FabSwingers.com forum: My embarrassing moment

By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Just to cheer you all up and tell you how much of a twat I was yesterday.

I was cycling home from work yesterday and I spotted this gorgeous young lady in denim hot pants. Absolutely Wow I thought.

In the process of admiring this lovely lady I failed to spot the parked car in the road , had to suddenly swerve and almost fell ass over tit into the middle of the road .

Said lady found it hilarious and she knew why

I rather sheepishly went home quick .

TWAT !!

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

lol the effects women have on your eye sight whilst perving hey

Hope you didn’t get hurt OP, something to laugh about now though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry but that did make me chuckle x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bloke nearly crashed his car yesterday as he had spotted a woman in lycra hot pants , whoops

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"lol the effects women have on your eye sight whilst perving hey

Hope you didn’t get hurt OP, something to laugh about now though.

In hindsight it was hilarious but extremely embarrassing

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Sorry but that did make me chuckle x"

Glad I could help

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"A bloke nearly crashed his car yesterday as he had spotted a woman in lycra hot pants , whoops

I wonder who that was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crying lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bloke nearly crashed his car yesterday as he had spotted a woman in lycra hot pants , whoops

I wonder who that was

Wasnt me, the bloke behind i could see in my mirror

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"Just to cheer you all up and tell you how much of a twat I was yesterday.

I was cycling home from work yesterday and I spotted this gorgeous young lady in denim hot pants. Absolutely Wow I thought.

In the process of admiring this lovely lady I failed to spot the parked car in the road , had to suddenly swerve and almost fell ass over tit into the middle of the road .

Said lady found it hilarious and she knew why

I rather sheepishly went home quick .

TWAT !!"

u do make me laugh

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over a year ago

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Just to cheer you all up and tell you how much of a twat I was yesterday.

I was cycling home from work yesterday and I spotted this gorgeous young lady in denim hot pants. Absolutely Wow I thought.

In the process of admiring this lovely lady I failed to spot the parked car in the road , had to suddenly swerve and almost fell ass over tit into the middle of the road .

Said lady found it hilarious and she knew why

I rather sheepishly went home quick .

TWAT !!

u do make me laugh

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Thanks

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Crying lol x"

Haha thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m sure she found it flattering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once smashed into the back of a parked black cab on my bike. But unlike you my only excuse was checking for traffic to my right before I rode into it. The other incident on my bike was riding to my mates carrying a cassette tape in a plastic bag over my handle bars. Unfortunately it was swinging about as I rode and managed to get caught between the front forks and the wheel spokes. I was flung straight over the handle bars at a fair speed and landed flat on my back. Fortunately I sustained only minor bruises and grazes in both incidents. I don't know if anyone saw my mishaps but I was seriously embarrassed about both.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Just to cheer you all up and tell you how much of a twat I was yesterday.

I was cycling home from work yesterday and I spotted this gorgeous young lady in denim hot pants. Absolutely Wow I thought.

In the process of admiring this lovely lady I failed to spot the parked car in the road , had to suddenly swerve and almost fell ass over tit into the middle of the road .

Said lady found it hilarious and she knew why

I rather sheepishly went home quick .

TWAT !!"

Hot pants? What era are you from? Visions of Top of the Pops female dance troupes comes to mind......

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I once smashed into the back of a parked black cab on my bike. But unlike you my only excuse was checking for traffic to my right before I rode into it. The other incident on my bike was riding to my mates carrying a cassette tape in a plastic bag over my handle bars. Unfortunately it was swinging about as I rode and managed to get caught between the front forks and the wheel spokes. I was flung straight over the handle bars at a fair speed and landed flat on my back. Fortunately I sustained only minor bruises and grazes in both incidents. I don't know if anyone saw my mishaps but I was seriously embarrassed about both."

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Don't sweat it dude we all lose our shit at the sight of a beautiful woman.

Many years ago I was working at Heathrow airport.

I was airside walking on a footpath alongside a service road and a bus with British airways flight staff was coming past, half a dozen beautiful air hostesses.

The transfer bus had to stop as a lorry was making a turn, I was younger and far better looking back then.

I looked at the ladies and smiled they smiled back exactly at the same time I walked into a large bollard at exactly crotch height straight into my nards.

Looked up to see said women pissing themselves laughing.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Just to cheer you all up and tell you how much of a twat I was yesterday.

I was cycling home from work yesterday and I spotted this gorgeous young lady in denim hot pants. Absolutely Wow I thought.

In the process of admiring this lovely lady I failed to spot the parked car in the road , had to suddenly swerve and almost fell ass over tit into the middle of the road .

Said lady found it hilarious and she knew why

I rather sheepishly went home quick .

TWAT !!

Hot pants? What era are you from? Visions of Top of the Pops female dance troupes comes to mind......"
OK then very short erm ... shorts

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Don't sweat it dude we all lose our shit at the sight of a beautiful woman.

Many years ago I was working at Heathrow airport.

I was airside walking on a footpath alongside a service road and a bus with British airways flight staff was coming past, half a dozen beautiful air hostesses.

The transfer bus had to stop as a lorry was making a turn, I was younger and far better looking back then.

I looked at the ladies and smiled they smiled back exactly at the same time I walked into a large bollard at exactly crotch height straight into my nards.

Looked up to see said women pissing themselves laughing.

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Haha love that

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By *hat BlokeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate

"Just to cheer you all up and tell you how much of a twat I was yesterday.

I was cycling home from work yesterday and I spotted this gorgeous young lady in denim hot pants. Absolutely Wow I thought.

In the process of admiring this lovely lady I failed to spot the parked car in the road , had to suddenly swerve and almost fell ass over tit into the middle of the road .

