FabSwingers.com forum: The weird and wonderful things you can do

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

With your body.

When I was little I was envious of the double jointed. I hoped that I might become double jointed, you know, when I was older. I'm still waiting. Are you 840 friendly? At secondary school there was a boy in my form who could turn his eyelids over, like some kind of chino turn ups for the face. I never did ask him how he discovered how to do that.

What weird and wonderful things can you do with your human body? If you want to upload a video of what you can do, I'll definitely watch it. I might even fab it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was definitely a lot more flexible when i was younger..

Used to be able to do the splits, sit in the lotus position, and do cartwheels but i was never hypermobile or anything like that..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great thread Jim!

My body is pretty normal. I taught my girl to do armpit farts the other week....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have hyper mobility (double jointed)

I could never do the eyelid thing

I never wanted to. I think every school had that one kid who would do that.

I can also make my pecs dance. I appreciate a lot of people, can but I have quite big squishy boobs and it’s quite cool making them dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Possibly not unique, but.....

No-one at school could beat me at ‘Mercy’ as I could quite comfortably bend my fingers back 90 degrees, or even some way further on a few.

I could hold either arm out, palm upwards, balance something upright on the inside of my elbow and turn my hand palm down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have hyper mobility (double jointed)

I could never do the eyelid thing

I never wanted to. I think every school had that one kid who would do that.

I can also make my pecs dance. I appreciate a lot of people, can but I have quite big squishy boobs and it’s quite cool making them dance

Can to do that thing where you use your hands as glasses on your face only upside down... ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have hyper mobility (double jointed)

I could never do the eyelid thing

I never wanted to. I think every school had that one kid who would do that.

I can also make my pecs dance. I appreciate a lot of people, can but I have quite big squishy boobs and it’s quite cool making them dance

Can to do that thing where you use your hands as glasses on your face only upside down... ?"

It takes me a while but I’ll eventually get there.

I can also raise one eyebrow now. That took me ages to master.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still have my flexibility thanks to dance...seems I can still do what many younger people cant so not bad for a 55 years of age

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

I can curl my tongue and hoot/whistle with it... not the most useful or exciting skill... but.. hey ho!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have hyper mobility (double jointed)

I could never do the eyelid thing

I never wanted to. I think every school had that one kid who would do that.

I can also make my pecs dance. I appreciate a lot of people, can but I have quite big squishy boobs and it’s quite cool making them dance

Can to do that thing where you use your hands as glasses on your face only upside down... ?

It takes me a while but I’ll eventually get there.

I can also raise one eyebrow now. That took me ages to master.

Wow, you either got what I was saying or you're playing along with it. I thought my description was crap and wouldn't be understood.... lolololol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have hyper mobility (double jointed)

I could never do the eyelid thing

I never wanted to. I think every school had that one kid who would do that.

I can also make my pecs dance. I appreciate a lot of people, can but I have quite big squishy boobs and it’s quite cool making them dance

My darling daughter not daughter why am I not surprised that you have something hyper about you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can curl my tongue and hoot/whistle with it... not the most useful or exciting skill... but.. hey ho!

I can curl my tongue too and also do the startrek hand greeting...live long and prosper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have hyper mobility (double jointed)

I could never do the eyelid thing

I never wanted to. I think every school had that one kid who would do that.

I can also make my pecs dance. I appreciate a lot of people, can but I have quite big squishy boobs and it’s quite cool making them dance

Can to do that thing where you use your hands as glasses on your face only upside down... ?

It takes me a while but I’ll eventually get there.

I can also raise one eyebrow now. That took me ages to master.

Wow, you either got what I was saying or you're playing along with it. I thought my description was crap and wouldn't be understood.... lolololol

of course I know what you mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just have an image now of everyone sat at home in their underwear with lockdown hair trying to do all these positions and faces and stuff now... sexy af.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can also write with my feet

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By *anshee99Woman
over a year ago

all over

It seems to be linked to hypermobility.

Most of my fam have it and we are all double jointed. It can be a good party trick or it can mean you struggle learning to walk as a child.

Swings and roundabouts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have hyper mobility (double jointed)

I could never do the eyelid thing

I never wanted to. I think every school had that one kid who would do that.

I can also make my pecs dance. I appreciate a lot of people, can but I have quite big squishy boobs and it’s quite cool making them dance

Can to do that thing where you use your hands as glasses on your face only upside down... ?

It takes me a while but I’ll eventually get there.

I can also raise one eyebrow now. That took me ages to master.

You've got a lot of videos to make and upload.

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

A town and place not in the UK

Have a pretty weird thumb that can do wiggly stuff.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can also write with my feet

That's another video to make and upload.

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By *urning the kinkMan
over a year ago

bristol

I cum really quickly when fucking

Don’t even break a sweat.

