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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You no your getting older when you go in a shoe shop and ignore all the trendy new styles and opt instead to try on and then settle for a nice pair of comfortable walking shoes. Mmmm I must say my new pair of Clarks that I bought whilst out and about yesterday in Southport fit very very well indeed.

Other signs of getting older are moaning about the price of fish n chips by the big place near the boating lake on the front. At a mere £9.50 each with tea bread and butter and the smallest portion of mushy peas that would struggle to fill an egg cup I am indeed thinking na thats not me getting older thats just them needing to buy a new Dick Turpin mask and outfit lol the robbing bastards or what!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when was the last time you went out?

You sound like been locked in a house for 100 years and just been released

lol

getting older can be fun. ask my granpa he is 85 and his girl friend is 38..thanks to his money and viagra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you see a pretty young girl wearing not very much and think "she must be freezing"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"when you see a pretty young girl wearing not very much and think "she must be freezing" "

lol yeah I do that quite alot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"when was the last time you went out?

You sound like been locked in a house for 100 years and just been released

lol

getting older can be fun. ask my granpa he is 85 and his girl friend is 38..thanks to his money and viagra"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when you see a pretty young girl wearing not very much and think "she must be freezing" "

along with statements like

'what must her parents think ?' or

'i wonder if her mother knows she's dressed like that ?'

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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And og those elasticated waists look nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hush puppies are the future .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And og those elasticated waists look nice "

And when crimpolene becomes an acceptable material for a going out outfit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. When your ears, nose and eyebrows have more hair than your head!!!!

2. When you say to your kids "whats that noise you are listening to" talking about their music.

3. When your arms are not long enough to read menus!!

Come on guys you all know what I am talking about here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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3. When your arms are not long enough to read menus!!

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pmsl

oh that has made me chuckle !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you make noises to get out of a chair.

keeping a piece of wood for stirring paint.

Acting like your Dad, such as shouting "penalty!" when a child fell over near him.....i've started doing that.

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool


"And og those elasticated waists look nice "
not that far yet

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Shaking my heads when looking at new motorbikes and fondly remembering the good times I had on my old Commando.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When u can't understand what radio I r is all about

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"when you see a pretty young girl wearing not very much and think "she must be freezing"

along with statements like

'what must her parents think ?' or

'i wonder if her mother knows she's dressed like that ?' "

Yep, or 'is that a skirt or a belt?!' Or 'how can she walk in them shoes?!'

Then I get reminded of how little I wore in my late teens

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By *istress_L-CaptainCouple
over a year ago

Southport

When a 17 year old asks me at work what an under skirt is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when you see a pretty young girl wearing not very much and think "she must be freezing" "

Or did she forget her skirt?

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"1. When your ears, nose and eyebrows have more hair than your head!!!!

2. When you say to your kids "whats that noise you are listening to" talking about their music.

3. When your arms are not long enough to read menus!!

Come on guys you all know what I am talking about here"

Haven't a clue what you're talking about.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

When your kids hold YOUR hand to cross the road.

When you get into your child's car and they check your seat belt.

When they ask you on leaving the house if you've been to the toilet.

When they adjust your clothes, smooth down your hair.

When you're admiring a fit young man on a bus/train and he stands up and offers his seat...he's a regular commuter and you know he always gives up his seat to the old dears.

When your daughter's boyfriend, a former athlete with the body to rival Beckham is frying an egg in nothing but his boxers the first thought is to take over in case he burns himself.

This is depressing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you start to think the old man at work was right when he said he prefers stew and dumplings to sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you talk to a pretty young(ish) girl and inside you're thinking, "She's cute but I wish she'd shut the fuck up. I don't even know where Linkin Park is ffs!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol Iv done all of the above specialy wen my oldest wears one of those belts lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you talk to a pretty young(ish) girl and inside you're thinking, "She's cute but I wish she'd shut the fuck up. I don't even know where Linkin Park is ffs!" "

lol wishy there a band

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

When all the cops I work with are ages with my sons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your kids ask why are all the band members so old grey and balding when you are playing music videos on you tube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't read the posts the prints too small.Whats this post about ?

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