FabSwingers.com forum: Modern phrases that get on your tits!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When an artist release an album they say it’s ‘dropped’, my album drops in the spring. No it doesn’t, you’re uploading it. You’re just trying to make it sound more exciting and cooler than It actually is. Another is people who say ‘rock up’ when meeting somewhere, you haven’t rocked up anywhere in your life, you turn up Somewhere met by mostly indifference like the rest of us.

What Modern phrases get on your tits ?

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Smashing It

To denote you are doing well

It really grinds my gears

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grinds my gears.. we aren't robots, we dont have any gears

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By *W_RedMan
over a year ago

Manchester

More a word not a phrase but when people say that is 'lit' or 'fire'

Probably just showing my age but there's some shit lingo around these days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my days and lush really wind me up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my days and lush really wind me up!"

And sick and phat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On it

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

"Just sayin'" and "Totes".

Just saying? I know you're just saying, the fact that there is communication already tells me that you're just saying. How stupid!

"Totes"? You mean, 'totally'? Eughh.

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

"Oh my days and lush really wind me up!

And sick and phat

I hate those too. Ha!

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By *erryandjuneCouple
over a year ago

Livingston

If I hear the phrase "unprecedented times" once more I am going to mad. Another one that annoys me is "it is what it is!"

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By *W_RedMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"If I hear the phrase "unprecedented times" once more I am going to mad. Another one that annoys me is "it is what it is!" "

"the new normal"

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I am irritated by the phrase "gets on my tits"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

circle back around

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By *W_RedMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I am irritated by the phrase "gets on my tits""

Shots fired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Starting a sentence with ‘basically’ or ‘like’ or raising an octave at the end of your sentence, to make it into a question. ‘Like, basically, do you know what I mean?’

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
over a year ago

Northerner

“How are you finding lockdown”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am irritated by the phrase "gets on my tits""

Not a modern phrase, been saying it since early 1990

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Saying ‘FACT!’ after a sentence of total bollocks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Someone who says ‘If you don’t like .........then Jog on!’ If you don’t like what they are saying, usually by someone who’s never jogged anywhere.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

When people pluralise singular entities.

People do it all the time talking football

You’ve got your Arsenals and your Liverpools and your Lampards and your Ferdinands.

People you just sound daft.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"“How are you finding lockdown”"

Or even worse "How is lockdown treating you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Hit me up“. No thanks

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Drop the mic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think that I just let most of this pass me by. I’d say there are more phrases where I find myself thinking ‘what the fuck was that meant to be?’ As opposed to actively getting irritated.

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Woke

Snowflake

Innit

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By *ilver Fox 60Man
over a year ago

Southport

"Get on your tits" for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Starting a sentence with ‘basically’ or ‘like’ or raising an octave at the end of your sentence, to make it into a question. ‘Like, basically, do you know what I mean?’

Oh you'll hate us Geordies then

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ve noticed the increased use of So to start a sentence, I think it’s the new errrmm

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Hate it when people add 'literally' to a sentence.. It makes my blood boil, literally!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Radio ,,,, it's a wireless for heaven's sake

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

The saying “it is what it is“ Yes I know what it is and don’t need telling it is

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By *urious8812Couple
over a year ago

dorchester

Hon. Do not call me hon, especially if we are complete strangers!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Cop.

As in, 'be the first to cop these new trainers'.

Actually they'd probably call them sneakers too.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Woke

Snowflake

Innit

I think we might have found ourselves a woke snowflake here, innit?

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By *inxybWoman
over a year ago

Durham

It’s ‘how’s you?’ that gets on my tits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Extra ordinary... No it's extraordinary one word. You don't say therapist as two words do ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My tits ain't big enough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Extra ordinary... No it's extraordinary one word. You don't say therapist as two words do ya!

Mr"

As someone with this is their job title I often chuckle when letters have a larger spacing between their words and I get my name followed by t h e r a p i s t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s ‘how’s you?’ that gets on my tits!"

How's you?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Pretty much ‘gets on my tits’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pretty much ‘gets on my tits’

Can I can I? Pretty much?

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By *airyChestedDaveMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Pretty much ‘gets on my tits’

I’d love to get on your tits lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Woke

Ya Get Me Blood

K instead of Ok , how fucking lazy can you get

Most abbreviated text speak like M8 or Cuz

Sick meaning good .

