FabSwingers.com forum: Attractive traits......

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.....waddaya like to see in your fab date and also what positive distinguishing characteristics do you think YOU bring to the party....?

Just wondered....

Love to you all, yes YOU!

Nip x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rich

Poor

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Sweet ass

And

Sweet ass

The rest is just a bonus

I'm a girl of simple tastes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Independent

Partial to a librarian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Creativity. Apparently I bring the open mindedness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

polite, funny, and dirty

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rich

Poor"

My bank account is ok but my penis is pretty poor lately....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 23/06/20 20:14:10]"

How dare you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m hilarious and excellent at blow jobs

They need to genuinely want to be in my company, and not just for the obligatory blow job

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Intelligence and flirting and I'd hope I'd bring the same

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sweet ass

And

Sweet ass

The rest is just a bonus

I'm a girl of simple tastes

Fancy a bum....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Them- Low standards

Me- Grateful

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Independent

Partial to a librarian

Are you often late with your returns....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Independent

Partial to a librarian

Are you often late with your returns....

Well I do hope it will go like in porn movies...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Creativity. Apparently I bring the open mindedness."

Creativity is such a turn on, can be physical or mental, with a brain that has a zillion corners....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"polite, funny, and dirty

Manners cost nothing, but take soap on your date!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mutual banter. A massive bonus is a nice set of tits and her asking to have her bumhole pumped!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m hilarious and excellent at blow jobs

They need to genuinely want to be in my company, and not just for the obligatory blow job "

I was about to say I'd laugh at any joke you care to share until I read the second paragraph....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Intelligence and flirting and I'd hope I'd bring the same"

Send jungle!!!!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Someone who can play the fool but has a brain and can hold a sensible conversation as well, is kind, open and honest. And who appeals physically to me. Them being turned on by me would be extremely handy too.

And I bring the first 6 things to the table. I don't appeal physically to me or get turned on by me. But that's OK as long as he does.

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"Sweet ass

And

Sweet ass

The rest is just a bonus

I'm a girl of simple tastes

Fancy a bum....?

Usually works for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Them- Low standards

Me- Grateful "

How it should be! Wanna go out some time Jamie-pants.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m hilarious and excellent at blow jobs

They need to genuinely want to be in my company, and not just for the obligatory blow job

I was about to say I'd laugh at any joke you care to share until I read the second paragraph....

You’d only want the blow job

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Sweet ass

And

Sweet ass

The rest is just a bonus

I'm a girl of simple tastes

Fancy a bum....?

Usually works for me

Fancy a bum?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Independent

Partial to a librarian

Are you often late with your returns....

Well I do hope it will go like in porn movies..."

How do they go....?

. Is it messy and papery.... Like a giant Papier mache.....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mutual banter. A massive bonus is a nice set of tits and her asking to have her bumhole pumped!

With one of those pump things from the porn films I never watch....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Them... A sense of humour and intelligence, plus a cheeky smile and a naughty twinkle in the eye!

Me... I'll bring banter, a sweet yet witty personality, and flirtation x

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone who can play the fool but has a brain and can hold a sensible conversation as well, is kind, open and honest. And who appeals physically to me. Them being turned on by me would be extremely handy too.

And I bring the first 6 things to the table. I don't appeal physically to me or get turned on by me. But that's OK as long as he does.

* Does the "call me" sign *

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sweet ass

And

Sweet ass

The rest is just a bonus

I'm a girl of simple tastes

Fancy a bum....?

Usually works for me

Wait, did I just score a fab date....?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"[Removed by poster at 23/06/20 20:22:01]"

Yeah.... I saw that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mutual banter. A massive bonus is a nice set of tits and her asking to have her bumhole pumped!

With one of those pump things from the porn films I never watch....?

No no....just with my willy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honesty and integrity, and emotional intelligence ...i don't ask for much

I'll bring the open mind and the sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m hilarious and excellent at blow jobs

They need to genuinely want to be in my company, and not just for the obligatory blow job

I was about to say I'd laugh at any joke you care to share until I read the second paragraph....

You’d only want the blow job

Nooooo, obv I want anal too....

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"[Removed by poster at 23/06/20 20:22:01]

Yeah.... I saw that lol"

Knew you would

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And I bring the first 6 things to the table. I don't appeal physically to me or get turned on by me. But that's OK as long as he does.

* Does the "call me" sign *

Your turn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sweet ass

And

Sweet ass

The rest is just a bonus

I'm a girl of simple tastes

Fancy a bum....?

Usually works for me

Fancy a bum?

Threesome....?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Mutual banter. A massive bonus is a nice set of tits and her asking to have her bumhole pumped!

