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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

....get naked where I'm overlooked by strangers with my ex who has blocked me and is my neighbour who is a man into fisting and does that make me bi for asking and WOULD YOU RATE AND FAB MY BUM PIC PLEASE....?

Anyone fancy a KitKat...?

Much love

Nip x

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Someone’s bored.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Currently on 30 fabs, I reckon my cheeks could make 40.....

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

No thanks for a kit kat, I have just discovered piña colada lollipops!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone’s bored. "

Never! You ppl fascinate me constantly....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll take a Kit Kat please ?! The rest sounds too complicated

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No thanks for a kit kat, I have just discovered piña colada lollipops! "

Where from? I'm going shopping later...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll take a Kit Kat please ?! The rest sounds too complicated "

Two fingers or four....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll take a Kit Kat please ?! The rest sounds too complicated

Two fingers or four....? "

Two to start but then may need to increase to four

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"No thanks for a kit kat, I have just discovered piña colada lollipops!

Where from? I'm going shopping later... "

Off of the amazon I know I shouldn’t use this company prime delivery in a matter of minutes yes yes evil corporation internet site place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No thanks for a kit kat, I have just discovered piña colada lollipops!

Where from? I'm going shopping later...

Off of the amazon I know I shouldn’t use this company prime delivery in a matter of minutes yes yes evil corporation internet site place. "

You can get frozen stuff from Amazon?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....get naked where I'm overlooked by strangers with my ex who has blocked me and is my neighbour who is a man into fisting and does that make me bi for asking and WOULD YOU RATE AND FAB MY BUM PIC PLEASE....?

Anyone fancy a KitKat...?

Much love

Nip x"

You forgot the bit about what you call a number 2 when you're at someone else's house

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll take a Kit Kat please ?! The rest sounds too complicated

Two fingers or four....?

Two to start but then may need to increase to four "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....get naked where I'm overlooked by strangers with my ex who has blocked me and is my neighbour who is a man into fisting and does that make me bi for asking and WOULD YOU RATE AND FAB MY BUM PIC PLEASE....?

Anyone fancy a KitKat...?

Much love

Nip x"

I need alcohol not chocolate

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"No thanks for a kit kat, I have just discovered piña colada lollipops!

Where from? I'm going shopping later...

Off of the amazon I know I shouldn’t use this company prime delivery in a matter of minutes yes yes evil corporation internet site place.

You can get frozen stuff from Amazon?! "

Ikr!!?

There’s mojito ones too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No thanks for a kit kat, I have just discovered piña colada lollipops!

Where from? I'm going shopping later...

Off of the amazon I know I shouldn’t use this company prime delivery in a matter of minutes yes yes evil corporation internet site place. "

Hahaha, I'll take a look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ima go in for the kill... KitKat Chunky pleasee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No thanks for a kit kat, I have just discovered piña colada lollipops!

Where from? I'm going shopping later...

Off of the amazon I know I shouldn’t use this company prime delivery in a matter of minutes yes yes evil corporation internet site place.

You can get frozen stuff from Amazon?!

Ikr!!?

There’s mojito ones too!"

I’ve just looked I can only see LIC ones ? £22 for 12 ? X

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Yes, no, maybe..fuck knows..I'll have 4 fingers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"....get naked where I'm overlooked by strangers with my ex who has blocked me and is my neighbour who is a man into fisting and does that make me bi for asking and WOULD YOU RATE AND FAB MY BUM PIC PLEASE....?

Anyone fancy a KitKat...?

Much love

Nip x

I need alcohol not chocolate "

I'll pop to the offey.... What's your poison....? x

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"No thanks for a kit kat, I have just discovered piña colada lollipops!

Where from? I'm going shopping later...

Off of the amazon I know I shouldn’t use this company prime delivery in a matter of minutes yes yes evil corporation internet site place.

You can get frozen stuff from Amazon?!

Ikr!!?

There’s mojito ones too!

I’ve just looked I can only see LIC ones ? £22 for 12 ? X"

They arrive as liquid for you to freeze btw. Yes! The lic ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ima go in for the kill... KitKat Chunky pleasee "

Knew it! Bad girl!!!!

Thanks for the vag beautiful...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes, no, maybe..fuck knows..I'll have 4 fingers"

I have Cadbury fingers too, you can add as many as you wish....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ima go in for the kill... KitKat Chunky pleasee

Knew it! Bad girl!!!!

