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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Nicely done Lois!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

JimfacefirstfaceIloveyourfaceIdiditagainface

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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Hi everyone xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello my darlings!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yo"

Yo yo yo, welcome to the nocturnal show, first poster Lois. Firstface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nicely done Lois! "

Yay Meli I did cheat slightly didn't I? I did nearly get caught out by posting about Nigerian dwarf goats x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nicely done Lois! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Lois was so fast!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all...no change, still lurking ... L x

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

evening everyone hope your all doing well xx

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I am rarely on this thread. I don't know why. Hello everyone

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"JimfacefirstfaceIloveyourfaceIdiditagainface "

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Nicely done Lois!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Lois was so fast!"

She was, wasn't she? I thought I should send a quick goodnight to someone because they might already be asleep, maybe not and bam, she was there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi everyone xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, I did your name in emojis. x

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Evening all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello my darlings! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie, darling.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

Good evening good sir how are you today? Have you had a good Saturday?

Good evening to all as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim et al

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all...no change, still lurking ... L x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, L. You're so lurky. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim hope you’re well x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"evening everyone hope your all doing well xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Slappy. Are you happy?

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim et al "

Evening foxy how are you please may I ask ??? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello my darlings!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie, darling. "

Oh Jim I’m looking forward to fun facts. I bet Meli has fun facts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am rarely on this thread. I don't know why. Hello everyone

Mrs TMN x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs TMN. I don't know why you're rarely on this thread. But I'm glad that you're here tonight. Smileyface x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nicely done Lois!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Lois was so fast!

She was, wasn't she? I thought I should send a quick goodnight to someone because they might already be asleep, maybe not and bam, she was there. "

Bam.

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and fellow nocturnal

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Hello my darlings!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie, darling.

Oh Jim I’m looking forward to fun facts. I bet Meli has fun facts "

What fun facts can we do this evening? Do so love a good fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nicely done Lois!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Lois was so fast!

She was, wasn't she? I thought I should send a quick goodnight to someone because they might already be asleep, maybe not and bam, she was there. "

You wouldn't want to be behind me if I were running for a bus though. You would need eye bleach

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mag. Happy Saturday! Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nicely done Lois!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Lois was so fast!

She was, wasn't she? I thought I should send a quick goodnight to someone because they might already be asleep, maybe not and bam, she was there.

Bam."

I like Bam Bam from The Flinstones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello my darlings!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie, darling.

Oh Jim I’m looking forward to fun facts. I bet Meli has fun facts

What fun facts can we do this evening? Do so love a good fact "

What do you know about clouds?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goooooooooood evening Jim and all

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I am rarely on this thread. I don't know why. Hello everyone

Mrs TMN x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs TMN. I don't know why you're rarely on this thread. But I'm glad that you're here tonight. Smileyface x"

Me too x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening good sir how are you today? Have you had a good Saturday?

Good evening to all as well "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Martyn. I'm good, a bit full up. I've been eating. How was your day?

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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"Hi everyone xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, I did your name in emojis. x"

My name is so much fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all...no change, still lurking ... L x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, L. You're so lurky. x"

Tried to come up with something that rhymed with lurky but the best I could do was smirky which actually is quite apt ... L x (the lurky smirky one)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim!

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

flies take off backwards is the only fun fact I know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim et al "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Foxy. Thank you for giving me a big one, I enjoyed it. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi everyone xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, I did your name in emojis. x

My name is so much fun "

Very very cool, I'm envious. I wanna name that can be done in emojis

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim hope you’re well x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, L. I'm pretty good. How are you? x

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Hello my darlings!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie, darling.

Oh Jim I’m looking forward to fun facts. I bet Meli has fun facts

What fun facts can we do this evening? Do so love a good fact

What do you know about clouds?"

Oooohhhh i love clouds and lying in a field watching the shapes they create let me have a think

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"flies take off backwards is the only fun fact I know "

That is a very fun fact!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello my darlings!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie, darling.

Oh Jim I’m looking forward to fun facts. I bet Meli has fun facts "

Meli is a smartypants, I bet she has some fun facts.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Good evening good sir how are you today? Have you had a good Saturday?

Good evening to all as well

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Martyn. I'm good, a bit full up. I've been eating. How was your day? "

Good glad your well. What have you been eating to become full up? My days been good thanks cleaning and catching up with washing but not too bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"flies take off backwards is the only fun fact I know "

That’s a super cool fact

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and fellow nocturnal "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Daniel. You've given me a big one too, I love it. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello my darlings!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie, darling.

Oh Jim I’m looking forward to fun facts. I bet Meli has fun facts

Meli is a smartypants, I bet she has some fun facts."

I hope so

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nicely done Lois!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Lois was so fast!

She was, wasn't she? I thought I should send a quick goodnight to someone because they might already be asleep, maybe not and bam, she was there.

Bam.

I like Bam Bam from The Flinstones "

So do I.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Hello my darlings!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie, darling.

Oh Jim I’m looking forward to fun facts. I bet Meli has fun facts

What fun facts can we do this evening? Do so love a good fact

What do you know about clouds?

Oooohhhh i love clouds and lying in a field watching the shapes they create let me have a think "

So heres 1 for you at any given time it is estimated that 67% of the earths surface is covered by clouds

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull

Evening Jim xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Goooooooooood evening Jim and all "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, cheeky Cheeky and your legs. Smileyface

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Evening all just popping in for a bit x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am rarely on this thread. I don't know why. Hello everyone

Mrs TMN x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs TMN. I don't know why you're rarely on this thread. But I'm glad that you're here tonight. Smileyface x

Me too x"

Yeah!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am rarely on this thread. I don't know why. Hello everyone

Mrs TMN x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs TMN. I don't know why you're rarely on this thread. But I'm glad that you're here tonight. Smileyface x

Me too x

Yeah!"

Have a kiss. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi everyone xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, I did your name in emojis. x

My name is so much fun "

It really is.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I am rarely on this thread. I don't know why. Hello everyone

Mrs TMN x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs TMN. I don't know why you're rarely on this thread. But I'm glad that you're here tonight. Smileyface x

Me too x

Yeah!

Have a kiss. x"

Aw, I think I'm going to like it here x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bella and your boobs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all...no change, still lurking ... L x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, L. You're so lurky. x

Tried to come up with something that rhymed with lurky but the best I could do was smirky which actually is quite apt ... L x (the lurky smirky one)"

Turkey.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi everyone xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, I did your name in emojis. x

My name is so much fun

Very very cool, I'm envious. I wanna name that can be done in emojis "

We all want that.

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and fellow nocturnal

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Daniel. You've given me a big one too, I love it. Smileyface"

Young maaaan

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Evening all...no change, still lurking ... L x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, L. You're so lurky. x

Tried to come up with something that rhymed with lurky but the best I could do was smirky which actually is quite apt ... L x (the lurky smirky one)

Turkey. "

Jerky? Twerky? Albuqurque?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening everyone x hope everyone is good x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening good sir how are you today? Have you had a good Saturday?

