FabSwingers.com forum: Tell me lies....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

sweet little lies.

So we haven't had one of these for ages and they can be really good fun.

So make a ridiculous lie up about a poster above or actually any poster on the forum but keep it fun and nice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

HotAsh is actually always cold.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

LornaJo was the All-Canadian Bear Wrestling Champion 2004

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lornajo83 (the OP) is a Vicar in Merton, South London.

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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

"HotAsh is actually always cold.

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thanks.... singing the bloody song now. Gona be stuck there rest of afternoon. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Albino gorilla has A parrot called Frederick, Frederick was actually given an asbo because Albino taught him really bad words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^ steals their neighbours pot plants then frames the other neighbours so they can sit back and watch the drama

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"HotAsh is actually always cold.

thanks.... singing the bloody song now. Gona be stuck there rest of afternoon. Lol

You are welcome.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Albino gorilla has A parrot called Frederick, Frederick was actually given an asbo because Albino taught him really bad words."

I thought we were meant to be lying?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jamie Hants pees her pants

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jamie hants is actually called Burt and lives in Skegness.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

foxy is really a kitten.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loena only eats shreeded wheat. Its her only food source

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Foxy always steals the last Rolo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jamie Hants pees her pants

I told you that in confidence!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lornajo is actually called Mavis and collects stray Cats.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

6969ste is one of Blofeld's henchmen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Foxy always steals the last Rolo

Shush! Don't tell everyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foxy does'nt really like bananas

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Foxy does'nt really like bananas"

Well, not in her mouth, anyway

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By *ream3.14159Man
over a year ago

Here & there

AlbinoGorilla bleaches all his body hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AlbinoGorilla likes to go salsa dancing on sundays wearing a blonde wig

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"AlbinoGorilla likes to go salsa dancing on sundays wearing a blonde wig"

It matches the bleached body hair

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Jamie Hants doesn't believe in love. She's totally playing the long con....

(as if anyone could believe that!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I collect and sell whale’s tears as a Chinese remedy for erectile disfunction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I collect and sell whale’s tears as a Chinese remedy for erectile disfunction."

Its supposed to be about someone on the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I collect and sell whale’s tears as a Chinese remedy for erectile disfunction."

Do you make them cry or only use sad whales?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lornajo has been named uk number 1 sandwich artist for the last 3 yrs

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

SavoirFaire doesn't actually speak any French. Not even his username

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I collect and sell whale’s tears as a Chinese remedy for erectile disfunction.

Its supposed to be about someone on the thread

They obvious work then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the dead of night AlbinoGorilla likes to fish for carp in his neighbour's pond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"SavoirFaire doesn't actually speak any French. Not even his username

That’s not even a lie lol

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Notsoposh is mega posh, drinks tea with her pinky finger out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gemini man hates B & W

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I collect and sell whale’s tears as a Chinese remedy for erectile disfunction.

Do you make them cry or only use sad whales? "

Blue whales tears for erectile disfunction, and I am branching out into sperm whale sweat for vaginal dryness.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Notsoposh is mega posh, drinks tea with her pinky finger out "

Damn it, I just thought of that one, too!

But Bemorefrida would actually like to be LESS frida....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I collect and sell whale’s tears as a Chinese remedy for erectile disfunction.

Do you make them cry or only use sad whales?

Blue whales tears for erectile disfunction, and I am branching out into sperm whale sweat for vaginal dryness."

I’m afraid I cannot disclose my client list due to patient confidentiality !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sigma70 wears arm bands and flippers when he wanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sigma70 wears arm bands and flippers when he wanks"

I do get terrible night sweats!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wears a convincing chest wig...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinks dp stands for Daft Punk, and is a huge fan for that reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

_emorefrida carrys a sowing needle just so she can burst the balloons of unsuspecting children.

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

Went to audition for the x factor but got stage fright and had to be escorted off by security...friends call him the foot long....even tho....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TallandKinky95 is really smallandstraight

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Thinks dp stands for Daft Punk, and is a huge fan for that reason"

Is subservient and has a kink for ice cubes made of cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thinks dp stands for Daft Punk, and is a huge fan for that reason

Is subservient and has a kink for ice cubes made of cum "

Likes toasted marshmallows with marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anabelle has her profile hidden because she’s really a robot!!!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Anabelle21

Hates sex, dancing and kissing.

