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"Please forget my last two/three posts in the previous thread. " It's like they didn't happen. | |||
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" you Meli " Hey Slim | |||
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" Meli, you're tonight's second first poster. Nice work." My second first face is beaming away. I've just entered the scary world of cam rooms. It's scary. | |||
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"I’m so sad about this bunny business Oh and if LBC is still here I posted the link in the last thread but here it is again! https://www.superdrug.com/Toiletries/Feminine-Care/Feminine-Wash/Woo-Woo-Intimate-Hair-Removal-Cream/p/776653" Don't be sad you have made another sale on behalf of woo woo, and I am still trying to find you a man so that we can wear daisies. | |||
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" you Meli Hey Slim " Kisses Meli xxx. I may be a bit tipsy | |||
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" Meli, you're tonight's second first poster. Nice work. My second first face is beaming away. I've just entered the scary world of cam rooms. It's scary." Enjoy the moment. I can't keep up with chatroom chat. I might have a nosey though. | |||
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"I’m so sad about this bunny business Oh and if LBC is still here I posted the link in the last thread but here it is again! https://www.superdrug.com/Toiletries/Feminine-Care/Feminine-Wash/Woo-Woo-Intimate-Hair-Removal-Cream/p/776653 Don't be sad you have made another sale on behalf of woo woo, and I am still trying to find you a man so that we can wear daisies. " I really hope woo woo pay me for this | |||
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" Meli you paint the whole world with a rainbow " I wish I did. Sometimes my rainbow is covered by clouds and it's pissing it down and it's cold and windy, you know the sort where you can't put an umbrella up because it will just fold inside itself, and you're thinking, I really need the toilet, where's that frickin' rainbow I'm hoping for? | |||
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" you Meli Hey Slim Kisses Meli xxx. I may be a bit tipsy " Uh oh! Tiddly Slim is on the loose. | |||
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" " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Stokes. | |||
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" Meli you paint the whole world with a rainbow I wish I did. Sometimes my rainbow is covered by clouds and it's pissing it down and it's cold and windy, you know the sort where you can't put an umbrella up because it will just fold inside itself, and you're thinking, I really need the toilet, where's that frickin' rainbow I'm hoping for? " I LOVE those days! How amazing is it when you finally get home and changed into warm dry clothes! That’s the best feeling | |||
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"I’m so sad about this bunny business Oh and if LBC is still here I posted the link in the last thread but here it is again! https://www.superdrug.com/Toiletries/Feminine-Care/Feminine-Wash/Woo-Woo-Intimate-Hair-Removal-Cream/p/776653 Don't be sad you have made another sale on behalf of woo woo, and I am still trying to find you a man so that we can wear daisies. " I thought you already had lois (lois not real) name | |||
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"It's the midnight hour. " Awoooooooooo. | |||
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" you Meli Hey Slim Kisses Meli xxx. I may be a bit tipsy Uh oh! Tiddly Slim is on the loose. " Good evening Meli. | |||
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"My random fact for this evening: Arachibutyrophobia is the fear of Peanut Butter Sticking to the Roof of the Mouth. And, If a female farret goes more then a year without sex she will die. ( unless she’s spayed)." Excellent animal facts!! Am I a ferret? All this time I thought I was an otter but I’m a ferret | |||
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"My random fact for this evening: Arachibutyrophobia is the fear of Peanut Butter Sticking to the Roof of the Mouth. And, If a female farret goes more then a year without sex she will die. ( unless she’s spayed)." Incredible facts! | |||
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" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Stokes. " Good eeeeeeevening one and all, looking for late night chat and fab friends | |||
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"Evening Jim and all you beautiful people. I’m just in from a run, had a cold shower and now I’m going to go cuddle in with Mr Cat and watch something on tv. Bliss! Good night! Xx" Fantastic. Na night. x | |||
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"My random fact for this evening: Arachibutyrophobia is the fear of Peanut Butter Sticking to the Roof of the Mouth. And, If a female farret goes more then a year without sex she will die. ( unless she’s spayed)." Evening Lorraine. I am now thinking I am glad I am not a ferret as i would be dust by now | |||
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" you Meli Hey Slim Kisses Meli xxx. I may be a bit tipsy Uh oh! Tiddly Slim is on the loose. " I'd love to see you let out on the loose x | |||
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" Meli you paint the whole world with a rainbow " Hello lovely Lois. | |||
