FabSwingers.com forum: What’s the worst injury that you’ve had and still had sex.

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I was once giving a kicking from a couple of guys for defending a ladies honour shall we say.

Anyway I ended up with two black eyes and a broken nose, I did however pull her best mate, must have been a sympathy shag.

My face was very sore whilst we played but I manned up and got through it.

Have you had any injuries and sex, has anyone had a shag whilst having a broken leg in a cast, that would be interesting I bet.

Anybody actually suffered an injury during sex, I’ve had cramp which wasn’t fun.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Given a kicking, I was giving a good impression of a curled up ball on the ground.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Ye I have had sex with a broken leg and a broken arm another time. It's kinda awkard but can be done

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By *_MariusMan
over a year ago

Currently Faraway

I didn’t have an injury as such; I was having a threesome with a British couple in Gran Canaria but I was having 38*C temperature and shivers from sunstroke, earlier in the day. I couldn’t really have backed down from my promise, could I? Lol

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Ye I have had sex with a broken leg and a broken arm another time. It's kinda awkard but can be done

Does it deaden the pain

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I didn’t have an injury as such; I was having a threesome with a British couple in Gran Canaria but I was having 38*C temperature and shivers from sunstroke, earlier in the day. I couldn’t really have backed down from my promise, could I? Lol"

They must have thought you were seriously turned on.

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By *ochdale lad2019Man
over a year ago

Rochdale

Iv snapped the banjo

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Iv snapped the banjo"

Ooh bloody hell.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Not so much an injury but I remember checking in to the Strozzi while under the influence of swine flu. As it was a special day and not wanting to waste the surroundings we both struggled through the motions.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Three days after being circumcised, I woke up with too much of a morning glory and ripped out one of the stitches holding it all together, lots of blood everywhere and so painful I entirely forgot how to scream.

Anyway...4 days after that I enjoyed a long if somewhat painful sex session.

I was in an LTR back then so no condoms and still had the rest of the stitches in.

Do I win a prize now

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

In 1983 I came off ma bike and had 3 torn tendons and 2 chipped bones in ma foot. The following night I had a date with a lass in Ripley, needless to say ma bike was unrideable, so I had to borrow ma Dad's car to get there. Ma foot was quickly forgotten later in the evening

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Not so much an injury but I remember checking in to the Strozzi while under the influence of swine flu. As it was a special day and not wanting to waste the surroundings we both struggled through the motions. "

That sounds like a pig of a day.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Ye I have had sex with a broken leg and a broken arm another time. It's kinda awkard but can be done

Does it deaden the pain "

Not really but it did make. Me forget about it for a while

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Three days after being circumcised, I woke up with too much of a morning glory and ripped out one of the stitches holding it all together, lots of blood everywhere and so painful I entirely forgot how to scream.

Anyway...4 days after that I enjoyed a long if somewhat painful sex session.

I was in an LTR back then so no condoms and still had the rest of the stitches in.

Do I win a prize now

You do but I know the pain of a post cut hard on.

I remember my first wank afte I was terrified.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"In 1983 I came off ma bike and had 3 torn tendons and 2 chipped bones in ma foot. The following night I had a date with a lass in Ripley, needless to say ma bike was unrideable, so I had to borrow ma Dad's car to get there. Ma foot was quickly forgotten later in the evening

I hope you got to put your feet up as they say.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Ye I have had sex with a broken leg and a broken arm another time. It's kinda awkard but can be done

Does it deaden the pain

Not really but it did make. Me forget about it for a while

You sound like the Frank Spencer of the shagging world.

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By *abonWoman
over a year ago

L’boro/Ashby & Cheltenham

I got a nasty ankle slash from someone else’s rogue toenail. I hate long toenails anyway, to that was particularly traumatic!

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over a year ago

"I got a nasty ankle slash from someone else’s rogue toenail. I hate long toenails anyway, to that was particularly traumatic!"

i was gen up sick in my mouth reading this.

hate hate hate double hate loathe feet entirely!!!!

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By *abonWoman
over a year ago

L’boro/Ashby & Cheltenham

And my calf bone dislocates from my knee sometimes. It just pops back in, but some get freaked by the clunk lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had my knee surgically repaired after all the muscles in and around my knee were smashed up in a rugby injury. On 1 week after surgery and unable to move my leg at all I was having sex was ok with her on top but I got carried away rolled her over and tried to take control I lasted about 3 seconds bf realising it hurt like hell and had to go back to her on top lol.