Thanks for the vag beautiful... "

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You're welcome.. Now about my big chunky reward... You delivering them in person ey nip?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Can I have 2 fingers please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No thanks for a kit kat, I have just discovered piña colada lollipops!

Where from? I'm going shopping later...

Off of the amazon I know I shouldn’t use this company prime delivery in a matter of minutes yes yes evil corporation internet site place.

You can get frozen stuff from Amazon?!

Ikr!!?

There’s mojito ones too!

I’ve just looked I can only see LIC ones ? £22 for 12 ? X

They arrive as liquid for you to freeze btw. Yes! The lic ones "

Might just have to add those to my basket ! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ima go in for the kill... KitKat Chunky pleasee

Knew it! Bad girl!!!!

Thanks for the vag beautiful...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You're welcome.. Now about my big chunky reward... You delivering them in person ey nip? "

I'm waiting for the invite! ANYTHING you desire my lovely....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have 2 fingers please? "

One in the bum one in the front garden....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....get naked where I'm overlooked by strangers with my ex who has blocked me and is my neighbour who is a man into fisting and does that make me bi for asking and WOULD YOU RATE AND FAB MY BUM PIC PLEASE....?

Anyone fancy a KitKat...?

Much love

Nip x

I need alcohol not chocolate

I'll pop to the offey.... What's your poison....? x"

Lemon gin please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No thanks for a kit kat, I have just discovered piña colada lollipops!

Where from? I'm going shopping later...

Off of the amazon I know I shouldn’t use this company prime delivery in a matter of minutes yes yes evil corporation internet site place.

You can get frozen stuff from Amazon?!

Ikr!!?

There’s mojito ones too!

I’ve just looked I can only see LIC ones ? £22 for 12 ? X

They arrive as liquid for you to freeze btw. Yes! The lic ones

Might just have to add those to my basket ! X"

They sound great! I just filled our paddling pool today..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ima go in for the kill... KitKat Chunky pleasee

Knew it! Bad girl!!!!

Thanks for the vag beautiful...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You're welcome.. Now about my big chunky reward... You delivering them in person ey nip?

I'm waiting for the invite! ANYTHING you desire my lovely.... "

You're alllllwayyys invited Nip

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"....get naked where I'm overlooked by strangers with my ex who has blocked me and is my neighbour who is a man into fisting and does that make me bi for asking and WOULD YOU RATE AND FAB MY BUM PIC PLEASE....?

Anyone fancy a KitKat...?

Much love

Nip x

I need alcohol not chocolate

I'll pop to the offey.... What's your poison....? x

Lemon gin please "

Gin . Im hooked on rhubarb and ginger atm.... xx

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Have you sat out in the sun too much Nip?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"No thanks for a kit kat, I have just discovered piña colada lollipops!

Where from? I'm going shopping later...

Off of the amazon I know I shouldn’t use this company prime delivery in a matter of minutes yes yes evil corporation internet site place.

You can get frozen stuff from Amazon?!

Ikr!!?

There’s mojito ones too!

I’ve just looked I can only see LIC ones ? £22 for 12 ? X

They arrive as liquid for you to freeze btw. Yes! The lic ones

Might just have to add those to my basket ! X"

I shall report back on how they taste. Only ordered them this avo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....get naked where I'm overlooked by strangers with my ex who has blocked me and is my neighbour who is a man into fisting and does that make me bi for asking and WOULD YOU RATE AND FAB MY BUM PIC PLEASE....?

Anyone fancy a KitKat...?

Much love

Nip x

I need alcohol not chocolate

I'll pop to the offey.... What's your poison....? x

Lemon gin please

Gin . Im hooked on rhubarb and ginger atm.... xx"

Deal. I’m up for that

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Can I have 2 fingers please?

One in the bum one in the front garden....? "

Take your pick sweetie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This could be your daily forum rehash, be like a public service for anyone who has missed threads. Just a suggestion

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"....get naked where I'm overlooked by strangers with my ex who has blocked me and is my neighbour who is a man into fisting and does that make me bi for asking and WOULD YOU RATE AND FAB MY BUM PIC PLEASE....?

Anyone fancy a KitKat...?

Much love

Nip x

I need alcohol not chocolate "

(cough, cough) Gin cocktail please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....get naked where I'm overlooked by strangers with my ex who has blocked me and is my neighbour who is a man into fisting and does that make me bi for asking and WOULD YOU RATE AND FAB MY BUM PIC PLEASE....?

