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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I swear ..... I’m watching this cookery show and I’m imagining him smooching me

What a gorgeous man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pervert!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I admit it

I imagine smooching you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in his ready steady cook days but not now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He does have a certain flirty way about him doesnt he. Its cute cos i dont think its deliberate

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Pervert! "

I'll second that

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By *erdyCurvyInkedPervyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Oh yes!!!

He's a fine figure of a fella and no mistake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I swear ..... I’m watching this cookery show and I’m imagining him smooching me

What a gorgeous man "

Oh he is

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I totally agree!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s that cheeky smile Flo and the accent too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" in his ready steady cook days but not now "

Agreed, had a bit of a guilty crush on him back then to the point I very nearly booked one of the cruises he made celebrity cook appearance on (face palm)

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill


"He does have a certain flirty way about him doesnt he. Its cute cos i dont think its deliberate "

It definitely isn’t ... I used to have a massive crush on him, I was a big fan, bought all his cookbooks etc until I served him at work once. Quite stuck up and arrogant- not in a good way. Meh. Gone off him since then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He does have a certain flirty way about him doesnt he. Its cute cos i dont think its deliberate

It definitely isn’t ... I used to have a massive crush on him, I was a big fan, bought all his cookbooks etc until I served him at work once. Quite stuck up and arrogant- not in a good way. Meh. Gone off him since then.

"

I always thought he came across as arrogant anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I admit it

I imagine smooching you too "

That's alright then. I'm adding you...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" in his ready steady cook days but not now "

Oh no

Now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pervert!

I'll second that "

Oi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He does have a certain flirty way about him doesnt he. Its cute cos i dont think its deliberate "

He looks dead straight into the camera

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh yes!!!

He's a fine figure of a fella and no mistake!"

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"He does have a certain flirty way about him doesnt he. Its cute cos i dont think its deliberate "

This.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I swear ..... I’m watching this cookery show and I’m imagining him smooching me

What a gorgeous man

Oh he is "

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

I hate it so much when women treat us men just like a piece of meat with no thought of our deep emotional needs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I totally agree! "

We’re like twins

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s that cheeky smile Flo and the accent too "

Oh yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He does have a certain flirty way about him doesnt he. Its cute cos i dont think its deliberate

It definitely isn’t ... I used to have a massive crush on him, I was a big fan, bought all his cookbooks etc until I served him at work once. Quite stuck up and arrogant- not in a good way. Meh. Gone off him since then.

"

Oh no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d probably bum him.

But not in a gay way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d probably bum him.

But not in a gay way."

Nice

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

I've always appreciated his fashion sense...have similar taste..

Re female chefs have soft spot for Rachel allan from ireland..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't throw him out of bed for eating toast!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d probably bum him.

But not in a gay way."

I’d bum him in a gay way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wouldn't throw him out of bed for eating toast! "

Oh I would

Crumbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum is absolutely obsessed with him and got to meet him as part of a competition type thing, she said he was wonderful in person too

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

He is yummy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I could definitely run my tongue over his lips

I certainly need help

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Most TV chefs don't do their own cooking or recipes for that matter, most of their recipe books are ghost written, not all of course but most

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Most TV chefs don't do their own cooking or recipes for that matter, most of their recipe books are ghost written, not all of course but most"

How do you know this ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most TV chefs don't do their own cooking or recipes for that matter, most of their recipe books are ghost written, not all of course but most

How do you know this ?"

He's Rick Stein

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Most TV chefs don't do their own cooking or recipes for that matter, most of their recipe books are ghost written, not all of course but most

How do you know this ?

He's Rick Stein"

Ahhhhh thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Most TV chefs don't do their own cooking or recipes for that matter, most of their recipe books are ghost written, not all of course but most"

Hi Rick

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay


"Most TV chefs don't do their own cooking or recipes for that matter, most of their recipe books are ghost written, not all of course but most

How do you know this ?"

There was a very good BBC podcast a few years ago, they interviewed three of the people that do the cooking, can't remember the series now but very informative, they make a good living out of it, they had all worked for some famous chefs and written for them as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Most TV chefs don't do their own cooking or recipes for that matter, most of their recipe books are ghost written, not all of course but most

How do you know this ?

There was a very good BBC podcast a few years ago, they interviewed three of the people that do the cooking, can't remember the series now but very informative, they make a good living out of it, they had all worked for some famous chefs and written for them as well"

Thanks Rick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooohhh yeah Ive always fancied James Martin - he's all big and grrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Still would like to smooch him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooohhh yeah Ive always fancied James Martin - he's all big and grrrrr

"

Yes yes

Exactly it

Big and grrrr

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay


"Most TV chefs don't do their own cooking or recipes for that matter, most of their recipe books are ghost written, not all of course but most

How do you know this ?

There was a very good BBC podcast a few years ago, they interviewed three of the people that do the cooking, can't remember the series now but very informative, they make a good living out of it, they had all worked for some famous chefs and written for them as well

Thanks Rick "

Rick I think is one of the exceptions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most TV chefs don't do their own cooking or recipes for that matter, most of their recipe books are ghost written, not all of course but most

How do you know this ?

There was a very good BBC podcast a few years ago, they interviewed three of the people that do the cooking, can't remember the series now but very informative, they make a good living out of it, they had all worked for some famous chefs and written for them as well

Thanks Rick

Rick I think is one of the exceptions"

Well you would say that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Most TV chefs don't do their own cooking or recipes for that matter, most of their recipe books are ghost written, not all of course but most

How do you know this ?