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"It's the midnight hour. Awoooooooooo. " Yeah! | |||
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"My random fact for this evening: Arachibutyrophobia is the fear of Peanut Butter Sticking to the Roof of the Mouth. And, If a female farret goes more then a year without sex she will die. ( unless she’s spayed). Evening Lorraine. I am now thinking I am glad I am not a ferret as i would be dust by now " I’m glad I’m not a farret either. | |||
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"My random fact for this evening: Arachibutyrophobia is the fear of Peanut Butter Sticking to the Roof of the Mouth. And, If a female farret goes more then a year without sex she will die. ( unless she’s spayed). Excellent animal facts!! Am I a ferret? All this time I thought I was an otter but I’m a ferret " Beavers are good | |||
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" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Stokes. Good eeeeeeevening one and all, looking for late night chat and fab friends " Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. You may find what you're looking for here. Smileyface | |||
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" Meli you paint the whole world with a rainbow I wish I did. Sometimes my rainbow is covered by clouds and it's pissing it down and it's cold and windy, you know the sort where you can't put an umbrella up because it will just fold inside itself, and you're thinking, I really need the toilet, where's that frickin' rainbow I'm hoping for? I LOVE those days! How amazing is it when you finally get home and changed into warm dry clothes! That’s the best feeling " This is true! That's how I was describing love the other night but I'm going to cut down on being too saccharine You're an otter not a ferret. | |||
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" you Meli Hey Slim Kisses Meli xxx. I may be a bit tipsy Uh oh! Tiddly Slim is on the loose. " | |||
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" you Meli Hey Slim Kisses Meli xxx. I may be a bit tipsy Uh oh! Tiddly Slim is on the loose. Good evening Meli. " Good evening Lorraine! That's so formal. It's Midsummer, I actually lit some red candles and meditated a bit this evening. And then I got hungry and had toast. | |||
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" Meli you paint the whole world with a rainbow I wish I did. Sometimes my rainbow is covered by clouds and it's pissing it down and it's cold and windy, you know the sort where you can't put an umbrella up because it will just fold inside itself, and you're thinking, I really need the toilet, where's that frickin' rainbow I'm hoping for? " Umbrellas are the devils tool. I have abandoned using them. When there has been a Bungle and your rainbow is covered up I will Zippy around and by George we will have it radiating again. | |||
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" Meli you paint the whole world with a rainbow I wish I did. Sometimes my rainbow is covered by clouds and it's pissing it down and it's cold and windy, you know the sort where you can't put an umbrella up because it will just fold inside itself, and you're thinking, I really need the toilet, where's that frickin' rainbow I'm hoping for? I LOVE those days! How amazing is it when you finally get home and changed into warm dry clothes! That’s the best feeling This is true! That's how I was describing love the other night but I'm going to cut down on being too saccharine You're an otter not a ferret." So otter. | |||
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" you Meli Hey Slim Kisses Meli xxx. I may be a bit tipsy Uh oh! Tiddly Slim is on the loose. I'd love to see you let out on the loose x " TightVag Energy. | |||
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"! " It’s this one my fuzzy vagina’d friend! I’m so happy you’re about to start your woo woo journey! https://www.superdrug.com/Toiletries/Feminine-Care/Feminine-Wash/Woo-Woo-Intimate-Hair-Removal-Cream/p/776653 " Woooo wooooooop I'm so wzxited!! Thank you | |||
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"My random fact for this evening: Arachibutyrophobia is the fear of Peanut Butter Sticking to the Roof of the Mouth. And, If a female farret goes more then a year without sex she will die. ( unless she’s spayed). Excellent animal facts!! Am I a ferret? All this time I thought I was an otter but I’m a ferret " Otters are adorable animals. | |||
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"Howdy ya'll, " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. Smileyface | |||
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" Meli you paint the whole world with a rainbow Hello lovely Lois. " Aww I only just saw my Lorraine. Thank you and have two for your loveliness | |||
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"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! Jamie- you still panting? Lol!" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jonny. I said that in the style of Jack Nicholson. | |||
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" you Meli Hey Slim Kisses Meli xxx. I may be a bit tipsy Uh oh! Tiddly Slim is on the loose. Good evening Meli. Good evening Lorraine! That's so formal. It's Midsummer, I actually lit some red candles and meditated a bit this evening. And then I got hungry and had toast." That sounds wonderful. I’d love homemade mac and cheese with bacon. | |||