I now have a big bolt in my knee holding it all together but I'm stronger for it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've snapped 2 bloody nails getting to full on while shagging. Now THAT has to win a prize?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst was three broken ribs, I was in agony, couldn’t breath but refused to stop

And plenty more, too many to list lol including spinal injuries

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By *abonWoman
over a year ago

L’boro/Ashby & Cheltenham

"I got a nasty ankle slash from someone else’s rogue toenail. I hate long toenails anyway, to that was particularly traumatic!

i was gen up sick in my mouth reading this.

hate hate hate double hate loathe feet entirely!!!!

I don’t mind feet...just grim toenails. And long finger nails too on a guy...bleugh!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does covid count? Unaware at the time....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently have a fractured arm but can’t seem to feel the horn with this much pain!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I broke and almost lost an arm in a motorbike accident. Had a big opperation to save the arm. My girlfriend at the time stayed over to help out and my son was conceived. He's now 17

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was in hospital for an asthma attack for a week, temporarily discharged myself for a quick bit of hows your father.

Another time in a cast, where I had badly strained ankle ligaments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ummmm.. my other half literally ripped my coil out of me while in the throws

absolutely was not funny at the time, definitely couldn't carry on after the searing bloodbath the ensued... and unfortunately required weeks of hospital treatment to fix.

a fortnight before Christmas.

t'was a great time (: least we can laugh about it now!

i remember video calling my best friend in tears afterwards, and she was howling with the LOLs, and screenshot me holding this tiny little anchor like WTF HAS JUST HAPPENED TO MEEEEEEE

one of the funniest photos that we still cry laughing about now.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"ummmm.. my other half literally ripped my coil out of me while in the throws

absolutely was not funny at the time, definitely couldn't carry on after the searing bloodbath the ensued... and unfortunately required weeks of hospital treatment to fix.

a fortnight before Christmas.

t'was a great time (: least we can laugh about it now!

i remember video calling my best friend in tears afterwards, and she was howling with the LOLs, and screenshot me holding this tiny little anchor like WTF HAS JUST HAPPENED TO MEEEEEEE

one of the funniest photos that we still cry laughing about now.

Px"

That’s worth a movie version.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I broke and almost lost an arm in a motorbike accident. Had a big opperation to save the arm. My girlfriend at the time stayed over to help out and my son was conceived. He's now 17"

Just shows sex is armless good fun.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Currently have a fractured arm but can’t seem to feel the horn with this much pain!"

Oh bless. Perhaps if we all sent you pics that might help.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

I broke my foot in a club once and instead of going to hospital straight away, I shagged the guy I'd been eyeing.

Same broken foot, went to a club with a big boot on and shagged someone, it was quite awkward with the big boot up in the air!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ummmm.. my other half literally ripped my coil out of me while in the throws

absolutely was not funny at the time, definitely couldn't carry on after the searing bloodbath the ensued... and unfortunately required weeks of hospital treatment to fix.

a fortnight before Christmas.

t'was a great time (: least we can laugh about it now!

i remember video calling my best friend in tears afterwards, and she was howling with the LOLs, and screenshot me holding this tiny little anchor like WTF HAS JUST HAPPENED TO MEEEEEEE

one of the funniest photos that we still cry laughing about now.

Px"
oh god prin I dont know if I should laugh or cry for you on this one. I thought my shattered knee was bad

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Does covid count? Unaware at the time...."

What sort of PPE would you need. Did you pass it on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a broken leg.

Where there's a willy there's a way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had heart surgery, a week later I was stuffing one of the nurses, scariest shag I’ve ever got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ex boyfriend have sex with me even though he had a hernia op the day before.

I had a meet with a guy who had just broken his foot and was in plaster up to his knee.

I had a hysterectomy and had sex earlier than I was advised to

Mr had a bladder infection "poorly nut-itis" and we managed to have sex, poor man almost fainted

Her x

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By *_MariusMan
over a year ago

Currently Faraway

They must have thought you were seriously turned on. "

Mate, literally and metaphorically, I was on fire

One sad side-effect was that my willy wouldn’t get up

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Broken ankle

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By *acamanCouple
over a year ago

aberdeen

Circumcision two days later couldn't resist wasn't well thought out

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By *ochdale lad2019Man
over a year ago

Rochdale

"Iv snapped the banjo

Ooh bloody hell. "

Stung like mad and loads of blood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had the worst hangover known to man - but still managed it without vomiting.