Prefers knitting, crochet and crosswords instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anabelle21

Hates sex, dancing and kissing.

Prefers knitting, crochet and crosswords instead

No, that’s me that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anabelle21

Hates sex, dancing and kissing.

Prefers knitting, crochet and crosswords instead

No, that’s me that is

Cheeky69 hates giving and receiving oral.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Anabelle21

Hates sex, dancing and kissing.

Prefers knitting, crochet and crosswords instead

No, that’s me that is

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

He smells like roses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He smells like roses

This gentleman has the voice of an angel and is touted to be the next Charlotte Church

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"He smells like roses

This gentleman has the voice of an angel and is touted to be the next Charlotte Church "

Dubbed all the voices to both Father Ted and the Derry girls. Hes a secret millionaire x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He smells like roses

This gentleman has the voice of an angel and is touted to be the next Charlotte Church

Dubbed all the voices to both Father Ted and the Derry girls. Hes a secret millionaire x"

Trains cat to pick pockets - TIL where the phase cat burglars comes from !

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Raven Red is actually a brunette

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Raven Red is actually a brunette

This is actually true haha. My hair is naturally dark brown. Shhhh x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Notsoposh is mega posh, drinks tea with her pinky finger out "

That's so true. I do when I drink tea, as it's always out of a cup n saucer and my nanna told me to

But usually I drink coffee. From a bucket sized mug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Notsoposh is mega posh, drinks tea with her pinky finger out

That's so true. I do when I drink tea, as it's always out of a cup n saucer and my nanna told me to

But usually I drink coffee. From a bucket sized mug"
not so posh lives in a caravan in my back garden

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Wookiedad once dug a huge hole in our back garden, and buried all his gold in it..

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Notsoposh is mega posh, drinks tea with her pinky finger out

That's so true. I do when I drink tea, as it's always out of a cup n saucer and my nanna told me to

But usually I drink coffee. From a bucket sized mug not so posh lives in a caravan in my back garden

Not yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Notsoposh is mega posh, drinks tea with her pinky finger out

That's so true. I do when I drink tea, as it's always out of a cup n saucer and my nanna told me to

But usually I drink coffee. From a bucket sized mug not so posh lives in a caravan in my back garden

Not yet

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she also uses face masks as thongs

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Notsoposh is mega posh, drinks tea with her pinky finger out

That's so true. I do when I drink tea, as it's always out of a cup n saucer and my nanna told me to

But usually I drink coffee. From a bucket sized mug not so posh lives in a caravan in my back garden

Not yet

she also uses face masks as thongs

And wookiedad uses them as face masks when I've taken them off again

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"_emorefrida carrys a sowing needle just so she can burst the balloons of unsuspecting children. "

Damn it you been following me around?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Cheeky.69 is actually never cheeky and always completely serious.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"_emorefrida carrys a sowing needle just so she can burst the balloons of unsuspecting children.

Damn it you been following me around? "

That's nothing - she also steals their sweets.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"_emorefrida carrys a sowing needle just so she can burst the balloons of unsuspecting children.

Damn it you been following me around?

That's nothing - she also steals their sweets.

Stop telling people my secrets!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"_emorefrida carrys a sowing needle just so she can burst the balloons of unsuspecting children.

Damn it you been following me around?

That's nothing - she also steals their sweets.

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chunky is actually very skinny

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

[Removed by poster at 19/06/20 17:06:15]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheeky.69 is actually never cheeky and always completely serious. "

And has lied about her age, she's not 69!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chunky Gent has a unhealthy obsession with coloured paperclips and harvests his dry elbow skin to make snow globes for Vietnamese orphans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saisei actually hired a pygmy tribe member to take his profile pic just to achieve the correct angle.

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By *alkdirty2meCouple
over a year ago

20 miles south of Edinburgh

Jay

Has a prosthetic finger that he uses to get free drinks in pubs by doing making tricks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a younger brother called dirty who lost the ability to speak. They cannot remember this for some reason. Now every time they see him they get annoyed and end up saying "Talk dirty! Talk dirty, to me!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has a younger brother called dirty who lost the ability to speak. They cannot remember this for some reason. Now every time they see him they get annoyed and end up saying "Talk dirty! Talk dirty, to me!""
is actually only 4 ft tall

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

He's actually completely bald but enjoys smearing himself in duck fat before emptying hairdressers bin and rolling in the rubbish. Honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 19/06/20 17:22:40]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" is actually only 4 ft tall"

Enough about my penis!