Anyone fancy a KitKat...?

Much love

Nip x"

Who's got the best boobs though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....get naked where I'm overlooked by strangers with my ex who has blocked me and is my neighbour who is a man into fisting and does that make me bi for asking and WOULD YOU RATE AND FAB MY BUM PIC PLEASE....?

Anyone fancy a KitKat...?

Much love

Nip x

I need alcohol not chocolate "

I need alcohol too, fancy a cocktail?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"....get naked where I'm overlooked by strangers with my ex who has blocked me and is my neighbour who is a man into fisting and does that make me bi for asking and WOULD YOU RATE AND FAB MY BUM PIC PLEASE....?

Anyone fancy a KitKat...?

Much love

Nip x

I need alcohol not chocolate

I need alcohol too, fancy a cocktail? "

And me! Can we make it mainly alcohol please? Like just a slice of lemon as the mixer will more than suffice.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I don't like KitKats.....can I have a jammie dodger???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....get naked where I'm overlooked by strangers with my ex who has blocked me and is my neighbour who is a man into fisting and does that make me bi for asking and WOULD YOU RATE AND FAB MY BUM PIC PLEASE....?

Anyone fancy a KitKat...?

Much love

Nip x

I need alcohol not chocolate

I need alcohol too, fancy a cocktail?

And me! Can we make it mainly alcohol please? Like just a slice of lemon as the mixer will more than suffice."

Sounds good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....get naked where I'm overlooked by strangers with my ex who has blocked me and is my neighbour who is a man into fisting and does that make me bi for asking and WOULD YOU RATE AND FAB MY BUM PIC PLEASE....?

Anyone fancy a KitKat...?

Much love

Nip x

I need alcohol not chocolate

I need alcohol too, fancy a cocktail?

And me! Can we make it mainly alcohol please? Like just a slice of lemon as the mixer will more than suffice.

Sounds good "

Sounds wonderful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabbed, now where’s my kitkat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you sat out in the sun too much Nip? "

Not enough, been stuck in working, innit....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"....get naked where I'm overlooked by strangers with my ex who has blocked me and is my neighbour who is a man into fisting and does that make me bi for asking and WOULD YOU RATE AND FAB MY BUM PIC PLEASE....?

Anyone fancy a KitKat...?

Much love

Nip x

I need alcohol not chocolate

I'll pop to the offey.... What's your poison....? x

Lemon gin please

Gin . Im hooked on rhubarb and ginger atm.... xx

Deal. I’m up for that "

Did you just agree to a date....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have 2 fingers please?

One in the bum one in the front garden....?

Take your pick sweetie "

I had to read that twice! I thought you were offering to model for me at first glance....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This could be your daily forum rehash, be like a public service for anyone who has missed threads. Just a suggestion "

Nobody missed anything today....

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Have you sat out in the sun too much Nip?

Not enough, been stuck in working, innit.... "

That sucks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"....get naked where I'm overlooked by strangers with my ex who has blocked me and is my neighbour who is a man into fisting and does that make me bi for asking and WOULD YOU RATE AND FAB MY BUM PIC PLEASE....?

Anyone fancy a KitKat...?

Much love

Nip x

Who's got the best boobs though? "

Silly question! YOU!!! - and because I said so it must be true! You do have my favourite set on fab though, and a beautiful face to match...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"....get naked where I'm overlooked by strangers with my ex who has blocked me and is my neighbour who is a man into fisting and does that make me bi for asking and WOULD YOU RATE AND FAB MY BUM PIC PLEASE....?

Anyone fancy a KitKat...?

Much love

Nip x

I need alcohol not chocolate

(cough, cough) Gin cocktail please. "

On its way, offey was closed, need to go to the supermarket.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"....get naked where I'm overlooked by strangers with my ex who has blocked me and is my neighbour who is a man into fisting and does that make me bi for asking and WOULD YOU RATE AND FAB MY BUM PIC PLEASE....?

Anyone fancy a KitKat...?

Much love

Nip x

I need alcohol not chocolate

I need alcohol too, fancy a cocktail?

And me! Can we make it mainly alcohol please? Like just a slice of lemon as the mixer will more than suffice."

Omg you women! Turning my place into a boozer!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't like KitKats.....can I have a jammie dodger???"

