One Metre Distance

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Boris is expected to announce that the two metre distancing rule has been abated to one metre later today.

Thank fuck for that!

Do you know how hard it has been for me to find ladies with two metre length arms to give me a wank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Especially when you don't have a 2mt willy, huh?

Go Go gadget arms!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn’t matter how long the arms are, they need to be however many metres away from you

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By *ldest swinger in townMan
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

will be able to shoot my load onto her tits at one metre...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Empty can of pringles, a rubber glove and a sponge taped to the end of a broom handle, innit....

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Mr Tickle has been getting a lot of interest lately. He can do a lot and remain socially distanced, as his single female neighbour Little Miss Up-For-It can confirm. Neither of them even need to get out of bed.

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