As for the last one , I was on my bike not long ago and I rode past a group of teenage lads and one said " you're bikes sick mate " .

So I just replied " looks healthy to me " and rode off .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take it to the baseline

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By *inxybWoman
over a year ago

Durham

"It’s ‘how’s you?’ that gets on my tits!

How's you?

I’ll just check

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pretty much ‘gets on my tits’

I’d love to get on your tits lol

Sorry. I am first in the line!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s ‘how’s you?’ that gets on my tits!

How's you?

I’ll just check

Would you let me on to your tits now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Just saying’ well fucking obviously you’re ‘just saying’ you just said it you melon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to inform you that you have been, Furloughed

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"It’s ‘how’s you?’ that gets on my tits!"

Lucky how's you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who start sentences with the word "so"....arrrgh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Just saying’ well fucking obviously you’re ‘just saying’ you just said it you melon"

Bbbbbbut, but, but I was just saying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Extra ordinary... No it's extraordinary one word. You don't say therapist as two words do ya!

As someone with this is their job title I often chuckle when letters have a larger spacing between their words and I get my name followed by t h e r a p i s t "

You have an extraordinary job... And yeah the website penisland always makes me chuckle with no spacing.

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By *martin1001Man
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

I hate it when women say

"No, I don't want to have sex with you".

Other than that, it's when people start sentences with 'so'

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Just touching base... Just fuck off.

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By *eedeeseTV/TS
over a year ago

glasgow

and let's be clear -

the vague/mystifying politicians standy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate it when women say

"No, I don't want to have sex with you".

Other than that, it's when people start sentences with 'so'"

That's when you use the taser!

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

"I hate it when women say

"No, I don't want to have sex with you".

Other than that, it's when people start sentences with 'so'"
Is this a modern phrase though? I've known it since I was a young lad lol

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Polite reminder.

It's your job to tell me what to do, just give me a reminder.

You don't have to tell me it's a polite one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘I tell it like it is’

No, you’re being a dick and trying to pass it off as a personality quirk. Piss off you miserable old goat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bundle of joy you lot are today...

Hope that's one of yours too...^

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Pretty much ‘gets on my tits’

I’d love to get on your tits lol

Sorry. I am first in the line!

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By *ennylewis2016Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Amazeballs. ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old man yells at cloud vibes in here

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By *urious8812Couple
over a year ago

dorchester

"I’ve noticed the increased use of So to start a sentence, I think it’s the new errrmm

Your profile is hilarious

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’ve noticed the increased use of So to start a sentence, I think it’s the new errrmm

Your profile is hilarious

Thank you, I must say I’m quite taken with yours.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Many, many of them.

Going forwards is harder to say than in future.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hes got a beef with him, really he's got a large slice of meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that say 'you know what I mean', at the end od sentances.

I've been shopping and it was busy, you know what I mean.

No I don't know, what is this shopping?

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By *kyblue1878Couple
over a year ago

Southport

Most Americanisms. Gotten especially! It's got, simple as, you don't need to add to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

24/7

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By *he_virgin_maryWoman
over a year ago

Here, there and everywhere!

Most corporate bullshit phrases to be fair!

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By *ap d agde coupleCouple
over a year ago

Broadstairs

Basically, awesome,hey you guys

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Bants and also referring to anything as cheeky. 'Cheeky bants' once uttered is a crime punishable by death. And if you call someone a 'ledge' too, then your immediate family ought to be obliterated too for allowing you to speak like such a nob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of them

There's a certain type of person over 25 that uses these phrases.

They need to stay away from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Starting a sentence with ‘basically’ or ‘like’ or raising an octave at the end of your sentence, to make it into a question. ‘Like, basically, do you know what I mean?’

Oh you'll hate us Geordies then

And we use lush a lot up here too.

I hate the phrase, "teamwork makes the dream work" - fuck off man, half the team are a bunch of lazt twats!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's all good"

No, it patently isn't!! In fact, some of it is very, very far from being good.

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

"Woke

Snowflake

Innit

I think we might have found ourselves a woke snowflake here, innit? "

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

Innit

Ahhhhhrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"‘I tell it like it is’

No, you’re being a dick and trying to pass it off as a personality quirk. Piss off you miserable old goat

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Starting a sentence with ‘basically’ or ‘like’ or raising an octave at the end of your sentence, to make it into a question. ‘Like, basically, do you know what I mean?’