The kit kat was an obscure "take a break, have a kit kat" type of offer. But I'll get some Jammie Dodgers and let you lick my .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fabbed, now where’s my kitkat "

I'll give you one without the wrapper, don't want to litter that beautiful car of yours....!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Someone’s bored. "

He would be if I was in the vicinity

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you sat out in the sun too much Nip?

Not enough, been stuck in working, innit....

That sucks "

It really does! Can I have a vag pic and some fabs plz.....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fabbed, now where’s my kitkat

I'll give you one without the wrapper, don't want to litter that beautiful car of yours....! "

You’ll get chocolate on your hands Nippy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone’s bored.

He would be if I was in the vicinity "

You still owe me a beautiful non bending large penis fella....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fabbed, now where’s my kitkat

I'll give you one without the wrapper, don't want to litter that beautiful car of yours....!

You’ll get chocolate on your hands Nippy "

You can lick my fingers for me, all sexy like....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Someone’s bored.

He would be if I was in the vicinity

You still owe me a beautiful non bending large penis fella.... "

Sorry, I sent it to Yasmeen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....get naked where I'm overlooked by strangers with my ex who has blocked me and is my neighbour who is a man into fisting and does that make me bi for asking and WOULD YOU RATE AND FAB MY BUM PIC PLEASE....?

Anyone fancy a KitKat...?

Much love

Nip x"

What kind of KitKat?

Asking for a chocoholic friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone’s bored.

He would be if I was in the vicinity

You still owe me a beautiful non bending large penis fella....

Sorry, I sent it to Yasmeen "

Fine!

I'll ask her for a graphic description or maybe a sketch....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"....get naked where I'm overlooked by strangers with my ex who has blocked me and is my neighbour who is a man into fisting and does that make me bi for asking and WOULD YOU RATE AND FAB MY BUM PIC PLEASE....?

Anyone fancy a KitKat...?

Much love

Nip x

What kind of KitKat?

Asking for a chocoholic friend "

A "whole new way"! It's similar to a milky way only more challenging and informative....

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Have you sat out in the sun too much Nip?

Not enough, been stuck in working, innit....

That sucks

It really does! Can I have a vag pic and some fabs plz.....? "

Set your avatar to a cock pic and I'll think about it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Update - I've had messages from four females and one male today..... .....I've had three vagina pics and I haven't blocked anyone....

Not sure what I'm doing wrong still....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you sat out in the sun too much Nip?

Not enough, been stuck in working, innit....

That sucks

It really does! Can I have a vag pic and some fabs plz.....?

Set your avatar to a cock pic and I'll think about it "

Say yes and it's done....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Can I have 2 fingers please?

One in the bum one in the front garden....?

Take your pick sweetie

I had to read that twice! I thought you were offering to model for me at first glance.... "

I'd do anything for you Nip. You know that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....get naked where I'm overlooked by strangers with my ex who has blocked me and is my neighbour who is a man into fisting and does that make me bi for asking and WOULD YOU RATE AND FAB MY BUM PIC PLEASE....?

Anyone fancy a KitKat...?

Much love

Nip x

What kind of KitKat?

Asking for a chocoholic friend

A "whole new way"! It's similar to a milky way only more challenging and informative.... "

I’ll get back to you on the Milky Way hybrid......but I can guarantee they ain’t going to be happy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have 2 fingers please?

One in the bum one in the front garden....?

Take your pick sweetie

I had to read that twice! I thought you were offering to model for me at first glance....

I'd do anything for you Nip. You know that "

ANYTHING....? Mwahhahahahahah....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*screams in confused*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....get naked where I'm overlooked by strangers with my ex who has blocked me and is my neighbour who is a man into fisting and does that make me bi for asking and WOULD YOU RATE AND FAB MY BUM PIC PLEASE....?

Anyone fancy a KitKat...?

Much love

Nip x

You forgot the bit about what you call a number 2 when you're at someone else's house "

Did that thread disappear?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"....get naked where I'm overlooked by strangers with my ex who has blocked me and is my neighbour who is a man into fisting and does that make me bi for asking and WOULD YOU RATE AND FAB MY BUM PIC PLEASE....?

Anyone fancy a KitKat...?

Much love

Nip x

What kind of KitKat?

Asking for a chocoholic friend

A "whole new way"! It's similar to a milky way only more challenging and informative....