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" Meli you paint the whole world with a rainbow I wish I did. Sometimes my rainbow is covered by clouds and it's pissing it down and it's cold and windy, you know the sort where you can't put an umbrella up because it will just fold inside itself, and you're thinking, I really need the toilet, where's that frickin' rainbow I'm hoping for? I LOVE those days! How amazing is it when you finally get home and changed into warm dry clothes! That’s the best feeling This is true! That's how I was describing love the other night but I'm going to cut down on being too saccharine You're an otter not a ferret." Ohh that’s such a good way of describing it! I follow a page of Facebook called In Otter News and I’ve been watching otter videos for ages now | |||
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" you Meli Hey Slim Kisses Meli xxx. I may be a bit tipsy Uh oh! Tiddly Slim is on the loose. I'd love to see you let out on the loose x TightVag Energy. " Looks very good energy x | |||
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"Good (checks time) morning James et al!! How’s we all doing? Was watching the sunset; welcome to the second half of the year I hope it’s a lot better than the first part " I'm going to say, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Danny. I'm good. Things can only get better. | |||
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"Everything will be perfect , tonight and forever " What a delightful d*unk you are. | |||
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"I'm not Grumpy tonight so I you all . Especially Meli " Melanie is pretty cool. | |||
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"Everything will be perfect , tonight and forever What a delightful d*unk you are." Thankyou | |||
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"Did ya'll light a bonfire on a hilltop taday? " We don't burn witches anymore over here. | |||
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"I'm not Grumpy tonight so I you all . Especially Meli Melanie is pretty cool. " She certainly is you lemony buttery scrummy lady | |||
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"I'm not Grumpy tonight so I you all . Especially Meli Melanie is pretty cool. " Melanie C. | |||
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" you Meli Hey Slim Kisses Meli xxx. I may be a bit tipsy Uh oh! Tiddly Slim is on the loose. Good evening Meli. Good evening Lorraine! That's so formal. It's Midsummer, I actually lit some red candles and meditated a bit this evening. And then I got hungry and had toast. That sounds wonderful. I’d love homemade mac and cheese with bacon." Foodporn at this time is unfair, some of us are trying to not listen to our rumbly tummies. | |||
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"Did ya'll light a bonfire on a hilltop taday? We don't burn witches anymore over here." Must be the season of the witch Lana del Bae reference for those that know, you know. | |||
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" you Meli Hey Slim Kisses Meli xxx. I may be a bit tipsy Uh oh! Tiddly Slim is on the loose. I'd love to see you let out on the loose x TightVag Energy. Looks very good energy x" It is. My partners are very lucky men to get to experience it. They do have to put up with me the rest of the time so swings and roundabouts. | |||
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" Meli you paint the whole world with a rainbow Hello lovely Lois. Aww I only just saw my Lorraine. Thank you and have two for your loveliness " A bouquet, thanks Lois. | |||
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"Did ya'll light a bonfire on a hilltop taday? We don't burn witches anymore over here." to celebrate the start of summer, no hills where i am so might have to make do with a mole hill | |||
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"Did ya'll light a bonfire on a hilltop taday? We don't burn witches anymore over here. Must be the season of the witch Lana del Bae reference for those that know, you know. " I didn't get that reference. | |||
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"Finished. What were you doing? Touching your penis?" Yes. | |||
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"I'm not Grumpy tonight so I you all . Especially Meli " So thirsty tonight considering you've had all that alcohol. Nah TipsyMcFuckNugget, you're awesome. | |||
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"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! Jamie- you still panting? Lol! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jonny. I said that in the style of Jack Nicholson." There was me thinking it was Adrian Cronaur (Good Morning Vietnam!!!!). | |||
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"Did ya'll light a bonfire on a hilltop taday? We don't burn witches anymore over here. Must be the season of the witch Lana del Bae reference for those that know, you know. I didn't get that reference." A song I stripped to on Halloween when I was feeling sassy I had some of that tightvag energy Meli throws around | |||
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"I'm not Grumpy tonight so I you all . Especially Meli Melanie is pretty cool. " Lemmy stop telling people my real name! I like how your shirts never close properly, it's a good look. | |||
