FabSwingers.com forum: Weirdest compliment you ever received

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Either online or in person... A man once told me he loved my 'Tesla logo' shaped tummy button...

I've also been told I'm pretty for being a Geordie... (?!).

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

I've been complimented on my testicles a few times in clubs

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I was told by someone that they had never met anyone who was able to be so nasty in the bedroom while being so nice out of it, I liked that.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I've been complimented on my testicles a few times in clubs

I'm going to compliment you on having the best male profile I've ever read on here....well done

Hope thats not too weird

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

A guy I slept with once complimented my bumhole. I thought they were all pretty similar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told that I have the straightest cock she had ever seen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once told by a physio..

..you can tell you 'used' to work out.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was once told by a physio..

..you can tell you 'used' to work out....."

Ooohhhhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was told by someone that they had never met anyone who was able to be so nasty in the bedroom while being so nice out of it, I liked that."

I think that's a lovely compliment

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I was once told by a physio..

..you can tell you 'used' to work out....."

If we're talking backhanded compliments, I guy at uni once told me he thought I was attractive but not typically attractive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex sister in law when we met for the first time...

You're the last one for me to meet. For an attractive family, none of you are very photogenic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was once told by a physio..

..you can tell you 'used' to work out.....

If we're talking backhanded compliments, I guy at uni once told me he thought I was attractive but not typically attractive

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That makes you hot and unique.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was once told by a physio..

..you can tell you 'used' to work out.....

If we're talking backhanded compliments, I guy at uni once told me he thought I was attractive but not typically attractive

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Yeah I got told I don't like tattoos but you're okay... Wow x

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"I was told by someone that they had never met anyone who was able to be so nasty in the bedroom while being so nice out of it, I liked that.

I think that's a lovely compliment "

Yeah I thought it was a good one, I don't usually take complements very well but remembered that one.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I've been complimented on my testicles a few times in clubs

They are jolly fantastic

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I was once told by a physio..

..you can tell you 'used' to work out.....

If we're talking backhanded compliments, I guy at uni once told me he thought I was attractive but not typically attractive

That makes you hot and unique. "

Pretty sure he was negging me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh iv had you would so pretty if you lost weight!

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By *ugRollersCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

I’ve been told many times I taste nice

I wouldn’t know .... I’ve never tasted myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh iv had you would so pretty if you lost weight!"

Hope you gave them a good hard slap!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Oh iv had you would so pretty if you lost weight!"

You're pretty full stop x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh iv had you would so pretty if you lost weight!"

I have had that one too!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

You'd be pretty if you weren't ginger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'd be pretty if you weren't ginger

Its just all so unnecessary.

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

You're not pretty but you are striking.

He's lucky he wasn't struck in the groin

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"You'd be pretty if you weren't ginger

Its just all so unnecessary. "

It is but meh I happen to like my hair

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

Wow - you’re pretty hot for a short arse!

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

"I've been complimented on my testicles a few times in clubs

I'm going to compliment you on having the best male profile I've ever read on here....well done

Hope thats not too weird

Thank you,no ones ever said that before

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You'd be pretty if you weren't ginger

Its just all so unnecessary.

It is but meh I happen to like my hair

I change my hair a lot and often get comments like. Oh I preferred it...

I'd prefer it if you kept your opinion to yourself.

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

"I've been complimented on my testicles a few times in clubs

They are jolly fantastic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been complimented on my testicles a few times in clubs

They are jolly fantastic

Well colour me intrigued.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been complimented on my testicles a few times in clubs

They are jolly fantastic

Remember the matching cupcake?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"You'd be pretty if you weren't ginger

Its just all so unnecessary.

It is but meh I happen to like my hair

I change my hair a lot and often get comments like. Oh I preferred it...

I'd prefer it if you kept your opinion to yourself. "

Exactly this, once had two pissed up blokes say I should be ashamed of my hair and should dye it!!!

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

"I've been complimented on my testicles a few times in clubs

They are jolly fantastic

Well colour me intrigued."

It's my ethos of my body being a scrapyard not a temple

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

"I've been complimented on my testicles a few times in clubs

They are jolly fantastic

Remember the matching cupcake?

Ooohhh hello

Long time no see. Yes I do remember it very fondly infact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You look like a melted wellie like me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been complimented on my testicles a few times in clubs

They are jolly fantastic

Remember the matching cupcake?

Ooohhh hello

Long time no see. Yes I do remember it very fondly infact

Good to see you posting again xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""You look like a melted wellie like me""

Read this as Willie first time ??????

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Childbearing hips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either way........ erm.flattering? Haha

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I was once told I don't sound that black. I was so flattered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was once told I don't sound that black. I was so flattered.

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

"I've been complimented on my testicles a few times in clubs

They are jolly fantastic

Remember the matching cupcake?

Ooohhh hello

Long time no see. Yes I do remember it very fondly infact

Good to see you posting again xx"

I pop on every now and again but it seems so different now. I can remember when it was all fields round here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a hospital waiting room about a year ago a woman of my age told me i had wonderful thighs and started rubbing them.

I usually get eye colour compliments but seeing as how I haven't got thunder thighs then she was either quite mad or she just wanted to touch me... I'm going with the madness

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By *uscious_Lady1Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

Was told I had a beautiful cervix while a doctor had his head between my legs.... I found myself thanking him!! I’ve never seen it before so was nice to know even if slightly weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very recently I was told by someone that I had a good figure as he liked his women sturdy

what do you even say to that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very recently I was told by someone that I had a good figure as he liked his women sturdy

what do you even say to that? "

Thanks?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Been told so many times "you'd be so good looking if you lost weight". But my favourite has to be that I've "got pretty decent pins for a fat bird"

Bless.

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By *ovingeachotherCouple
over a year ago

Devizes

I had a guy in the chat room ask me to fart on cam for him ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite often get ‘youre a nice girl it’s a shame I met you on here’ after speaking with people.

Damaged goods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a guy in the chat room ask me to fart on cam for him ??"

Did you....?

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By *iz78Woman
over a year ago

wirral

I have been 'complimented' on being a solid bbq not one of those wobbly ones

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I was told i tasted better than a Sunday dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a lovely pic arse for a white girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a lovely pic arse for a white girl "

You have a lovely arse full stop...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a lovely pic arse for a white girl

You have a lovely arse full stop...

You have a lovely head of hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a lovely pic arse for a white girl

You have a lovely arse full stop...

You have a lovely head of hair

I love you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a lovely pic arse for a white girl

You have a lovely arse full stop...

You have a lovely head of hair

I love you!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I quite often get ‘youre a nice girl it’s a shame I met you on here’ after speaking with people.

Damaged goods

We're all damaged in one way or another. If this is the only damage they find then you're doing pretty well!

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By *hy-Guy-86Man
over a year ago

Norwich

I was told I look great in the dark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once told that "if your cock was bigger you could be in porn"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the conclusion of a breathing test checkup I was congratulated by the Nurse, "great news, you have the lungs of a 47 year old".....

I'd only turned 48, 3 weeks before.....

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By *lim Jim 68Man
over a year ago

Guernsey

A lady once described me as having "dependable legs"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got told I was too nice once... then promptly dumped in the same sentence

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By *uliaChrisCouple
over a year ago

westerham

Was told by two different people inside two weeks that I walk like Tom Cruise.

Nothing else, just that I walk like him.

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