Good evening to all as well

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Martyn. I'm good, a bit full up. I've been eating. How was your day?

Good glad your well. What have you been eating to become full up? My days been good thanks cleaning and catching up with washing but not too bad "

Get you, you're house-trained. I had salmon fillet followed by strawberries and cream.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"flies take off backwards is the only fun fact I know

That’s a super cool fact "

It's a fly fact.

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Howdy all x

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Salut mon cherie!

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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I know you've had a few evenings of animal facts so you might have had this one. Koala bears aren't part of the bear family

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Nicely done Lois!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Lois was so fast!

She was, wasn't she? I thought I should send a quick goodnight to someone because they might already be asleep, maybe not and bam, she was there.

You wouldn't want to be behind me if I were running for a bus though. You would need eye bleach "

Shuuuush you silly person, I wouldn't at all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim xx "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. Happy Saturday! x

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull


"Evening Jim xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. Happy Saturday! x"

Right back at ya Jim. Hope you're well xx

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Hello my darlings!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie, darling.

Oh Jim I’m looking forward to fun facts. I bet Meli has fun facts

Meli is a smartypants, I bet she has some fun facts.

I hope so "

Ithyphallophobia is the fear of erections, whether that's having, seeing (so no looking at Jim's photos if you suffer from it!) or thinking about one. I don't know many animal ones because I'm not cool.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all just popping in for a bit x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bo. Nice of you to pop. Smileyface x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and fellow nocturnal

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Daniel. You've given me a big one too, I love it. Smileyface

Young maaaan "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello my darlings!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie, darling.

Oh Jim I’m looking forward to fun facts. I bet Meli has fun facts

Meli is a smartypants, I bet she has some fun facts.

I hope so

Ithyphallophobia is the fear of erections, whether that's having, seeing (so no looking at Jim's photos if you suffer from it!) or thinking about one. I don't know many animal ones because I'm not cool. "

That’s an unfortunate phobia to have if you’re a guy

Sometimes I wish I had that phobia.

I have some animal facts for you.

Red pandas use their bushy tails as a blanket when they get chilly

Otters eat and sleep on their backs. They also hold hands when they sleep so they don’t got away from each other. Aaaand, they have pockets that they keep their favourite rocks in

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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"Hello my darlings!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie, darling.

Oh Jim I’m looking forward to fun facts. I bet Meli has fun facts

Meli is a smartypants, I bet she has some fun facts.

I hope so

Ithyphallophobia is the fear of erections, whether that's having, seeing (so no looking at Jim's photos if you suffer from it!) or thinking about one. I don't know many animal ones because I'm not cool.

That’s an unfortunate phobia to have if you’re a guy

Sometimes I wish I had that phobia.

I have some animal facts for you.

Red pandas use their bushy tails as a blanket when they get chilly

Otters eat and sleep on their backs. They also hold hands when they sleep so they don’t got away from each other. Aaaand, they have pockets that they keep their favourite rocks in "

I didn't realise how cute otters were

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening everyone x hope everyone is good x "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, C&C. I'm good. But, how are youuuuuuuuuuu? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all...no change, still lurking ... L x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, L. You're so lurky. x

Tried to come up with something that rhymed with lurky but the best I could do was smirky which actually is quite apt ... L x (the lurky smirky one)

Turkey.

Jerky? Twerky? Albuqurque? "

L she's so lurky, and when she isn't eating turkey lookin' all smirky, she's gettin' down and dirty doin' the twerky in albuqurque?

Hmmmm (thinking) I like it ...L x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Howdy all x "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Rowdy. How are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello my darlings!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie, darling.

Oh Jim I’m looking forward to fun facts. I bet Meli has fun facts

Meli is a smartypants, I bet she has some fun facts.

I hope so

Ithyphallophobia is the fear of erections, whether that's having, seeing (so no looking at Jim's photos if you suffer from it!) or thinking about one. I don't know many animal ones because I'm not cool.

That’s an unfortunate phobia to have if you’re a guy

Sometimes I wish I had that phobia.

I have some animal facts for you.

Red pandas use their bushy tails as a blanket when they get chilly

Otters eat and sleep on their backs. They also hold hands when they sleep so they don’t got away from each other. Aaaand, they have pockets that they keep their favourite rocks in

I didn't realise how cute otters were"

Otters are on the top tier of the Jamie Cuteness Scale which is a scientific measurement of animal cuteness

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Salut mon cherie! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and saluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut, Estella. Happy Saturday night, busy lady. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I know you've had a few evenings of animal facts so you might have had this one. Koala bears aren't part of the bear family"

What?!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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" Ithyphallophobia is the fear of erections, whether that's having, seeing (so no looking at Jim's photos if you suffer from it!) or thinking about one. I don't know many animal ones because I'm not cool.

That’s an unfortunate phobia to have if you’re a guy

Sometimes I wish I had that phobia.

I have some animal facts for you.

Red pandas use their bushy tails as a blanket when they get chilly

Otters eat and sleep on their backs. They also hold hands when they sleep so they don’t got away from each other. Aaaand, they have pockets that they keep their favourite rocks in "

Yeah, sometimes I think it could be a useful phobia for me.

Otters are so adorable and cute! Holding hands when they sleep is just so squidgey and so lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. Happy Saturday! x

Right back at ya Jim. Hope you're well xx"

I am well. How are you doing? x

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull


"Evening Jim xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. Happy Saturday! x

Right back at ya Jim. Hope you're well xx

I am well. How are you doing? x"

Yeah I'm good thanks xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello my darlings!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie, darling.

Oh Jim I’m looking forward to fun facts. I bet Meli has fun facts

Meli is a smartypants, I bet she has some fun facts.

I hope so

Ithyphallophobia is the fear of erections, whether that's having, seeing (so no looking at Jim's photos if you suffer from it!) or thinking about one. I don't know many animal ones because I'm not cool. "

What a terrible fear to have. I wonder how you get over lthyphallophobia.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Good evening you amazing people.

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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"I know you've had a few evenings of animal facts so you might have had this one. Koala bears aren't part of the bear family

What?!"

They are marsupials like kangaroos

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over a year ago


"Hello my darlings!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie, darling.

Oh Jim I’m looking forward to fun facts. I bet Meli has fun facts

Meli is a smartypants, I bet she has some fun facts.

I hope so

Ithyphallophobia is the fear of erections, whether that's having, seeing (so no looking at Jim's photos if you suffer from it!) or thinking about one. I don't know many animal ones because I'm not cool.

What a terrible fear to have. I wonder how you get over lthyphallophobia."

For you spending time with Tender Bollocks I would think

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all...no change, still lurking ... L x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, L. You're so lurky. x

Tried to come up with something that rhymed with lurky but the best I could do was smirky which actually is quite apt ... L x (the lurky smirky one)

Turkey.