I’ll get back to you on the Milky Way hybrid......but I can guarantee they ain’t going to be happy "

Who? Nestle? Fuck 'em....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"....get naked where I'm overlooked by strangers with my ex who has blocked me and is my neighbour who is a man into fisting and does that make me bi for asking and WOULD YOU RATE AND FAB MY BUM PIC PLEASE....?

Anyone fancy a KitKat...?

Much love

Nip x

You forgot the bit about what you call a number 2 when you're at someone else's house

Did that thread disappear?"

Tbh please feel free to post any old shit in this thread, if you have answers, it's yours.....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Can I have 2 fingers please?

One in the bum one in the front garden....?

Take your pick sweetie

I had to read that twice! I thought you were offering to model for me at first glance....

I'd do anything for you Nip. You know that

ANYTHING....? Mwahhahahahahah.... "

For love. But totally not that

(well, maybe that. As it's not for love after all)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*screams in confused* "

Just rest up naked and let me play with your bumhole......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*screams in confused*

Just rest up naked and let me play with your bumhole...... "

I'm on my period and sometimes the blood runs that way. Are you still happy to play with my bumhole?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you sat out in the sun too much Nip?

Not enough, been stuck in working, innit....

That sucks

It really does! Can I have a vag pic and some fabs plz.....?

Set your avatar to a cock pic and I'll think about it

Say yes and it's done.... "

WELL....? My dick pic is ready my lovely.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*screams in confused*

Just rest up naked and let me play with your bumhole......

I'm on my period and sometimes the blood runs that way. Are you still happy to play with my bumhole? "

Are YOU happy for me to play with your bloody bumhole....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*screams in confused*

Just rest up naked and let me play with your bumhole......

I'm on my period and sometimes the blood runs that way. Are you still happy to play with my bumhole?

Are YOU happy for me to play with your bloody bumhole....? "

Yes no lube needed

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over a year ago


"*screams in confused*

Just rest up naked and let me play with your bumhole......

I'm on my period and sometimes the blood runs that way. Are you still happy to play with my bumhole?

Are YOU happy for me to play with your bloody bumhole....? "

I hope nobody is eating their tea or having rare steak....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*screams in confused*

Just rest up naked and let me play with your bumhole......

I'm on my period and sometimes the blood runs that way. Are you still happy to play with my bumhole?

Are YOU happy for me to play with your bloody bumhole....?

Yes no lube needed "

One day LBC, one day you'll let me for real.....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Someone’s bored.

He would be if I was in the vicinity

You still owe me a beautiful non bending large penis fella....

Sorry, I sent it to Yasmeen

Fine!

I'll ask her for a graphic description or maybe a sketch.... "

I don't think she's got a very big pencil

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Have you sat out in the sun too much Nip?

Not enough, been stuck in working, innit....

That sucks

It really does! Can I have a vag pic and some fabs plz.....?

Set your avatar to a cock pic and I'll think about it

Say yes and it's done....

WELL....? My dick pic is ready my lovely..... "

Go on then, a picture of your penis (don't want you wriggling out of it) as an avatar until the morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone’s bored.

He would be if I was in the vicinity

You still owe me a beautiful non bending large penis fella....

Sorry, I sent it to Yasmeen

Fine!

I'll ask her for a graphic description or maybe a sketch....

I don't think she's got a very big pencil "

I don't think she has a pencil does she?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you sat out in the sun too much Nip?

Not enough, been stuck in working, innit....

That sucks

It really does! Can I have a vag pic and some fabs plz.....?

Set your avatar to a cock pic and I'll think about it

Say yes and it's done....

WELL....? My dick pic is ready my lovely.....

Go on then, a picture of your penis (don't want you wriggling out of it) as an avatar until the morning "

I was thinking for an hour. Deal?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have 37 fabs on my bumhole pic now. 3 more and I'll shut up....!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you sat out in the sun too much Nip?

Not enough, been stuck in working, innit....

That sucks

It really does! Can I have a vag pic and some fabs plz.....?

Set your avatar to a cock pic and I'll think about it

Say yes and it's done....

WELL....? My dick pic is ready my lovely.....

Go on then, a picture of your penis (don't want you wriggling out of it) as an avatar until the morning

I was thinking for an hour. Deal?"

Like full erect penis close up or just dangling on a nude with the end cut off.....?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Have you sat out in the sun too much Nip?

Not enough, been stuck in working, innit....

That sucks

It really does! Can I have a vag pic and some fabs plz.....?

