FabSwingers.com forum: Moral dilemma....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So we have just had our shopping delivered.

When we were putting it away we realised there was a rather lovely top of Ben and Jerry's.

I didn't order it but assume ash had and vice versa.

Then we realised neither of us had and it wasn't on the receipt.

Should we tell the supermarket?

( Anything other than eat it and enjoy it and don't say a word is not an acceptable answer)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat it then go to shit it in the supermarket's toilet

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Good luck contacting them anyway... so nah, enjoy!

My bubble bath was missing... gutted, but not the end of the world.

Hope someone has a nice soak!

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By *estivalMan
over a year ago

borehamwood

eat it and dont even bother uding a spoon

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By *estivalMan
over a year ago

borehamwood

using

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By *akbearMan
over a year ago

Newbury

Eat it, they wouldn't be able to take it back as the chill chain is broken. If you wanted you could tell them next time you are in the store, but chances are they won't care.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

They won’t take it back anyway so you might as well get stuck in

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By *ljamMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

If you really wanted you could tweet the supermarket the same question. There's a 99% chance their social media team will tell you to get stuck in...

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

You could email them or eat it and enjoy it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eat it then go to shit it in the supermarket's toilet "

But why would I go to the effort of pooing in the supermarket when I didn't even bother to leave the house to do the shopping.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eat it, they wouldn't be able to take it back as the chill chain is broken. If you wanted you could tell them next time you are in the store, but chances are they won't care."

This is definitely the advice I wanted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a selfie of you and ash eating it and send it to them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take a selfie of you and ash eating it and send it to them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eat it then go to shit it in the supermarket's toilet

But why would I go to the effort of pooing in the supermarket when I didn't even bother to leave the house to do the shopping. "

To feel less guilty about eating something from the supermarket that didn't belong to you.

You are actually giving it back to them in another form.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Take a selfie of you and ash eating it and send it to them

Ash isn't having any!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eat it then go to shit it in the supermarket's toilet

But why would I go to the effort of pooing in the supermarket when I didn't even bother to leave the house to do the shopping.

To feel less guilty about eating something from the supermarket that didn't belong to you.

You are actually giving it back to them in another form. "

This is a very good way of looking at it plus I save on loo paper.

Win win.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eat it then go to shit it in the supermarket's toilet

But why would I go to the effort of pooing in the supermarket when I didn't even bother to leave the house to do the shopping.

To feel less guilty about eating something from the supermarket that didn't belong to you.

You are actually giving it back to them in another form.

This is a very good way of looking at it plus I save on loo paper.

Win win."

I am a genius what can I say !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Just enjoy it happens all the time

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

Think of it as a gift for being a loyal customer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just enjoy it happens all the time

Well it's never happened to me before this is like the best day of my life ever!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

See I would have eaten it all before even realising it wasn't mine in the first place

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Just enjoy it happens all the time

Well it's never happened to me before this is like the best day of my life ever!

I once got three chickens I didn’t order

I do love when they have to sub an item for a bigger one

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

If they acknowledged a mistake I'm sure they would just say have it. It wouldn't be worth their while to come and get a £3 tub of ice cream and they couldn't resell frozen goods anyway because they have no guarantee of how well it's been stored. But if you want a clear conscience then tell them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See it as a gift for being such a lovely customer and enjoy it. Besides, free food always tastes better.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If they acknowledged a mistake I'm sure they would just say have it. It wouldn't be worth their while to come and get a £3 tub of ice cream and they couldn't resell frozen goods anyway because they have no guarantee of how well it's been stored. But if you want a clear conscience then tell them."

My conscience is perfectly clear.

They squashed my baps last week so I am taking this as compensation.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I’d take a pic and post it on their FB page asking what happens when you receive goods not ordered and not paid for...

Odds on they will thank you for your honesty and invite to enjoy it. In which case eat it guilt free!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d take a pic and post it on their FB page asking what happens when you receive goods not ordered and not paid for...

Odds on they will thank you for your honesty and invite to enjoy it. In which case eat it guilt free!

Yes but what if they don't and I go to prison!

I'm too pretty for prison!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They'd just say it's their error and to keep it. So unless you feel the need to have that conversation then just enjoy eating it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should contact them and say what's happened and they normally say keep it as it is less hassle than collecting it. I had something similar where I had a duvet and pillow sent to me in error, got to keep it. Honesty does pay

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

"Take a selfie of you and ash eating it and send it to them

Ash isn't having any!

I found it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d take a pic and post it on their FB page asking what happens when you receive goods not ordered and not paid for...

Odds on they will thank you for your honesty and invite to enjoy it. In which case eat it guilt free!

Yes but what if they don't and I go to prison!

I'm too pretty for prison!

Get naked and take the photos, icecream included and post them on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've committed theft and seem to be comfortable with it. Enjoy the ice cream it's going in the bin otherwise!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good luck contacting them anyway... so nah, enjoy!

My bubble bath was missing... gutted, but not the end of the world.

Hope someone has a nice soak!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" You've committed theft and seem to be comfortable with it. Enjoy the ice cream it's going in the bin otherwise!!