Jerky? Twerky? Albuqurque?

L she's so lurky, and when she isn't eating turkey lookin' all smirky, she's gettin' down and dirty doin' the twerky in albuqurque?

Hmmmm (thinking) I like it ...L x"

I like it. x

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Good evening good sir how are you today? Have you had a good Saturday?

Good evening to all as well

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Martyn. I'm good, a bit full up. I've been eating. How was your day?

Good glad your well. What have you been eating to become full up? My days been good thanks cleaning and catching up with washing but not too bad

Get you, you're house-trained. I had salmon fillet followed by strawberries and cream. "

Yeah im a very domesticated animal me no house training required not a massive lover of fish but strawberries and cream are amazing

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Hello my darlings!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie, darling.

Oh Jim I’m looking forward to fun facts. I bet Meli has fun facts

Meli is a smartypants, I bet she has some fun facts.

I hope so

Ithyphallophobia is the fear of erections, whether that's having, seeing (so no looking at Jim's photos if you suffer from it!) or thinking about one. I don't know many animal ones because I'm not cool.

What a terrible fear to have. I wonder how you get over lthyphallophobia.

For you spending time with Tender Bollocks I would think "

That would definitely help him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. Happy Saturday! x

Right back at ya Jim. Hope you're well xx

I am well. How are you doing? x

Yeah I'm good thanks xx"

Excellent. x

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Salut mon cherie!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and saluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut, Estella. Happy Saturday night, busy lady. Smileyface"

Here’s my animal fact; a baby puffin is called a puffling.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening you amazing people. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Chunky. It's good to see you and your helmet.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Good evening you amazing people.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Chunky. It's good to see you and your helmet."

Its in need of good polishing. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I know you've had a few evenings of animal facts so you might have had this one. Koala bears aren't part of the bear family

What?!

They are marsupials like kangaroos"

That's a great fact, thank you very much.

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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"Salut mon cherie!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and saluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut, Estella. Happy Saturday night, busy lady. Smileyface

Here’s my animal fact; a baby puffin is called a puffling."

OMG, between the otters and pufflings it's cuteness overload.

Where do pufflings rank on your scale Jamie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello my darlings!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie, darling.

Oh Jim I’m looking forward to fun facts. I bet Meli has fun facts

Meli is a smartypants, I bet she has some fun facts.

I hope so

Ithyphallophobia is the fear of erections, whether that's having, seeing (so no looking at Jim's photos if you suffer from it!) or thinking about one. I don't know many animal ones because I'm not cool.

What a terrible fear to have. I wonder how you get over lthyphallophobia.

For you spending time with Tender Bollocks I would think "

He is hot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all...no change, still lurking ... L x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, L. You're so lurky. x

Tried to come up with something that rhymed with lurky but the best I could do was smirky which actually is quite apt ... L x (the lurky smirky one)

Turkey.

Jerky? Twerky? Albuqurque?

L she's so lurky, and when she isn't eating turkey lookin' all smirky, she's gettin' down and dirty doin' the twerky in albuqurque?

Hmmmm (thinking) I like it ...L x

I like it. x"

Then my job here is done and now it's sleepy time for me. The fun facts are starting strong tonight, enjoy. Sayonara...L x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening good sir how are you today? Have you had a good Saturday?

Good evening to all as well

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Martyn. I'm good, a bit full up. I've been eating. How was your day?

Good glad your well. What have you been eating to become full up? My days been good thanks cleaning and catching up with washing but not too bad

Get you, you're house-trained. I had salmon fillet followed by strawberries and cream.

Yeah im a very domesticated animal me no house training required not a massive lover of fish but strawberries and cream are amazing "

My first strawberries of the year.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all...no change, still lurking ... L x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, L. You're so lurky. x

Tried to come up with something that rhymed with lurky but the best I could do was smirky which actually is quite apt ... L x (the lurky smirky one)

Turkey.

Jerky? Twerky? Albuqurque?

L she's so lurky, and when she isn't eating turkey lookin' all smirky, she's gettin' down and dirty doin' the twerky in albuqurque?

Hmmmm (thinking) I like it ...L x

I like it. x

Then my job here is done and now it's sleepy time for me. The fun facts are starting strong tonight, enjoy. Sayonara...L x"

Na night. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Salut mon cherie!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and saluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut, Estella. Happy Saturday night, busy lady. Smileyface

Here’s my animal fact; a baby puffin is called a puffling."

That's the kinda cute fact that's appreciated on The late late nocturnal thread ©™.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Ithyphallophobia is the fear of erections, whether that's having, seeing (so no looking at Jim's photos if you suffer from it!) or thinking about one. I don't know many animal ones because I'm not cool.

That’s an unfortunate phobia to have if you’re a guy

Sometimes I wish I had that phobia.

I have some animal facts for you.

Red pandas use their bushy tails as a blanket when they get chilly

Otters eat and sleep on their backs. They also hold hands when they sleep so they don’t got away from each other. Aaaand, they have pockets that they keep their favourite rocks in

Yeah, sometimes I think it could be a useful phobia for me.

Otters are so adorable and cute! Holding hands when they sleep is just so squidgey and so lovely "

It would help being lured in by devil dick that’s for sure!

They are so cute! I reckon I must be part otter. I hold hands in my sleep and I’m always eating snacks in bed when I’m on my back.

Might explain why I have such a crumby night sleep too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening you amazing people.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Chunky. It's good to see you and your helmet.

Its in need of good polishing. Lol"

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Salut mon cherie!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and saluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut, Estella. Happy Saturday night, busy lady. Smileyface

Here’s my animal fact; a baby puffin is called a puffling.

OMG, between the otters and pufflings it's cuteness overload.

Where do pufflings rank on your scale Jamie? "

Omg pufflings!!!

They rank on the top tier too!

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Good evening good sir how are you today? Have you had a good Saturday?

Good evening to all as well

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Martyn. I'm good, a bit full up. I've been eating. How was your day?

Good glad your well. What have you been eating to become full up? My days been good thanks cleaning and catching up with washing but not too bad

Get you, you're house-trained. I had salmon fillet followed by strawberries and cream.

Yeah im a very domesticated animal me no house training required not a massive lover of fish but strawberries and cream are amazing

My first strawberries of the year."

Oh really a little late in the year for your first isnt it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I knew Jamie would like pufflings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"" Ithyphallophobia is the fear of erections" "

I learn lots of new words with you nocturnal humans

I hope everyone is well. X

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, hello everyone.

Are we posting random facts this evening?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening good sir how are you today? Have you had a good Saturday?

Good evening to all as well

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Martyn. I'm good, a bit full up. I've been eating. How was your day?

Good glad your well. What have you been eating to become full up? My days been good thanks cleaning and catching up with washing but not too bad

Get you, you're house-trained. I had salmon fillet followed by strawberries and cream.

