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"Good morning Ash! reporting.. sort of on the way of becoming correct. " Good morning Tube rose....please report to my office for an inspection even though you are first poster..... | |||
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"I don't even know what this is..... But do I get spanned if I'm late? If so.... see ya at 1.05pm " I will see you at 1.05 PM | |||
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"I need to see your credentials .... how do we know you’re a major ?" You are very welcome to inspect my credentials floro..... | |||
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"Morning, reporting for duty saaahhh!" Morning Privates......salutes back.... | |||
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"Good morning Major! Reporting for duty " Good morning Corporal DC....I knew I could rely on you being ready for duty... | |||
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"Good morning everyone.... Post here to Major Ash if you're present and correct on the forum today.. Roll call will finish at 1 pm so dont be late!... " good morning,well im present not sure about correct | |||
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"Good morning Ash!! " Good morning lemon....thanks for reporting in.. | |||
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"Good morning Ash! reporting.. sort of on the way of becoming correct. Good morning Tube rose....please report to my office for an inspection even though you are first poster..... The world is just so unfair " I am making us coffee and toast with peanut butter to start the day... | |||
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"I need to see your credentials .... how do we know you’re a major ? You are very welcome to inspect my credentials floro..... " Oh my | |||
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"I guess I'm vaguely sauntering past the parade ground." Good morning...there is plenty of room on the parade ground | |||
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"HELLO Ash Reporting in with SunRay glorious at my location. OUT. " Morning private sigma......have a great day... | |||
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"I am about but I just cannot keep up with you lot, being a newbie on here! " Welcome scarpeta to the Tuesday forum roll call thread...I love to see newbies on the forum... | |||
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"Good morning everyone.... Post here to Major Ash if you're present and correct on the forum today.. Roll call will finish at 1 pm so dont be late!... good morning,well im present not sure about correct " Good morning Kelly....nice to see you on the forum again | |||
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"Present and correct sir " Good morning lulah....thanks for reporting in... | |||
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"Hey Ash, I’m here and ready for a workout " Morning corporal incandescent...can you give me a few laps around the parade ground to start with.... | |||
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"Nice to see your private’s are on parade! Good morning xx" Good morning good night......there are lots of privates on parade! x | |||
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"Sir, yes Sir. 2nd Lieutenant Dayna all present and mainly correct. I'm just heading into No Man's Land. Geronimo. " | |||
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"Hey Ash, I’m here and ready for a workout Morning corporal incandescent...can you give me a few laps around the parade ground to start with.... " That would actually feel really good and I’ll bring bacon butties afterwards | |||
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"Good morning everyone.... Post here to Major Ash if you're present and correct on the forum today.. Roll call will finish at 1 pm so dont be late!... good morning,well im present not sure about correct Good morning Kelly....nice to see you on the forum again " aww thank you x | |||
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"Sir, yes Sir. 2nd Lieutenant Dayna all present and mainly correct. I'm just heading into No Man's Land. Geronimo. " Good morning 2nd lieutenant Dana....good luck with your mission into no man's land | |||
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"I'm here xx" Good morning indigo....are you ready for duty? x | |||
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"I'm here but as usual I won't be doing as I'm told. " | |||
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"I'm here but as usual I won't be doing as I'm told. " Morning lance corporal Lorna... This is very much true!.... | |||
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"Present and correct Anabelle reporting " Thanks for reporting in Annabelle...are you ready for duty?... | |||
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"Present and correct Sir!" Salutes back to Lisa..... | |||
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"Here! " Good morning private......Happy Tuesday... | |||
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"Morning, Here " Morning dynamic...have a great day... | |||
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"Hey Ash, I’m here and ready for a workout Morning corporal incandescent...can you give me a few laps around the parade ground to start with.... That would actually feel really good and I’ll bring bacon butties afterwards " We will work up an appetite | |||
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"Bore da Major Ash " Bore da peaches and cream...I hope you have a fab Tuesday | |||
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"Ground control to Major Ash. The Mac Lass is present and almost correct." Gooooood mooorning mac lass.....major Ash is receiving you loud and clear....over..... | |||
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"Funtimes reporting for duty " Morning funtimes.....thanks for reporting in.... | |||
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"I'm here xx Good morning indigo....are you ready for duty? x" Ready and waiting x | |||
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"I'm here xx Good morning indigo....are you ready for duty? x" Ready and waiting x | |||
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"Present and correct Anabelle reporting Thanks for reporting in Annabelle...are you ready for duty?... " I was born ready | |||
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"Morning Ash......just about here and present I think. First coffee will sort me out " Good morning private toxic...one coffee coming right up.... | |||
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"Morning Ash Sir! Presently correct!" Morning private Mat........salutes back.... | |||
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"All present and correct here Sir Mrs J x" Good morning Mrs J.....thanks for reporting in....x | |||
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"Standing to attention present and correct " Thanks for reporting in FG... | |||
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"All present and correct " Morning cookie.....are you ready for duty today?.... | |||
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"Corporal Chunky standing to attention. " Morning corporal chunky....can you stand at the back of the parade please! | |||
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"Present and correct ! How are you Ash? X" Good morning DandLB....I'm doing great thank you...were just off out for a walk in the sun soon....I hope you are both well x | |||
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"Morning Ash I’m here and reporting for duty " Good morning busty...can you please report to my office for inspection | |||
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"Morning everyone " Good morning fetish.... | |||
