FabSwingers.com forum: Do you inspect you bum hole?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Following on from a conversation on here, someone said they inspect their bum hole (it may or may not have been inspired by hotpics)

Do you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obviously. Gotta make sure there’s no shit stuck to my bumhole hair.

It’s why my mirror was dirty for so long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure how I would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..you beautiful woman

Take a photo of it or close inspection in a magnified mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Obviously. Gotta make sure there’s no shit stuck to my bumhole hair.

It’s why my mirror was dirty for so long. "

You killed it ahahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about enema ladies ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

..you beautiful woman

Take a photo of it or close inspection in a magnified mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you say inspect!! Is there a checkkist?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you say inspect!! Is there a checkkist?

Maybe you should write one

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By *ensual 2Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

No but Ben does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*list!! Imagine the army had to do that!! Ready for inspection Sir!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you say inspect!! Is there a checkkist?

More like an how to do it list ... First get naked

Second place yourself on top of a mirroir

Third spread your chicks ...

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By *ovestrap69TV/TS
over a year ago

Croydon

..you beautiful woman

Take a photo of it or close inspection in a magnified mirror

???

I'd rather do a close up inspection...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you say inspect!! Is there a checkkist?

More like an how to do it list ... First get naked

Second place yourself on top of a mirroir

Third spread your chicks ..."

Fourth post on fab and get a second opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you say inspect!! Is there a checkkist?

Maybe you should write one

Maybe I should? Hmmmm...

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Not in the habbit of looking at mine but quite often on all fours during sex and have been told often it is lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, that's my job!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not in the habbit of looking at mine but quite often on all fours during sex and have been told often it is lovely."

By the look of your pictures I would agree with you I probably look lovely and nit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not in the habbit of looking at mine but quite often on all fours during sex and have been told often it is lovely."

Should I be offended that no one has ever said that to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about enema ladies ?"

Keep your friends close but your enemas closer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do if ive a meet arranged lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about enema ladies ?

Keep your friends close but your enemas closer. "

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By *r_BlueEyesMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I do every now and then just to see whats going on down there. I think everything is in order

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By *ave_diamondMan
over a year ago

Rhyd-y-foel

yes, especially if your going to be rimmed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha not generally, but I would check a photo before posting it!

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Will this start a bum hole photo challenge lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP you have a lovely anus

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP you have a lovely anus"

Shhh, don’t tell everyone you’ve inspected it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol nope

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Can honestly say I have never seen mine.

On another forum there was a thread where people took pictures of theirs encouraged by a well known forumite on here. Sadly I couldn’t get the angle.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"OP you have a lovely anus"

This

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP you have a lovely anus

This

NEVER trusting you lot with my bum hole again

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I have inspected many bums in my time. Holes, no.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"OP you have a lovely anus

This

NEVER trusting you lot with my bum hole again "

Never told you to. We grow, we learn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..you beautiful woman

Take a photo of it or close inspection in a magnified mirror

I’m still laughing..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP you have a lovely anus

This

NEVER trusting you lot with my bum hole again

Never told you to. We grow, we learn.

I’ll still fall for your charm and good looks next time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

..you beautiful woman

Take a photo of it or close inspection in a magnified mirror

I’m still laughing..

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP you have a lovely anus

This

NEVER trusting you lot with my bum hole again

Never told you to. We grow, we learn.

I’ll still fall for your charm and good looks next time

I just wanna touch it, one last time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to give them a good baby wiping before my tongue goes near it :P

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

A mirror, miners lamp and industrial rubber gloves

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP you have a lovely anus

This

NEVER trusting you lot with my bum hole again

Never told you to. We grow, we learn.

I’ll still fall for your charm and good looks next time

I just wanna touch it, one last time "

Oh alright, but only because it’s you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With friends like these who needs enemas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*list!! Imagine the army had to do that!! Ready for inspection Sir!!!"

They used to inspect them during police recruitment to see if they’d been entered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With friends like these who needs enemas "

Talking about your friends bottle of gin ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They’ll tell you anything in that situation lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They’ll tell you anything in that situation lol"

Well I will listen then ...

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

Willing to volunteer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP you have a lovely anus

This

NEVER trusting you lot with my bum hole again

Never told you to. We grow, we learn.

I’ll still fall for your charm and good looks next time

I just wanna touch it, one last time

Oh alright, but only because it’s you

Entrust it to me, I'll inspect on a regular basis!! FOC!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"OP you have a lovely anus

This

NEVER trusting you lot with my bum hole again

Never told you to. We grow, we learn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Obviously. Gotta make sure there’s no shit stuck to my bumhole hair.

It’s why my mirror was dirty for so long. "
sounds like someone does'nt wipe their botty properly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Obviously. Gotta make sure there’s no shit stuck to my bumhole hair.

It’s why my mirror was dirty for so long. sounds like someone does'nt wipe their botty properly!

You’re supposed to wipe?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Obviously. Gotta make sure there’s no shit stuck to my bumhole hair.

It’s why my mirror was dirty for so long. sounds like someone does'nt wipe their botty properly!

You’re supposed to wipe?"