Yeah im a very domesticated animal me no house training required not a massive lover of fish but strawberries and cream are amazing

My first strawberries of the year.

Oh really a little late in the year for your first isnt it lol "

I thought to myself, I should really get some strawberries. So I did.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"" Ithyphallophobia is the fear of erections"

I learn lots of new words with you nocturnal humans

I hope everyone is well. X

"

There's my favorite citrus. Mwah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"" Ithyphallophobia is the fear of erections"

I learn lots of new words with you nocturnal humans

I hope everyone is well. X

There's my favorite citrus. Mwah. "

It's good to see you posting!! X how have you been?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I knew Jamie would like pufflings."

I have the biggest grin on my face. And I’ve text my mum to tell her. She’s made up over this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"" Ithyphallophobia is the fear of erections"

I learn lots of new words with you nocturnal humans

I hope everyone is well. X

"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. I sincerely hope you never get that fear.

I hope you're well. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello my darlings!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie, darling.

Oh Jim I’m looking forward to fun facts. I bet Meli has fun facts

Meli is a smartypants, I bet she has some fun facts.

I hope so

Ithyphallophobia is the fear of erections, whether that's having, seeing (so no looking at Jim's photos if you suffer from it!) or thinking about one. I don't know many animal ones because I'm not cool.

What a terrible fear to have. I wonder how you get over lthyphallophobia.

For you spending time with Tender Bollocks I would think

That would definitely help him. "

See I observe so many things in the lounge Meli. I could be the Lounge therapist

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, hello everyone.

Are we posting random facts this evening?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. That's a big one.

Oh yeah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"" Ithyphallophobia is the fear of erections"

I learn lots of new words with you nocturnal humans

I hope everyone is well. X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. I sincerely hope you never get that fear.

I hope you're well. x"

I don't think that will ever happen! Is there a word for being fearful of boobs?

I'm well thank you! I just finished a very good movie, The Mule with Clint Eastwood. How are you tonight? Sleepy or ready to tackle the night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello my darlings!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie, darling.

Oh Jim I’m looking forward to fun facts. I bet Meli has fun facts

Meli is a smartypants, I bet she has some fun facts.

I hope so

Ithyphallophobia is the fear of erections, whether that's having, seeing (so no looking at Jim's photos if you suffer from it!) or thinking about one. I don't know many animal ones because I'm not cool.

What a terrible fear to have. I wonder how you get over lthyphallophobia.

For you spending time with Tender Bollocks I would think

He is hot."

He had a big cock for you earlier too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I knew Jamie would like pufflings.

I have the biggest grin on my face. And I’ve text my mum to tell her. She’s made up over this "

I like it when mums are happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good evening 175

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"" Ithyphallophobia is the fear of erections"

I learn lots of new words with you nocturnal humans

I hope everyone is well. X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. I sincerely hope you never get that fear.

I hope you're well. x

I don't think that will ever happen! Is there a word for being fearful of boobs?

I'm well thank you! I just finished a very good movie, The Mule with Clint Eastwood. How are you tonight? Sleepy or ready to tackle the night? "

Thank goodness. There probably is, I'd be surprised if there wasn't.

For a moment I thought the title of the film was, The Mule with Clint Eastwood. I'm ready for the night!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello my darlings!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie, darling.

Oh Jim I’m looking forward to fun facts. I bet Meli has fun facts

Meli is a smartypants, I bet she has some fun facts.

I hope so

Ithyphallophobia is the fear of erections, whether that's having, seeing (so no looking at Jim's photos if you suffer from it!) or thinking about one. I don't know many animal ones because I'm not cool.

What a terrible fear to have. I wonder how you get over lthyphallophobia.

For you spending time with Tender Bollocks I would think

He is hot.

He had a big cock for you earlier too "

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"They also hold hands when they sleep so they don’t got away from each other. Aaaand, they have pockets that they keep their favourite rocks in

Yeah, sometimes I think it could be a useful phobia for me.

Otters are so adorable and cute! Holding hands when they sleep is just so squidgey and so lovely

It would help being lured in by devil dick that’s for sure!

They are so cute! I reckon I must be part otter. I hold hands in my sleep and I’m always eating snacks in bed when I’m on my back.

Might explain why I have such a crumby night sleep too "

Devil dick! A little known fact about me, I love erections too much to ever really want to be afraid of them. I'm a slave to the d sadly.

You need a blow up doll, you can't hold hands with yourself! I actually think it's one of the most romantic and intimate things someone can do, hold your hands. It's so simple and lovely a gesture but if they almost absentmindedly reach for your hand while driving or you're ordering KFC it sends my heart all a flutter.

P.S the crumby night sleep was pure genius. Well played.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"good evening 175 "

Hahahaha. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Foxy Lady. How are you tonight?

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over a year ago

Evening all!

Hope everyone is well? Just spent last 4 days in the local hospital (B.R.I) lots of love to all the staff that had helped me, several of which had not had a day off in 29 days.

Feeling much better, thankyou!

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Good evening good sir how are you today? Have you had a good Saturday?

Good evening to all as well

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Martyn. I'm good, a bit full up. I've been eating. How was your day?

Good glad your well. What have you been eating to become full up? My days been good thanks cleaning and catching up with washing but not too bad

Get you, you're house-trained. I had salmon fillet followed by strawberries and cream.

Yeah im a very domesticated animal me no house training required not a massive lover of fish but strawberries and cream are amazing

My first strawberries of the year.

Oh really a little late in the year for your first isnt it lol

I thought to myself, I should really get some strawberries. So I did. "

I bet you enjoyed them didnt you lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all!

Hope everyone is well? Just spent last 4 days in the local hospital (B.R.I) lots of love to all the staff that had helped me, several of which had not had a day off in 29 days.

Feeling much better, thankyou!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Generous. Welcome home. I'm glad you're feeling much better.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening good sir how are you today? Have you had a good Saturday?

Good evening to all as well

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Martyn. I'm good, a bit full up. I've been eating. How was your day?

Good glad your well. What have you been eating to become full up? My days been good thanks cleaning and catching up with washing but not too bad

Get you, you're house-trained. I had salmon fillet followed by strawberries and cream.

Yeah im a very domesticated animal me no house training required not a massive lover of fish but strawberries and cream are amazing

My first strawberries of the year.

Oh really a little late in the year for your first isnt it lol

I thought to myself, I should really get some strawberries. So I did.

I bet you enjoyed them didnt you lol "

They were bloody lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all!

Hope everyone is well? Just spent last 4 days in the local hospital (B.R.I) lots of love to all the staff that had helped me, several of which had not had a day off in 29 days.

Feeling much better, thankyou!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Generous. Welcome home. I'm glad you're feeling much better. "

Thankyou!