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" you Meli Hey Slim Kisses Meli xxx. I may be a bit tipsy Uh oh! Tiddly Slim is on the loose. Good evening Meli. Good evening Lorraine! That's so formal. It's Midsummer, I actually lit some red candles and meditated a bit this evening. And then I got hungry and had toast. That sounds wonderful. I’d love homemade mac and cheese with bacon. Foodporn at this time is unfair, some of us are trying to not listen to our rumbly tummies. " . I could have said chocolate chip brownies with vanilla bean ice cream and warm fudge sauce but I thought that would be too cruel. | |||
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"Did ya'll light a bonfire on a hilltop taday? We don't burn witches anymore over here. to celebrate the start of summer, no hills where i am so might have to make do with a mole hill" I like to think you all sing The Boys of Summer around the bonfire. | |||
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"Did ya'll light a bonfire on a hilltop taday? We don't burn witches anymore over here. Must be the season of the witch Lana del Bae reference for those that know, you know. " also an lp record of the same name (steven stills , mike bloomberg, al kooper) | |||
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"I'm not Grumpy tonight so I you all . Especially Meli So thirsty tonight considering you've had all that alcohol. Nah TipsyMcFuckNugget, you're awesome. " I love that new name . I cant help it tonight , I'm listening to great tunes with Red Wine and snuggled up with Pooch | |||
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" you Meli Hey Slim Kisses Meli xxx. I may be a bit tipsy Uh oh! Tiddly Slim is on the loose. Good evening Meli. Good evening Lorraine! That's so formal. It's Midsummer, I actually lit some red candles and meditated a bit this evening. And then I got hungry and had toast. That sounds wonderful. I’d love homemade mac and cheese with bacon. Foodporn at this time is unfair, some of us are trying to not listen to our rumbly tummies. . I could have said chocolate chip brownies with vanilla bean ice cream and warm fudge sauce but I thought that would be too cruel. " I've not eaten since midday today been more of a liquid diet today :/ and no food in the house now | |||
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"Finished. What were you doing? Touching your penis? Yes." I'm shocked! I can't believe a horny man on Fab has touched his penis to the point of a sticky explosion and then he's come here to tell us all about it and the worst thing is he didn't even film it for us all to enjoy! Full stop. | |||
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" you Meli Hey Slim Kisses Meli xxx. I may be a bit tipsy Uh oh! Tiddly Slim is on the loose. Good evening Meli. Good evening Lorraine! That's so formal. It's Midsummer, I actually lit some red candles and meditated a bit this evening. And then I got hungry and had toast. That sounds wonderful. I’d love homemade mac and cheese with bacon. Foodporn at this time is unfair, some of us are trying to not listen to our rumbly tummies. . I could have said chocolate chip brownies with vanilla bean ice cream and warm fudge sauce but I thought that would be too cruel. " That is too cruel!! Where am I getting that at this hour?? | |||
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"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! Jamie- you still panting? Lol! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jonny. I said that in the style of Jack Nicholson. There was me thinking it was Adrian Cronaur (Good Morning Vietnam!!!!)." It was a special one for you. | |||
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"Did ya'll light a bonfire on a hilltop taday? We don't burn witches anymore over here. to celebrate the start of summer, no hills where i am so might have to make do with a mole hill I like to think you all sing The Boys of Summer around the bonfire." i havent seen any dead stickers on any Cadillac's | |||
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"I'm not Grumpy tonight so I you all . Especially Meli Melanie is pretty cool. Lemmy stop telling people my real name! I like how your shirts never close properly, it's a good look. " Sorry Meli I won't ever mention it again!! *zips mouth* I'm glad you think so because the cops who keep arresting me for indecent exposure don't agree. I've gained so much weight during lockdown and nothing fits me now. *grabs another midnight snack* | |||
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"Happy belated solstice to you all. Trying to wind down after a very frazzled day" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, MrMrs. Happy summer solstice. Smileyface | |||
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"Evening to all the beauts up above ^^ " Hello StrangeAnd! | |||
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"Evening to all the beauts up above ^^ " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Strange. You're a beaut. | |||
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"Did ya'll light a bonfire on a hilltop taday? We don't burn witches anymore over here. Must be the season of the witch Lana del Bae reference for those that know, you know. I didn't get that reference. A song I stripped to on Halloween when I was feeling sassy I had some of that tightvag energy Meli throws around " I actually love that song. I'm glad you've got that TightVag energy, it'll bring you much phallic joy over the next few months. | |||
