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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell me a joke, or a practical keep cool life hack...

Please

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Drink cold water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put your bed sheets and pillowcases in the fridge! Lovely and cool for bedtime x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell me a joke, or a practical keep cool life hack...

Please

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and grandad is sitting with his grandson watching news

grandad says'' world's fucked at moment ''

grandson'' tell me something i don't know''

grandad'' your grandma can take it up the arse right up too the elbow''

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to the doctor with a Lettuce stuck up my arse. The doctor took a look, said she could see it was just the tip of the iceberg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell me a joke, or a practical keep cool life hack...

Please

To stay cool in bed with this heat! (and if you have a fan)

You should lay on the inside of your duvet with the fan at the bottom aiming in, achieving the perfect cool box... And also allowing for much more happier play time hehe

X x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tell me a joke, or a practical keep cool life hack...

Please

To stay cool in bed with this heat! (and if you have a fan)

You should lay on the inside of your duvet with the fan at the bottom aiming in, achieving the perfect cool box... And also allowing for much more happier play time hehe

X x"

Actually considering this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell me a joke, or a practical keep cool life hack...

Please

To stay cool in bed with this heat! (and if you have a fan)

You should lay on the inside of your duvet with the fan at the bottom aiming in, achieving the perfect cool box... And also allowing for much more happier play time hehe

X x

Actually considering this one

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like the joke ?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

You're certainly hot.

Now let's see.

Two alligators sitting by the water. One of them turns to the other on and says "Why the long face?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell me a joke, or a practical keep cool life hack...

Please

To stay cool in bed with this heat! (and if you have a fan)

You should lay on the inside of your duvet with the fan at the bottom aiming in, achieving the perfect cool box... And also allowing for much more happier play time hehe

X x

Actually considering this one

Ohh don't delay babe, it works a treat!

What you waiting for, move that sexy ass

X x

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Breaking News:

The Pagan Summer Solstice Festival at Stonehenge has been cancelled based on government advice.

A spokesman for The Druids said,

''It's unfortunate but we're all going to have to make sacrifices.''

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Knock knock.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Knock knock."

Open up

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By *iking 777Man
over a year ago

wick

"Tell me a joke, or a practical keep cool life hack...

Hang a ice pack over your fan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does a sprinter eat before a race? Nothing...they fast!

Cold shower then air dry no clothes. Open windows but keep sun out with a curtain for the daytime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I part froze a couple of plastic bottles of peach cordial and water earlier. Going down a treat

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By *iking 777Man
over a year ago

wick

Frozen water bottle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fan on full, pointing directly at my naked butt, straight out a cold shower. Now to try and sleep!

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Got a joke about a brick wall????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fan on full, pointing directly at my naked butt, straight out a cold shower. Now to try and sleep!"

I'll just leave my tongue for you before you get completely dry hehe

X x

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