Feeling much better, never realised the extent of my problems, initially started with removing my appendix, just like time team more digging brings more problems lol also had a procedure removing a cyst/tumour from lower colon, touch wood.. in the clear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They also hold hands when they sleep so they don’t got away from each other. Aaaand, they have pockets that they keep their favourite rocks in

Yeah, sometimes I think it could be a useful phobia for me.

Otters are so adorable and cute! Holding hands when they sleep is just so squidgey and so lovely

It would help being lured in by devil dick that’s for sure!

They are so cute! I reckon I must be part otter. I hold hands in my sleep and I’m always eating snacks in bed when I’m on my back.

Might explain why I have such a crumby night sleep too

Devil dick! A little known fact about me, I love erections too much to ever really want to be afraid of them. I'm a slave to the d sadly.

You need a blow up doll, you can't hold hands with yourself! I actually think it's one of the most romantic and intimate things someone can do, hold your hands. It's so simple and lovely a gesture but if they almost absentmindedly reach for your hand while driving or you're ordering KFC it sends my heart all a flutter.

P.S the crumby night sleep was pure genius. Well played."

I’m a slave to the d too boys

I love that! I’m like a limpet. I have no sense of personal space and just want to be touched all the time. I LOVE it when they hold my hand without realising it. I I definitely need a blow up doll. I miss holding hands while I sleep. I have a pillow boyfriend but he has no hands.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"" Ithyphallophobia is the fear of erections"

I learn lots of new words with you nocturnal humans

I hope everyone is well. X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. I sincerely hope you never get that fear.

I hope you're well. x

I don't think that will ever happen! Is there a word for being fearful of boobs?

I'm well thank you! I just finished a very good movie, The Mule with Clint Eastwood. How are you tonight? Sleepy or ready to tackle the night? "

Oh yes, Clint and his Pecans. I liked that film.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good evening 175

Hahahaha. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Foxy Lady. How are you tonight?"

Very good I'm still perving the boing vids, been watching then since this morning lol

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over a year ago


"They also hold hands when they sleep so they don’t got away from each other. Aaaand, they have pockets that they keep their favourite rocks in

Yeah, sometimes I think it could be a useful phobia for me.

Otters are so adorable and cute! Holding hands when they sleep is just so squidgey and so lovely

It would help being lured in by devil dick that’s for sure!

They are so cute! I reckon I must be part otter. I hold hands in my sleep and I’m always eating snacks in bed when I’m on my back.

Might explain why I have such a crumby night sleep too

Devil dick! A little known fact about me, I love erections too much to ever really want to be afraid of them. I'm a slave to the d sadly.

You need a blow up doll, you can't hold hands with yourself! I actually think it's one of the most romantic and intimate things someone can do, hold your hands. It's so simple and lovely a gesture but if they almost absentmindedly reach for your hand while driving or you're ordering KFC it sends my heart all a flutter.

P.S the crumby night sleep was pure genius. Well played.

I’m a slave to the d too boys

I love that! I’m like a limpet. I have no sense of personal space and just want to be touched all the time. I LOVE it when they hold my hand without realising it. I I definitely need a blow up doll. I miss holding hands while I sleep. I have a pillow boyfriend but he has no hands.

"

You know the sign of an intelligent lady when she can emphasise the little things! I totally agree, with me it's the subtle touches on my ear lobe, neck etc,

Carry on like that I'm known to fix tombolas haha

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over a year ago


"Evening all!

Hope everyone is well? Just spent last 4 days in the local hospital (B.R.I) lots of love to all the staff that had helped me, several of which had not had a day off in 29 days.

Feeling much better, thankyou!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Generous. Welcome home. I'm glad you're feeling much better.

Thankyou!

Feeling much better, never realised the extent of my problems, initially started with removing my appendix, just like time team more digging brings more problems lol also had a procedure removing a cyst/tumour from lower colon, touch wood.. in the clear!"

I'm laughing, but my goodness. I'm going to cross my fingers for you.

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over a year ago


"

Oh yes, Clint and his Pecans. I liked that film. "

I think the film had a lovely message behind it

You have good taste in movies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"" Ithyphallophobia is the fear of erections"

I learn lots of new words with you nocturnal humans

I hope everyone is well. X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. I sincerely hope you never get that fear.

I hope you're well. x

I don't think that will ever happen! Is there a word for being fearful of boobs?

I'm well thank you! I just finished a very good movie, The Mule with Clint Eastwood. How are you tonight? Sleepy or ready to tackle the night?

Thank goodness. There probably is, I'd be surprised if there wasn't.

For a moment I thought the title of the film was, The Mule with Clint Eastwood. I'm ready for the night!"

Are you going to have a very late one tonight then? What will be your drink of choice?!

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over a year ago


"Evening all!

Hope everyone is well? Just spent last 4 days in the local hospital (B.R.I) lots of love to all the staff that had helped me, several of which had not had a day off in 29 days.

Feeling much better, thankyou!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Generous. Welcome home. I'm glad you're feeling much better.

Thankyou!

Feeling much better, never realised the extent of my problems, initially started with removing my appendix, just like time team more digging brings more problems lol also had a procedure removing a cyst/tumour from lower colon, touch wood.. in the clear!

I'm laughing, but my goodness. I'm going to cross my fingers for you."

That's not good enough!

Least I expect is the capture of a mountain goat and blood to be spilled!

That's a joke btw everyone else lol

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over a year ago


"good evening 175

Hahahaha. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Foxy Lady. How are you tonight?

Very good I'm still perving the boing vids, been watching then since this morning lol "

You love the boing.

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over a year ago


"good evening 175

Hahahaha. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Foxy Lady. How are you tonight?

Very good I'm still perving the boing vids, been watching then since this morning lol

You love the boing."

I never knew I did till today, I can get enough of the videos

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over a year ago


"" Ithyphallophobia is the fear of erections"

I learn lots of new words with you nocturnal humans

I hope everyone is well. X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. I sincerely hope you never get that fear.

I hope you're well. x

I don't think that will ever happen! Is there a word for being fearful of boobs?

I'm well thank you! I just finished a very good movie, The Mule with Clint Eastwood. How are you tonight? Sleepy or ready to tackle the night?

Thank goodness. There probably is, I'd be surprised if there wasn't.

For a moment I thought the title of the film was, The Mule with Clint Eastwood. I'm ready for the night!

Are you going to have a very late one tonight then? What will be your drink of choice?! "

I don't know how late I'll stay up. I'll probably retire about threeish. I might have a couple of beers tonight.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Good evening good sir how are you today? Have you had a good Saturday?

Good evening to all as well

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Martyn. I'm good, a bit full up. I've been eating. How was your day?

Good glad your well. What have you been eating to become full up? My days been good thanks cleaning and catching up with washing but not too bad

Get you, you're house-trained. I had salmon fillet followed by strawberries and cream.

Yeah im a very domesticated animal me no house training required not a massive lover of fish but strawberries and cream are amazing

My first strawberries of the year.

Oh really a little late in the year for your first isnt it lol

I thought to myself, I should really get some strawberries. So I did.

