FabSwingers.com forum: How do you turn a dry hole....

By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

...... into a wet hole?

Always love and peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're at the beach and you're digging a hole in the sand, just keep digging.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"If you're at the beach and you're digging a hole in the sand, just keep digging."

The next time I’m at the beach I will try this method with my hole of choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Add water.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Add water."

Just tap water?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just jizz in it then spread it around with a spatula

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Get the hosepipe out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Add water.

Just tap water? "

Bottled if it's a fancy hole.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Kiss the neck. Stroke the thigh then reach for the watering can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Add water.

Just tap water?

Bottled if it's a fancy hole."

Sparkling or still?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Add water.

Just tap water?

Bottled if it's a fancy hole."

Ah, this isn’t a fancy hole so I’ll just use tap water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lube it

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Lube it"

With what though?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Get yourself one of those guys who guarantee to make you squirt...all night if required...sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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invite me round fix the problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lube it

With what though? "

Butter xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a wee in the hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lube it

With what though?

Butter xx"
not bacon grease ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lube it

With what though?

Butter xx"

Has to be real butter though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lube it

With what though?

Butter xx

Has to be real butter though

Salted or unsalted?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

leave it out in the rain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use those super absorbent granules like you get in compost to retain the moisture.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lube it

With what though?

Butter xx

Has to be real butter though

Salted or unsalted? "

Salted

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Get yourself one of those guys who guarantee to make you squirt...all night if required...sorted "

Bless their hearts.

They are so cute when they say that.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Get yourself one of those guys who guarantee to make you squirt...all night if required...sorted

Bless their hearts.

They are so cute when they say that. "

Squirting is just piss though.

I can make a woman piss herself easily

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Take a wee in the hole

You can pay top dollar for this

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Get yourself one of those guys who guarantee to make you squirt...all night if required...sorted

Bless their hearts.

They are so cute when they say that.

Squirting is just piss though.

I can make a woman piss herself easily

"squirting is just piss"

Awwww well aren't you just the cutest little thing".... (Puppy talking voice and a tickle behind the ear)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on her they mostly use Vagasil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring a greeny up and gob on it

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Leave it out in the rain

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

It’s a bit sweaty tonight so it’s naturally a bit damp

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"It’s a bit sweaty tonight so it’s naturally a bit damp

I have never been more attracted to you than I am right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lube it

With what though?

Butter xx

Has to be real butter though

Salted or unsalted?

Salted

Preferably lurpark lol

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"It’s a bit sweaty tonight so it’s naturally a bit damp

I have never been more attracted to you than I am right now

I’ll have you moist in no time at all

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"It’s a bit sweaty tonight so it’s naturally a bit damp

I have never been more attracted to you than I am right now

I’ll have you moist in no time at all

Will you be in a rush!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spit on it

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

You don't

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Spit on it"

Is the correct answer

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"You don't "

You like a dry hole?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw money at it

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"You don't

You like a dry hole? "

No and where are you?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"...... into a wet hole?

Always love and peace

Bath it

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"You don't

You like a dry hole?

No and where are you?"

Stuck in a hole

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"You don't

You like a dry hole?

No and where are you?

Stuck in a hole

Why cant find you

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"You don't

You like a dry hole?

No and where are you?

Stuck in a hole

Why cant find you "

I’m over here in the smelly looking hole *waves

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"You don't

You like a dry hole?

No and where are you?

Stuck in a hole

Why cant find you

I’m over here in the smelly looking hole *waves"

My hole ain't smelly

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"You don't

You like a dry hole?

No and where are you?

Stuck in a hole

Why cant find you

I’m over here in the smelly looking hole *waves

My hole ain't smelly "

I’m not in it......yet

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"You don't

You like a dry hole?

No and where are you?

Stuck in a hole

Why cant find you

I’m over here in the smelly looking hole *waves

My hole ain't smelly

I’m not in it......yet

Why

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Someone yesterday was insisting on the need to go in dry

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Someone yesterday was insisting on the need to go in dry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cat pee

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"...... into a wet hole?

Always love and peace

"
alcohol

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