Oh you'll hate us Geordies then

Plenty of them in London as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woke

Snowflake

Innit

I think we might have found ourselves a woke snowflake here, innit? "

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By *he_virgin_maryWoman
over a year ago

Here, there and everywhere!

Oh and 'living the dream' can fuck right off too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“How are you finding lockdown”"

This

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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent

people who start every sentence with "so"

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Bit of me. When someone says something which is to their liking. Sounds like something uttered on Love Island.

Proper. It's just not necessary in 99% of instances. That burger was proper nice innit.

Literally. Actually it isn't. And when it is, it cannot be anything other than literal. Example, the heat is literally making me sweat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Starting a sentence with ‘basically’ or ‘like’ or raising an octave at the end of your sentence, to make it into a question. ‘Like, basically, do you know what I mean?’

Oh you'll hate us Geordies then

And we use lush a lot up here too.

I hate the phrase, "teamwork makes the dream work" - fuck off man, half the team are a bunch of lazt twats!!! "
I'm gordie and certainly don't speak like that.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Life university or the University of hard knocks

we all have had issues and problems, the real heroes are those who learn from them and move on

Oh and ‘bants’

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"Woke

Ya Get Me Blood

K instead of Ok , how fucking lazy can you get

Most abbreviated text speak like M8 or Cuz

Sick meaning good .

As for the last one , I was on my bike not long ago and I rode past a group of teenage lads and one said " you're bikes sick mate " .

So I just replied " looks healthy to me " and rode off ."

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By *erdyWoman
over a year ago

wiltshire

Not a phrase but I find a lot of people, especially younger people use the word literally in just about every sentence and in completely the wrong context. Drives me crazy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I’m joking” No, you were being a cock, and now you’ve been called out on it, you’re trying to make out its humour

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By *erdyWoman
over a year ago

wiltshire

"Not a phrase but I find a lot of people, especially younger people use the word literally in just about every sentence and in completely the wrong context. Drives me crazy!! "
"literally"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bae

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bae

That means poop in danish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bae

Completely agree, and totes just say totally

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

Why do some ppl use fir instead of for ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my bad"!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’m not having you put that up my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“How are you finding lockdown”"
Yes yes yes this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""my bad"! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's happening"?

Why do you mean,what's happening? What's happening where?

Or better still,just fk off

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Like 100%

Like you get me?

Like 100%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Politically correct

High five

You know what im saying

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Thought of another one,

Me personally. Just say I.

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

Cluster fuck

God that makes me cringe

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"“I’m joking” No, you were being a cock, and now you’ve been called out on it, you’re trying to make out its humour

It's real until you get pushback, then it's edgy and we don't get it.

Nope, you're just being offensive and you get zero passes for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Not being funny but....'

Any sentence that starts with that is going to be shitty.

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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent

""my bad"! "

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"'Not being funny but....'

Any sentence that starts with that is going to be shitty. "

"Don't take this the wrong way but"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my days and lush really wind me up!"

‘Lush’ belongs to us Welsh, it’s a good word

‘DM me’..GRRRRRRRRR

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By *ordan02081995Man
over a year ago

Crosspool

I HATE people calling the coronavirus disease 'COVID', as if it is an old friend; "just popping out to visit Covid", it makes me cringe.

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

You do you

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Radio ,,,, it's a wireless for heaven's sake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bosh and peng ... still some people use these words

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

'Oh my days', and referring to a home as 'my yard'...

Automatic entry into the 'thick as shite' brigade.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in the day.

And although not phrases :-

24/7

Beginning the answer to a question with 'So'

Pronouncing 'St' at the beginning of a work as 'Shd'

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By *icknHMan
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

Any word that contains a Z instead of an S like kidz

Probably an age thing

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"When an artist release an album they say it’s ‘dropped’, my album drops in the spring. No it doesn’t, you’re uploading it. You’re just trying to make it sound more exciting and cooler than It actually is. Another is people who say ‘rock up’ when meeting somewhere, you haven’t rocked up anywhere in your life, you turn up Somewhere met by mostly indifference like the rest of us.