I bet you enjoyed them didnt you lol

They were bloody lovely."

So im guessing more will be on your shopping list next time then lol but did you know strawberries are a member of the rose family, and are the only fruit to wear their seeds on the outside

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over a year ago

Good evening. I'm just knackered from supplying boings Jim.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Nicely done Lois!

Yay Meli I did cheat slightly didn't I? I did nearly get caught out by posting about Nigerian dwarf goats x "

Oh btw you didn't cheat at all. I used to have a little dwarf rabbit and she was one of the best pets ever. Until she ate two of her babies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening good sir how are you today? Have you had a good Saturday?

Good evening to all as well

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Martyn. I'm good, a bit full up. I've been eating. How was your day?

Good glad your well. What have you been eating to become full up? My days been good thanks cleaning and catching up with washing but not too bad

Get you, you're house-trained. I had salmon fillet followed by strawberries and cream.

Yeah im a very domesticated animal me no house training required not a massive lover of fish but strawberries and cream are amazing

My first strawberries of the year.

Oh really a little late in the year for your first isnt it lol

I thought to myself, I should really get some strawberries. So I did.

I bet you enjoyed them didnt you lol

They were bloody lovely.

So im guessing more will be on your shopping list next time then lol but did you know strawberries are a member of the rose family, and are the only fruit to wear their seeds on the outside "

Oh, there will be more strawberries Didn't know strawberries are a member of the rose family. I did know about the seeds.

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over a year ago


"" Ithyphallophobia is the fear of erections"

I learn lots of new words with you nocturnal humans

I hope everyone is well. X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. I sincerely hope you never get that fear.

I hope you're well. x

I don't think that will ever happen! Is there a word for being fearful of boobs?

I'm well thank you! I just finished a very good movie, The Mule with Clint Eastwood. How are you tonight? Sleepy or ready to tackle the night?

Thank goodness. There probably is, I'd be surprised if there wasn't.

For a moment I thought the title of the film was, The Mule with Clint Eastwood. I'm ready for the night!

Are you going to have a very late one tonight then? What will be your drink of choice?!

I don't know how late I'll stay up. I'll probably retire about threeish. I might have a couple of beers tonight."

*Homer Simpson voices*

Mmm, beer.

I should really go to sleep as I need to be up early tomorrow but I'm high on c o c a c o l a (and I do mean the drink it makes me feel ALIVE not the drug just incase a mod is debating banning me.)

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over a year ago


"Evening all!

Hope everyone is well? Just spent last 4 days in the local hospital (B.R.I) lots of love to all the staff that had helped me, several of which had not had a day off in 29 days.

Feeling much better, thankyou!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Generous. Welcome home. I'm glad you're feeling much better.

Thankyou!

Feeling much better, never realised the extent of my problems, initially started with removing my appendix, just like time team more digging brings more problems lol also had a procedure removing a cyst/tumour from lower colon, touch wood.. in the clear!

I'm laughing, but my goodness. I'm going to cross my fingers for you.

That's not good enough!

Least I expect is the capture of a mountain goat and blood to be spilled!

That's a joke btw everyone else lol "

To be fair a mountain goat is nothing to anyone that has killed a cow.

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over a year ago


"Good evening good sir how are you today? Have you had a good Saturday?

Good evening to all as well

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Martyn. I'm good, a bit full up. I've been eating. How was your day?

Good glad your well. What have you been eating to become full up? My days been good thanks cleaning and catching up with washing but not too bad

Get you, you're house-trained. I had salmon fillet followed by strawberries and cream.

Yeah im a very domesticated animal me no house training required not a massive lover of fish but strawberries and cream are amazing

My first strawberries of the year.

Oh really a little late in the year for your first isnt it lol

I thought to myself, I should really get some strawberries. So I did.

I bet you enjoyed them didnt you lol

They were bloody lovely.

So im guessing more will be on your shopping list next time then lol but did you know strawberries are a member of the rose family, and are the only fruit to wear their seeds on the outside

Oh, there will be more strawberries Didn't know strawberries are a member of the rose family. I did know about the seeds."

Soak them in saltwater for half an hour to get rid of all the creepy crawlies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening. I'm just knackered from supplying boings Jim. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dan. How many boings have you done today?

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over a year ago


"Nicely done Lois!

Yay Meli I did cheat slightly didn't I? I did nearly get caught out by posting about Nigerian dwarf goats x

Oh btw you didn't cheat at all. I used to have a little dwarf rabbit and she was one of the best pets ever. Until she ate two of her babies. "

That's an animal fact that isn't cute.

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over a year ago


"Evening all!

Hope everyone is well? Just spent last 4 days in the local hospital (B.R.I) lots of love to all the staff that had helped me, several of which had not had a day off in 29 days.

Feeling much better, thankyou!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Generous. Welcome home. I'm glad you're feeling much better.

Thankyou!

Feeling much better, never realised the extent of my problems, initially started with removing my appendix, just like time team more digging brings more problems lol also had a procedure removing a cyst/tumour from lower colon, touch wood.. in the clear!

I'm laughing, but my goodness. I'm going to cross my fingers for you.

That's not good enough!

Least I expect is the capture of a mountain goat and blood to be spilled!

That's a joke btw everyone else lol

To be fair a mountain goat is nothing to anyone that has killed a cow."

Even rarer is a mythical beast from the jobcentre known as universal credit,

Incredibly nervous, very rare, not even a pokeball would catch it, entitiles the lucky recipient a jobcentre claim... Viable after 6 weeks lol

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Good evening good sir how are you today? Have you had a good Saturday?

Good evening to all as well

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Martyn. I'm good, a bit full up. I've been eating. How was your day?

Good glad your well. What have you been eating to become full up? My days been good thanks cleaning and catching up with washing but not too bad

Get you, you're house-trained. I had salmon fillet followed by strawberries and cream.

Yeah im a very domesticated animal me no house training required not a massive lover of fish but strawberries and cream are amazing

My first strawberries of the year.

Oh really a little late in the year for your first isnt it lol

I thought to myself, I should really get some strawberries. So I did.

I bet you enjoyed them didnt you lol

They were bloody lovely.

So im guessing more will be on your shopping list next time then lol but did you know strawberries are a member of the rose family, and are the only fruit to wear their seeds on the outside

Oh, there will be more strawberries Didn't know strawberries are a member of the rose family. I did know about the seeds."

Yeah if you smell them while there still growing they smell as sweet as they taste

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Boo

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over a year ago


"" Ithyphallophobia is the fear of erections"

I learn lots of new words with you nocturnal humans

I hope everyone is well. X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. I sincerely hope you never get that fear.

I hope you're well. x

I don't think that will ever happen! Is there a word for being fearful of boobs?

I'm well thank you! I just finished a very good movie, The Mule with Clint Eastwood. How are you tonight? Sleepy or ready to tackle the night?