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"Morning to all! I’m slightly present and definitely not correct this morning " Good afternoon pixie......I had a feeling that was that case... | |||
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"Good morning fabsters " Afternoon foxy....hope you have a lovely day | |||
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"Here sir. " Salutes back to A200 | |||
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"Good morning all.... the sun's out, so bum's out! " Afternoon Kat...I hope your bum doesn't get burnt | |||
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"Bringing up the rear and happy to do so. Present and correct Sir. " Good afternoon knotts....I like your position on the parade ground | |||
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"All present and correct Ash! " Afternoon curious cats.....thanks for reporting in for duty | |||
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"Good morning all.... the sun's out, so bum's out! Afternoon Kat...I hope your bum doesn't get burnt " Lol no it's covered at the moment xx | |||
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"Private Spent reporting for duty Sir" Afternoon private spent....you have passed inspection | |||
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"I feel that I must keep my eyes open if a major is wishing me good morning. " Good morning | |||
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"Morning Ash I’m here and reporting for duty Good morning busty...can you please report to my office for inspection " On my way | |||
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"Good morning Ash, _nnocentlycorrupt present and correct...apparently " Good afternooon innocently..at least you are correct | |||
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"Present and somewhat correct " Afternoon sophie.....somewhat correct is a good start... | |||
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"Morning ash here and reporting for duty " Afternoon wookie.....I hope it's not too hot during today's parade | |||
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"Hello ash did you enjoy your birthday xx" I had a lovely birthday thank you Kat and got to see my mum for first time in 3 months x | |||
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"Morning Mr ash quiet but worrying day as daughter in hospital awaiting a operation" Afternoon Voddy...I hope your daughters operation goes well x | |||
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"Morning ash here and reporting for duty Afternoon wookie.....I hope it's not too hot during today's parade " bit hot and sweaty sir permission to remove shirt and carry on sir | |||
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"Good morning Major Ash I am not present or correct today but I wanted to say hello " Hello Compersion....always a pleasure to see you | |||
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"Afternoon Ash, present and ready for "inspection"!!" Afternoon private Jonny....you have passed today's inspection | |||
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"Morning Ash I’m here and reporting for duty Good morning busty...can you please report to my office for inspection On my way " This could take a couple of hours | |||
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"Morning ash here and reporting for duty Afternoon wookie.....I hope it's not too hot during today's parade bit hot and sweaty sir permission to remove shirt and carry on sir" Permission to remove shirt granted. As its getting hot the ladies are very welcome to take their tops off too... | |||
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"Good morning xx" Good afternoon lolly.....thanks for reporting in x | |||
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"Morning ash here and reporting for duty Afternoon wookie.....I hope it's not too hot during today's parade bit hot and sweaty sir permission to remove shirt and carry on sir Permission to remove shirt granted. As its getting hot the ladies are very welcome to take their tops off too... " the top is off sir though with my chest hair it still looks like I'm wearing a jumper lol | |||
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"I’m here " Afternoon Jaime....are you ready for duty?.... | |||
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"Cpl foxy Reporting for duty Major Ash SIR " Afternoon corporal foxy....I was wondering where you were! | |||
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"Barely alive after an all morning MDT meeting. Afternoon! " Afternoon chill out....... | |||
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"Morning Ash I’m here and reporting for duty Good morning busty...can you please report to my office for inspection On my way This could take a couple of hours " Please be gentle on me this time | |||
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"Cpl foxy Reporting for duty Major Ash SIR Afternoon corporal foxy....I was wondering where you were! " Just now seen the thread, better late then never. I was never late when I was in the army. I need to improve my time on here though lol | |||
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"Morning Ash I’m here and reporting for duty Good morning busty...can you please report to my office for inspection On my way This could take a couple of hours Please be gentle on me this time " if he isnt gentle b I will give you a cuddle after | |||
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"Some fucker keeps booking meetings in my calendar today!" How very inconsiderate of them | |||
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"Popping in for a while " Good to see you | |||
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"Morning Ash I’m here and reporting for duty Good morning busty...can you please report to my office for inspection On my way This could take a couple of hours Please be gentle on me this time if he isnt gentle b I will give you a cuddle after " So kind WD | |||
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"Morning Ash I’m here and reporting for duty Good morning busty...can you please report to my office for inspection On my way This could take a couple of hours Please be gentle on me this time if he isnt gentle b I will give you a cuddle after So kind WD hope you got your factor 50 on today it's a hot one xxx" | |||
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"Morning Ash I’m here and reporting for duty Good morning busty...can you please report to my office for inspection On my way This could take a couple of hours Please be gentle on me this time if he isnt gentle b I will give you a cuddle after So kind WD hope you got your factor 50 on today it's a hot one xxx" I’m curled up on the sofa with a blanket around me still not 100% feeling better but getting there | |||
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"Morning Ash I’m here and reporting for duty Good morning busty...can you please report to my office for inspection On my way This could take a couple of hours Please be gentle on me this time if he isnt gentle b I will give you a cuddle after So kind WD hope you got your factor 50 on today it's a hot one xxx I’m curled up on the sofa with a blanket around me still not 100% feeling better but getting there " awwwww b sending you big cuddles xxxxx | |||
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"2 minutes to go and I'm checking in and I'm so happy!!! I'm correct, I'm present and I'm epic. " Yes that you are. | |||
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"Hello ash did you enjoy your birthday xx I had a lovely birthday thank you Kat and got to see my mum for first time in 3 months x" Ahhhh that is fantastic news x | |||
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