With one of those pump things from the porn films I never watch....?

No no....just with my willy!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Intelligence and flirting and I'd hope I'd bring the same

Send jungle!!!!

Send hairy feet !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Them... A sense of humour and intelligence, plus a cheeky smile and a naughty twinkle in the eye!

Me... I'll bring banter, a sweet yet witty personality, and flirtation x

I can do the first half! Bring it!!!

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"Sweet ass

And

Sweet ass

The rest is just a bonus

I'm a girl of simple tastes

Fancy a bum....?

Usually works for me

Fancy a bum?

Threesome....?

We'd kill you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 23/06/20 20:22:01]"

Stick it back in baby....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 23/06/20 20:22:01]

Yeah.... I saw that lol"

Me2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good sense of humour, not too serious, smells good and I'm a sucker for a nice smile x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Sweet ass

And

Sweet ass

The rest is just a bonus

I'm a girl of simple tastes

Fancy a bum....?

Usually works for me

Fancy a bum?

Threesome....?

We'd kill you

He'd die happy. Very happy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mutual banter. A massive bonus is a nice set of tits and her asking to have her bumhole pumped!

With one of those pump things from the porn films I never watch....?

No no....just with my willy!

You sure about that, it looks fun when those fanny's go all wobbly like jelly....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Honesty and integrity, and emotional intelligence ...i don't ask for much

I'll bring the open mind and the sense of humour

Sold!

When is it happening.....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mutual banter. A massive bonus is a nice set of tits and her asking to have her bumhole pumped!

With one of those pump things from the porn films I never watch....?

No no....just with my willy!

You sure about that, it looks fun when those fanny's go all wobbly like jelly....

I dont see the attraction with pussy pumps at all

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"Sweet ass

And

Sweet ass

The rest is just a bonus

I'm a girl of simple tastes

Fancy a bum....?

Usually works for me

Fancy a bum?

Threesome....?

We'd kill you

He'd die happy. Very happy

Yep another one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 23/06/20 20:22:01]

Yeah.... I saw that lol

Knew you would

What was it, did your flash your bumhole?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m hilarious and excellent at blow jobs

They need to genuinely want to be in my company, and not just for the obligatory blow job "

If your company is as good as you say your blow jobs are, how could anyone not want to be with you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And I bring the first 6 things to the table. I don't appeal physically to me or get turned on by me. But that's OK as long as he does.

* Does the "call me" sign *

Your turn

Demanding^

Ok, when I've finished being a tit on here....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Intelligence and flirting and I'd hope I'd bring the same

Send jungle!!!!

Send hairy feet !!!"

I offered, they're all sweaty, I've been running....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sweet ass

And

Sweet ass

The rest is just a bonus

I'm a girl of simple tastes

Fancy a bum....?

Usually works for me

Fancy a bum?

Threesome....?

We'd kill you

Is that a threat or a challenge...?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good sense of humour, not too serious, smells good and I'm a sucker for a nice smile x"

Sucker you say.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sweet ass

And

Sweet ass

The rest is just a bonus

I'm a girl of simple tastes

Fancy a bum....?

Usually works for me

Fancy a bum?

Threesome....?

We'd kill you

He'd die happy. Very happy

Let's do the suicide sex....!

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Sweet ass

And

Sweet ass

The rest is just a bonus

I'm a girl of simple tastes

You called???

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Intelligence and flirting and I'd hope I'd bring the same

Send jungle!!!!

Send hairy feet !!!

I offered, they're all sweaty, I've been running....

Oh now I regret saying that !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mutual banter. A massive bonus is a nice set of tits and her asking to have her bumhole pumped!

With one of those pump things from the porn films I never watch....?

No no....just with my willy!

You sure about that, it looks fun when those fanny's go all wobbly like jelly....

I dont see the attraction with pussy pumps at all

Ikr!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sweet ass

And

Sweet ass

The rest is just a bonus

I'm a girl of simple tastes

Fancy a bum....?

Usually works for me

Fancy a bum?

Threesome....?

We'd kill you

He'd die happy. Very happy

Yep another one

You've done this before...?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Intelligence and flirting and I'd hope I'd bring the same

Send jungle!!!!

Send hairy feet !!!

I offered, they're all sweaty, I've been running....

Oh now I regret saying that ! "

Quit the lies - you're only not sending me jungle because it's all wet and swollen by what I said.....

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Intelligence and flirting and I'd hope I'd bring the same

Send jungle!!!!

Send hairy feet !!!

I offered, they're all sweaty, I've been running....

Oh now I regret saying that !

Quit the lies - you're only not sending me jungle because it's all wet and swollen by what I said.....