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"Evening to all the beauts up above ^^ " Hiya how are you? X | |||
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"Finished. What were you doing? Touching your penis? Yes. I'm shocked! I can't believe a horny man on Fab has touched his penis to the point of a sticky explosion and then he's come here to tell us all about it and the worst thing is he didn't even film it for us all to enjoy! Full stop." We all want to see that video. | |||
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"Finished. What were you doing? Touching your penis? Yes. I'm shocked! I can't believe a horny man on Fab has touched his penis to the point of a sticky explosion and then he's come here to tell us all about it and the worst thing is he didn't even film it for us all to enjoy! Full stop." Absolutely outrageous! | |||
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"I'm not Grumpy tonight so I you all . Especially Meli Melanie is pretty cool. Lemmy stop telling people my real name! I like how your shirts never close properly, it's a good look. Sorry Meli I won't ever mention it again!! *zips mouth* I'm glad you think so because the cops who keep arresting me for indecent exposure don't agree. I've gained so much weight during lockdown and nothing fits me now. *grabs another midnight snack* " Buy new clothes. Fuck it. Lockdown is tough and you're doing the best you can. If that means a bit more Lemon to love/tease/perv over, fuck it. I think your figure is incredible Lemon, I'd love to look like you genuinely. x | |||
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"Finished. What were you doing? Touching your penis? Yes. I'm shocked! I can't believe a horny man on Fab has touched his penis to the point of a sticky explosion and then he's come here to tell us all about it and the worst thing is he didn't even film it for us all to enjoy! Full stop. We all want to see that video." We really do. I think we would all have a sticky explosion of our own after watching it. | |||
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"Did ya'll light a bonfire on a hilltop taday? We don't burn witches anymore over here. to celebrate the start of summer, no hills where i am so might have to make do with a mole hill I like to think you all sing The Boys of Summer around the bonfire. i havent seen any dead stickers on any Cadillac's" Next you'll be telling me that you don't hear little voices inside your head. | |||
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"I'm not Grumpy tonight so I you all . Especially Meli Melanie is pretty cool. Lemmy stop telling people my real name! I like how your shirts never close properly, it's a good look. Sorry Meli I won't ever mention it again!! *zips mouth* I'm glad you think so because the cops who keep arresting me for indecent exposure don't agree. I've gained so much weight during lockdown and nothing fits me now. *grabs another midnight snack* Buy new clothes. Fuck it. Lockdown is tough and you're doing the best you can. If that means a bit more Lemon to love/tease/perv over, fuck it. I think your figure is incredible Lemon, I'd love to look like you genuinely. x" Awee Meli thank you. You're such a beautiful person and that made me feel all lovely inside. It's my birthday next weekend so I'm definitely getting me some new dresses with my birthday money!! | |||
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"Finished. What were you doing? Touching your penis? Yes. I'm shocked! I can't believe a horny man on Fab has touched his penis to the point of a sticky explosion and then he's come here to tell us all about it and the worst thing is he didn't even film it for us all to enjoy! Full stop. We all want to see that video. We really do. I think we would all have a sticky explosion of our own after watching it. " that's an Orgasmface. | |||
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"Did ya'll light a bonfire on a hilltop taday? We don't burn witches anymore over here. Must be the season of the witch Lana del Bae reference for those that know, you know. I didn't get that reference. A song I stripped to on Halloween when I was feeling sassy I had some of that tightvag energy Meli throws around I actually love that song. I'm glad you've got that TightVag energy, it'll bring you much phallic joy over the next few months. " I love Lana del Rey I have Lizzo in my head now though. I’m hoping for much phallic joy/ at least some. I can’t wait to find a new victim to start the adventure again I have so many tinder and bumble dates lined up | |||
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" you Meli Hey Slim Kisses Meli xxx. I may be a bit tipsy Uh oh! Tiddly Slim is on the loose. I'd love to see you let out on the loose x TightVag Energy. Looks very good energy x It is. My partners are very lucky men to get to experience it. They do have to put up with me the rest of the time so swings and roundabouts. " He's a lucky boy. Have you ever played on a sex swing, much more fun than roundabouts x | |||
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"Did ya'll light a bonfire on a hilltop taday? We don't burn witches anymore over here. to celebrate the start of summer, no hills where i am so might have to make do with a mole hill I like to think you all sing The Boys of Summer around the bonfire. i havent seen any dead stickers on any Cadillac's Next you'll be telling me that you don't hear little voices inside your head." not so littletheir all grown up now | |||
