FabSwingers.com forum: Polo shirts

By *yrdwoman OP Woman
over a year ago

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I hates them! I think men look awful in them, and they look sloppy and rumpled. Unfortunately if I get a message from someone and their user pic is them in a polo shirt, call me shallow but I won't respond, especially if the top button is done up!

So is there a piece of clothing that would be a passion killer for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cardigans, and assorted knitwear with no shape.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

but I have a big collection og Polo shirts - I get them where ever I go diving

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I can't understand buying a new shirt with a ruddy big hole in it myself.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

baseball caps

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By *yrdwoman OP Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I can't understand buying a new shirt with a ruddy big hole in it myself. "

Now thats funny!

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By *yrdwoman OP Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"but I have a big collection og Polo shirts - I get them where ever I go diving

I know its totally unfair. My FB is a keen golfer and has loads, but he changes into a nice t-shirt for me. (I know, so sweet!

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By *ursevampsWoman
over a year ago

bucks

has to be the men in jesus creepers and white socks

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I hates them! I think men look awful in them, and they look sloppy and rumpled. Unfortunately if I get a message from someone and their user pic is them in a polo shirt, call me shallow but I won't respond, especially if the top button is done up!

So is there a piece of clothing that would be a passion killer for you?"

god awful things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a woman in a football shirt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a woman in a football shirt."

Good job i dont wear Ad very offen lol

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"but I have a big collection og Polo shirts - I get them where ever I go diving

I know its totally unfair. My FB is a keen golfer and has loads, but he changes into a nice t-shirt for me. (I know, so sweet!

I've got a load of T shirts too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahem ahem, I sometimes wear a polo shirt...never with the top button done though!

Not a fan of some sandals on women.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

disney ties....

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

cartoon socks

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

xmas/easter/valentine boxers

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

jogging bottoms on anyone with less than a sixpack abdomen

Or jogging bottoms pulled up over a big tummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crotchless knickers.

Why not just enjoy sliding them down a nice pair of thighs or even just pulling to one side?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

black shoes with brown belts

or even worse, no belt on suit trousers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

baseball caps, and shitstoppers (elasticated bottomed trousers) {shudders}

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

off to lie down as the mental image of these travesties is making me giddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a woman in a football shirt.

Good job i dont wear Ad very offen lol"

it must be that everytime i see a woman in a football shirt she is d*unk or shouting foul abuse at the top of her voice.

just puts me right off.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

***** Throws out entire wardrobe ******

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"***** Throws out entire wardrobe ******

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"***** Throws out entire wardrobe ******

actually, I might keep me budgie smugglers

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By *yrdwoman OP Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"a woman in a football shirt."

Not even a naked woman just wearing an England shirt? Just before it hits the bedroom floor?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a woman in a football shirt.

Not even a naked woman just wearing an England shirt? Just before it hits the bedroom floor?"

As long as its you, and it's on it's way to the floor you can step out of whatever you like xx

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By *yrdwoman OP Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"a woman in a football shirt.

Not even a naked woman just wearing an England shirt? Just before it hits the bedroom floor?

As long as its you, and it's on it's way to the floor you can step out of whatever you like xx

Haha, I look more like the archetypal lager swilling hooligan in a football shirt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a woman in a football shirt.

Not even a naked woman just wearing an England shirt? Just before it hits the bedroom floor?"

Weren't the last England shirts pretty much a polo shirt

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By *yrdwoman OP Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"a woman in a football shirt.

Not even a naked woman just wearing an England shirt? Just before it hits the bedroom floor?

Weren't the last England shirts pretty much a polo shirt

Well they're off my list then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha, I look more like the archetypal lager swilling hooligan in a football shirt."

Damn. Thought you were a real ale girl not a lager lout. May have to re-consider your position on the sizzling list

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over a year ago

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By *yrdwoman OP Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Haha, I look more like the archetypal lager swilling hooligan in a football shirt.

Damn. Thought you were a real ale girl not a lager lout. May have to re-consider your position on the sizzling list

Yep, love my real ale. I just LOOK like a lager drinker when wearing an England shirt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phew xx

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By *eaverfeverCouple
over a year ago

nr Manchester

lonsdale trackies with shoes and white socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opaque tights except when it's 5 below

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate them, however, have to wear them as work uniform!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women in Bridget Jones fat pants. They are NOT feckin sexy, understand that you gals. They're minging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tennis polo or polo polo shirts with the diagonal stripe thing?

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By *orkieMan
over a year ago

Who knows

Haha, I look more like the archetypal lager swilling hooligan in a football shirt.

