FabSwingers.com forum: Anybody know any naturist beaches in Derbyshire.

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't derbyshire landlocked

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

If you can count Matlock Bath then yes

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Have you spelt beech correctly?

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

Time for a refresh with geography, perhaps?

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By *he riverdeep69Couple
over a year ago

North west ish

...mmmm is this a trick question??

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"...mmmm is this a trick question??"

It was perhaps a tad impish.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Isn't derbyshire landlocked

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Errmmm we don't have beaches

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

I think you can get sand in the local builders merchant though, make your own beach

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I think you can get sand in the local builders merchant though, make your own beach"

Ooh not that sharp sand.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Errmmm we don't have beaches"

Actually we do x

Just not naturalist

I'm reluctant to say where though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty down hear in the south west

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get kiln dried it's as close to beach sand as you can get

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Naturist

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"I think you can get sand in the local builders merchant though, make your own beach

Ooh not that sharp sand. "

Yeah you don't need scratchy bits do you

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"Errmmm we don't have beaches

Actually we do x

Just not naturalist

I'm reluctant to say where though"

I think I know what you are talking about but I thought it was in Warwickshire, not far away though... but it isn't a real real beach, but a good compromise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you head slightly out of Derbyshire to Nottinghamshire Mansfield has a desert not quite a beach but nearly the same.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Errmmm we don't have beaches

Actually we do x

Just not naturalist

I'm reluctant to say where though

I think I know what you are talking about but I thought it was in Warwickshire, not far away though... but it isn't a real real beach, but a good compromise

I know one In Derbyshire

Small Waves and propper sand

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By *he riverdeep69Couple
over a year ago

North west ish

"...mmmm is this a trick question??

It was perhaps a tad impish.

See I had to ask....geography ain't my strong point

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Ogston res

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ogston res "

Haha I would have thought a town lad would say linicare res lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's gonna have to be a hell of a high tide

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

It's gonna have to be a hell of a high tide

Seriously

There is a beach in Derbyshire

Define beach

Sandy cove or shore

Tide nor sea required for beach

I'm actually on my way right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...mmmm is this a trick question??"

Well spotted ...

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By *beefMan
over a year ago

Long eaton

I think there's a beach on the river derwent and river trent but I don't think being nude there would be a good idea lol

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By *inkyman1964Man
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Lots of folks have been going to the Blue Lagoon near Buxton but it's very smelly round there lately!

And not naturist friendly.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

I'm actually at a beach in Derbyshire right now ( smug face)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

beach bar in chesterfield! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Errmmm we don't have beaches"

Alvaston has a beach!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually I Googled 'nudist derbyshire' and the Telegraph newspaper lists six nudist sites! Though many aren't in Derbyshire

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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"Errmmm we don't have beaches

Alvaston has a beach!"

Does it have the sea, lovely golden sandy beach, seaguls and ice cream?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I know off a few big ponds

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Back garden sand pit maybe?

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Errmmm we don't have beaches

Alvaston has a beach!

Does it have the sea, lovely golden sandy beach, seaguls and ice cream?"

The beach I went to had all bar the sea

The sea is not required for a beach to be a beach

Oh and seagulls dont exist

Most see a European herring gull and generically call it a sea gull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you build it, they will come....!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I've got a beach near me in Shrewsbury if that helps.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"Errmmm we don't have beaches

Alvaston has a beach!

Does it have the sea, lovely golden sandy beach, seaguls and ice cream?

The beach I went to had all bar the sea

The sea is not required for a beach to be a beach

It is for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Errmmm we don't have beaches

Alvaston has a beach!

Does it have the sea, lovely golden sandy beach, seaguls and ice cream?

The beach I went to had all bar the sea

The sea is not required for a beach to be a beach

It is for me"

This......

If I've not had fish and chips, been dive-bombed by seagulls and swam in the sea with sewerage I've not had a day at the beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn't derbyshire landlocked

yep

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Isn't derbyshire landlocked

yep

Still has a beach xxx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I've never been to Derbyshire in my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never been to Derbyshire in my life

Why? Don't you like the beach?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

There's plenty of beach space here, whilst we keep it quiet. Derbs has it all and tides are here too. Bring your own salt, if needed.

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By *mandanewtonTV/TS
over a year ago

newton abbot

Matlock Bath is the nearest thing you'll get to the sea in Derbyshire or you could try the blue lagoon st Harper Hill but I'd advise against swimming unless you are partial to an acid bath!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I've never been to Derbyshire in my life

Why? Don't you like the beach?

There's a bit of shingle on the River Derwent near Allestree if that's any good

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By *inkyman1964Man
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"Matlock Bath is the nearest thing you'll get to the sea in Derbyshire or you could try the blue lagoon st Harper Hill but I'd advise against swimming unless you are partial to an acid bath!"

I wouldn't advise going there, the local farmers have sprayed slurry around to put people off.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Matlock Bath is the nearest thing you'll get to the sea in Derbyshire or you could try the blue lagoon st Harper Hill but I'd advise against swimming unless you are partial to an acid bath!"

So glad no one has mentioned my spot it has at least 4 sandy beach coves too

Kids were building sand castles on the shore the other night

May go again tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t even know where that is Fiddles

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I don’t even know where that is Fiddles

It’s near my Nan’s house.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"Errmmm we don't have beaches

Alvaston has a beach!

Does it have the sea, lovely golden sandy beach, seaguls and ice cream?

The beach I went to had all bar the sea

The sea is not required for a beach to be a beach

It is for me

This......

If I've not had fish and chips, been dive-bombed by seagulls and swam in the sea with sewerage I've not had a day at the beach

hahaha.

I think I am the only person who doesn't like beaches to sit on but I think a beach is only a beach if it is by the sea and I can get fish and chips and an ice cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres Bosworth water park / blue lagoon

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