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"Did ya'll light a bonfire on a hilltop taday? We don't burn witches anymore over here. to celebrate the start of summer, no hills where i am so might have to make do with a mole hill I like to think you all sing The Boys of Summer around the bonfire. i havent seen any dead stickers on any Cadillac's Next you'll be telling me that you don't hear little voices inside your head. not so littletheir all grown up now" That makes sense. | |||
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"I'm not Grumpy tonight so I you all . Especially Meli So thirsty tonight considering you've had all that alcohol. Nah TipsyMcFuckNugget, you're awesome. I love that new name . I cant help it tonight , I'm listening to great tunes with Red Wine and snuggled up with Pooch " Give Pooch a cuddle from me if you're still awake to read this. | |||
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"Evening to all the beauts up above ^^ Hello StrangeAnd! " Meli!!!! Oh, It's been an age. Lovely to see you bosom once again ... so inviting making me feel better already. | |||
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"I'm not Grumpy tonight so I you all . Especially Meli So thirsty tonight considering you've had all that alcohol. Nah TipsyMcFuckNugget, you're awesome. I love that new name . I cant help it tonight , I'm listening to great tunes with Red Wine and snuggled up with Pooch Give Pooch a cuddle from me if you're still awake to read this. " I have one eye open but im still here , giving him a Meli Belly Rub now ,night night xx | |||
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"Evening to all the beauts up above ^^ Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Strange. You're a beaut." Could it be that we're all beauts??? I believe we are | |||
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"Shocked and sad about the terrorist incident in Reading tonight. " Horrible. | |||
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"Shocked and sad about the terrorist incident in Reading tonight. " Frightening stuff | |||
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"Evening to all the beauts up above ^^ Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Strange. You're a beaut. Could it be that we're all beauts??? I believe we are " I think so. | |||
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"Evening to all the beauts up above ^^ Hiya how are you? X" Evening gorgeous! I've had far too many gins but all good. Annoyed by something just earlier but I'm getting over it now (maybe, I think) | |||
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"Evening people, hope you are all enjoying their evenings, me I’m working all night " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Newby. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Thank you for your work. | |||
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"Shocked and sad about the terrorist incident in Reading tonight. Horrible." Didn't know about this. | |||
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"https://youtu.be/NWkMMXgQohc "season of the witch" same song as yours " https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zA4OjrpVsiY You and I are set for October | |||
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"Shocked and sad about the terrorist incident in Reading tonight. Horrible. Didn't know about this. " It’s all on the news. | |||
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"https://youtu.be/NWkMMXgQohc "season of the witch" same song as yours https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zA4OjrpVsiY You and I are set for October " samhain another holiday | |||
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"Shocked and sad about the terrorist incident in Reading tonight. Horrible. Didn't know about this. It’s all on the news. " Usually avoid the news on a weekend apart from Andrew Marr. Such unnecessary acts. | |||
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"In 55 minutes I won’t be on call anymore. Do I risk having a cup of tea or coffee " A two o'clock finish, nice. | |||
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"In 55 minutes I won’t be on call anymore. Do I risk having a cup of tea or coffee A two o'clock finish, nice." That was a yes to the coffee wasn’t it? I’m going to do it. You’re right as always | |||
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"In 55 minutes I won’t be on call anymore. Do I risk having a cup of tea or coffee A two o'clock finish, nice. That was a yes to the coffee wasn’t it? I’m going to do it. You’re right as always " Ayyyyy. | |||
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"In 55 minutes I won’t be on call anymore. Do I risk having a cup of tea or coffee A two o'clock finish, nice. That was a yes to the coffee wasn’t it? I’m going to do it. You’re right as always Ayyyyy." If my night goes tits up it’s on you | |||
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"In 55 minutes I won’t be on call anymore. Do I risk having a cup of tea or coffee A two o'clock finish, nice. That was a yes to the coffee wasn’t it? I’m going to do it. You’re right as always Ayyyyy. If my night goes tits up it’s on you " Fair enough. | |||
