FabSwingers.com forum: Chat up lines

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you use them?

Do you like when someone uses one on you?

What are the best you have heard?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you use them?

Do you like when someone uses one on you?

What are the best you have heard?"

Let me rearrange the alphabet and put u and I together...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel my shirt!! It’s made from boyfriend material

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fancy going halves on a bastard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Have you got any Welsh in you? Would you like some?’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, I’m sexy enough that I don’t need to use them

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By *auti Lass and MoleCouple
over a year ago

Bicester

If you like chicken? Then you should suck this, it's foul....

Surprising it has never worked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must be drawn to the force, ‘cuz Yoda only one for me.

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By *edtiggerMan
over a year ago

hampshire

To catch the rabbit. You have to chase the rabbits tail .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That dress looks amazing on you. Although it would look better on my bedroom floor!!

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By *ongfellaMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Are you my pinky toe ? Cos I’ll bang you all over my furniture

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By *irm hand LukeMan
over a year ago

Berkshire/West Oxfordshire

"I must be drawn to the force, ‘cuz Yoda only one for me."

Oh my word can I have that one? Can I can I can I?

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Chat up lines are ok. The best chat up line is "Hello, my name is..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did it hurt? You know when you fell from heaven

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By *irm hand LukeMan
over a year ago

Berkshire/West Oxfordshire

Actually put one as my status update today, pure coincidence!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are you a parking ticket?

Because you have fine written all over you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAF!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was out with my friends, a guy once told me I won a prize and the only way to claim it was give him my number.

9 years later and he still hasn’t messaged

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Wouldn't have a clue where to start chatting someone up

Flirting is not a skill I have much of either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like diamonds?

Yes you say? Well that's alright because ma cock's a gem

(haven't tried it, but guys, feel free to use this one)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like to help me commit adultery ?

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I had a message saying " Fancy a game of find the truncheon". Made me smile. I like witty messages.

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Can I bang u, like a shithouse door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn, you are gorgeous, with women like you, it's not a wonder that men wank

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

My names Dick , would you like it,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now let's not beat about the bush, I want to beat about your bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I was out with my friends, a guy once told me I won a prize and the only way to claim it was give him my number.

9 years later and he still hasn’t messaged

Would it be horrendous if I now messaged you?

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By *oodgirlturnedNaughtyWoman
over a year ago

Derby

"Fancy going halves on a bastard?"

Hahaha, love it

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