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"So you come to my house on your lunch break and find me naked waiting for you. What would you do to me as you don't have long but your dying for sex" Not sure this will get the answers you looking for. Its their lunch break for gods sake. Make them so lovely food! | |||
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"So you come to my house on your lunch break and find me naked waiting for you. What would you do to me as you don't have long but your dying for sex" Sod that! If I was on lunch break I’d stay where I was and just make the most the peace n quiet | |||
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"So you come to my house on your lunch break and find me naked waiting for you. What would you do to me as you don't have long but your dying for sex Not sure this will get the answers you looking for. Its their lunch break for gods sake. Make them so lovely food!" This is a much better idea | |||
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"So you come to my house on your lunch break and find me naked waiting for you. What would you do to me as you don't have long but your dying for sex" Tie you up. Help myself to some food for lunch. Leave your front door open as I leave. | |||
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"So you come to my house on your lunch break and find me naked waiting for you. What would you do to me as you don't have long but your dying for sex" Lunch or sex, sorry boss but lunch wins everytime | |||
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"So you come to my house on your lunch break and find me naked waiting for you. What would you do to me as you don't have long but your dying for sex Not sure this will get the answers you looking for. Its their lunch break for gods sake. Make them so lovely food! This is a much better idea " And serve a great lunch to satisfy the appetite and with a bit of sparkle and flirt make sure they set off back to work wanting to come back for evening dinner! | |||
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"So you come to my house on your lunch break and find me naked waiting for you. What would you do to me as you don't have long but your dying for sex" I'd go sit at the table and eat my lunch. | |||
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"ruh roooohhhh My satnav took me shopping instead.... Sorry about that! " oops I was relying on your for directions | |||
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"ruh roooohhhh My satnav took me shopping instead.... Sorry about that! oops I was relying on your for directions " To the nearest outlet village? I'm yer mate! | |||
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"ruh roooohhhh My satnav took me shopping instead.... Sorry about that! oops I was relying on your for directions To the nearest outlet village? I'm yer mate! " Yaaaas sounds like far more fun! | |||
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"ruh roooohhhh My satnav took me shopping instead.... Sorry about that! oops I was relying on your for directions To the nearest outlet village? I'm yer mate! Yaaaas sounds like far more fun!" Can I get a lift ladies? | |||
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"ruh roooohhhh My satnav took me shopping instead.... Sorry about that! " I’d pass up lunch for shoe shopping any time. | |||
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"So you come to my house on your lunch break and find me naked waiting for you. What would you do to me as you don't have long but your dying for sex" No thanks. | |||
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"Typical, a man thinks a woman should give up her lunch break to travel to him, satisfy him and miss out on her meal deal and a well deserved break. I said she was dying for sex Fuck that. " | |||
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"Typical, a man thinks a woman should give up her lunch break to travel to him, satisfy him and miss out on her meal deal and a well deserved break. I said she was dying for sex Fuck that. " Ok, so us girls have decided, shopping and a 3 quid meal deal from Tesco's is far more appealing! Sory about that, OP! | |||
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"So you come to my house on your lunch break and find me naked waiting for you. What would you do to me as you don't have long but your dying for sex" Make myself a brew, sit down, open my butty, eat my butty, drink my brew, have some crisps, realise you are there - bollock naked looking a bit desperate, ask you if you wanna crack one out, think that was disappointing - I was more impressed by a M&S butty, say bye and leave. | |||
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"Typical, a man thinks a woman should give up her lunch break to travel to him, satisfy him and miss out on her meal deal and a well deserved break. I said she was dying for sex Fuck that. " Trust me, I highly doubt anyone would choose your option over their only opportunity to eat during the work day. | |||
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"“How did I get here? This isn’t Burger King” " I love that song by Talking Heads. | |||
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"I love this thread. It perfectly demonstrates the difference between the sexes. If a woman had posted the original message, all the replies would be lewd, suggestive, and with no mention of food! Us poor men deserve sympathy, we are at the mercy of our need to procreate. Whereas you women are level-headed and in control of yourselves. OK, I'll take my tongue out of my cheek now..." It might have been tongue in cheek but I think it was on the money | |||
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"I only get 30 mins " Well you're no good then I need at least 33 minutes | |||
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"I only get 30 mins " What are you going to do for the other 26? | |||
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"I only get 30 mins Well you're no good then I need at least 33 minutes " For you I'll take me 15 mins personal time as well. Maybe we could do it twice | |||
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"I only get 30 mins What are you going to do for the other 26? " Weep | |||
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"Why would I come to your house ? I’m going to his house instead ^^^" Hahaha brilliant answer!! | |||
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"I only get 30 mins What are you going to do for the other 26? Weep " I've got plenty of tissues | |||
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"I only get 30 mins What are you going to do for the other 26? Weep I've got plenty of tissues " You'd need them..there would be plenty to mop up | |||
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