Actually hairless. They're the father of a wookie, not one themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wookiedad is actually a retired school dinner lady called Janice, who lives in Cleobury Mortimer with her two cats, Asquith and Kevin. ‘His’ appearance here is via a finely crafted hairy man suit, commissioned on Saville Row after Janice actually did win the Nigerian National Lottery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wookiedad is actually a retired school dinner lady called Janice, who lives in Cleobury Mortimer with her two cats, Asquith and Kevin. ‘His’ appearance here is via a finely crafted hairy man suit, commissioned on Saville Row after Janice actually did win the Nigerian National Lottery."
foiled again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wookiedad is one of those secret lemonade drinkers and wears fluffy pink slippers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"_emorefrida carrys a sowing needle just so she can burst the balloons of unsuspecting children.

Damn it you been following me around?

That's nothing - she also steals their sweets.

Stop telling people my secrets!!! "
Then I can't post the thing with the Marmite and the My Little Pony?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Anabelle has her profile hidden because she’s really a robot!!!

Latest version...with a self lubricating vagina no less

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

CuriousCats200

Couldn't organise piss up in a brewery!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"_emorefrida carrys a sowing needle just so she can burst the balloons of unsuspecting children.

Damn it you been following me around?

That's nothing - she also steals their sweets.

Stop telling people my secrets!!! Then I can't post the thing with the Marmite and the My Little Pony? "

No you can't, hate marmite

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Annabelle21 has the worlds largest collection of garden gnomes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tallandkinky is actually only 4ft 9in and rather vanilla.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

LornaJo83 is actually a champion break dancer, but retired due an unfortunate lino related injury

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Chunkygent won 12 years supply of toilet brushs after coming 2ed in the world wife carrying cup.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"_emorefrida carrys a sowing needle just so she can burst the balloons of unsuspecting children.

Damn it you been following me around?

That's nothing - she also steals their sweets.

Stop telling people my secrets!!! Then I can't post the thing with the Marmite and the My Little Pony?

No you can't, hate marmite

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Not as much as the My Little Pony if I remember.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Raven speaks 72 languages

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By *nexpectedExplorerMan
over a year ago

SA3

Minnie the Minx wrote a track and trace app that actually works. But because she turned Matt Hancock down on a date he’s refused to use it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Minnie the Minx wrote a track and trace app that actually works. But because she turned Matt Hancock down on a date he’s refused to use it "

Hahaha I laughed a lot at this.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"LornaJo83 is actually a champion break dancer, but retired due an unfortunate lino related injury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lorna thinks my small one is the best

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Small Sussex is the only known person in the world to have solved the rubix cube 56789,0000 times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LornaJo only counts in base six.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lornajo doesn’t believe in wearing slippers .... and likes to amuse herself by sliding down the stairs wearing thick comfy socks

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Catch71 can't catch

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Minnie the Mind doesn't own a red and black striped jumper.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Simon Hyde has a sister called Jenny Jekyl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minnie the Minx likes to sneak off to the woods at night to play the bagpipes to the trees

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Ste has a vagina

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Transgirls 'T' in Tgirl actually stands for taxidermist .. her main occupation and talent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had sex with my mother in law

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Transgirls 'T' in Tgirl actually stands for taxidermist .. her main occupation and talent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freya 73 make wine out of the tears of tiny field mice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giantxtc can emulate the sound of a wide variety of woodwind and string instruments, over an impressive four octave range, by simply rubbing his knees together.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Him above has 4 testicles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Simon Hyde has 36 cats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lornajo is a bit like Pinnochio, except it's her tits that are affected! They grow half a cup size each time she lies.

If she keeps posting on this group chat she'll be stuck in her room!n

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

innocent gentleman is actually the heir to the thrown of a yet undecoverd country.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lornajo is a bit like Pinnochio, except it's her tits that are affected! They grow half a cup size each time she lies.