Beat that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can curl my tongue and hoot/whistle with it... not the most useful or exciting skill... but.. hey ho!

I would watch that video.

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

I can wiggle my hair. All of it. Well on my head anyway. Looks like a wig shifting. Not attractive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was my dream to be double jointed as i did loads of gymnastics in school. Sadly I wasn't. Nearly damaged myself trying to do the splits lol

I've no skills now lol

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By *anshee99Woman
over a year ago

all over

I can bend all my fingers at the first joint (the one closest to the nail)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I cum really quickly when fucking

Don’t even break a sweat.

Beat that

How quick do you cum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What can you do Jim?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can wiggle my hair. All of it. Well on my head anyway. Looks like a wig shifting. Not attractive

I can do that

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By *urning the kinkMan
over a year ago

bristol

"I cum really quickly when fucking

Don’t even break a sweat.

Beat that

How quick do you cum?"

4 pumps max

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"I can wiggle my hair. All of it. Well on my head anyway. Looks like a wig shifting. Not attractive

I can do that

Ooh a fellow scalp buddy

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"I can curl my tongue and hoot/whistle with it... not the most useful or exciting skill... but.. hey ho!

I would watch that video."

Girl with rolled tongue. Sounds like an owl

I'm a "hoot" at parties

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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Did you see that!^

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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That's amazing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's amazing."

I know kids

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What can you do Jim? "

¹½²³¾¿

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's amazing.

I know kids "

Yay, the "guitar" is back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's amazing.

I know kids

Yay, the "guitar" is back!

Specsavers

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By *uyforfun88869Man
over a year ago

Leigh

I can roll my tongue....

Tongue rolling is the ability to roll the lateral edges of the tongue upwards into a tube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's amazing.

I know kids

Yay, the "guitar" is back!

Specsavers"

I thought they only did glasses...?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That's amazing.

I know kids

Yay, the "guitar" is back!

Specsavers

I thought they only did glasses...?

They can give you hearing aids too.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I can roll my tongue....

Tongue rolling is the ability to roll the lateral edges of the tongue upwards into a tube."

Everyone can do that can't they?

I can't do anything wierd. A group of boys used to chase me at school with their eyelids inside out. It was horrible, the underneath is so red. Thanks for the reminder....not!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can roll my tongue....

Tongue rolling is the ability to roll the lateral edges of the tongue upwards into a tube.

Everyone can do that can't they?

I can't do anything wierd. A group of boys used to chase me at school with their eyelids inside out. It was horrible, the underneath is so red. Thanks for the reminder....not!!!

You're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's amazing.

I know kids

Yay, the "guitar" is back!

Specsavers

I thought they only did glasses...?

They can give you hearing aids too."

Nobody is putting their jizzy junk in my ears thank you very much....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's amazing.

I know kids

Yay, the "guitar" is back!

Specsavers

I thought they only did glasses...?

They can give you hearing aids too."

And a good shag if you ask for Kyle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's amazing.

I know kids

Yay, the "guitar" is back!

Specsavers

I thought they only did glasses...?

They can give you hearing aids too."

Only if you have phone sex with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m hyper-mobile, which is the new term for double jointed. I’m really flexible!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That's amazing.

I know kids

Yay, the "guitar" is back!

Specsavers

I thought they only did glasses...?

They can give you hearing aids too.

And a good shag if you ask for Kyle "

I'll be glad when covid goes, and Kyle comes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m hyper-mobile, which is the new term for double jointed. I’m really flexible! "

You're a cat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's amazing.

I know kids

Yay, the "guitar" is back!

Specsavers

I thought they only did glasses...?

They can give you hearing aids too.

And a good shag if you ask for Kyle

I'll be glad when covid goes, and Kyle comes."

He sure will when he'll see you dreamboat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's amazing.

I know kids

Yay, the "guitar" is back!

Specsavers

I thought they only did glasses...?

They can give you hearing aids too.

And a good shag if you ask for Kyle

I'll be glad when covid goes, and Kyle comes.

He sure will when he'll see you dreamboat"

Is Kyle from the leaf blower branch...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's amazing.

I know kids

Yay, the "guitar" is back!

Specsavers

I thought they only did glasses...?

They can give you hearing aids too.

And a good shag if you ask for Kyle

I'll be glad when covid goes, and Kyle comes.

He sure will when he'll see you dreamboat

Is Kyle from the leaf blower branch...?

Nope but his sister Karen is

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Not me but a granddaughter can lick her elbows and another relative can put an arm over the top of his head, under his chin and almost touch the ear on the same side of his arm.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not me but a granddaughter can lick her elbows and another relative can put an arm over the top of his head, under his chin and almost touch the ear on the same side of his arm."