Set your avatar to a cock pic and I'll think about it

Say yes and it's done....

WELL....? My dick pic is ready my lovely.....

Go on then, a picture of your penis (don't want you wriggling out of it) as an avatar until the morning

I was thinking for an hour. Deal?

Like full erect penis close up or just dangling on a nude with the end cut off.....?"

Oh like full on erect go the full hog like

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you sat out in the sun too much Nip?

Not enough, been stuck in working, innit....

That sucks

It really does! Can I have a vag pic and some fabs plz.....?

Set your avatar to a cock pic and I'll think about it

Say yes and it's done....

WELL....? My dick pic is ready my lovely.....

Go on then, a picture of your penis (don't want you wriggling out of it) as an avatar until the morning

I was thinking for an hour. Deal?

Like full erect penis close up or just dangling on a nude with the end cut off.....?

Oh like full on erect go the full hog like "

Ok one hour and you have to send me vag today....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Update - I've had messages from four females and one male today..... .....I've had three vagina pics and I haven't blocked anyone....

Not sure what I'm doing wrong still.... "

And in some late news

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Update - I've had messages from four females and one male today..... .....I've had three vagina pics and I haven't blocked anyone....

Not sure what I'm doing wrong still.... And in some late news "

Cute fluffy dog roundup story....?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Have you sat out in the sun too much Nip?

Not enough, been stuck in working, innit....

That sucks

It really does! Can I have a vag pic and some fabs plz.....?

Set your avatar to a cock pic and I'll think about it

Say yes and it's done....

WELL....? My dick pic is ready my lovely.....

Go on then, a picture of your penis (don't want you wriggling out of it) as an avatar until the morning

I was thinking for an hour. Deal?

Like full erect penis close up or just dangling on a nude with the end cut off.....?

Oh like full on erect go the full hog like

Ok one hour and you have to send me vag today....? "

Of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you sat out in the sun too much Nip?

Not enough, been stuck in working, innit....

That sucks

It really does! Can I have a vag pic and some fabs plz.....?

Set your avatar to a cock pic and I'll think about it

Say yes and it's done....

WELL....? My dick pic is ready my lovely.....

Go on then, a picture of your penis (don't want you wriggling out of it) as an avatar until the morning

I was thinking for an hour. Deal?

Like full erect penis close up or just dangling on a nude with the end cut off.....?

Oh like full on erect go the full hog like

Ok one hour and you have to send me vag today....?

Of course "

Thanks a contract now, and you gotta fab my willy now too.....

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Have you sat out in the sun too much Nip?

Not enough, been stuck in working, innit....

That sucks

It really does! Can I have a vag pic and some fabs plz.....?

Set your avatar to a cock pic and I'll think about it

Say yes and it's done....

WELL....? My dick pic is ready my lovely.....

Go on then, a picture of your penis (don't want you wriggling out of it) as an avatar until the morning

I was thinking for an hour. Deal?

Like full erect penis close up or just dangling on a nude with the end cut off.....?

Oh like full on erect go the full hog like

Ok one hour and you have to send me vag today....?

Of course

Thanks a contract now, and you gotta fab my willy now too..... "

Alrighty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you sat out in the sun too much Nip?

Not enough, been stuck in working, innit....

That sucks

It really does! Can I have a vag pic and some fabs plz.....?

Set your avatar to a cock pic and I'll think about it

Say yes and it's done....

WELL....? My dick pic is ready my lovely.....

Go on then, a picture of your penis (don't want you wriggling out of it) as an avatar until the morning

I was thinking for an hour. Deal?

Like full erect penis close up or just dangling on a nude with the end cut off.....?

Oh like full on erect go the full hog like

Ok one hour and you have to send me vag today....?

Of course

Thanks a contract now, and you gotta fab my willy now too.....

Alrighty "

I feel like a should have zoomed in more the fill the frame.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you sat out in the sun too much Nip?

Not enough, been stuck in working, innit....

That sucks

It really does! Can I have a vag pic and some fabs plz.....?

Set your avatar to a cock pic and I'll think about it

Say yes and it's done....

WELL....? My dick pic is ready my lovely.....

Go on then, a picture of your penis (don't want you wriggling out of it) as an avatar until the morning

I was thinking for an hour. Deal?

Like full erect penis close up or just dangling on a nude with the end cut off.....?

Oh like full on erect go the full hog like

Ok one hour and you have to send me vag today....?