Oh aye your sweaty hairy feet have got me all in a fluster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m hilarious and excellent at blow jobs

They need to genuinely want to be in my company, and not just for the obligatory blow job "

Having chatted with Floro quite a while back, I can indeed testify to her being hilarious!! As for the other qualities, fairly certain she's no fibber!!

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"Sweet ass

And

Sweet ass

The rest is just a bonus

I'm a girl of simple tastes

Fancy a bum....?

Usually works for me

Fancy a bum?

Threesome....?

We'd kill you

He'd die happy. Very happy

Yep another one

You've done this before...?

Why do you think i needed the ton of topsoil i spent yesterday shifting.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Sweet ass

And

Sweet ass

The rest is just a bonus

I'm a girl of simple tastes

Fancy a bum....?

Usually works for me

Fancy a bum?

Threesome....?

We'd kill you

He'd die happy. Very happy

Yep another one

You've done this before...?

Why do you think i needed the ton of topsoil i spent yesterday shifting.

We still on attractive traits? Because a lady who can hide a body is one I'm very fond of

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Intelligence and flirting and I'd hope I'd bring the same

Send jungle!!!!

Send hairy feet !!!

I offered, they're all sweaty, I've been running....

Oh now I regret saying that !

Quit the lies - you're only not sending me jungle because it's all wet and swollen by what I said.....

Oh aye your sweaty hairy feet have got me all in a fluster

Shushhhhhhhh....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sweet ass

And

Sweet ass

The rest is just a bonus

I'm a girl of simple tastes

Fancy a bum....?

Usually works for me

Fancy a bum?

Threesome....?

We'd kill you

He'd die happy. Very happy

Yep another one

You've done this before...?

Why do you think i needed the ton of topsoil i spent yesterday shifting.

That sounds durty.....!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sweet ass

And

Sweet ass

The rest is just a bonus

I'm a girl of simple tastes

Fancy a bum....?

Usually works for me

Fancy a bum?

Threesome....?

We'd kill you

He'd die happy. Very happy

Yep another one

You've done this before...?

Why do you think i needed the ton of topsoil i spent yesterday shifting.

We still on attractive traits? Because a lady who can hide a body is one I'm very fond of

I can think of something you can hide for me....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Sweet ass

And

Sweet ass

The rest is just a bonus

I'm a girl of simple tastes

Fancy a bum....?

Usually works for me

Fancy a bum?

Threesome....?

We'd kill you

He'd die happy. Very happy

Yep another one

You've done this before...?

Why do you think i needed the ton of topsoil i spent yesterday shifting.

We still on attractive traits? Because a lady who can hide a body is one I'm very fond of

I can think of something you can hide for me....

Is it a sausage?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sweet ass

And

Sweet ass

The rest is just a bonus

I'm a girl of simple tastes

Fancy a bum....?

Usually works for me

Fancy a bum?

Threesome....?

We'd kill you

He'd die happy. Very happy

Yep another one

You've done this before...?

Why do you think i needed the ton of topsoil i spent yesterday shifting.

We still on attractive traits? Because a lady who can hide a body is one I'm very fond of

I can think of something you can hide for me....

Is it a sausage? "

Well I have $1000,000 in foreign currency from a foreign Prince and I'm looking for a UK account to store it in temporarily, but after that we can do magic sex....!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Sweet ass

And

Sweet ass

The rest is just a bonus

I'm a girl of simple tastes

Fancy a bum....?

Usually works for me

Fancy a bum?

Threesome....?

We'd kill you

He'd die happy. Very happy

Yep another one

You've done this before...?

Why do you think i needed the ton of topsoil i spent yesterday shifting.

We still on attractive traits? Because a lady who can hide a body is one I'm very fond of

I can think of something you can hide for me....

Is it a sausage?

Well I have $1000,000 in foreign currency from a foreign Prince and I'm looking for a UK account to store it in temporarily, but after that we can do magic sex....!

I'm totally in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sweet ass

And

Sweet ass

The rest is just a bonus

I'm a girl of simple tastes

Fancy a bum....?

Usually works for me

Fancy a bum?

Threesome....?

We'd kill you

He'd die happy. Very happy

Yep another one

You've done this before...?

Why do you think i needed the ton of topsoil i spent yesterday shifting.

We still on attractive traits? Because a lady who can hide a body is one I'm very fond of

I can think of something you can hide for me....

Is it a sausage?

Well I have $1000,000 in foreign currency from a foreign Prince and I'm looking for a UK account to store it in temporarily, but after that we can do magic sex....!

I'm totally in.

I can't feel you yet are you sure....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sweet ass

And

Sweet ass

The rest is just a bonus

I'm a girl of simple tastes

Fancy a bum....?

