FabSwingers.com forum: The funniest thing that’s happened to you during sex

By *ensual-dominant-passion OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

What is the funniest thing that has happened to you during sex... this one had me in tears of laughter I couldn’t concentrate... I was on top of her.. looking in to her eyes and her eyes went cross eyed... but she wasn’t cross eyed her eyes were straight.. but as I was looking in to them she would cross her eyes it just made me burst out laughing... this was a while ago and not anyone on fab...

Has anyone had a funny experience that made you laugh during sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got attacked by her cat. Maybe the little furball did not like the show,or maybe he got scared when I said "I want to eat your pussy". Still, we laughed, I put on a band-aid, the cat got escorted out of the room (door locked this time) and we went on.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Met a guy (not off here) who had a man bun.

I like long hair on a man and this guy had the skills also.

Halfway through tho he took off his bobble and dramatically swished his hair about and I got the giggles.

I don't think it was the response he was hoping for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She sucked my balls, never had it done before. Initial reaction was to bring my knee up as I didn't like it.

I kneed her in the face and off the bed she fell.

Not all bad, we carried on, saw each other for over a year.

Just stay away from my balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many years ago now myself and two mates met 3 girls on a night out. All 6 of us head back to the one I was with's house, I grab the bedroom with my girl, mate No1 grabs the living room, mate no2 makes do with the landing at the top of the stairs.

Early hours of the morning as we're heading off, mate no2 is about to get in my car when I spot "stuff" on the back of his shirt..... Make him take his shirt off and put it in the boot of the car till I drop him off....he'd laid in the cats litter tray as he'd shagged his young lady

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog tried to bite the guys bum as he was on top of me, she thought he was hurting me, she's quite protective and I was being quite vocal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dog tried to bite the guys bum as he was on top of me, she thought he was hurting me, she's quite protective and I was being quite vocal

Poor dog, you must have been making a lot of noise for her to react that way

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By *erdyCurvyInkedPervyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Was going at it on the bonnet of my car with the ex in a seculded layby in the middle of the night in the rain, when he thrust a little too forcefully, i lost my grip and because it was raining the bonnett was slippery and i went sliding off the edge of the bonnett landing face first in the gravel.

Gave a whole new meaning to the phrase slippery when wet!

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By *ornyguy1978200Man
over a year ago

Cowdenbeath

After meeting up with this sexy lass on a night out we got very d*unk.. ended up back at hers had a play before going through to her room on entering I was quite surprised to find this other lass sound asleep in my girls bed was her twin sister dont worry bout her she says shes a deep sleeper after some amazing foreplay I slid in well that's when it happend after about 45 minutes of good hard fucking she jumped just as I was about to shoot my load I slipped out well her sis ended with a free facial as she proceeded to lick her lips still sound asleep wow what a night that was.

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By *urious8812Couple
over a year ago

dorchester

A few years ago on our anniversary we’d booked a hotel for the night. I blindfolded and tied the husband up then sat on his face. What he didn’t realise was that I was wearing a very heavy glass butt plug. I had the best orgasm and as my muscles contracted the butt plug shot out and hit him straight between the eyes. He literally had no idea what hit him and laid there very stunned!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A girl I knew at the time we were just experimenting with different things she wanted to play with my arse because she's never tried playing with a guys arse before ...

So I thought why not let's give it a try first time for everything...

So I lay there and she was jerking me off she started rubbing her fingers around my arsehole .. I'm thinking hmm this is ok... she asked if she can shove her fingers up there .. so I agreed... she felt around up there and it was quite pleasurable while she was jerking me off ...

Then she got her dildo out that was the same size as my cock..

She asked if she can try the dildo...

I hesitated but I thought sure go ahead she told me to get on my knees so I did... she lubed her fingers up and dildo... continued massaging my hole...

I felt her dildo on my arse ... she asked if I was ready and I said yeah go ahead... she tried shoving it in slowly but it just wouldn't go ... I just couldn't ... she started pushing a little harder then all the sudden it was like my hoop just opened up ... I was in so much pain I fell forward clenching my arse so hard that it caused the dildo to launch out so hard it flew right into her face ... we just laughed so hard on her bed for about 10 minutes then continued having more sex

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

"I got attacked by her cat. Maybe the little furball did not like the show,or maybe he got scared when I said "I want to eat your pussy". Still, we laughed, I put on a band-aid, the cat got escorted out of the room (door locked this time) and we went on. "

I had a meet were her possessive dog (bloody Yorkshire terrier) completely ruined the mood.

Ended up going to bed early.

Still came over her face(and the window ledge) though so all was not completely lost.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once some years ago I was with this woman we went in lay by we shagging on the car bonnet as we were finishing the bonnet lifted up with her on it but it on lifted so fare she was almost naked mange to get bonnett back down as we were putting it down I only fought my cock in it

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By *uyfrombristolMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"After meeting up with this sexy lass on a night out we got very d*unk.. ended up back at hers had a play before going through to her room on entering I was quite surprised to find this other lass sound asleep in my girls bed was her twin sister dont worry bout her she says shes a deep sleeper after some amazing foreplay I slid in well that's when it happend after about 45 minutes of good hard fucking she jumped just as I was about to shoot my load I slipped out well her sis ended with a free facial as she proceeded to lick her lips still sound asleep wow what a night that was. "

Hmmm...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once recieved an unexpected handjob in a ladies car in Tesco car park and unknown to me there was a couple in the car directly in front of me.

I didn't notice them until I was about to explode and we made eye contact

I just pretended like nothing was happening and I stared them out with my cum face

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