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By *orkspoon OP   Man
over a year ago

nearby

I see many profiles don't want this, so I thought I would buck the trend. Please form an orderly queue

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

It was my news years resolution. Not going very well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long do you think it would take to actually fuck everyone on the site? Are we talking worldwide membership here?

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By *orkspoon OP   Man
over a year ago

nearby


"How long do you think it would take to actually fuck everyone on the site? Are we talking worldwide membership here? "

If it helps, I can be disappointingly quick...

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

could organise one big party for each country. take snack and toilet breaks. might take a couple weeks but imagine the exercise??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How long do you think it would take to actually fuck everyone on the site? Are we talking worldwide membership here?

If it helps, I can be disappointingly quick..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How long do you think it would take to actually fuck everyone on the site? Are we talking worldwide membership here?

If it helps, I can be disappointingly quick..."

Everyone would have to be I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've more chance of finishing Google

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've more chance of finishing Google "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I see many profiles don't want this, so I thought I would buck the trend. Please form an orderly queue"

It would be a great hobby to have! Give it a few years, I think you could work your way through 90% of members

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Not enough hours left in my lifetime if I had the desire to achieve, which I don’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I see many profiles don't want this, so I thought I would buck the trend. Please form an orderly queue

It would be a great hobby to have! Give it a few years, I think you could work your way through 90% of members "

A bit like Monroe Bagging. Should there be a little guidebook with a tick box next to each name?

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By *orkspoon OP   Man
over a year ago

nearby


"I see many profiles don't want this, so I thought I would buck the trend. Please form an orderly queue

It would be a great hobby to have! Give it a few years, I think you could work your way through 90% of members

A bit like Monroe Bagging. Should there be a little guidebook with a tick box next to each name? "

Good idea. The Michelin guide to fab swingers

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By *inman73Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

I've had at least 80% of my friends list, but be more than welcome to have a few more!

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

Oh yes I would open up for any guy with a cock... come on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you factor in the traveling time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh yes I would open up for any guy with a cock... come on then "

Hmmm have you got big teeth, ears ? Something ain't right here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"could organise one big party for each country. take snack and toilet breaks. might take a couple weeks but imagine the exercise??"

Can I nap through some of it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I see many profiles don't want this, so I thought I would buck the trend. Please form an orderly queue

It would be a great hobby to have! Give it a few years, I think you could work your way through 90% of members

A bit like Monroe Bagging. Should there be a little guidebook with a tick box next to each name?

Good idea. The Michelin guide to fab swingers"

Oh you made it sound far more glamorous with a Michelin guide. Does everyone get a star rating too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to get wife to try a few shes not sure

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

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By *orkspoon OP   Man
over a year ago

nearby


"I see many profiles don't want this, so I thought I would buck the trend. Please form an orderly queue

It would be a great hobby to have! Give it a few years, I think you could work your way through 90% of members

A bit like Monroe Bagging. Should there be a little guidebook with a tick box next to each name?

Good idea. The Michelin guide to fab swingers

Oh you made it sound far more glamorous with a Michelin guide. Does everyone get a star rating too?"

Of course. Then get to be critics on master swinger, and great British orgy, and similar programs

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"could organise one big party for each country. take snack and toilet breaks. might take a couple weeks but imagine the exercise??"

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

To misquote Groucho Marx, "I wouldn't want to sleep with someone who was desperate to sleep with me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I see many profiles don't want this, so I thought I would buck the trend. Please form an orderly queue"

Get a turnstile fitted....with a small charge ..... to leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, gotta say, sleeping with half this site sounds like a lot of fun

If there's say 100,000 members on here, and thrusting in once counts as having sex, and they're all ready and waiting, then it'd be maybe 20 seconds per person. Which works out at around 70 12-hour days of fucking. Could maybe half that by having the guys queue behind you, and as you pull out of a woman you back onto a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently I have... Who knew!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah, gotta say, sleeping with half this site sounds like a lot of fun

If there's say 100,000 members on here, and thrusting in once counts as having sex, and they're all ready and waiting, then it'd be maybe 20 seconds per person. Which works out at around 70 12-hour days of fucking. Could maybe half that by having the guys queue behind you, and as you pull out of a woman you back onto a man"

I knew someone would do the maths.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I need to take my bra off or just the knickers are coming off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe a group effort? Rent a football stadium, get plenty of female members together and then let the all males all have ago with at least one girl. A bit like that mass Japanese orgy that broke the world record. Everyone won't sleep with everyone but everybody will get someone, and given the m/f ratio on here us girls will get plenty lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I see many profiles don't want this, so I thought I would buck the trend. Please form an orderly queue

It would be a great hobby to have! Give it a few years, I think you could work your way through 90% of members

A bit like Monroe Bagging. Should there be a little guidebook with a tick box next to each name?

Good idea. The Michelin guide to fab swingers

Oh you made it sound far more glamorous with a Michelin guide. Does everyone get a star rating too?

Of course. Then get to be critics on master swinger, and great British orgy, and similar programs"

I'm so applying for The Great British Orgy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I need to take my bra off or just the knickers are coming off?"