Technically it wasn't theft because it was given to me I just didn't return it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take a selfie of you and ash eating it and send it to them

Ash isn't having any!

I found it!

Haha quick Ash tuck in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat, just for the enviroment. Think of the carbon footprint of driving back to your house, what would Ben and Jerry do.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

"Take a selfie of you and ash eating it and send it to them

Ash isn't having any!

I found it!

Haha quick Ash tuck in

I have my eye on Lorna and the ice cream Adam...

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Good luck contacting them anyway... so nah, enjoy!

My bubble bath was missing... gutted, but not the end of the world.

Hope someone has a nice soak!

Did you get my bubble bath Adam?.... humph. At least I can imagine it being put to good use...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take a selfie of you and ash eating it and send it to them

Ash isn't having any!

I found it!

Haha quick Ash tuck in

I have my eye on Lorna and the ice cream Adam...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good luck contacting them anyway... so nah, enjoy!

My bubble bath was missing... gutted, but not the end of the world.

Hope someone has a nice soak!

Did you get my bubble bath Adam?.... humph. At least I can imagine it being put to good use...

Ooooft that would just take 'bubbles' to a whole new splashing level seen as you will be invited to dip in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Take a selfie of you and ash eating it and send it to them

Ash isn't having any!

I found it!

Haha quick Ash tuck in

I have my eye on Lorna and the ice cream Adam...

OK you can have a spoonful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eat it, they wouldn't be able to take it back as the chill chain is broken. If you wanted you could tell them next time you are in the store, but chances are they won't care."

it would only get binned! Eat it. You don't realise what shocking waste of food they are guilty of

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I’d take a pic and post it on their FB page asking what happens when you receive goods not ordered and not paid for...

Odds on they will thank you for your honesty and invite to enjoy it. In which case eat it guilt free!

Yes but what if they don't and I go to prison!

I'm too pretty for prison!

Tell them you’ve done time over the last 12 weeks!!

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Good luck contacting them anyway... so nah, enjoy!

My bubble bath was missing... gutted, but not the end of the world.

Hope someone has a nice soak!

Did you get my bubble bath Adam?.... humph. At least I can imagine it being put to good use...

Ooooft that would just take 'bubbles' to a whole new splashing level seen as you will be invited to dip in

Taking the bottle back with me

Blimmin' cheeky thief!

Never had you down as a naughty boy! Best behaviour please gentleman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good luck contacting them anyway... so nah, enjoy!

My bubble bath was missing... gutted, but not the end of the world.

Hope someone has a nice soak!

Did you get my bubble bath Adam?.... humph. At least I can imagine it being put to good use...

Ooooft that would just take 'bubbles' to a whole new splashing level seen as you will be invited to dip in

Taking the bottle back with me

Blimmin' cheeky thief!

Never had you down as a naughty boy! Best behaviour please gentleman!

Oh fuck! Was that a test...

One of them reverse psychology thingy's...

Eek!

Erm... hmmm...

What I meant to say was...

Fuck it! Too late!

I'm keeping these bubbles. You will have to float in to take all of them. Be prepared to get wet though because I am comfy

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

What a lovely bonus. Enjoy it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good be a good excuse to use the ice cream and get messy with it

What flavour did you say it was

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By *anshee99Woman
over a year ago

all over

No. They wont take it back anyway and whoever is missing it will get a refund.

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Enjoy it

A nice mistake to fall into your bag.

Hope it's a nice flavour

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. They wont take it back anyway and whoever is missing it will get a refund. "

This ^ plus if you contacted them they will probably say thanks for letting us know and enjoy!

If it happened to me this is what I would do:

Gobble it up. Literally lick the final spoon without feeling guilty (

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Next time I order I will add a note to the comments section or any other space provided for feedback to let them know what happened. They can charge me for it or send another complimentary one!

Enjoy it LJ

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Good luck contacting them anyway... so nah, enjoy!

My bubble bath was missing... gutted, but not the end of the world.

Hope someone has a nice soak!

Did you get my bubble bath Adam?.... humph. At least I can imagine it being put to good use...

Ooooft that would just take 'bubbles' to a whole new splashing level seen as you will be invited to dip in

Taking the bottle back with me

Blimmin' cheeky thief!

Never had you down as a naughty boy! Best behaviour please gentleman!

Oh fuck! Was that a test...

One of them reverse psychology thingy's...

Eek!

Erm... hmmm...

What I meant to say was...

Fuck it! Too late!

I'm keeping these bubbles. You will have to float in to take all of them. Be prepared to get wet though because I am comfy

Wetter is better!

now where's that rubber duck gone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good luck contacting them anyway... so nah, enjoy!

My bubble bath was missing... gutted, but not the end of the world.

Hope someone has a nice soak!

Did you get my bubble bath Adam?.... humph. At least I can imagine it being put to good use...

Ooooft that would just take 'bubbles' to a whole new splashing level seen as you will be invited to dip in

Taking the bottle back with me

Blimmin' cheeky thief!

Never had you down as a naughty boy! Best behaviour please gentleman!