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"Evening people, hope you are all enjoying their evenings, me I’m working all night Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Newby. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Thank you for your work. " Thanks Jim, it’s a busy Saturday night | |||
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"Dr . pepper used to have a jingle "10-2- 4" back when it was made with real sugar, supposedly those were the times to drink " Oh I like that. That’s a good fact. You’re good for facts | |||
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"Dr . pepper used to have a jingle "10-2- 4" back when it was made with real sugar, supposedly those were the times to drink " Those times would make sense for an energy boost. | |||
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"Dr . pepper used to have a jingle "10-2- 4" back when it was made with real sugar, supposedly those were the times to drink Oh I like that. That’s a good fact. You’re good for facts" hums the theme from dragnet "just the facts ma'am | |||
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"Hi jim. How are you? Xx" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. I'm not too bad now. For about five minutes there was a car pulled up outside my house, bit strange. They've just driven off now. How are you? x | |||
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"Evening people, hope you are all enjoying their evenings, me I’m working all night Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Newby. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Thank you for your work. Thanks Jim, it’s a busy Saturday night" You're very welcome. I hope your workload is easing. | |||
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"Hi jim. How are you? Xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. I'm not too bad now. For about five minutes there was a car pulled up outside my house, bit strange. They've just driven off now. How are you? x" Oh are you ok. What was suspicious about it. If I'm honest I'm not good I know that I meant to say yeah everything's fine but it isn't. | |||
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"Hi jim. How are you? Xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. I'm not too bad now. For about five minutes there was a car pulled up outside my house, bit strange. They've just driven off now. How are you? x Oh are you ok. What was suspicious about it. If I'm honest I'm not good I know that I meant to say yeah everything's fine but it isn't. " I'm fine. I'm in a cul-de-sac, it's a bit of random place to pull up at this time of night. What's up? | |||
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"Evening jim today i have mostly been eating burgers " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dynamic. Sounds good to me. | |||
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"Hi jim. How are you? Xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. I'm not too bad now. For about five minutes there was a car pulled up outside my house, bit strange. They've just driven off now. How are you? x Oh are you ok. What was suspicious about it. If I'm honest I'm not good I know that I meant to say yeah everything's fine but it isn't. I'm fine. I'm in a cul-de-sac, it's a bit of random place to pull up at this time of night. What's up? " Oh well I hope everything's OK. I'm OK, Bit the sensory over load today and now just trying to relax. | |||
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"Evening jim today i have mostly been eating burgers " What kind of burgers? | |||
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"Evening jim today i have mostly been eating burgers " What did you have on your burgers? | |||
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"Hi jim. How are you? Xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. I'm not too bad now. For about five minutes there was a car pulled up outside my house, bit strange. They've just driven off now. How are you? x Oh are you ok. What was suspicious about it. If I'm honest I'm not good I know that I meant to say yeah everything's fine but it isn't. I'm fine. I'm in a cul-de-sac, it's a bit of random place to pull up at this time of night. What's up? Oh well I hope everything's OK. I'm OK, Bit the sensory over load today and now just trying to relax." This is a good time of day for winding down. | |||
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"I shouldn’t have had the coffee. I don’t know why people insist on sabotaging me. " Uh-oh. | |||
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"Hi jim. How are you? Xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. I'm not too bad now. For about five minutes there was a car pulled up outside my house, bit strange. They've just driven off now. How are you? x Oh are you ok. What was suspicious about it. If I'm honest I'm not good I know that I meant to say yeah everything's fine but it isn't. I'm fine. I'm in a cul-de-sac, it's a bit of random place to pull up at this time of night. What's up? Oh well I hope everything's OK. I'm OK, Bit the sensory over load today and now just trying to relax. This is a good time of day for winding down." Yes but unfortunately I'm not being very successful. I am currently watching your programs about a tube and I am now going to work on the underground | |||
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"Evening jim today i have mostly been eating burgers " I really fancy a burger now | |||