Said lady found it hilarious and she knew why

I rather sheepishly went home quick .

TWAT !!

Hot pants? What era are you from? Visions of Top of the Pops female dance troupes comes to mind......"

Oh the glory days lol. Remember those top of the pops album covers with lovely young ladies in their hot pants!! Some women need to carry a health warning for drivers and riders - especially in summer!

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By *irewolffMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Haha love it. Womens bums out and about are a cause of distraction.

We spotted a woman walking a dog in gym leggings but the only area on said gym leggings to have spots was all around the arse area of the leggings. Talk about drawing attention on purpose. MrD did notice her! Shocker.....

MsD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh we've all been there dude!

I've walked into a lamppost and a bus shelter before from checking out hot girls.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Oh we've all been there dude!

I've walked into a lamppost and a bus shelter before from checking out hot girls."
Oh yes.

I done the lamppost one many years ago

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Certainly proves where men’s brains are LOL.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha once in my less single days I was in the supermarket and I went up to who I thought was my other half, threw some bits in the basket and put my hand in his back pocket. I then said "mmm let's go home now babe".

Looked up... Was not my other half

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was younger and at a party, one of our friends fell asleep d*unk. As anybody would at that age we got the marker pen out.

A few days later he was telling us, after the party, the next morning, he was late to work and get to get on the tube (I'm not saying which tube) but he told me how this very hot woman was looking at him all through the journey, he was smilling back, she was gigling. He also said as he felt a hugh confidence with women, he glanced at a relexion of himself and to his supprised he still had 'cock sucker' written on his forehead.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"When I was younger and at a party, one of our friends fell asleep d*unk. As anybody would at that age we got the marker pen out.

Lol no shower then yuk. Hilarious though

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Hahaha once in my less single days I was in the supermarket and I went up to who I thought was my other half, threw some bits in the basket and put my hand in his back pocket. I then said "mmm let's go home now babe".

Looked up... Was not my other half

I've done same in a bar, left my boyfriend at the time getting the drinks in while I went to the loo, came back and slapped him on the arse and said do you need a hand?

Guy turned round, wasn't my bf...

I stuttered my apology while bf was sat at a table with our drinks pissing himself laughing.

I didn't have my contact lenses in, that's my excuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exactly why Mr didn’t take his driving test until his 30s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I was younger and at a party, one of our friends fell asleep d*unk. As anybody would at that age we got the marker pen out.

Lol no shower then yuk. Hilarious though

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No he is a photography and the night of the party was summer festival in the city and he was due to be taking pictures the morning after. To be fair, he was still pissed on the way to work. Falling over when he told me though.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'm glad that my car has sensors to detect anything that's in danger of me

. It's so easy to get a little distracted by those who are looking good around us

. I keep my car on automatic sensing at all times, though haven't had it slam the brakes fully on yet, like a worried driving instructor might.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Looked up... Was not my other half

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm glad that my car has sensors to detect anything that's in danger of me

. It's so easy to get a little distracted by those who are looking good around us

. I keep my car on automatic sensing at all times, though haven't had it slam the brakes fully on yet, like a worried driving instructor might. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After risking your life sure she'd have given u her phone number OP?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"After risking your life sure she'd have given u her phone number OP?

I didn't hang around to find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looked up... Was not my other half

that did make me chuckle I would have just run and hid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to the pub toilets and locked my self in as per Covid rules. I thought these toilets are a bit posh for the men’s toilets. Suddenly realised it was the ladies toilet. Quickly got out of there to avoid my blushes. Lucky escape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same when you go into town shopping in summer you just cant concentrate with women in sexy summer clothes and slutty gym leggings. So much camel toe and boobs on show you forget what you went for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ran into the back of a vehicle in Park Lane quite a few years ag ogling a gorgeous vision in Mini skirt complete with knee high white high heeled boots, busted the radiator and had to call out the AA.

Funny now but not at the time

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By *ogan WillowCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Don't sweat it dude we all lose our shit at the sight of a beautiful woman.

Many years ago I was working at Heathrow airport.

I was airside walking on a footpath alongside a service road and a bus with British airways flight staff was coming past, half a dozen beautiful air hostesses.

The transfer bus had to stop as a lorry was making a turn, I was younger and far better looking back then.

I looked at the ladies and smiled they smiled back exactly at the same time I walked into a large bollard at exactly crotch height straight into my nards.

Looked up to see said women pissing themselves laughing.

Something similar, except the bollards were lower and nearly broke my shin. Had to walk it of with a grimace!

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By *ogan WillowCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Walking behind my wife in a large DIY store, her sheer nylon legs on full display. Bloke walking towards us blatantly looking her up and down and all over.

Only at the very last minute did he notice the steel pillar almost touching his nose.

He avoided knocking himself out and gave me a laugh. Could so easily have been me.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

A bloke wrote off a Ducati 888, too busy looking at a woman. Didn't see the milk float, till he was lying on the back of it.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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Well random thread resurrection of the day award goes to my own thread ...

Who knew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well random thread resurrection of the day award goes to my own thread ...

Who knew

I still made me laugh, mostly because the same thing happened to me except I walked into a lampost. Stupid sexy women

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Well random thread resurrection of the day award goes to my own thread ...

Who knew

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Well random thread resurrection of the day award goes to my own thread ...

Who knew

I still made me laugh, mostly because the same thing happened to me except I walked into a lampost. Stupid sexy women

Most guys have at some point tbf

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Well random thread resurrection of the day award goes to my own thread ...

Who knew

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Many many years ago, while walking along the beach in Ibiza, I walked straight into a cactus while double checking a lady on the beach. Lol.

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