Oh fuck! Was that a test...

One of them reverse psychology thingy's...

Eek!

Erm... hmmm...

What I meant to say was...

Fuck it! Too late!

I'm keeping these bubbles. You will have to float in to take all of them. Be prepared to get wet though because I am comfy

Wetter is better!

now where's that rubber duck gone?

Rubber ducks are for the "naughty boys" Gentlemen don't need toys so...

*wait*

How has this escalated from misplaced Ben and Jerry's to cheeky bubbles!? Now I got this completely... literally random tune in my head... where the heck did this come from...

"It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes"

We could just share LJ and Ash's Ben and Jerry's so they won't have to worry about it

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Good luck contacting them anyway... so nah, enjoy!

My bubble bath was missing... gutted, but not the end of the world.

Hope someone has a nice soak!

Did you get my bubble bath Adam?.... humph. At least I can imagine it being put to good use...

Ooooft that would just take 'bubbles' to a whole new splashing level seen as you will be invited to dip in

Taking the bottle back with me

Blimmin' cheeky thief!

Never had you down as a naughty boy! Best behaviour please gentleman!

Oh fuck! Was that a test...

One of them reverse psychology thingy's...

Eek!

Erm... hmmm...

What I meant to say was...

Fuck it! Too late!

I'm keeping these bubbles. You will have to float in to take all of them. Be prepared to get wet though because I am comfy

Wetter is better!

now where's that rubber duck gone?

Rubber ducks are for the "naughty boys" Gentlemen don't need toys so...

*wait*

How has this escalated from misplaced Ben and Jerry's to cheeky bubbles!? Now I got this completely... literally random tune in my head... where the heck did this come from...

"It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes"

We could just share LJ and Ash's Ben and Jerry's so they won't have to worry about it

Well Lorna and I are having a bath while being fed Ben and Jerry's

I don't see anything wrong with this scenario!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good luck contacting them anyway... so nah, enjoy!

My bubble bath was missing... gutted, but not the end of the world.

Hope someone has a nice soak!

Did you get my bubble bath Adam?.... humph. At least I can imagine it being put to good use...

Ooooft that would just take 'bubbles' to a whole new splashing level seen as you will be invited to dip in

Taking the bottle back with me

Blimmin' cheeky thief!

Never had you down as a naughty boy! Best behaviour please gentleman!

Oh fuck! Was that a test...

One of them reverse psychology thingy's...

Eek!

Erm... hmmm...

What I meant to say was...

Fuck it! Too late!

I'm keeping these bubbles. You will have to float in to take all of them. Be prepared to get wet though because I am comfy

Wetter is better!

now where's that rubber duck gone?

Rubber ducks are for the "naughty boys" Gentlemen don't need toys so...

*wait*

How has this escalated from misplaced Ben and Jerry's to cheeky bubbles!? Now I got this completely... literally random tune in my head... where the heck did this come from...

"It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes"

We could just share LJ and Ash's Ben and Jerry's so they won't have to worry about it

Well Lorna and I are having a bath while being fed Ben and Jerry's

I don't see anything wrong with this scenario!"

How did I miss this I am very much up for this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What a lovely bonus. Enjoy it! "

Its actually made my day.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

"Enjoy it

A nice mistake to fall into your bag.

Hope it's a nice flavour

Jo x

I dont remember what flavour it is Jo....I'm going to have a look!

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

"I’d take a pic and post it on their FB page asking what happens when you receive goods not ordered and not paid for...

Odds on they will thank you for your honesty and invite to enjoy it. In which case eat it guilt free!

Yes but what if they don't and I go to prison!

I'm too pretty for prison!

Tell them you’ve done time over the last 12 weeks!! "

What are you trying to imply here DC!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do hope the evidence has been eaten by now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do hope the evidence has been eaten by now?

Ben and Jerry's! What Ben and Jerry's!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do hope the evidence has been eaten by now?

Ben and Jerry's! What Ben and Jerry's!

Haha

Mrs Blue and Lorna shared it during bath time!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

It’s a gift they hand out to couples who are getting married.

What flavour?

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By *ostonJoeMan
over a year ago

Boston

Did you know Ben and Jerry's has the lumpy bits in it because one of them had no sense of taste and wanted them in there to improve the texture so he could enjoy it too.

Because the ice cream is STOLE.. Free, you should mush it into your genitals and run the wasp gauntlet in the garden.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you know Ben and Jerry's has the lumpy bits in it because one of them had no sense of taste and wanted them in there to improve the texture so he could enjoy it too.

Because the ice cream is STOLE.. Free, you should mush it into your genitals and run the wasp gauntlet in the garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would eat it. You can't return anything at the moment anyway with COVID.

It has happened to us a few times before and we usually ring to let them know and one time the delivery driver came back but other than that they just said keep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely eat it!

Why would you do anything else?

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By *ugRollersCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

You’ve probably been robbed more times than them then you have robbed them anyhow.... I mean the price of most things at the mo is daylight robbery! Supermarkets cashing in.... our shopping bill has def been higher during lockdown ,... it could be the extra rum though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jackpot baby!

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