What Modern phrases get on your tits ? "

I genuinely dislike the phrase

" gets on my tits" or " grind my gears" or "piss boiling"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What Modern phrases get on your tits ?

I genuinely dislike the phrase

" gets on my tits" or " grind my gears" or "piss boiling"

As stated early ‘get on my tits’ has been around since circa 1983, it was first introduced into the mainstream in early 1990, so therefore technically not a modern phrase, hence why I included it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any sentence that begins with “so..”

“Line our ducks up”

“Proactive “

“Going forward”

Anything that talks about “Our journey”

Most management bollocks really.

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

It's mostly Americanisms that annoy me.

"I could care less" instead of couldn't care less.

"On accident" instead of by accident.

Those two are probably the worst offenders but there's a load more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Random.

Suddenly it's being used to describe people. This imaginary figure that for you is repulsive. An all purpose discriminator.

Move on.

Folk invest years on the site never a peep. But maybe the next attempt will be success. Really? But won't I just be another Random?

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

Using the phrase 'End of' to shut down a discussion. It's usually used at the end of an outlandish statement, such as "The earth is flat. End of".

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

It is what it is

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By *oss and SuzieCouple
over a year ago

Porthmadog

At the end of the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone wants a reply of some sort & says “ hit me up”

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By *carlett AllureWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

‘So’ I can’t believe no one else has said this...

‘420’

I ‘literally’ hate it, ‘end of the day’ there’s no need for it. ‘Really gets on my tits’, I get ‘it is what it is’ and for most it’s ‘standard’ but it just ‘proper’ ‘grinds my gears’

Safe!

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

When someone starts a thread then finishes with 'Discuss'.

No, fuck off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When someone starts a thread then finishes with 'Discuss'.

No, fuck off."

Yes. Quite often its I'll conceived and badly set out. Usually no attempt by the OP to answer their own question.

Equally the many who attempt to answer not really understanding the question. Sometime later rage sets in,the thread is removed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who uses the word "Chillaxin" needs twatting with a rolled up newspaper

"Moving forward" oh fuck off, not going backward am I?

"Emosh" as in feeling emosh today' fuck off and cry away from me if you're using slang like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Just saying’ well fucking obviously you’re ‘just saying’ you just said it you melon"

I've always understood "just saying" to be short for "just saying out loud what everyone's thinking privately"... Ie, you're making a mistake/doing it wrong/making an idiot of yourself etc.

Certainly the implication I use when saying those two particular words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First world problems"

"Moving forward "

"Hit me up".

Theres actually quite a lot that mildly irritate me, these are just a few.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I HATE people calling the coronavirus disease 'COVID', as if it is an old friend; "just popping out to visit Covid", it makes me cringe."

Its not just me then

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"When someone starts a thread then finishes with 'Discuss'.

No, fuck off."

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Anyone who uses the word "Chillaxin" needs twatting with a rolled up newspaper

"Moving forward" oh fuck off, not going backward am I?

"Emosh" as in feeling emosh today' fuck off and cry away from me if you're using slang like that.

"
And I thought I swore a lot

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Since when did saying something is sick become a positive? If I say something is sick then I think it's REALLY bad.

And I don't mean bad as in good.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Retro and vintage.

Are just words for new products copying old designs at inflated prices

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By *e-thing-hotMan
over a year ago

LONDON/Islington

When they say ‘ no thanks not for me’ on fab , that get right on my frupneys

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"When someone starts a thread then finishes with 'Discuss'.

No, fuck off."

What's the best Olympic field event?

Discuss?

People who start with 'I'm not being funny.....' I cut off with 'because that'll be a first'

'At the end of the day.......' gets a quick 'It gets dark!!!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get on your tits"

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By *kblueeyesCouple
over a year ago

kilkenny

Alright mate from a random stranger, sorry I don't even know you!

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

That will learn him....

You mean teach him right??

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By *hrisUB3Man
over a year ago

Heathrow

So!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone who uses the word "Chillaxin" needs twatting with a rolled up newspaper

"Moving forward" oh fuck off, not going backward am I?

"Emosh" as in feeling emosh today' fuck off and cry away from me if you're using slang like that.

And I thought I swore a lot

Sweetness and light me! Dunno what'choo mean

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