Damn. Thought you were a real ale girl not a lager lout. May have to re-consider your position on the sizzling list

Yep, love my real ale. I just LOOK like a lager drinker when wearing an England shirt."

A woman braless under a football shirt = mmmmm as long as its the right team, as for polo shirts yeh I wear them, wont buy them unless I think they look ok so its Nickelson, Hacket, Rocawear, Duck & Cover, Pride & Soul all the way

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By *istress_L-CaptainCouple
over a year ago

Southport

I have to wear a polo shirt for work. I never minded until someone had a bright idea that they needed to change the colour from grey to pink. When I say pink I mean like the pink that you get in a highlighter. Its bright you need sunglasses!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call me sexist but flat shoes on women. Hate them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time i wore a polo shirt was part of my summer school uniform about 8yrs ago now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't rub it in about only being 8 years out of school!! Well jel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't rub it in about only being 8 years out of school!! Well jel

its scary how time flies.. can remember it like it was yesterday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't rub it in about only being 8 years out of school!! Well jel

its scary how time flies.. can remember it like it was yesterday."

.... it fekkin was yesterday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polo shirts .... eugh.

Have to wear faded old navy blue ones for work, hate them ..... they were faded and old when I was given them too, not even new!

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By *yrdwoman OP Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"as for polo shirts yeh I wear them, wont buy them unless I think they look ok so its Nickelson, Hacket, Rocawear, Duck & Cover, Pride & Soul all the way"

It's amazing how much money people spend on looking like they've just got up.

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

I like wearing polo shirts its t shirts i wont wear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a woman in a football shirt.

Not even a naked woman just wearing an England shirt? Just before it hits the bedroom floor?"

Not if shes using her Bridget Jones's as a bra...

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By *appyTrancerMan
over a year ago

Bristol

It's not just the polo shirts that poss me off, its the popped collars that make me want to smack them on the face. With a big stick.

Womenwise, anything shapeless looks awful.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Pics taken with guys trousers down there legs and socks left on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three quarter trousers on men - especially fat ones.

Cheap trainers.

Really short shorts on men - ok in the gym or on the beach, not to go shopping in !

Jumbo cord trousers with a pleated waist

Socks with sandals - especially when pulled up mid shin

Them t-shirts with necklines that finish halfway down the chest

Toms shoes

Ugg boots in general, but especially on men

Jeans worn half way down the arse - I always feel like saying 'pull ur kex up'

Them long thin pointy mens shoes that turn up at the end

Leggings and flip flops (usually accompanied by lank hair and corned beef legs)

Nylon blouses that give you an electric shock if you walk within 10 feet of them

Them big fuck off sunglasses on men - just look so wrong

Am sure there's more but that's enough for now

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By *utmegsMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

"black shoes with brown belts

or even worse, no belt on suit trousers"

Brown shoes with blue or grey suits, although the thing that drives me truly wild are blokes who commute with their top button undone with an untied tie around their neck. Do it up or put it in your pocket for goodness' sake.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Three quarter trousers on men - especially fat ones.

Cheap trainers.

Really short shorts on men - ok in the gym or on the beach, not to go shopping in !

Jumbo cord trousers with a pleated waist

Socks with sandals - especially when pulled up mid shin

Them t-shirts with necklines that finish halfway down the chest

Toms shoes

Ugg boots in general, but especially on men

Jeans worn half way down the arse - I always feel like saying 'pull ur kex up'

Them long thin pointy mens shoes that turn up at the end

Leggings and flip flops (usually accompanied by lank hair and corned beef legs)

Nylon blouses that give you an electric shock if you walk within 10 feet of them

Them big fuck off sunglasses on men - just look so wrong

Am sure there's more but that's enough for now

Elasticated Chinos?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the polo shirt front, I try to avoid them as, to me, unless you are fit, they draw attention to the belly and chippy tits.

Got to admit to wearing baseball caps though - being a slaphead, on the odd days of sunshine, it's either them or sunstroke (and 3 days of people saying 'why is your head so red ?'

And I don't think waltzing round where I live (think a mix of Beirut and The Bronx) in a straw hat or panama would be the best idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elasticated Chinos?"

Now as you know, I think they can look very sexy on ladies of a certain age

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By *utmegsMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

"as for polo shirts yeh I wear them, wont buy them unless I think they look ok so its Nickelson, Hacket, Rocawear, Duck & Cover, Pride & Soul all the way

It's amazing how much money people spend on looking like they've just got up."

