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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I went a house party over the weekend and i overheard a lady say to another lady when is the baby due ? Imagine the silence when she said i aint pregant so anyone else got a moment like this . I had to walk off . To be honest she didnt look at all like she was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol i had something a bit like that when i had my sprog, was going to the shop and some woman said to me...havnt you had that baby yet? and i replied yes i have her 2 days ago lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol i had something a bit like that when i had my sprog, was going to the shop and some woman said to me...havnt you had that baby yet? and i replied yes i have her 2 days ago lol"

same happened to me a week afterwards i just turned and pointed to the hubby who had him in his arms, never seen someone turn red so quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it took me a few days for my baby bump to disappear,

i was kinda the other way round i didn't see my baby bump until i found out i was pregnant (33 weeks) and then it was sooooo obvious, how non of my friends didn't point out to me that i might have been cooking a bun in my oven i dont know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I visited a new client and asked how she was. Replying hot and ready to drop I was a little confused.

When pointed out she was 2 seeks away from giving birth I felt a little awkward that I hadn't noticed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nan was asked for directions once by a lady. Nan said can you see the sign at the end of the road? Lady said no I'm blind!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

How long have you got.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i cant see your cock from the rug around it , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in a club a long long time ago with some girl friends, we had been on the wine as we were getting ready to leave a bloke said to his partner 'ergh where are these blisters from on my dick' that was it, we giggled :O He went red and fled, she gave us the dirty look but I mean, some conversations couples should have in private

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By *appyprivateMan
over a year ago

Blackburn

"...so you might want to get tested!"

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By *oLfEnStEiN619Man
over a year ago

Billingham

I seen a lad once ready to cop off with someone he met in a nightclub. He tried so hard got her, and he was talking to his mate. Music was blasting so couldn't hear them and just as the music went quiet his mate said "good job you got the all clear then."

Everyone just looked at him and could of swore I saw him shrink. Not surprising she quickly left.

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