FabSwingers.com forum: Do women fart

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My work mate reckons women don’t fart, he says it’s something to do with their glands or something, but thinking about it I’ve never heard a woman fart, so think he might have a point, so genuinely curious to find out from the ladies themselves if this is the case ?

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

I must be a man so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear god, the utter failure on the part of your school science teachers is atrocious lol

Shame on them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you've got to 46 without hearing a woman fart, you've done well

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
over a year ago

Northerner

I do ... when I do they smell of roses and puffs of glitter come out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do ... when I do they smell of roses and puffs of glitter come out

That's what's known as a unicorn fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha this thread has made me LOL

OP, you've done alright to get this far without a woman farting round you.

although maybe you have a case for suing your human biology teachers

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

No we pass wind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok thanks, he was obviously winding me up, thanks for the comments that is all now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I didn’t do biology, I did general science and we didn’t cover that area, I was better at art and design.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't fart I whisper quietly in my knickers and leave little clouds of glitter xx

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

"If you've got to 46 without hearing a woman fart, you've done well

More to the points he’s done exceedingly well not to smell women fart

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I didn’t do biology, I did general science and we didn’t cover that area, I was better at art and design. "

I didn't do biology either but... our intestines are the same as far as I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My work mate reckons women don’t fart, he says it’s something to do with their glands or something, but thinking about it I’ve never heard a woman fart, so think he might have a point, so genuinely curious to find out from the ladies themselves if this is the case ?"

Your work mate clearly hasn't met me Mam, she could fart in the Olympics....

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By *yes146Man
over a year ago

London

"I must be a man so

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yeah, I wasn’t sure, but I have the answer now so all good.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

What’s you’re mates theory on how babies are made op ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not sure farting is an Olympic event yet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Probably should have googled it rather ask a bunch of strangers on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure farting is an Olympic event yet."

Doubt it'll be long before it is.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If skateboarding is I don’t see why not

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

those silent but deadly ones and blame others for doing them

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Sometimes I just don’t believe what’s posted here .... am sure half the threads are a wind up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obviously

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Absolutely. That's why they don't get paid as much in the workplace.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t, but my dog does a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely not!

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By *lixir of lifeMan
over a year ago

knob Creek

One born every minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't 'fart'!!

We blow 'bum loves'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They hiss like a punctured inner tube when they leave the room.....

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By *etsplay68Man
over a year ago

beaconsfield

Was fucking a gorgeous girl in AbFabs a couple of years back and she had the biggest Fanny Farting session ever lol , luckily we both ended up in stitches and had lots more fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm definitely a guy then

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"I didn’t do biology, I did general science and we didn’t cover that area, I was better at art and design. "

Do you think women are a different species? Is this a wind up?

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