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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

There was once a wee slug name of Gail,

Homeless and broke, such was her sad tale,

Then a philanthropist mouse

Went and bought her a house

And now overjoyed Gail is a snail!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a man from Bel Air

Who was doing his wife on the stair

But the banister broke

So he doubled his stroke

And finished her off in mid-air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She stood at the bridge at midnight,

Her lips were all a quiver,

She gave a cough,

Her head fell off,

And floated down the river.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young man from Gosham.

Who took out his balls to wash em.

His mother said Jack.

If you don't put em back.

I'll stand on the buggas and squash em.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary had a little lamb,

it jumped onto a pylon,

3,000 volts went up its arse,

And turned it's balls to Nylon.

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By *adyH and GrissomCouple
over a year ago

Llantarnum

There was a young man from Devises

Who had bollocks of different sizes

One was so small it was no ball at all

But the other was huge and won prizes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a man from Brazil

Who swallowed a dynamite pill

His heart retired, his bum backfired and his balls shot over the hill.

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

There once was a girl from Madras

Who rolled with a monk in the grass

She lifted his smock

And tickled his cock

'Till it foamed like a bottle of Bass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Auntie Mary had a Canary,

Up the leg of her drawers,

When she farted,

Out it darted,

Through the front of the door!

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

There was monk from Siberia

Whose morals were a little inferior

He did to a nun

Something he shouldn't have done

And now she's a mother superior

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

There was an old King in Siam

He said "women, I don't give a damn

But a fat-bottomed boy

Is my pride and joy

They call me a bugger. I am"

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A strange young fellow from Leeds

Rashly swallowed a package of seeds.

Great tufts of fine grass

Sprouted out of his ass

And his balls were covered with w e e d s.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Jack and Jill went up the hill

For their daily hour outside

Jill sucked on his cock

Till it was hard as a rock

Then laid on her back to be fill(ed)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a young man called Puck

Who found himself down on his luck

He signed up to Fabswingers

Caught a dose from a minger

And now he just can't get a friend request.

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