There was a very good BBC podcast a few years ago, they interviewed three of the people that do the cooking, can't remember the series now but very informative, they make a good living out of it, they had all worked for some famous chefs and written for them as well

Thanks Rick

Rick I think is one of the exceptions

Well you would say that "

Rick is so coy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Rick is so coy "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most TV chefs don't do their own cooking or recipes for that matter, most of their recipe books are ghost written, not all of course but most

How do you know this ?

There was a very good BBC podcast a few years ago, they interviewed three of the people that do the cooking, can't remember the series now but very informative, they make a good living out of it, they had all worked for some famous chefs and written for them as well

Thanks Rick

Rick I think is one of the exceptions

Well you would say that

Rick is so coy "

Stop carping on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gordon Ramsey was my guilty secret. 'holy mackerel'

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By *aughtyladyYummymanCouple
over a year ago

In a place not far from Exeter


"I swear ..... I’m watching this cookery show and I’m imagining him smooching me

What a gorgeous man "

Couldn't agree more. He's definitely in the cute and loveable category!

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By *orello-pieWoman
over a year ago

southwest

I agree he is gorgeous , mmmm x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Rick is so coy

"

I’m actually laughing at my hilarity today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gordon Ramsey was my guilty secret. 'holy mackerel' "

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

That man gives me the heebie jeebies!

There's something about his voice that makes me want to stab myself in the ears

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Most TV chefs don't do their own cooking or recipes for that matter, most of their recipe books are ghost written, not all of course but most

How do you know this ?

There was a very good BBC podcast a few years ago, they interviewed three of the people that do the cooking, can't remember the series now but very informative, they make a good living out of it, they had all worked for some famous chefs and written for them as well

Thanks Rick

Rick I think is one of the exceptions

Well you would say that

Rick is so coy

Stop carping on"

Oh oh nice ... I should’ve used the ‘koi’

Fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most TV chefs don't do their own cooking or recipes for that matter, most of their recipe books are ghost written, not all of course but most

How do you know this ?

There was a very good BBC podcast a few years ago, they interviewed three of the people that do the cooking, can't remember the series now but very informative, they make a good living out of it, they had all worked for some famous chefs and written for them as well

Thanks Rick

Rick I think is one of the exceptions

Well you would say that

Rick is so coy

Stop carping on

Oh oh nice ... I should’ve used the ‘koi’

Fuck "

Yes you should. Now you're floundering.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Most TV chefs don't do their own cooking or recipes for that matter, most of their recipe books are ghost written, not all of course but most

How do you know this ?

There was a very good BBC podcast a few years ago, they interviewed three of the people that do the cooking, can't remember the series now but very informative, they make a good living out of it, they had all worked for some famous chefs and written for them as well

Thanks Rick

Rick I think is one of the exceptions

Well you would say that

Rick is so coy

Stop carping on

Oh oh nice ... I should’ve used the ‘koi’

Fuck

Yes you should. Now you're floundering. "

Enough now - I’m the funny one

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Rick still misses Chalky by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most TV chefs don't do their own cooking or recipes for that matter, most of their recipe books are ghost written, not all of course but most

How do you know this ?

There was a very good BBC podcast a few years ago, they interviewed three of the people that do the cooking, can't remember the series now but very informative, they make a good living out of it, they had all worked for some famous chefs and written for them as well

Thanks Rick

Rick I think is one of the exceptions

Well you would say that

Rick is so coy

Stop carping on

Oh oh nice ... I should’ve used the ‘koi’

Fuck

Yes you should. Now you're floundering.

Enough now - I’m the funny one "

No need to snapper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Rick is so coy

Stop carping on

Oh oh nice ... I should’ve used the ‘koi’

Fuck

Yes you should. Now you're floundering. "

Oi enough of the fish jokes - you're putting me off my imaginary shag James Martin fantasy

( I wanted to say fantaSEA- but just no )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Rick is so coy

Stop carping on

Oh oh nice ... I should’ve used the ‘koi’

Fuck

Yes you should. Now you're floundering.

Oi enough of the fish jokes - you're putting me off my imaginary shag James Martin fantasy

( I wanted to say fantaSEA- but just no )"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Back to men that make us go

Ggrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Rick is so coy

Stop carping on

Oh oh nice ... I should’ve used the ‘koi’

Fuck

Yes you should. Now you're floundering.

Oi enough of the fish jokes - you're putting me off my imaginary shag James Martin fantasy

( I wanted to say fantaSEA- but just no )"

I'll scale it down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Rick is so coy

Stop carping on

Oh oh nice ... I should’ve used the ‘koi’

Fuck

Yes you should. Now you're floundering.

Oi enough of the fish jokes - you're putting me off my imaginary shag James Martin fantasy

( I wanted to say fantaSEA- but just no )

I'll scale it down"

Thats it - out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Rick is so coy

Stop carping on

Oh oh nice ... I should’ve used the ‘koi’

Fuck

Yes you should. Now you're floundering.

Oi enough of the fish jokes - you're putting me off my imaginary shag James Martin fantasy

( I wanted to say fantaSEA- but just no )

I'll scale it down

Thats it - out! "

*waves*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gordon Ramsey was my guilty secret. 'holy mackerel'

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

That man gives me the heebie jeebies!

There's something about his voice that makes me want to stab myself in the ears "

I don't know what it is. But watching him take his shirt off.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Rick is so coy

Stop carping on

Oh oh nice ... I should’ve used the ‘koi’

Fuck

Yes you should. Now you're floundering.

Oi enough of the fish jokes - you're putting me off my imaginary shag James Martin fantasy

( I wanted to say fantaSEA- but just no )

I'll scale it down

Thats it - out! "

Meh

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