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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sky

How will I ever measure a penis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sky

How will I ever measure a penis?"

Don't worry, there's still a deodorant bottle out there in every guys house!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

How about a fun sized Mars Bar?

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"Sky

How will I ever measure a penis?"

I dont have Sky..I have Virgin. Looks like something hitech from Lelo.

But,

Hopefully you should be able to grasp it with both hands, and still have the end poking out.

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By *londie8399Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

My hubby took one picture one night as a joke as the upgrade to sky remote lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried a water bottle or a can? All popular fab penis measuring devices x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sky

How will I ever measure a penis?

I dont have Sky..I have Virgin. Looks like something hitech from Lelo.

But,

Hopefully you should be able to grasp it with both hands, and still have the end poking out.

"

I have very small hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 hand fit is small

1.5 hands is average

2+ hands is big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about a fun sized Mars Bar? "

Can I just say something a little embarrassing....? I've only just realised that your name is like "a swinger". I was always like "oh he must really be into football or summat...."

As you were....

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By *londie8399Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

Wine bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sky

How will I ever measure a penis?"

Fish finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1 hand fit is small

1.5 hands is average

2+ hands is big"

I need a visual referenc popped in my inbox

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1 hand fit is small

1.5 hands is average

2+ hands is big"

What size hand though? Mine are very small

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By *londie8399Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

Nobody's up for giving us a visual

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"How about a fun sized Mars Bar?

Can I just say something a little embarrassing....? I've only just realised that your name is like "a swinger". I was always like "oh he must really be into football or summat...."

As you were.... "

Well it is a play on words, and I used to be a winger when I played rugby and football. Ma previous username was superramfan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always carry a standard penis for comparison purposes.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1 hand fit is small

1.5 hands is average

2+ hands is big

What size hand though? Mine are very small "

That's how they get you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1 hand fit is small

1.5 hands is average

2+ hands is big

What size hand though? Mine are very small

That's how they get you "

I should've known

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sky

How will I ever measure a penis?"

Buy a ruler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sky

How will I ever measure a penis?"

Can of carling or monster

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By *ecydogMan
over a year ago

wales


"Sky

How will I ever measure a penis?"

If it makes you prrrrrrrrrr when its inside you surely its measured correctly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sky

How will I ever measure a penis?

If it makes you prrrrrrrrrr when its inside you surely its measured correctly "

Blimey! That worked a treat!W

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sky

How will I ever measure a penis?

I dont have Sky..I have Virgin. Looks like something hitech from Lelo.

But,

Hopefully you should be able to grasp it with both hands, and still have the end poking out.

I have very small hands "

Can I use them for a picture I'm planning please,

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

£10 note... put against your favourite toy that reaches the spot to get your markers on length and girth, then get the guy to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A can of lynx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sky

How will I ever measure a penis?

I dont have Sky..I have Virgin. Looks like something hitech from Lelo.

But,

Hopefully you should be able to grasp it with both hands, and still have the end poking out.

I have very small hands

Can I use them for a picture I'm planning please, "

Lol x

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