Is he called Kyle?

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"I was definitely a lot more flexible when i was younger..

Used to be able to do the splits, sit in the lotus position, and do cartwheels but i was never hypermobile or anything like that..

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I could do splits when I was younger could do them at 30 to dont think I could do um now tho

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was definitely a lot more flexible when i was younger..

Used to be able to do the splits, sit in the lotus position, and do cartwheels but i was never hypermobile or anything like that..

I could do splits when I was younger could do them at 30 to dont think I could do um now tho

Don't be so defeatist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could write fluently with both my left and right hand when at school. Problem was when I worked for a French company, they got my writing analysed I was two different personalities so I stopped.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could write fluently with both my left and right hand when at school. Problem was when I worked for a French company, they got my writing analysed I was two different personalities so I stopped.

They WHAT....?

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

I can make my jaw vibrate up and down, got me some freakish look at times

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could write fluently with both my left and right hand when at school. Problem was when I worked for a French company, they got my writing analysed I was two different personalities so I stopped.

It's a wonderful talent to be able to do French letters with both hands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could write fluently with both my left and right hand when at school. Problem was when I worked for a French company, they got my writing analysed I was two different personalities so I stopped.

They WHAT....?

French companies always used to get your handwriting analysed. Not sure if they still do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an earlobe that has a big vertical split in it and you can pull it apart and wiggle it around. It's not wonderful but it's very weird.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have an earlobe that has a big vertical split in it and you can pull it apart and wiggle it around. It's not wonderful but it's very weird.

Ear, that's weird.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Can do that weird tongue clover thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What can you do Jim?

¹½²³¾¿"

you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can put a straw inside of my anus and drink my Nesquik that way! Is that wonderful or weird Jim?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could write fluently with both my left and right hand when at school. Problem was when I worked for a French company, they got my writing analysed I was two different personalities so I stopped.

It's a wonderful talent to be able to do French letters with both hands."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can put a straw inside of my anus and drink my Nesquik that way! Is that wonderful or weird Jim? "

You know you had him at Nesquik

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could write fluently with both my left and right hand when at school. Problem was when I worked for a French company, they got my writing analysed I was two different personalities so I stopped.

It's a wonderful talent to be able to do French letters with both hands.

Don’t encourage him...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can put a straw inside of my anus and drink my Nesquik that way! Is that wonderful or weird Jim?

You know you had him at Nesquik

I thought I might!!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"I can put a straw inside of my anus and drink my Nesquik that way! Is that wonderful or weird Jim?

You know you had him at Nesquik

She had me at anus

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

I can sleep for 10 hours straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could write fluently with both my left and right hand when at school. Problem was when I worked for a French company, they got my writing analysed I was two different personalities so I stopped.

It's a wonderful talent to be able to do French letters with both hands.

Don’t encourage him...

It is a weakness of mine to giggle at the silliness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can put a straw inside of my anus and drink my Nesquik that way! Is that wonderful or weird Jim?

You know you had him at Nesquik

She had me at anus

Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m hyper-mobile, which is the new term for double jointed. I’m really flexible!

You're a cat!"

Sex kitten! Puuurrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can put a straw inside of my anus and drink my Nesquik that way! Is that wonderful or weird Jim?

You know you had him at Nesquik

I thought I might!!

Definitely wonderful.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"I have hyper mobility (double jointed)

I could never do the eyelid thing

I never wanted to. I think every school had that one kid who would do that.

I can also make my pecs dance. I appreciate a lot of people, can but I have quite big squishy boobs and it’s quite cool making them dance

That pecs thing is something I want to see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I struggle to cross my legs now. When I was younger I could wrap them around each other like elastic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I struggle to cross my legs now. When I was younger I could wrap them around each other like elastic. "

You could try doing yoga.

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Put my legs behind my head

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put my legs behind my head "

I've got a boner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can write with both hands, albeit that using right is rather messy, but legible. I can twist and curl my tongue, touch tip of my nose with tongue. I'm a freak I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put my legs behind my head

I've got a boner."

is that your speciality

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Litterly nothing weird. I must be boring... Lol.. I can cum loads with the right guy. Is that a talent? Most I ever done in one session is 28 times

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"Put my legs behind my head "

I can wrap my legs around the man's head and do a good headlock

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"I cum really quickly when fucking

Don’t even break a sweat.

Beat that

Someone who cums super quick is my worst nightmare. Unless they can cum 4 times in a session. Then I will marry them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Litterly nothing weird. I must be boring... Lol.. I can cum loads with the right guy. Is that a talent? Most I ever done in one session is 28 times

How do you even know this? I mean at what point do you start counting them ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put my legs behind my head

I've got a boner.

is that your speciality

Yes!

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