Can I wear one if I actually play polo?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

One has to wear one when one plays Polo.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"as for polo shirts yeh I wear them, wont buy them unless I think they look ok so its Nickelson, Hacket, Rocawear, Duck & Cover, Pride & Soul all the way

It's amazing how much money people spend on looking like they've just got up.

Can I wear one if I actually play polo?

Across a ripped chest they can look sooooooooooooo good

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"One has to wear one when one plays Polo."

Surely when playing, one would wear more than one, as one may have to change when ones shirt becomes grubby, so one may actually wear two, one knows

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Elasticated Chinos?

Now as you know, I think they can look very sexy on ladies of a certain age

And that age is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now the current trend for 'muscle cut' or 'sports cut' or 'slim fit' t-shirts does sod all for your self image.

I am 44/46 chest (XL).

I am not a XXXL - yet that is what I would need to fit in some of the tops and t-shirts I've tried on recently.

And what's with the sleeves being so short - OK if you have muscley arms, but look awful on guys with skinny arms or bingo wings

People either don't look or don't care or wear them because they were a prezzie - without consideration for whether they suit their build or not.

That said, as long as they are happy and / or comfy, what is to me at the end of the day ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elasticated Chinos?

Now as you know, I think they can look very sexy on ladies of a certain age

And that age is?

early 50's up

and if worn with shoes with aerated tops and cushion soles, instant boner !

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I like my polo shirts... especially very baggy...

I know... martyr myself now.....

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"One has to wear one when one plays Polo.

Surely when playing, one would wear more than one, as one may have to change when ones shirt becomes grubby, so one may actually wear two, one knows"

Two? One is aghast.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I like my polo shirts... especially very baggy...

I know... martyr myself now.....

Wear your polo with pride brah!

Don't let these fashion fascists bring you down!

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

going to look out my disney tie, cartoon socks,novelty boxers,black shoes,brown belt for next social _iew is going to..that should keep the little blighter at bay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

polos look good on me. nice and tight around the guns and torso so the chest n shoulders get a good pop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"polos look good on me. nice and tight around the guns and torso so the chest n shoulders get a good pop

now see, i find that as offputting as people who 'cover up' with big baggy clothes

can't be doing with peacocks (of either sex)

it's not jealousy or bitterness as i do like a man with a good body, it's the whole knowing it and showing it off that i don't like

not knowing what lies beneath is far sexier imho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't be doing with Ugg(ly) boots, I saw a woman in some the other day when it was really sunny and all I could think of was how smelly her feet must be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"but I have a big collection og Polo shirts - I get them where ever I go diving

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same here lol

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By *ich_shadiwMan
over a year ago

closeish

I've got a few polo shirts and wear them now and then. Never with top button done up or collars turned up. Those that do look proper nobbers. Short sleeved tees yea got to show that tatts off.spent enough on them why hide them. 3 quarter joggers socks n mingie trainers Nooo. And the next person I see in joggers scratting there scrote is going to get a slap.

And ladies if your wearing a cardi and got some god dam sexy clevage on show. Why pull it across to cover clevage when walking by people but let it go when you've walked past? Don't be shy flaunt it

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"going to look out my disney tie, cartoon socks,novelty boxers,black shoes,brown belt for next social _iew is going to..that should keep the little blighter at bay

in the dark room, I won't notice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stockings, suspenders, sexy panties and satin on a woman .Just awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"jogging bottoms on anyone with less than a sixpack abdomen

Or jogging bottoms pulled up over a big tummy "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like polo shirts, especialy bright coloured ones.

Dont like t shirts, only nice coloured ones on very young fit men.

Dont like football shirts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"jogging bottoms on anyone with less than a sixpack abdomen

Or jogging bottoms pulled up over a big tummy

i agree

i do own a pair but they are the preserve of the dog walking duties

they look even worse if they are on a bigger person and are a size too small

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By *ich_shadiwMan
over a year ago

closeish

Any type of fitness clothing worn by those that its obvious dont keep fit.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"disney ties....

Anything in either sex that has anything Disney on is a worrying sign for me.

You should only wear Disney if you are under the age of 10. And even then I'm not a fan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who gives a fuck we all here to get naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reet am off for a meet !

Disney jogging bottoms (pulled up over me belly), polo shirt (one size too small but with collar up), baseball cap and socks with sandals.

I think I look fkin awesome

I hope she doesn't think I look 'Goofy' and take the 'Mickey' though

It's always a worry !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Overstretched birthday suits, saggy birthday suits and nan knickers

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

"going to look out my disney tie, cartoon socks,novelty boxers,black shoes,brown belt for next social _iew is going to..that should keep the little blighter at bay

in the dark room, I won't notice

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