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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So many of you know I'm known for making autocorrect errors and not proof reading.

These can have hilarious results but also rather embarrassing ones.

I do this in person too and often get my words muddled up for example i often call people sweetness or sweet pea.

Well I did until the day I said to a friend ok sweet peaness!

So what funny language mistakes have you made.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Looks like its just me then.

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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"Looks like its just me then. "

It's not just you. I never read my messages back so they are always full of errors. Too many to mention though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make them ALL the time

I’m hilarious though

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I am always way to measured for these They can be hilarious and I have made a few bloopers

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I was once chatting to Lex and said I was going to watch a rom com but my auto correct changed it to rim com

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I was once chatting to Lex and said I was going to watch a rom com but my auto correct changed it to rim com "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are a lot of ducking ducks in my phone

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

My go to for this was a conversation I was having with a friend on here about the merits of a decent Sunday lunch in which I exclaimed:

"I love a good roasting"

Fortunately she knew me well enough to see the funny side of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I send so many of them, it's got embarrassing!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some of these are hilarious.

My all-time worst was when I sent an email for work stating "please remember your willies"

It was a field trip and actually they needed their wellies

Thankfully everybody saw funny side.

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By *erdyCurvyInkedPervyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Just had one of these...

Someone messaged me saying 'I see you're a squirrel'

Unfortunately i am not

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

For awhile my phone corrected Kik to KKK

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For awhile my phone corrected Kik to KKK "

that's a big ooppppps!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

When my sister and I had a pack of dogs between us we used to take them out together all the time, and my special moment was when I asked her

"are we dogging at 2 or 3?"

Yeah. That stuck....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just had one of these...

Someone messaged me saying 'I see you're a squirrel'

Unfortunately i am not "

What were they trying say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman in my procurement team is called Orla, my email autocorrects to Oral

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By *erdyCurvyInkedPervyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire


"Just had one of these...

Someone messaged me saying 'I see you're a squirrel'

Unfortunately i am not

What were they trying say. "

They were trying to say 'I see you're a squirter'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just had one of these...

Someone messaged me saying 'I see you're a squirrel'

Unfortunately i am not

What were they trying say.

They were trying to say 'I see you're a squirter'"

Hahaha that is brilliant

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I remember somebody at work typing an e-mail that was supposed to say "The current position is..." but he actually ended up writing "The current prostitution is..."

That's a genuinely difficult mistake to make with auto-carrot and spell-checking, but he managed it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there's a shop called Filcos, i message my then 16 yr old to pop to Filcos to buy me milk. It sent saying can you go to DILDOS. My son pissed himself laughing. I died on the spot lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the middle of the night I don’t proof read anything mainly because I can’t see but like you op I’ve made some unreadable howlers!!

T

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By *isbehavingWoman
over a year ago

Huntly

A friends wife messaged him to say it was mince and tatties for dinner. It was autocorrect to minge and tattoos.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

A friend was talking to me about a surprise for his girlfriends birthday - he said he hoped she would love it and I thought I said ‘I hope she does’ but stupid autocarrot changed it to ‘I hope she dies’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So many of you know I'm known for making autocorrect errors and not proof reading.

These can have hilarious results but also rather embarrassing ones.

I do this in person too and often get my words muddled up for example i often call people sweetness or sweet pea.

Well I did until the day I said to a friend ok sweet peaness!

So what funny language mistakes have you made. "

Better than calling him/her a dickhead

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