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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

The Government are expected to announce that as of 4th July 2020, West Ham players will be permitted to visit other teams penalty areas for short periods, providing they pose no threat to the opposition.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I saw this yesterday.

Ha fucking ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a wedt ham fan I just want to state, we will not be playing champions league football for the next 2 years in solidarity with Man City

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

I wish the government would do the same for Arsenal.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I needed a giggle

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I needed a giggle "

Just coz you beat us . Pppffftttt

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I needed a giggle

Just coz you beat us . Pppffftttt "

Makes a change you normally upset our rhythm

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"As a wedt ham fan I just want to state, we will not be playing champions league football for the next 2 years in solidarity with Man City"

CLM. Champions League Matters.

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Where's Ash?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Government are expected to announce that as of 4th July 2020, West Ham players will be permitted to visit other teams penalty areas for short periods, providing they pose no threat to the opposition.

"

Nice!!!!!

T

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

I see that David Luiz has decided to socially distance himself for one match....

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I see that David Luiz has decided to socially distance himself for one match...."

The bastard love child of Art Garfunkel and Sideshow Bob......

Glad we sold him to the Gunners, did us lots of favours.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks


"I see that David Luiz has decided to socially distance himself for one match....

The bastard love child of Art Garfunkel and Sideshow Bob......

Glad we sold him to the Gunners, did us lots of favours. "

And to think we sold you Giroud and Cashley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv just shown Ash this

I'm sure he will be along shortly.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

I like West Ham. I hope they get themselves together. They are a proper footy club x

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Where's Ash? "

I'm here Stingly

I normally get excited if West Ham pass the ball more than twice and cross the half way line....

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Where's Ash?

I'm here Stingly

I normally get excited if West Ham pass the ball more than twice and cross the half way line.... "

What's happened to your boys?

You started the season pretty well.....

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By *siancouplehantsCouple
over a year ago

K-PAX

I am not a fan but not nice to see where they are at the moment

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact


"I like West Ham. I hope they get themselves together. They were a proper footy club x "

Corrected for you. As part of the gentrification process initiated in 2016, WHUFC have been converted into a travelling circus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fearing the worst!!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Where's Ash?

I'm here Stingly

I normally get excited if West Ham pass the ball more than twice and cross the half way line....

What's happened to your boys?

You started the season pretty well..... "

That's Moyeses magic for you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Absolute bag of shite atm , I fear the worst sadly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently the Gvt have said that the next time WHU play, the opposition’s half will be used as a temporary CV testing station as it’s a big empty space currently not being used.

COYI

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Where's Ash?

I'm here Stingly

I normally get excited if West Ham pass the ball more than twice and cross the half way line....

What's happened to your boys?

You started the season pretty well.....

That's Moyeses magic for you"

Your comment makes perfect sense.

Sack the manager that had them comfortable mid table, working their way higher.

Then sack him and get a new bloke in.

What could possibly go wrong?

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact


"Apparently the Gvt have said that the next time WHU play, the opposition’s half will be used as a temporary CV testing station as it’s a big empty space currently not being used.

COYI"

They could also use David Moyes' space between his ears or whatever is between his legs. Same applies to all the players. They all shoulder the blame but this is systemic failure starting right from the very top. They deserve failure, the fans don't.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Where's Ash?

I'm here Stingly

I normally get excited if West Ham pass the ball more than twice and cross the half way line....

What's happened to your boys?

You started the season pretty well..... "

We have some very good individual players but they are sadly not a team.

They also get paid far too much money and dont care about the club except for Captsin Mark Noble.

It might do us some good if we went down as we would have to get rid of all our highly paid mercenaries and we could start again with our kids from the academy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm glad I don't support a rubbish team that plays in claret and blue.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'm glad I don't support a rubbish team that plays in claret and blue."

Lol

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Where's Ash?

I'm here Stingly

I normally get excited if West Ham pass the ball more than twice and cross the half way line....

What's happened to your boys?

You started the season pretty well.....

We have some very good individual players but they are sadly not a team.

They also get paid far too much money and dont care about the club except for Captsin Mark Noble.

It might do us some good if we went down as we would have to get rid of all our highly paid mercenaries and we could start again with our kids from the academy.

"

That might be the best thing to happen to them.....

Sad though. Not sure the owners are football people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wish the government would do the same for Arsenal. "
Agreed!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Singly

Who's laughing now

I walked in the Room to find Ash topless swinging his shirt round.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Singly

Who's laughing now

I walked in the Room to find Ash topless swinging his shirt round. "

Hahahah

Shush you. I will be the one who needs to console him now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Singly

Who's laughing now

I walked in the Room to find Ash topless swinging his shirt round.

Hahahah

Shush you. I will be the one who needs to console him now."

Iv had to console Ash the entire season.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’ve got Yarmalenko!

What a game, in reality we should have had two first half goals given

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We’ve got Yarmalenko!

What a game, in reality we should have had two first half goals given"

We was robbed.

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Hey Singly

Who's laughing now

I walked in the Room to find Ash topless swinging his shirt round. "

I only logged in to check the thread and say well played the 'ammers.

I'm off to find Ash now.

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Where's Ash?

I'm here Stingly

I normally get excited if West Ham pass the ball more than twice and cross the half way line.... "

Well played your boys Ash.

Hope it kick starts the season again......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's Ash?

I'm here Stingly

I normally get excited if West Ham pass the ball more than twice and cross the half way line....

