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The worst job in the world.

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By *ushroom7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I can't imagine auditioning for the banjo player in "Deliverance" was a lot of fun.

What's the worst you lot can think of?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Don't fancy being Shane McGowan's dentist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lobsterisimus Bumbakissimus...;-);-);-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The guy who lances putrid arse boils has it for me.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"The guy who lances putrid arse boils has it for me. "

there's a fetish for that!

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset


"Don't fancy being Shane McGowan's dentist "

Lol lol

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

was it not decided the keeper of the royal stool was not a great job?

and i dont mean the kind with legs, that you sit on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A blue waffle inspector

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Boak!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't fancy being Shane McGowan's dentist

Lol lol "

Too late - he's had them all done! Give it a couple of years and he'll have melted the new set though!

I was thinking Ann Widdecombe's gynaecologist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jim carreys shrink.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Don't fancy being Shane McGowan's dentist

Lol lol

Too late - he's had them all done! Give it a couple of years and he'll have melted the new set though!

I was thinking Ann Widdecombe's gynaecologist! "

I was thinking Katie Price's gynaecologist...cologist.....ologist....ogist.....gist.....ist......st.....t

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

grimebuster.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My OH used to work in farming many moons ago and used to tell me tales of people collecting semen from bulls. I wouldn't like to do that

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"My OH used to work in farming many moons ago and used to tell me tales of people collecting semen from bulls. I wouldn't like to do that "

There's a job in the environmental health department analyzing stool samples ,, growing bacterial cultures from them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My OH used to work in farming many moons ago and used to tell me tales of people collecting semen from bulls. I wouldn't like to do that "

My mums elest brother worked on a farm pre de-spunking technology and his job during a mating session was to hold the bulls cock and get it in position for entry.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"My OH used to work in farming many moons ago and used to tell me tales of people collecting semen from bulls. I wouldn't like to do that

My mums elest brother worked on a farm pre de-spunking technology and his job during a mating session was to hold the bulls cock and get it in position for entry."

I used to know someone who collected semen from turkeys and then artificially inseminated the females...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My OH used to work in farming many moons ago and used to tell me tales of people collecting semen from bulls. I wouldn't like to do that

My mums elest brother worked on a farm pre de-spunking technology and his job during a mating session was to hold the bulls cock and get it in position for entry.

I used to know someone who collected semen from turkeys and then artificially inseminated the females... "

did he have a tiny cock ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My OH used to work in farming many moons ago and used to tell me tales of people collecting semen from bulls. I wouldn't like to do that

My mums elest brother worked on a farm pre de-spunking technology and his job during a mating session was to hold the bulls cock and get it in position for entry."

Yes that was the kind of thing he told me, and also of guys being underneath a steel canopy covered in cow hide which the bull would mount and the guy inside would place the bulls penis in this contraption with brushes which woukld stimulate the bull, a wanking off machine basically.

I think its a shame that the bull can't just go and do things naturally.

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By *ushroom7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

oooh err, watching Bradford's Rugby League team will never be the same again.

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire


"My OH used to work in farming many moons ago and used to tell me tales of people collecting semen from bulls. I wouldn't like to do that

My mums elest brother worked on a farm pre de-spunking technology and his job during a mating session was to hold the bulls cock and get it in position for entry."

must be in your genes then, mate lol

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By *punkloverCouple
over a year ago

hatfield

The guys that have to dive down to the bottom of a sewer tank to unblock the valves !!!

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By *punkloverCouple
over a year ago

hatfield

Or being a live sound engineer for Westlife, talk about impossible ! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or being a live sound engineer for Westlife, talk about impossible ! lol"

This post wins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on a serious note ,, if thats possible on here ,,, the job of telling some one that a loved one has died ,, my heart goes out to all who have this thankless job to do

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"on a serious note ,, if thats possible on here ,,, the job of telling some one that a loved one has died ,, my heart goes out to all who have this thankless job to do "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My job

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