Not even that, just pull them to one side, have your turn on my cock, and leave

Of course, there's a big difference between what you need to do and what I'd like you to do, and I'd like very much for you to be naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I need to take my bra off or just the knickers are coming off?

Not even that, just pull them to one side, have your turn on my cock, and leave

Of course, there's a big difference between what you need to do and what I'd like you to do, and I'd like very much for you to be naked"

But you're not the OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I need to take my bra off or just the knickers are coming off?

Not even that, just pull them to one side, have your turn on my cock, and leave

Of course, there's a big difference between what you need to do and what I'd like you to do, and I'd like very much for you to be naked

But you're not the OP "

Sorry Jessica, I'll leave you to him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I need to take my bra off or just the knickers are coming off?

Not even that, just pull them to one side, have your turn on my cock, and leave

Of course, there's a big difference between what you need to do and what I'd like you to do, and I'd like very much for you to be naked

But you're not the OP

Sorry Jessica, I'll leave you to him"

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By *rimKardashianMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"I see many profiles don't want this, so I thought I would buck the trend. Please form an orderly queue

It would be a great hobby to have! Give it a few years, I think you could work your way through 90% of members

A bit like Monroe Bagging. Should there be a little guidebook with a tick box next to each name? "

Ooo I've just been educated from a Fab forum. Munro Bagging indeed. Learn something new everyday!

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

That sounds tiring

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Plenty of lube

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"How long do you think it would take to actually fuck everyone on the site? Are we talking worldwide membership here?

If it helps, I can be disappointingly quick..."

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Do I need to take my bra off or just the knickers are coming off?

Not even that, just pull them to one side, have your turn on my cock, and leave

Of course, there's a big difference between what you need to do and what I'd like you to do, and I'd like very much for you to be naked

But you're not the OP "

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Yeah, gotta say, sleeping with half this site sounds like a lot of fun

If there's say 100,000 members on here, and thrusting in once counts as having sex, and they're all ready and waiting, then it'd be maybe 20 seconds per person. Which works out at around 70 12-hour days of fucking. Could maybe half that by having the guys queue behind you, and as you pull out of a woman you back onto a man"

Everyone’s math is different. I hate quickies so if I go by I like a 24 hour session, currently 29,000 members online.... it would take me 79 years and 4 months

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I haven't even mad a dent in it but I'm working on it

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Yeah, gotta say, sleeping with half this site sounds like a lot of fun

If there's say 100,000 members on here, and thrusting in once counts as having sex, and they're all ready and waiting, then it'd be maybe 20 seconds per person. Which works out at around 70 12-hour days of fucking. Could maybe half that by having the guys queue behind you, and as you pull out of a woman you back onto a man

Everyone’s math is different. I hate quickies so if I go by I like a 24 hour session, currently 29,000 members online.... it would take me 79 years and 4 months "

DP..take you half the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab?

Completed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They only say that cause they know they’ll never get the chance, and they want people to think it’s their choice

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales


"Not enough hours left in my lifetime if I had the desire to achieve, which I don’t "

You should start alphabetically ...

Signed

Aaaaandre

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Fab?

Completed it "

No you haven't!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Yeah, gotta say, sleeping with half this site sounds like a lot of fun

If there's say 100,000 members on here, and thrusting in once counts as having sex, and they're all ready and waiting, then it'd be maybe 20 seconds per person. Which works out at around 70 12-hour days of fucking. Could maybe half that by having the guys queue behind you, and as you pull out of a woman you back onto a man

Everyone’s math is different. I hate quickies so if I go by I like a 24 hour session, currently 29,000 members online.... it would take me 79 years and 4 months

DP..take you half the time "

Like your thinking, so down to 39 years and 7 months, nope still not enough time

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Not enough hours left in my lifetime if I had the desire to achieve, which I don’t

You should start alphabetically ...

Signed

Aaaaandre "

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Yeah, gotta say, sleeping with half this site sounds like a lot of fun

If there's say 100,000 members on here, and thrusting in once counts as having sex, and they're all ready and waiting, then it'd be maybe 20 seconds per person. Which works out at around 70 12-hour days of fucking. Could maybe half that by having the guys queue behind you, and as you pull out of a woman you back onto a man

Everyone’s math is different. I hate quickies so if I go by I like a 24 hour session, currently 29,000 members online.... it would take me 79 years and 4 months

DP..take you half the time

Like your thinking, so down to 39 years and 7 months, nope still not enough time "

Hmm....how else could we shave off some years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should be so lucky , lucky lucky lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How long do you think it would take to actually fuck everyone on the site? Are we talking worldwide membership here?

If it helps, I can be disappointingly quick..."

Disappointing for who, maybe for them it’s a blessing

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By *orkspoon OP   Man
over a year ago

nearby


"How long do you think it would take to actually fuck everyone on the site? Are we talking worldwide membership here?

If it helps, I can be disappointingly quick...

Disappointing for who, maybe for them it’s a blessing "

Charmed I'm sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried to but now I cum powder

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