Thank goodness. There probably is, I'd be surprised if there wasn't.

For a moment I thought the title of the film was, The Mule with Clint Eastwood. I'm ready for the night!

Are you going to have a very late one tonight then? What will be your drink of choice?!

I don't know how late I'll stay up. I'll probably retire about threeish. I might have a couple of beers tonight.

*Homer Simpson voices*

Mmm, beer.

I should really go to sleep as I need to be up early tomorrow but I'm high on c o c a c o l a (and I do mean the drink it makes me feel ALIVE not the drug just incase a mod is debating banning me.)"

Why do you have to be up early on a Sunday? I also have c o c a c o l a in the fridge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nicely done Lois!

Yay Meli I did cheat slightly didn't I? I did nearly get caught out by posting about Nigerian dwarf goats x

Oh btw you didn't cheat at all. I used to have a little dwarf rabbit and she was one of the best pets ever. Until she ate two of her babies. "

I feel like it’s irresponsible to post this where Jamie can read it. Were the babies ok? Please tell me it has a happy ending

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening good sir how are you today? Have you had a good Saturday?

Good evening to all as well

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Martyn. I'm good, a bit full up. I've been eating. How was your day?

Good glad your well. What have you been eating to become full up? My days been good thanks cleaning and catching up with washing but not too bad

Get you, you're house-trained. I had salmon fillet followed by strawberries and cream.

Yeah im a very domesticated animal me no house training required not a massive lover of fish but strawberries and cream are amazing

My first strawberries of the year.

Oh really a little late in the year for your first isnt it lol

I thought to myself, I should really get some strawberries. So I did.

I bet you enjoyed them didnt you lol

They were bloody lovely.

So im guessing more will be on your shopping list next time then lol but did you know strawberries are a member of the rose family, and are the only fruit to wear their seeds on the outside

Oh, there will be more strawberries Didn't know strawberries are a member of the rose family. I did know about the seeds.

Yeah if you smell them while there still growing they smell as sweet as they taste "

Beautiful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all!

Hope everyone is well? Just spent last 4 days in the local hospital (B.R.I) lots of love to all the staff that had helped me, several of which had not had a day off in 29 days.

Feeling much better, thankyou!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Generous. Welcome home. I'm glad you're feeling much better.

Thankyou!

Feeling much better, never realised the extent of my problems, initially started with removing my appendix, just like time team more digging brings more problems lol also had a procedure removing a cyst/tumour from lower colon, touch wood.. in the clear!

I'm laughing, but my goodness. I'm going to cross my fingers for you.

That's not good enough!

Least I expect is the capture of a mountain goat and blood to be spilled!

That's a joke btw everyone else lol

To be fair a mountain goat is nothing to anyone that has killed a cow."

I've killed a cow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boo"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yasmeen. Welcome to the nocturnal scene. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all!

Hope everyone is well? Just spent last 4 days in the local hospital (B.R.I) lots of love to all the staff that had helped me, several of which had not had a day off in 29 days.

Feeling much better, thankyou!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Generous. Welcome home. I'm glad you're feeling much better.

Thankyou!

Feeling much better, never realised the extent of my problems, initially started with removing my appendix, just like time team more digging brings more problems lol also had a procedure removing a cyst/tumour from lower colon, touch wood.. in the clear!

I'm laughing, but my goodness. I'm going to cross my fingers for you.

That's not good enough!

Least I expect is the capture of a mountain goat and blood to be spilled!

That's a joke btw everyone else lol

To be fair a mountain goat is nothing to anyone that has killed a cow.

I've killed a cow "

Can't help but think that's a deleted scene from cow and chicken lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"" Ithyphallophobia is the fear of erections"

I learn lots of new words with you nocturnal humans

I hope everyone is well. X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. I sincerely hope you never get that fear.

I hope you're well. x

I don't think that will ever happen! Is there a word for being fearful of boobs?

I'm well thank you! I just finished a very good movie, The Mule with Clint Eastwood. How are you tonight? Sleepy or ready to tackle the night?

Thank goodness. There probably is, I'd be surprised if there wasn't.

For a moment I thought the title of the film was, The Mule with Clint Eastwood. I'm ready for the night!

Are you going to have a very late one tonight then? What will be your drink of choice?!

I don't know how late I'll stay up. I'll probably retire about threeish. I might have a couple of beers tonight.

*Homer Simpson voices*

Mmm, beer.

I should really go to sleep as I need to be up early tomorrow but I'm high on c o c a c o l a (and I do mean the drink it makes me feel ALIVE not the drug just incase a mod is debating banning me.)

Why do you have to be up early on a Sunday? I also have c o c a c o l a in the fridge."

It's Father's Day so I want to get up early to sort my partners gifts out and also might pop to my dads grave if the weather is OK!

I still haven't tried the c o c a c o l a with milk!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all!

Hope everyone is well? Just spent last 4 days in the local hospital (B.R.I) lots of love to all the staff that had helped me, several of which had not had a day off in 29 days.

Feeling much better, thankyou!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Generous. Welcome home. I'm glad you're feeling much better.

Thankyou!

Feeling much better, never realised the extent of my problems, initially started with removing my appendix, just like time team more digging brings more problems lol also had a procedure removing a cyst/tumour from lower colon, touch wood.. in the clear!

I'm laughing, but my goodness. I'm going to cross my fingers for you.

That's not good enough!

Least I expect is the capture of a mountain goat and blood to be spilled!

That's a joke btw everyone else lol

To be fair a mountain goat is nothing to anyone that has killed a cow.

I've killed a cow "

It was you I was thinking of. Living your best life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I've killed a cow

Can't help but think that's a deleted scene from cow and chicken lol"

Is that a movie? I've never heard of it. Tell me more!

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over a year ago


"Nicely done Lois!

Yay Meli I did cheat slightly didn't I? I did nearly get caught out by posting about Nigerian dwarf goats x

Oh btw you didn't cheat at all. I used to have a little dwarf rabbit and she was one of the best pets ever. Until she ate two of her babies. "

Hannibal bunny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jamieeeeee

I want some woo woo for my vagina which one is it again as there's a few different ones showing up for me!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Boo

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yasmeen. Welcome to the nocturnal scene. x"

Xxxxx

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over a year ago


"" Ithyphallophobia is the fear of erections"

I learn lots of new words with you nocturnal humans

I hope everyone is well. X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. I sincerely hope you never get that fear.

I hope you're well. x

I don't think that will ever happen! Is there a word for being fearful of boobs?

I'm well thank you! I just finished a very good movie, The Mule with Clint Eastwood. How are you tonight? Sleepy or ready to tackle the night?

Thank goodness. There probably is, I'd be surprised if there wasn't.

For a moment I thought the title of the film was, The Mule with Clint Eastwood. I'm ready for the night!

Are you going to have a very late one tonight then? What will be your drink of choice?!

I don't know how late I'll stay up. I'll probably retire about threeish. I might have a couple of beers tonight.

