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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was walking down The Mall with a friend yesterday when he turned to me and said, "Seeing all those flags on display makes me so proud of my country."

"But Chan, you're Chinese," I replied. "All those flags are British."

"No, they're not," he laughed. "Just take a look at the labels."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rolf Harris was in Tesco the other day when a little old lady asked..Are you the bloke from the 70's who did two little boys? No he replied that was Garry glitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An old man and an old lady are getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden the woman bursts out of the bathroom, flings open her robe and yells "Super Pussy!"

The old man says "I'll have the soup."

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By *ovecpl69Couple
over a year ago

london

Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them, they said it would be just like winning the lottery!

I agreed, and they were right. We all stripped off and to my horror, we had six matching balls!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Rolf Harris was in Tesco the other day when a little old lady asked..Are you the bloke from the 70's who did two little boys? No he replied that was Garry glitter"

Reprised by Johnathon King?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I saw my ex-wife yesterday with her new boyfriend, I couldn't believe just how much he looked like me when we were still together.

Fucking miserable.

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