FabSwingers.com forum: Marry me now!

By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

It's a slow Sunday afternoon and I'm a lil bit bored.

Let's get married, give it a week and if it doesn't work out we can get a Boris quickie divorce?

Let's live dangerously!

Any takers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do

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By *airyChestedDaveMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Go on then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A meaningful week long relationship? Perfect.

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

Aw... I was going to say yes when I saw the AC/DC t-shirt but the pink wellies is a no sorry

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

What’s in it for me?

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Aye why not. I’ve a week off work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I do "

Front of the queue with that bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want the tv in the divorce though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do

Front of the queue with that bottom

For better, for arse

In sickness and in health....

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Go on then lol"

Twist your arm, hey?

Such enthusiasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a bit busy the next couple of weeks but can I book you for a week of marriage in mid July?

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"A meaningful week long relationship? Perfect. "

You ok with the Prenup?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It's a slow Sunday afternoon and I'm a lil bit bored.

Let's get married, give it a week and if it doesn't work out we can get a Boris quickie divorce?

Let's live dangerously!

Any takers?

Sounds like fun. Yes please

Social distance honeymoon or are we playing it dangerously?

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

I cant marry someone that wears socks to bed, its a deal breaker for me im afraid!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Aw... I was going to say yes when I saw the AC/DC t-shirt but the pink wellies is a no sorry

Ah and I was going to wear the wellies on our wedding night too...never mind

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

I divorced from Boris so now i'm oficial single

Who wants to merry me

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"What’s in it for me?

A week you'll remember for the rest of your life...if only for my snoring!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See Ash this is how you do it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See Ash this is how you do it!

Can I be bridesmaid?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See Ash this is how you do it!

Can I be bridesmaid?

Absolutely.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Nope, never, ever. I know too many guys whose women just got rid without a care in the world.

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

You'll have to sign a pre nup, the biscuits stay with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on, anyone want to take me up the aisle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on, anyone want to take me up the aisle

Aisle wasn't a typo was it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks.. i tried it once and didn't like it

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Aye why not. I’ve a week off work. "

Yay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a slow Sunday afternoon and I'm a lil bit bored.

Let's get married, give it a week and if it doesn't work out we can get a Boris quickie divorce?

Let's live dangerously!

Any takers?

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Absolutely, lets get married, In my best Proclaimers voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok so my proposal acceptance was ignored, so, if i get a new hat,can i come to the wedding? And will there be a buffet?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Can we just do Monday-Wednesday as I've plans for the rest of the week

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I'd love to

Oooh, the honeymoon might be a staycation but I'm ok with that

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull

No plans for this week apart from work. I'll take a chance. You better not be one of those "I've got a headache" kind of women though

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By *airyChestedDaveMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Ok so my proposal acceptance was ignored, so, if i get a new hat,can i come to the wedding? And will there be a buffet?"

Fancy a dance in the dance floor bellaseas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm already married, the wife played a forum game once and didn't read the small print, shhhhh, she doesn't know so dont tell her.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I want the tv in the divorce though!"

Check the small print on the prenup...I get the electrical goods, you get the kids and the leaky hot tub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok so my proposal acceptance was ignored, so, if i get a new hat,can i come to the wedding? And will there be a buffet?

Fancy a dance in the dance floor bellaseas

Handbag down and I'm ready!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Can we have hair clippers on the present list?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love to

Oooh, the honeymoon might be a staycation but I'm ok with that

Perfect!

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By *picyrodMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

On one knee x

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I’m a bit busy the next couple of weeks but can I book you for a week of marriage in mid July?

Mmmn...let me check my diary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then, as long as it's half shares on the wedding gifts

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"It's a slow Sunday afternoon and I'm a lil bit bored.

Let's get married, give it a week and if it doesn't work out we can get a Boris quickie divorce?

Let's live dangerously!

Any takers?

Sounds like fun. Yes please

Social distance honeymoon or are we playing it dangerously? "

Well it will probably be bunk beds tbh, just to be safe.

Top or bottom

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By *airyChestedDaveMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Ok so my proposal acceptance was ignored, so, if i get a new hat,can i come to the wedding? And will there be a buffet?

Fancy a dance in the dance floor bellaseas

Handbag down and I'm ready!"

????????????

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By *airyChestedDaveMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Ok so my proposal acceptance was ignored, so, if i get a new hat,can i come to the wedding? And will there be a buffet?

Fancy a dance in the dance floor bellaseas

Handbag down and I'm ready!

????????????"

I thought the dancing emoji would work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A meaningful week long relationship? Perfect.

You ok with the Prenup?

You're not having my books, records or clothes, You're welcome to the rest...

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I cant marry someone that wears socks to bed, its a deal breaker for me im afraid! "

What about a compromise, I just wear one sock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then, wait, can i be married to two women at once?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It's a slow Sunday afternoon and I'm a lil bit bored.

Let's get married, give it a week and if it doesn't work out we can get a Boris quickie divorce?

Let's live dangerously!

Any takers?

Sounds like fun. Yes please

Social distance honeymoon or are we playing it dangerously?

Well it will probably be bunk beds tbh, just to be safe.

Top or bottom

Bottom, I'd be scared of collapsing the top bunk.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I divorced from Boris so now i'm oficial single

Who wants to merry me

Let's do it!

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

"I cant marry someone that wears socks to bed, its a deal breaker for me im afraid!

What about a compromise, I just wear one sock?"
i will consider your compromise!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"You'll have to sign a pre nup, the biscuits stay with me."

Deal.You can have the biscuits, I'll have the cake....it's a win/win

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

"I cant marry someone that wears socks to bed, its a deal breaker for me im afraid!

What about a compromise, I just wear one sock? i will consider your compromise!"

After careful consideration I will only agree to the 1 sock as long as its just an ankle sock!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Go on, anyone want to take me up the aisle

Another delightful bottom

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"It's a slow Sunday afternoon and I'm a lil bit bored.

Let's get married, give it a week and if it doesn't work out we can get a Boris quickie divorce?

Let's live dangerously!

Any takers?

Absolutely, lets get married, In my best Proclaimers voice

Whoop! We can use Hula Hoops for rings

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By *J GeminiTV/TS
over a year ago

Northumberland

I would love to marry you

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Sorry, my divorce hasn't come through yet.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Yeah x

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

"I want the tv in the divorce though!"

Can I not choose which one I go with?

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Ok so my proposal acceptance was ignored, so, if i get a new hat,can i come to the wedding? And will there be a buffet?"

Deffo be a buffet, wife to be

I want pineapple and cheese on sticks, the rest you can choose

What kind of wedding cake do you fancy

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