*Homer Simpson voices*

Mmm, beer.

I should really go to sleep as I need to be up early tomorrow but I'm high on c o c a c o l a (and I do mean the drink it makes me feel ALIVE not the drug just incase a mod is debating banning me.)

Why do you have to be up early on a Sunday? I also have c o c a c o l a in the fridge.

It's Father's Day so I want to get up early to sort my partners gifts out and also might pop to my dads grave if the weather is OK!

I still haven't tried the c o c a c o l a with milk! "

That's lovely. But what is it with you and your deathly typos?!

Me neither.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I've killed a cow

Can't help but think that's a deleted scene from cow and chicken lol

Is that a movie? I've never heard of it. Tell me more! "

Misspent youth cow and chicken on cartoon network?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Nicely done Lois!

Yay Meli I did cheat slightly didn't I? I did nearly get caught out by posting about Nigerian dwarf goats x

Oh btw you didn't cheat at all. I used to have a little dwarf rabbit and she was one of the best pets ever. Until she ate two of her babies.

I feel like it’s irresponsible to post this where Jamie can read it. Were the babies ok? Please tell me it has a happy ending "

Oh Jamie close your eyes and don't read this. There were four and half of them lived very happy bunny lives.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"" Ithyphallophobia is the fear of erections"

I learn lots of new words with you nocturnal humans

I hope everyone is well. X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. I sincerely hope you never get that fear.

I hope you're well. x

I don't think that will ever happen! Is there a word for being fearful of boobs?

I'm well thank you! I just finished a very good movie, The Mule with Clint Eastwood. How are you tonight? Sleepy or ready to tackle the night?

Thank goodness. There probably is, I'd be surprised if there wasn't.

For a moment I thought the title of the film was, The Mule with Clint Eastwood. I'm ready for the night!

Are you going to have a very late one tonight then? What will be your drink of choice?!

I don't know how late I'll stay up. I'll probably retire about threeish. I might have a couple of beers tonight.

*Homer Simpson voices*

Mmm, beer.

I should really go to sleep as I need to be up early tomorrow but I'm high on c o c a c o l a (and I do mean the drink it makes me feel ALIVE not the drug just incase a mod is debating banning me.)

Why do you have to be up early on a Sunday? I also have c o c a c o l a in the fridge.

It's Father's Day so I want to get up early to sort my partners gifts out and also might pop to my dads grave if the weather is OK!

I still haven't tried the c o c a c o l a with milk!

That's lovely. But what is it with you and your deathly typos?!

Me neither. "

What do you mean deathly tippos?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I've killed a cow

Can't help but think that's a deleted scene from cow and chicken lol

Is that a movie? I've never heard of it. Tell me more!

Misspent youth cow and chicken on cartoon network?"

I've never seen it! I'm glad you're better by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jimbo and all.

I'm pervin' tonight.

Gonna make myself red raw soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I've killed a cow

Can't help but think that's a deleted scene from cow and chicken lol

Is that a movie? I've never heard of it. Tell me more!

Misspent youth cow and chicken on cartoon network?

I've never seen it! I'm glad you're better by the way "

Thankyou,

Can't thank nhs enough, but it's a double edged sword lost my job in the mean time :/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nicely done Lois!

Yay Meli I did cheat slightly didn't I? I did nearly get caught out by posting about Nigerian dwarf goats x

Oh btw you didn't cheat at all. I used to have a little dwarf rabbit and she was one of the best pets ever. Until she ate two of her babies.

I feel like it’s irresponsible to post this where Jamie can read it. Were the babies ok? Please tell me it has a happy ending

Oh Jamie close your eyes and don't read this. There were four and half of them lived very happy bunny lives."

Here you are Jamie so that you know it is the circle of life

"If a mother rabbits is stressed or afraid, she may eat her litter. Sometimes she's afraid of predators and eats the babies to protect them. A mother bunny will eat an injured or sick baby. Sometimes she eats the runt of the litter, because he's the weakest and least likely of survive"

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over a year ago


"" Ithyphallophobia is the fear of erections"

I learn lots of new words with you nocturnal humans

I hope everyone is well. X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. I sincerely hope you never get that fear.

I hope you're well. x

I don't think that will ever happen! Is there a word for being fearful of boobs?

I'm well thank you! I just finished a very good movie, The Mule with Clint Eastwood. How are you tonight? Sleepy or ready to tackle the night?

Thank goodness. There probably is, I'd be surprised if there wasn't.

For a moment I thought the title of the film was, The Mule with Clint Eastwood. I'm ready for the night!

Are you going to have a very late one tonight then? What will be your drink of choice?!

I don't know how late I'll stay up. I'll probably retire about threeish. I might have a couple of beers tonight.

*Homer Simpson voices*

Mmm, beer.

I should really go to sleep as I need to be up early tomorrow but I'm high on c o c a c o l a (and I do mean the drink it makes me feel ALIVE not the drug just incase a mod is debating banning me.)

Why do you have to be up early on a Sunday? I also have c o c a c o l a in the fridge.

It's Father's Day so I want to get up early to sort my partners gifts out and also might pop to my dads grave if the weather is OK!

I still haven't tried the c o c a c o l a with milk!

That's lovely. But what is it with you and your deathly typos?!

Me neither.

What do you mean deathly tippos? "

It's me being a twit and misreading what you said. I thought you meant brave the weather. I am sorry.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Nicely done Lois!

Yay Meli I did cheat slightly didn't I? I did nearly get caught out by posting about Nigerian dwarf goats x

Oh btw you didn't cheat at all. I used to have a little dwarf rabbit and she was one of the best pets ever. Until she ate two of her babies.

I feel like it’s irresponsible to post this where Jamie can read it. Were the babies ok? Please tell me it has a happy ending

Oh Jamie close your eyes and don't read this. There were four and half of them lived very happy bunny lives.

Here you are Jamie so that you know it is the circle of life

"If a mother rabbits is stressed or afraid, she may eat her litter. Sometimes she's afraid of predators and eats the babies to protect them. A mother bunny will eat an injured or sick baby. Sometimes she eats the runt of the litter, because he's the weakest and least likely of survive""

I should have not shared this sad tale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Jim and all.. and bye to. Catch you tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jimbo and all.

I'm pervin' tonight.

Gonna make myself red raw soon. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lib. If you're gonna bash your bishop, bash it good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jamieeeeee

I want some woo woo for my vagina which one is it again as there's a few different ones showing up for me! "

It’s this one my fuzzy vagina’d friend! I’m so happy you’re about to start your woo woo journey!

https://www.superdrug.com/Toiletries/Feminine-Care/Feminine-Wash/Woo-Woo-Intimate-Hair-Removal-Cream/p/776653

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

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Oh yes, Clint and his Pecans. I liked that film.

I think the film had a lovely message behind it

You have good taste in movies! "

It did.

I did spend the whole movie dreading something terrible happening.

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