Win

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford

I've split my foreskin a few times when i was younger.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Ye I have had sex with a broken leg and a broken arm another time. It's kinda awkard but can be done

That's what I call dedication to the cause!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broken vertebrae, ribs and pelvis

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

A broken heart.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Not me but I had a very accident prone ex. We had sex while he had a bust lip from a mosh pit that had steri stitches in it. Also while he had fractured a few vertebrae in his back. I did most the work then though. Also discovered that taking codeine makes your cum taste awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasn't an injury as such, but maybe 9 days after getting my PA i had sex, against advice of 6 weeks of no sex or masturbation. And in hindsight, I should of listened to the advice, was quite painful. Think I was 18,so thought I knew better. She thought I was really enjoying it due to my groans

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford

"A broken heart.

(Offers a virtual hug)

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"A broken heart.

(Offers a virtual hug)

Accepts it!!

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

I've broken a rib having sex. He wanted to stop. I said no keep going. Same guy tried fisting me I felt him tearing me. No pain no gameplay

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford

"I've broken a rib having sex. He wanted to stop. I said no keep going. Same guy tried fisting me I felt him tearing me. No pain no gameplay

(Offers to kiss better)

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By *agicfingerslovelyMan
over a year ago

Rugby

With Concussion. Hazy night.

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Ruptured thigh muscle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 broken ribs and a dislocated shoulder that had been put back in from a sporting injury. It was a sore sex session

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford

"Ruptured thigh muscle "

(offers to massage it better).

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By *limandtrim300Couple
over a year ago

Ely

Does having sex 3 days after major brain surgery to sort out an aneurysm count??? I just wanted to check the plumbing still worked...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snapped cock.

Mrs came down on it a little too hard, and snapped it!! Moved to a doggy position to finish, but the swelling had already started... was black and blue the next day, and "dog legged" and painful for weeks..... thankfully, it self corrected, but sadly the generous swelling and exotic colouring has since subsided....

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock

"I was once giving a kicking from a couple of guys for defending a ladies honour shall we say.

Anyway I ended up with two black eyes and a broken nose, I did however pull her best mate, must have been a sympathy shag.

My face was very sore whilst we played but I manned up and got through it.

Have you had any injuries and sex, has anyone had a shag whilst having a broken leg in a cast, that would be interesting I bet.

Anybody actually suffered an injury during sex, I’ve had cramp which wasn’t fun. "

Split the cartilage in my right knee when I was at uni playing hockey. Ended up in a cast from toe to hip. Climbed the 6 flights of stairs at my gf's house in Bath to spend the weekends there.

Spent most of my time on the sofa being brought food and drink. In the evening, spent my time being sucked off, wanked, ridden and 69ed.

Loved every minute..

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I've broken a rib having sex. He wanted to stop. I said no keep going. Same guy tried fisting me I felt him tearing me. No pain no gameplay

(Offers to kiss better)

Would you like to kiss my bruises better. Not telling you wear they are

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

After a bike accident ,I broke my tibia and fibia,but still manage sex while in a full length cast

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

Stubbed my toe and ended up being broken... I couldn’t let her down ... too nice

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Ended up having back surgery because of a sex incident where I realised I was completely numb from the waist down. Does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I broke my toe during shower sex and still continued

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leg in a plaster cast. Had to be careful not to whack the other person with it!

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

10 days after appendix op, 3 days after hernia op and often with blinding sinus migraines. Have the give the little chap credit, he'll stand when needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in a bad car accident and had my leg in a leg brace and metal pins in my hip. Broken wrist. Turns out if you're gentle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 or 4 weeks after a hip replacement, couldnt even roll on my side yet but managed some nookie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 broken ribs... I took a strong painkiller and just went for it. I am still unsure if it was worth it. Just seemed like something I wanted at the time haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a woman with broken ribs once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was once giving a kicking from a couple of guys for defending a ladies honour shall we say.

Anyway I ended up with two black eyes and a broken nose, I did however pull her best mate, must have been a sympathy shag.

My face was very sore whilst we played but I manned up and got through it.

Have you had any injuries and sex, has anyone had a shag whilst having a broken leg in a cast, that would be interesting I bet.

Anybody actually suffered an injury during sex, I’ve had cramp which wasn’t fun. "

Had a very similar experience except I was unc@nscious most of the night, needed an operation a few days later to fit plates to hold my jaw and orbital socket together - still managed sex in between though. It didn't actually hurt that much at the time as they also managed to crush the nerves in my face so I felt like I'd had a jab at the dentist. They took a month or so to recover - that horrible itchy tingling you get after the dentist but lasting for weeks. All better just in time for an infection in the plate on my jaw - and that was when it started to hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr shagged a Chinese lady with one leg called Eileen

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