If she keeps posting on this group chat she'll be stuck in her room!n

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lornajo likes to dress up as a mermaid and splash in her bath tub pretending she is the queen of an underwater kingdom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lornajo likes to dress up as a mermaid and splash in her bath tub pretending she is the queen of an underwater kingdom"

This is actually true

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

Lornajo has a collection of 1000 owl skulls on a large shelf above her bed

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Bulldog71 is in fact a chihuahua

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minnie the minx has a pet frog called Barry

She is currently trying to teach him to fetch her high heels

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

"sweet little lies.

So we haven't had one of these for ages and they can be really good fun.

So make a ridiculous lie up about a poster above or actually any poster on the forum but keep it fun and nice.

Love this song always reminds me of my dad

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"Lornajo is actually called Mavis and collects stray Cats."

Lornajo is actually called Slim Jim Phantom and was the drummer in the Stray Cats.

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Myself and poly chromatic were on an armed robbery crew together in the early 00. Banks, Art galleries and jewelry were our Forte.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Me and greeneggsandsam were on an armed robbery crew in the early 1900's. We did forty banks and art galleries for the jewelry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Polly actually works for the CIA but its a really big secret so don't tell anyone! %

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Lorna is a best selling erotica writer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inaswingdress fed my pony.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Irrelevant bollocks actually has very relevant bollocks

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Minnie has never worn polka dots and doesn't like Mickey at all

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By *iss behaving2019Woman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I believe everything stated above!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Miss behaving is a good girl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She twinkles in her cat litter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fabulous and bearded actually chose this name because hes never been able to grow a beard so he's trying to Live out his long held dream of growing a fabulous beard through his fab name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fabulous and bearded actually chose this name because hes never been able to grow a beard so he's trying to Live out his long held dream of growing a fabulous beard through his fab name."

That is actually true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is actually a virgin an sniff knickers for a day job

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

_naswingdress has never worn a dress. Ever

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"_naswingdress has never worn a dress. Ever"

I used to be a giant tomboy, so this made me laugh a lot.

NotSoPosh holds her pinky out from her bone china cup and saucer. She thinks kitschy mismatched is what makes her not posh! Oh, honey...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inaswindress can often be seen roaming the streets of Manchester at night yodeling

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

6969ste collects beermats and has gone cold turkey since lockdown

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Minnie does actually have a mink coat but sadly no knickers...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Inaswindress can often be seen roaming the streets of Manchester at night yodeling"

She Is actually the current world yodelling champion but she doesn't like to boast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst competing in the Water Polevaulting World Championship just off the western coast of Samoa, Lornajo83 accidentally completed a vault which stands as a record to this day.

Sadly, she landed in the makeshift TV crew cafeteria which was just on the shore, and now has a tremendous fear of teaspoons.

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By *nnocentlycorruptMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Saisei can peel a banana with his bum cheeks

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Wears pants under his kilt

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"_naswingdress has never worn a dress. Ever

I used to be a giant tomboy, so this made me laugh a lot.

NotSoPosh holds her pinky out from her bone china cup and saucer. She thinks kitschy mismatched is what makes her not posh! Oh, honey...

Mine isn't kitschy mismatched. I just break way too much to have decent sets...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so posh actually is very posh and owns half of Cornwall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

giantxtc is really a midget who goes jogging in polka dot dresses and cloggs wearing a snorkel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"giantxtc is really a midget who goes jogging in polka dot dresses and cloggs wearing a snorkel."
this guy eats poodles in noodles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wookiedad is really a cabbage patch doll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wookiedad is really a cabbage patch doll"

6969ste

Is actually Frank longbottom Neville long bottoms dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wookidad sells fruit and veg on his local market dressed in a rainbow gimp suit

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By *uck_NorrisMan
over a year ago

swansea

6969ste just got a sax on ebay and started a one man jazz band

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

keeps sending me countless amount of messages

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By *angtidy42Couple
over a year ago

Redditch

Tiger spent the last 10 years supporting English rugby ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bang is actually ridiculously messy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tiger spent likes to dress in a ballett costume while doing the dishes

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By *uck_NorrisMan
over a year ago

swansea

"Tiger spent likes to dress in a ballett costume while doing the dishes"
you win

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