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"Hi jim. How are you? Xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. I'm not too bad now. For about five minutes there was a car pulled up outside my house, bit strange. They've just driven off now. How are you? x Oh are you ok. What was suspicious about it. If I'm honest I'm not good I know that I meant to say yeah everything's fine but it isn't. I'm fine. I'm in a cul-de-sac, it's a bit of random place to pull up at this time of night. What's up? Oh well I hope everything's OK. I'm OK, Bit the sensory over load today and now just trying to relax. This is a good time of day for winding down. Yes but unfortunately I'm not being very successful. I am currently watching your programs about a tube and I am now going to work on the underground " There's plenty of time to relax. It's quiet outside. It's quiet on the forums. It's all nice and slow. | |||
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"Hi jim. How are you? Xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. I'm not too bad now. For about five minutes there was a car pulled up outside my house, bit strange. They've just driven off now. How are you? x Oh are you ok. What was suspicious about it. If I'm honest I'm not good I know that I meant to say yeah everything's fine but it isn't. I'm fine. I'm in a cul-de-sac, it's a bit of random place to pull up at this time of night. What's up? Oh well I hope everything's OK. I'm OK, Bit the sensory over load today and now just trying to relax. This is a good time of day for winding down. Yes but unfortunately I'm not being very successful. I am currently watching your programs about a tube and I am now going to work on the underground There's plenty of time to relax. It's quiet outside. It's quiet on the forums. It's all nice and slow." Thanks Jim. X | |||
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"I shouldn’t have had the coffee. I don’t know why people insist on sabotaging me. Uh-oh." Strike one. | |||
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"I shouldn’t have had the coffee. I don’t know why people insist on sabotaging me. Uh-oh. Strike one. " ² strikes left. | |||
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"I shouldn’t have had the coffee. I don’t know why people insist on sabotaging me. Uh-oh. Strike one. ² strikes left." | |||
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"Nnnniiiiiiiggggghhhhttttttt Jim " Na night. | |||
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"I'm eating Christmas Pringles. " What flavour? I like pringles and salad cream | |||
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"I'm eating Christmas Pringles. What flavour? I like pringles and salad cream " Original. I thought they'd want eating, but they're good until next January. | |||
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"I'm eating Christmas Pringles. What flavour? I like pringles and salad cream Original. I thought they'd want eating, but they're good until next January." Do you have them with salad cream? | |||
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"Evening jim today i have mostly been eating burgers What did you have on your burgers? " Cheese n relish | |||
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"I'm eating Christmas Pringles. What flavour? I like pringles and salad cream Original. I thought they'd want eating, but they're good until next January. Do you have them with salad cream?" I haven't, but I will do another time. | |||
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"Evening jim today i have mostly been eating burgers What did you have on your burgers? Cheese n relish " I’m going to have a burger tomorrow. I’m going to have gherkins, onion, cheese mustard and ketchup | |||
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"I'm eating Christmas Pringles. What flavour? I like pringles and salad cream Original. I thought they'd want eating, but they're good until next January. Do you have them with salad cream? I haven't, but I will do another time." You’re a good man. Even if you do keep me awake all night. | |||
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"Evening jim today i have mostly been eating burgers What did you have on your burgers? Cheese n relish I’m going to have a burger tomorrow. I’m going to have gherkins, onion, cheese mustard and ketchup " Oh dear, now im hungry again | |||
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"Evening jim today i have mostly been eating burgers What did you have on your burgers? Cheese n relish I’m going to have a burger tomorrow. I’m going to have gherkins, onion, cheese mustard and ketchup Oh dear, now im hungry again " You started it | |||
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"I'm eating Christmas Pringles. What flavour? I like pringles and salad cream Original. I thought they'd want eating, but they're good until next January. Do you have them with salad cream? I haven't, but I will do another time. You’re a good man. Even if you do keep me awake all night. " | |||
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"On this day 1978 the musical Evita premieres in London." Is Argentina still crying? | |||
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"On this day 1978 the musical Evita premieres in London. Is Argentina still crying? " I don't know. Probably, there's always some argy-bargy going on over there. | |||
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