Usually works for me

Fancy a bum?

Threesome....?

We'd kill you

He'd die happy. Very happy

Yep another one

You've done this before...?

Why do you think i needed the ton of topsoil i spent yesterday shifting.

We still on attractive traits? Because a lady who can hide a body is one I'm very fond of

I can think of something you can hide for me....

Is it a sausage?

Well I have $1000,000 in foreign currency from a foreign Prince and I'm looking for a UK account to store it in temporarily, but after that we can do magic sex....!

I'm totally in.

I can't feel you yet are you sure....

Fell asleep on the job....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Positivity, like Yasmeen has....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Sweet ass

And

Sweet ass

The rest is just a bonus

I'm a girl of simple tastes

Fancy a bum....?

Usually works for me

Fancy a bum?

Threesome....?

We'd kill you

He'd die happy. Very happy

Yep another one

You've done this before...?

Why do you think i needed the ton of topsoil i spent yesterday shifting.

We still on attractive traits? Because a lady who can hide a body is one I'm very fond of

I can think of something you can hide for me....

Is it a sausage?

Well I have $1000,000 in foreign currency from a foreign Prince and I'm looking for a UK account to store it in temporarily, but after that we can do magic sex....!

I'm totally in.

I can't feel you yet are you sure....

Fell asleep on the job....

Energy saving for the magic parts

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I can happily sit in the corner people watching.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A happy demeanor always sets me at ease. Also, I tend to fill any silences with nonsensical musings so a woman who will talk away and thus preventing me from talking shite is also a great companion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always up for a giggle, a few drinks i may wanna sing to you hahaha its all good x

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Lots of flirty eye contact and interesting conversations, looking and smelling good, seduction.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Always up for a giggle, a few drinks i may wanna sing to you hahaha its all good x"

Have had this before !! She sang La vie En Rose for me on the first date

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lots of flirty eye contact and interesting conversations, looking and smelling good, seduction. "

Smell can be really important. Some ppl just smell perfect or a bit funny, not necessarily stinky/bad, maybe it's just washing detergent or something, but it can either put me on or off.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A happy demeanor always sets me at ease. Also, I tend to fill any silences with nonsensical musings so a woman who will talk away and thus preventing me from talking shite is also a great companion

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sweet ass

And

Sweet ass

The rest is just a bonus

I'm a girl of simple tastes

Fancy a bum....?

Usually works for me

Fancy a bum?

Threesome....?

We'd kill you

He'd die happy. Very happy

Yep another one

You've done this before...?

Why do you think i needed the ton of topsoil i spent yesterday shifting.

We still on attractive traits? Because a lady who can hide a body is one I'm very fond of

I can think of something you can hide for me....

Is it a sausage?

Well I have $1000,000 in foreign currency from a foreign Prince and I'm looking for a UK account to store it in temporarily, but after that we can do magic sex....!

I'm totally in.

I can't feel you yet are you sure....

Fell asleep on the job....

Energy saving for the magic parts

Tell me more about the magic parts....?

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Me: i'd bring a genuine smile, a twinkle in my eyes and light hearted, engaging conversation.

I'd expect the same and if things got "interesting" she'd better appreciate a multiple repeater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her: nice eyes,sexy smile, sense of humour, mind of her own, hygenic, nice body (we are not talking supermodel here ladies, stop beating yourselves up)

Me: weird sense of humour, hygenic, sensitive to your sexual needs, struggling now..

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Them: intelligence, humour, good conversation, good manners, a face I want to snog, and preferably a desire to want to bump uglies with me.

Me: definitely the first four of the above, plus the confidence and bluntness to tell them if the last two apply

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Sweet ass

And

Sweet ass

The rest is just a bonus

I'm a girl of simple tastes

Fancy a bum....?

Usually works for me

Fancy a bum?

Threesome....?

We'd kill you

He'd die happy. Very happy

Yep another one

You've done this before...?

Why do you think i needed the ton of topsoil i spent yesterday shifting.

We still on attractive traits? Because a lady who can hide a body is one I'm very fond of

I can think of something you can hide for me....

Is it a sausage?

Well I have $1000,000 in foreign currency from a foreign Prince and I'm looking for a UK account to store it in temporarily, but after that we can do magic sex....!

I'm totally in.

I can't feel you yet are you sure....

Fell asleep on the job....

Energy saving for the magic parts

Tell me more about the magic parts....?

Tell you? Or tell everyone?

Could just show you...

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I love positivity and a sense of fun in another. It's super attractive.

What do I bring to the party? Unpredictability, social faux pas and endless giggles.

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