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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It’s so hot, who wants to come out on my inflatable Yacht

I’ve mended the punctures from the sharks

What you bringing

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Wine

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Gin, marmalade and tunes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wine

Fantastic climb aboard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin, marmalade and tunes

And marmite too

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Snorkels! And tunes and a floating dance floor

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

A "fuck you" attitude to humanity and packet of cherry drops.

Best I got beaut

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Snorkels! And tunes and a floating dance floor

Wow, how many can dance on it

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Life jacket and a spear gun big enough to deal with the sharks from the sound of your yacht we will need both!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A "fuck you" attitude to humanity and packet of cherry drops.

Best I got beaut "

I like cherry drops and not had them for years

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

stockton

Ice and lots of it. And cool packs. I'm a hot melted mess

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Life jacket and a spear gun big enough to deal with the sharks from the sound of your yacht we will need both!"

Honestly, we only got attacked by 45 of them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ice and lots of it. And cool packs. I'm a hot melted mess

Climb aboard my lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enthusiasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kettle chips and more wine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Enthusiasm

God, you’re definitely coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing, just my nekkkeddddd self, it's too hot....

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

I brought a toilet and loo rolls along. Sorry for being practical.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kettle chips and more wine "

What flavour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My spear gun for the sharks and a big keg of ice cold rattler cider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lube and a pack of tangfastics, everything else is catered for

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing, just my nekkkeddddd self, it's too hot....

Cover that bottom up, you’ll encourage the sharks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I brought a toilet and loo rolls along. Sorry for being practical. "

That’s very practical, on you come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing, just my nekkkeddddd self, it's too hot....

Cover that bottom up, you’ll encourage the sharks

Sharkbait, innit..... Might dangle a worm over the side too.....

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By *rre786Man
over a year ago

Reading

Cake? Is there room for me if I bring cake?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Life jackets and sunscreen

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By *ngel_vs_devil33Woman
over a year ago

i’ll let you know

Tanning oil, sure lots will need a good rub down with a bit of oil,

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

My speargun, mini bbq and a Sauvignon blanc

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Snorkels! And tunes and a floating dance floor

Wow, how many can dance on it

12 and a half x

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Two loaves of bread and a tonne of weird shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rum, beer and polish sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Case of gin and a big ass stereo for the tunes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Myself, nothing else needed, not even clothes

(But also Prosecco)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Five loaves of bread and two fishes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Myself, nothing else needed, not even clothes

(But also Prosecco)"

Get on Chick

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Can I bring my inflatable barbecue?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My spear gun for the sharks and a big keg of ice cold rattler cider "

Lovely. Come on hop on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I bring my inflatable barbecue?

Of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lube and a pack of tangfastics, everything else is catered for

Are they inflatable tangtastics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My spear gun for the sharks and a big keg of ice cold rattler cider

Lovely. Come on hop on

Nice if I run out of spears I'll just punch the sharks like a nan grrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Two loaves of bread and a tonne of weird shit. "

Ok, please describe the weird stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Myself, nothing else needed, not even clothes

(But also Prosecco)

Get on Chick

That went without saying wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A "fuck you" attitude to humanity and packet of cherry drops.

Best I got beaut

I like cherry drops and not had them for years

You don't need them!! Everyone's bringing Tunes!! Ba bum!! First class ticket to Dottingham please!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Myself, nothing else needed, not even clothes

(But also Prosecco)

Get on Chick

That went without saying wife

Get your bikini on

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Two loaves of bread and a tonne of weird shit.

Ok, please describe the weird stuff

Loaves and fishes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Five loaves of bread and two fishes. "

Only 2 fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Five loaves of bread and two fishes.

Only 2 fish

I can work with it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Five loaves of bread and two fishes.

Only 2 fish

I can work with it. "

Bread sandwich it is then

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Five loaves of bread and two fishes.

Only 2 fish

I can work with it. "

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By *isces WomanWoman
over a year ago

West London

I'm a massage therapist and body scrub expert.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Charm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life jacket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not going to come - but send me pictures

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By *ebauchedshenanigansCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

Spiced Rum and lots of sunscreen with my ginger skin lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Myself, nothing else needed, not even clothes

(But also Prosecco)

Get on Chick

That went without saying wife

Get your bikini on

Don’t be daft. I’m taking it off

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By *ewsub4dommeMan
over a year ago

thirsk

Ice cream

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Can I come? I've a fine hand with a yacht

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a massage therapist and body scrub expert."

You’re definitely coming

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Charm "

What would we without your charm Girty

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"It’s so hot, who wants to come out on my inflatable Yacht

I’ve mended the punctures from the sharks

What you bringing

We'd love to come aboard, but please forgive us if we find you distracting.

We can bring chocolate brownies to make up for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A life jacket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kettle chips and more wine

What flavour

All.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" A life jacket."

Can’t you swim

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

Marmite peanut butter and a bucket full of joy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" A life jacket.

Can’t you swim

Yes but need to be safe than sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I come? I've a fine hand with a yacht"

Of course you can

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Marmite peanut butter and a bucket full of joy

I got given a jar of that for my birthday, I didn’t get anything else just that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kettle chips and more wine

What flavour

All. "

I like all flavours

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

A puncture repair kit and some depth-charges.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A puncture repair kit and some depth-charges.

I like your username

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By *aigeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Rope. Always useful on a boat. And I’m a dab hand with knots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has the inflatable yacht left port yet? Or are we blowing it up still?

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

"Marmite peanut butter and a bucket full of joy

I got given a jar of that for my birthday, I didn’t get anything else just that

Just a jar of joy? I’ve got some joy you can have

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has the inflatable yacht left port yet? Or are we blowing it up still?

Still blowing it up, we leave in 4 weeks time

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Oh I remember the hoot this created last time!

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

"Has the inflatable yacht left port yet? Or are we blowing it up still?

Still blowing it up, we leave in 4 weeks time

In that case I'll bring Heli Hansen jackets for everyone and a large flask of hot chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has the inflatable yacht left port yet? Or are we blowing it up still?

Still blowing it up, we leave in 4 weeks time

In that case I'll bring Heli Hansen jackets for everyone and a large flask of hot chocolate"

Marshmallows?

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Has the inflatable yacht left port yet? Or are we blowing it up still?

Still blowing it up, we leave in 4 weeks time

Time to make the moonshine and have my monthly bath before that !

Clean and pissed shark bait !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Factor 50 suncream, the urge to get d*unk and a fuck tonne of condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jelly babies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has the inflatable yacht left port yet? Or are we blowing it up still?

Still blowing it up, we leave in 4 weeks time

In that case I'll bring Heli Hansen jackets for everyone and a large flask of hot chocolate

Marshmallows? "

Don’t want much do you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jelly babies

I like the orange ones Taff

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh I remember the hoot this created last time!

That Yacht sank

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

"A puncture repair kit and some depth-charges.

I like your username

It’s not getting me anywhere haha,

I’m terrible at selling myself, but I had to change it for security reasons x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sombreros and fans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we play cricket

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Two loaves of bread and a tonne of weird shit.

Ok, please describe the weird stuff

Loaves and fishes?"

Well I've got the beard and hair now.

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