I thought wiping was gay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ummm, inspecting for what?!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I've checked it out post wax before so see how beautifully smooth my bum crack is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*list!! Imagine the army had to do that!! Ready for inspection Sir!!!

They used to inspect them during police recruitment to see if they’d been entered"

How could they tell?..

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By *utualpleasure42Man
over a year ago

carmarthen

I like feeling my smooth butthole

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By *icplshropsCouple
over a year ago

Rock

"Following on from a conversation on here, someone said they inspect their bum hole (it may or may not have been inspired by hotpics)

Do you? "

I don’t inspect, but wash it after I’ve been to the loo. Doesn’t that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I've lost my geiger counter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, I've lost my geiger counter."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've checked it out post wax before so see how beautifully smooth my bum crack is

You told me it's beautiful but I'm yet to see the proof!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I've checked it out post wax before so see how beautifully smooth my bum crack is

You told me it's beautiful but I'm yet to see the proof!"

You'll have to come and see for yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've checked it out post wax before so see how beautifully smooth my bum crack is

You told me it's beautiful but I'm yet to see the proof!

You'll have to come and see for yourself

If it's as beautiful as the rumours say, I might just cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like feeling my smooth butthole "

I can see why you like it.

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By *ovestrap69TV/TS
over a year ago

Croydon

"Not in the habbit of looking at mine but quite often on all fours during sex and have been told often it is lovely.

Should I be offended that no one has ever said that to me

No don't be offended.

You have an amazing ass.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not in the habbit of looking at mine but quite often on all fours during sex and have been told often it is lovely.

Should I be offended that no one has ever said that to me

No don't be offended.

You have an amazing ass. "

Haha! Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I shave x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was in the cub scouts and we went on a camping trip the older boys held a torchlight bum fluff inspection.

I think a psychiatrist might trace some of my problems back to this point in life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who wants to inspect mine ?

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to inspect mine ?

Any day. Deep thorough inspection with my tongue x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just saw this thread start up again and wondered if anyone has seen mine anywhere? I think i dropped it in here last week and haven’t seen it since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just saw this thread start up again and wondered if anyone has seen mine anywhere? I think i dropped it in here last week and haven’t seen it since

I think Hippy may have hidden it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just saw this thread start up again and wondered if anyone has seen mine anywhere? I think i dropped it in here last week and haven’t seen it since

I think Hippy may have hidden it

I'll keep a very close eye out for it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to inspect mine ?

I'm thinking of going into business as a bumhole inspector!! Want to be my first client? FOC for my first customer!

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By *ovestrap69TV/TS
over a year ago

Croydon

"Who wants to inspect mine ?

With pleasure..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about enema ladies ?"

Da da der da Der de der der

Enema

Dat dada daaaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby’s got a drain camera form an orderly que no pushing or shoving lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. Never.

Could not say what it looks like other than a balloon knot.

Why?

It is not something I can change, so what if I didnt like it? I wouls get a complex over something totally unchangeable

Possibly resulting in not wanting doggy ever again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. Never.

Could not say what it looks like other than a balloon knot.

Why?

It is not something I can change, so what if I didnt like it? I wouls get a complex over something totally unchangeable

Possibly resulting in not wanting doggy ever again."

I can inspect it for you free of charge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. Never.

Could not say what it looks like other than a balloon knot.

Why?

It is not something I can change, so what if I didnt like it? I wouls get a complex over something totally unchangeable

Possibly resulting in not wanting doggy ever again.

I can inspect it for you free of charge

Oh how noble and generous of you

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I can tell you mine is perfect, its neat, tidy and hair free and if anyone who can get past my filters wants to offer to check it in person then feel free to offer your services

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It's his job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. Never.

Could not say what it looks like other than a balloon knot.

Why?

It is not something I can change, so what if I didnt like it? I wouls get a complex over something totally unchangeable

Possibly resulting in not wanting doggy ever again.

I can inspect it for you free of charge

Oh how noble and generous of you

I know, usually there's a queue of 500 women, you got the special offer

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By *nal-FunMan
over a year ago

London & Leeds

I have a doctorate in bumhole inspection. I use some very advanced and novel techniques. Any women looking to be examined, please book an appointment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How can one inspect ones own bumhole?

Bottom rib removal perhaps?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"How can one inspect ones own bumhole?

Bottom rib removal perhaps?"

A mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will once I get round to it, no time

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By *ovestrap69TV/TS
over a year ago

Croydon

"No. Never.

Could not say what it looks like other than a balloon knot.

Why?

It is not something I can change, so what if I didnt like it? I wouls get a complex over something totally unchangeable

Possibly resulting in not wanting doggy ever again."

Balloon knot hmm

I. Rememebr always have the knot end of the balloon in my mouth and play with it with my tongue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No but Ben does

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By *ovestrap69TV/TS
over a year ago

Croydon

"No but Ben does

Lucky man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just inspected mine. There’s a slight rash, but I’m sure it’ll disappear soon enough. Thanks OP for the weekly reminder to check it

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Nobby Stiles.. Due to birthing.. Got off lightly compared to some of my mates it apparently!

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