Of course

Thanks a contract now, and you gotta fab my willy now too.....

Alrighty

I feel like a should have zoomed in more the fill the frame..... "

To fill*

See, all naked and flustered now....

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Have you sat out in the sun too much Nip?

Not enough, been stuck in working, innit....

That sucks

It really does! Can I have a vag pic and some fabs plz.....?

Set your avatar to a cock pic and I'll think about it

Say yes and it's done....

WELL....? My dick pic is ready my lovely.....

Go on then, a picture of your penis (don't want you wriggling out of it) as an avatar until the morning

I was thinking for an hour. Deal?

Like full erect penis close up or just dangling on a nude with the end cut off.....?

Oh like full on erect go the full hog like

Ok one hour and you have to send me vag today....?

Of course

Thanks a contract now, and you gotta fab my willy now too.....

Alrighty

I feel like a should have zoomed in more the fill the frame..... "

Nah that's close enough else you'd poke someone's eye out with it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you sat out in the sun too much Nip?

Not enough, been stuck in working, innit....

That sucks

It really does! Can I have a vag pic and some fabs plz.....?

Set your avatar to a cock pic and I'll think about it

Say yes and it's done....

WELL....? My dick pic is ready my lovely.....

Go on then, a picture of your penis (don't want you wriggling out of it) as an avatar until the morning

I was thinking for an hour. Deal?

Like full erect penis close up or just dangling on a nude with the end cut off.....?

Oh like full on erect go the full hog like

Ok one hour and you have to send me vag today....?

Of course

Thanks a contract now, and you gotta fab my willy now too.....

Alrighty

I feel like a should have zoomed in more the fill the frame.....

Nah that's close enough else you'd poke someone's eye out with it "

Get snapping!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

* sets alarm to come back in 50 mins to relieve ppl of my junk.... *

In the meantime feel free to fab my bumhole....

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"* sets alarm to come back in 50 mins to relieve ppl of my junk.... *

In the meantime feel free to fab my bumhole.... "

Fair play thought you were bluffing

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"* sets alarm to come back in 50 mins to relieve ppl of my junk.... *

In the meantime feel free to fab my bumhole.... "

I'll get F&B on the case

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"* sets alarm to come back in 50 mins to relieve ppl of my junk.... *

In the meantime feel free to fab my bumhole....

Fair play thought you were bluffing "

Lololol I'm like a little Jack Russell, never back down....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"* sets alarm to come back in 50 mins to relieve ppl of my junk.... *

In the meantime feel free to fab my bumhole....

I'll get F&B on the case "

I can dream.....

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Now that's what I call a fab compilation 2463.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Now that's what I call a fab compilation 2463. "

Whatever happened to hits?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"* sets alarm to come back in 50 mins to relieve ppl of my junk.... *

In the meantime feel free to fab my bumhole....

Fair play thought you were bluffing

Lololol I'm like a little Jack Russell, never back down.... "

Had a Jack Russel as a kid, though it's tail was docked

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Now that's what I call a fab compilation 2463.

Whatever happened to hits?"

I totally didn't even remember that existing till you said it! NOW must have cornered the market.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"* sets alarm to come back in 50 mins to relieve ppl of my junk.... *

In the meantime feel free to fab my bumhole....

Fair play thought you were bluffing

Lololol I'm like a little Jack Russell, never back down....

Had a Jack Russel as a kid, though it's tail was docked "

My little Ape has hers docked, didn't realise until i went to collect her....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Now that's what I call a fab compilation 2463.

Whatever happened to hits?

I totally didn't even remember that existing till you said it! NOW must have cornered the market. "

Haha, showing my age! * hides my age again and sucks my stomach in....*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you sat out in the sun too much Nip?

Not enough, been stuck in working, innit....

That sucks

It really does! Can I have a vag pic and some fabs plz.....?

Set your avatar to a cock pic and I'll think about it

Say yes and it's done....

WELL....? My dick pic is ready my lovely.....

Go on then, a picture of your penis (don't want you wriggling out of it) as an avatar until the morning

I was thinking for an hour. Deal?

Like full erect penis close up or just dangling on a nude with the end cut off.....?

Oh like full on erect go the full hog like

Ok one hour and you have to send me vag today....?

Of course

Thanks a contract now, and you gotta fab my willy now too.....

Alrighty "

Awwww, ty, what a beautiful ginger jungle you possess....

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