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By *igbits OP Man
over a year ago

Skipton

So you come to my house on your lunch break and find me naked waiting for you. What would you do to me as you don't have long but your dying for sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this was about a queue for the ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would I come to your house ?

I’m going to his house instead ^^^

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By *occerstar579Man
over a year ago

norwich

"So you come to my house on your lunch break and find me naked waiting for you. What would you do to me as you don't have long but your dying for sex"

Not sure this will get the answers you looking for. Its their lunch break for gods sake. Make them so lovely food!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"So you come to my house on your lunch break and find me naked waiting for you. What would you do to me as you don't have long but your dying for sex"

Sod that! If I was on lunch break I’d stay where I was and just make the most the peace n quiet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So you come to my house on your lunch break and find me naked waiting for you. What would you do to me as you don't have long but your dying for sex"

Weigh it up and ask you to make me a sausage sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I’d just grab a McDonald’s drive through instead and use my lipstick vibrator in the car.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"So you come to my house on your lunch break and find me naked waiting for you. What would you do to me as you don't have long but your dying for sex

Not sure this will get the answers you looking for. Its their lunch break for gods sake. Make them so lovely food!"

This is a much better idea

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"So you come to my house on your lunch break and find me naked waiting for you. What would you do to me as you don't have long but your dying for sex"

Tie you up. Help myself to some food for lunch. Leave your front door open as I leave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“How did I get here? This isn’t Burger King”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So you come to my house on your lunch break and find me naked waiting for you. What would you do to me as you don't have long but your dying for sex"

Lunch or sex, sorry boss but lunch wins everytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice cubicle pic.....

Fancy a bum....?

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By *occerstar579Man
over a year ago

norwich

"So you come to my house on your lunch break and find me naked waiting for you. What would you do to me as you don't have long but your dying for sex

Not sure this will get the answers you looking for. Its their lunch break for gods sake. Make them so lovely food!

This is a much better idea

And serve a great lunch to satisfy the appetite and with a bit of sparkle and flirt make sure they set off back to work wanting to come back for evening dinner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew this thread was gonna be savage

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"So you come to my house on your lunch break and find me naked waiting for you. What would you do to me as you don't have long but your dying for sex"

I'd go sit at the table and eat my lunch.

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By *attooBBWWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Typical, a man thinks a woman should give up her lunch break to travel to him, satisfy him and miss out on her meal deal and a well deserved break.

Fuck that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ruh roooohhhh

My satnav took me shopping instead....

Sorry about that!

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By *attooBBWWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"ruh roooohhhh

My satnav took me shopping instead....

Sorry about that!

oops I was relying on your for directions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ruh roooohhhh

My satnav took me shopping instead....

Sorry about that!

oops I was relying on your for directions "

To the nearest outlet village? I'm yer mate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d eat my lunch

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By *attooBBWWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"ruh roooohhhh

My satnav took me shopping instead....

Sorry about that!

oops I was relying on your for directions

To the nearest outlet village? I'm yer mate!

Yaaaas sounds like far more fun!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"ruh roooohhhh

My satnav took me shopping instead....

Sorry about that!

oops I was relying on your for directions

To the nearest outlet village? I'm yer mate!

Yaaaas sounds like far more fun!"

Can I get a lift ladies?

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I love my food so lunch

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

I get hangry.

Without doubt I'd eat my lunch and leave you where you were.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"ruh roooohhhh

My satnav took me shopping instead....

Sorry about that!

I’d pass up lunch for shoe shopping any time.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Lunch break......what is one of those????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't eat lunch but I still ain't coming over on my break

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Going as planned op ?

You'd be better off leaving a trail of cake crumbs to lure them to your house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So you come to my house on your lunch break and find me naked waiting for you. What would you do to me as you don't have long but your dying for sex"

No thanks.

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By *igbits OP Man
over a year ago

Skipton

"Typical, a man thinks a woman should give up her lunch break to travel to him, satisfy him and miss out on her meal deal and a well deserved break.

I said she was dying for sex

Fuck that. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Typical, a man thinks a woman should give up her lunch break to travel to him, satisfy him and miss out on her meal deal and a well deserved break.

I said she was dying for sex

Fuck that. "

Ok, so us girls have decided, shopping and a 3 quid meal deal from Tesco's is far more appealing!

Sory about that, OP!

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By *he riverdeep69Couple
over a year ago

North west ish

"So you come to my house on your lunch break and find me naked waiting for you. What would you do to me as you don't have long but your dying for sex"

Make myself a brew, sit down, open my butty, eat my butty, drink my brew, have some crisps, realise you are there - bollock naked looking a bit desperate, ask you if you wanna crack one out, think that was disappointing - I was more impressed by a M&S butty, say bye and leave.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Typical, a man thinks a woman should give up her lunch break to travel to him, satisfy him and miss out on her meal deal and a well deserved break.

I said she was dying for sex

Fuck that. "

Trust me, I highly doubt anyone would choose your option over their only opportunity to eat during the work day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“How did I get here? This isn’t Burger King” "

I love that song by Talking Heads.

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By *teviex00Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

I love this thread. It perfectly demonstrates the difference between the sexes. If a woman had posted the original message, all the replies would be lewd, suggestive, and with no mention of food! Us poor men deserve sympathy, we are at the mercy of our need to procreate. Whereas you women are level-headed and in control of yourselves. OK, I'll take my tongue out of my cheek now...

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"I love this thread. It perfectly demonstrates the difference between the sexes. If a woman had posted the original message, all the replies would be lewd, suggestive, and with no mention of food! Us poor men deserve sympathy, we are at the mercy of our need to procreate. Whereas you women are level-headed and in control of yourselves. OK, I'll take my tongue out of my cheek now..."

It might have been tongue in cheek but I think it was on the money

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I only get 30 mins

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I only get 30 mins

Well you're no good then I need at least 33 minutes

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I only get 30 mins

What are you going to do for the other 26?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I only get 30 mins

Well you're no good then I need at least 33 minutes

For you I'll take me 15 mins personal time as well. Maybe we could do it twice

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I only get 30 mins

What are you going to do for the other 26?

Weep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would I come to your house ?

I’m going to his house instead ^^^"

Hahaha brilliant answer!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I only get 30 mins

What are you going to do for the other 26?

Weep "

I've got plenty of tissues

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I only get 30 mins

What are you going to do for the other 26?

Weep

I've got plenty of tissues

You'd need them..there would be plenty to mop up

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