Well played your boys Ash.

Hope it kick starts the season again...... "

He will be very pleased to see you.

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Hey Singly

Who's laughing now

I walked in the Room to find Ash topless swinging his shirt round.

Hahahah

Shush you. I will be the one who needs to console him now."

Welllllllll............

I'm quite depressed now.

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Where's Ash?

I'm here Stingly

I normally get excited if West Ham pass the ball more than twice and cross the half way line....

Well played your boys Ash.

Hope it kick starts the season again......

He will be very pleased to see you. "

I'm ready.......

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Hey Singly

Who's laughing now

I walked in the Room to find Ash topless swinging his shirt round.

I only logged in to check the thread and say well played the 'ammers.

I'm off to find Ash now. "

Thank you..I have been waiting for you Stingly....

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Where's Ash?

I'm here Stingly

I normally get excited if West Ham pass the ball more than twice and cross the half way line....

Well played your boys Ash.

Hope it kick starts the season again...... "

Cheers...its a shame we cant play Chelsea every week....

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Where's Ash?

I'm here Stingly

I normally get excited if West Ham pass the ball more than twice and cross the half way line....

Well played your boys Ash.

Hope it kick starts the season again......

Cheers...its a shame we cant play Chelsea every week.... "

I've missed the footie banter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done you luvely jubbly cock-er-knees enjoy.

T

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

WE ACTUALLY WON

WE ACTUALLY FUCKING WON !!!

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

We have had many descions going against us this season but that was a good and deserved win. If the penalty for Chelsea was given the Antonio should have had one at the other end when taken out by keeper when clear on goal.

And just to add a rant Aston Villa should have one point less and a higher goal difference

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"WE ACTUALLY WON

WE ACTUALLY FUCKING WON !!!"

I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's Ash?

I'm here Stingly

I normally get excited if West Ham pass the ball more than twice and cross the half way line....

Well played your boys Ash.

Hope it kick starts the season again......

Cheers...its a shame we cant play Chelsea every week....

I've missed the footie banter. "

Haha the footie banter days

Stingly! Not seen you around forums for a while. It's been that long forgotten we were connected as friends doing well and still on top of all things sporty I see *ahem*

It's a full on busy weekend with plenty of things going on. Have fun everyone and hopefully the results go your way...

Final words on West Ham:

It's in their hands now Ash. Survive or not... Hammers have that control and next few remaining games are going to be on the edge of your seat stuff!

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

The stadium is just across the way from me, if anyone would like me to pop over and set off a small confetti cannon in celebration...can be exchanged for standing outside with a tape player blasting out 'Mad World' at full volume on less auspicious days if required.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The stadium is just across the way from me, if anyone would like me to pop over and set off a small confetti cannon in celebration...can be exchanged for standing outside with a tape player blasting out 'Mad World' at full volume on less auspicious days if required."

Haha if West Ham stay up Ash will love that! Save that confetti Genie I may have to make a trip down London back to my original base and home sweet home on the final day of season because it could all kick off

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuckit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuckit. "

Not so smug now.

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuckit.

Not so smug now. "

Supporting Chelsea is a sure fire cure for smug.

Football; what we love and frustrates us in equal measure.

*note To Chelsea, stop buying midfielders, new defence needed. Rudiger and Zouma, you may leave the building.

Tammy Abraham, you ARE allowed to touch the fucking ball!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are staying up, yes we are staying up!

COYI!

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By *ral ExtraordinaireMan
over a year ago

Kent

Oi oi

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Oi oi"

Oi Oi fellow Hammer

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

I'm an Evertonian. But I love West Ham they're a proper footy club

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax


"The Government are expected to announce that as of 4th July 2020, West Ham players will be permitted to visit other teams penalty areas for short periods, providing they pose no threat to the opposition.

"

Fair enough. They managed to get a stadium out of the public purse so why not!

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By *ral ExtraordinaireMan
over a year ago

Kent


"Oi oi

Oi Oi fellow Hammer "

COYIs

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By *ral ExtraordinaireMan
over a year ago

Kent


"The Government are expected to announce that as of 4th July 2020, West Ham players will be permitted to visit other teams penalty areas for short periods, providing they pose no threat to the opposition.

Fair enough. They managed to get a stadium out of the public purse so why not! "

Now what would that stadium been after the Olympics ?

By having WHU in their helps create jobs and build the economy . Otherwise they wanted to turn it into a 25k stadium hardly ever used for athletics to keep the Olympics legacy .

Personally like 99% of fellow Hammers we'd go back tomorrow to Upton Park of 35k !

You can keep the souless arena in Stratford and waste tax payers money anyday, to give us back our Upton Park

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

West Ham proper football club. Better than the other pile of shites at the min Manchester united and Liverpoo ......Fuking greedy bastards , you should feel ashamed of yourselves

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"West Ham proper football club. Better than the other pile of shites at the min Manchester united and Liverpoo ......Fuking greedy bastards , you should feel ashamed of yourselves "
agreed with the Liverpool and united part if they want to go and play in a different league the premiership should say ok but on you’re way out the door can you please leave all you’re domestic trophies in bin by the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In less than two time the regulators of the London Stadium have their powers reduced and more power given to West Ham. Capacity will go up to around 70,000 and more of the generated money will go to WHU. ??

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

West Ham are massive everywhere they go

Rice Rice baby

Nough said

Lol

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