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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's Friday so let's share some smiles to take us through the weekend.

Say your in and share some smiles with others on the thread. A compliment, a flirt or a joke. Anything lovely is welcome.

Let's raise eachother up

Respect filters and play nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

I'm in too

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’re in x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Morning you sexy bunch. Lots of smiles and hugs coming your way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how do you make a creative Star Wars joke?

you have to think outside of the jarjar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, all you ladies are very sexy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"how do you make a creative Star Wars joke?

you have to think outside of the jarjar"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing better than starting the weekend off with a smile.

Good endorphins and all that.

In i am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is Barbie sad?

Because Ken came in another box

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

Happy freaky Friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's Friday so let's share some smiles to take us through the weekend.

Say your in and share some smiles with others on the thread. A compliment, a flirt or a joke. Anything lovely is welcome.

Let's raise eachother up

Respect filters and play nice "

You’re a beautiful person, inside and out and you’re stronger than you know

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By *educerMan
over a year ago

Brentwood

Happy Friday all, I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why is Barbie sad?

Because Ken came in another box "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Loving the jokes guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could do with some smiles today

Sparkles you are a wonderful person and I love you very much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, great idea OP x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's Friday so let's share some smiles to take us through the weekend.

Say your in and share some smiles with others on the thread. A compliment, a flirt or a joke. Anything lovely is welcome.

Let's raise eachother up

Respect filters and play nice

You’re a beautiful person, inside and out and you’re stronger than you know "

You trying to make me cry? Thank you lovely

You are sexy, beautiful soul. One day we will get our hug xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?

One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could do with some smiles today

Sparkles you are a wonderful person and I love you very much "

Sending you huge hugs and lots of smiles lovely

You know where I am if you need me. Love you too xxx

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Could do with some smiles today

Sparkles you are a wonderful person and I love you very much "

MissDreavus, I adore you and I'm very happy we finally started talking properly. Keep being the strong beautiful person you are and don't allow any headfuckery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches, but then I realized it would be a waist of time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bill n Ben in bed.

Bill says "flob a lob"

Ben says "swallow it down ya soft bastard!"

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

A family was driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumped against the windshield. Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect." "Wow," the boy replies. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could do with some smiles today

Sparkles you are a wonderful person and I love you very much

MissDreavus, I adore you and I'm very happy we finally started talking properly. Keep being the strong beautiful person you are and don't allow any headfuckery. "

Is headfuckery a type of BJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy is sitting at the doctor's office. The doctor walks in and says, "I have some bad news. I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating."

"I don't understand, doc," the patient says.

"Why?" "Because," the doctor says. "I'm trying to examine you."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could do with some smiles today

Sparkles you are a wonderful person and I love you very much

MissDreavus, I adore you and I'm very happy we finally started talking properly. Keep being the strong beautiful person you are and don't allow any headfuckery. "

Echoed! Because Meli always has the best words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's Friday so let's share some smiles to take us through the weekend.

Say your in and share some smiles with others on the thread. A compliment, a flirt or a joke. Anything lovely is welcome.

Let's raise eachother up

Respect filters and play nice

You’re a beautiful person, inside and out and you’re stronger than you know

You trying to make me cry? Thank you lovely

You are sexy, beautiful soul. One day we will get our hug xx"

And booby rubbing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could do with some smiles today

Sparkles you are a wonderful person and I love you very much

MissDreavus, I adore you and I'm very happy we finally started talking properly. Keep being the strong beautiful person you are and don't allow any headfuckery. "

Thank you lovely. You are just incredible, and feel so lucky to know you, thank you for just being you xx

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I would've thought that just knowing that um back on the forums would make everyone smile. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A guy is sitting at the doctor's office. The doctor walks in and says, "I have some bad news. I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating."

"I don't understand, doc," the patient says.

"Why?" "Because," the doctor says. "I'm trying to examine you.""

Haha!

Skydrol, you wonderful, kind, caring and thoughtful man. Can we clone you?

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Sparkles, you made me laugh this morning, thank you.

You are a wonderful person and a great friend.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Hello everybody I reckon I might be pretty average at this.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you Sparkles, I’ll have to provide a dna sample to do that

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"OP "

Ditto, and to you too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would've thought that just knowing that um back on the forums would make everyone smile. Lol

"

You always make me smile

Go fourth and share some of your wonderful hugs Mr xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I'll send my cock pic to few ladies .. hopefully that'll put a smile on their face

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sparkles, you made me laugh this morning, thank you.

You are a wonderful person and a great friend. "

Happy to help you always make me laugh and smile. I'm so glad we became friends. You are such a lovely lady with a cracking sense of humour and a wonderfully pervy side xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello everybody I reckon I might be pretty average at this. "

Nothing average about you Mr Fiddles xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would've thought that just knowing that um back on the forums would make everyone smile. Lol

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And ots brilliant to see you back. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Friday all you beautiful people, have a fantastic day, love to all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP "

Love you and loving the avatar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to admit I'm feeling a bit out of all this lady love today.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Could do with some smiles today

Sparkles you are a wonderful person and I love you very much

MissDreavus, I adore you and I'm very happy we finally started talking properly. Keep being the strong beautiful person you are and don't allow any headfuckery.

Echoed! Because Meli always has the best words "

Awww Sparkles you softie. I'm always a bit wary around women and being friends with them but you're one of the reasons I'm less so. You're fantastic in so many ways. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could do with some smiles today

Sparkles you are a wonderful person and I love you very much

Sending you huge hugs and lots of smiles lovely

You know where I am if you need me. Love you too xxx"

xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Could do with some smiles today

Sparkles you are a wonderful person and I love you very much

MissDreavus, I adore you and I'm very happy we finally started talking properly. Keep being the strong beautiful person you are and don't allow any headfuckery.

Echoed! Because Meli always has the best words

Awww Sparkles you softie. I'm always a bit wary around women and being friends with them but you're one of the reasons I'm less so. You're fantastic in so many ways. x"

Meli your voice is sexy as hell and more therapeutic than listening to Morgan Freeman for 3 hours

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

I’m in.

Q: What’s the difference between a Jogger and a Butler?

A: A Jogger goes panting in the country....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have to admit I'm feeling a bit out of all this lady love today. "

Aww I'm sorry Lorna, I wasn't trying to leave anyone out huge hugs lovely.

I love how inclusive you are on here. Always caring and happy to listen xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A family was driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumped against the windshield. Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect." "Wow," the boy replies. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always happy to share a smile. X

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Have you heard about the new Barbie doll just released - Divorced Barbie?

She comes with all of Ken's accessories

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Guys, I'm not trying to leave anyone out. It's hard to keep up with every post. Please share the smiles with eachother on the thread or through PM.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time.

The penguin isn't the neatest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream.

When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says,

"Looks like you blew a seal."

"No," the penguin insists,

"it's just ice cream."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you heard about the new Barbie doll just released - Divorced Barbie?

She comes with all of Ken's accessories "

What do you call a line of barbie dolls?

A barbiequeue.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I bought a lady a massive bunch of flowers, roses, lillies, carnations, the works.

She said that “I suppose you’ll expect me to spend the rest of the night with my legs in the air.”

I said,

“Why? Have you not got a vase”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love your threads Sparkles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bought a lady a massive bunch of flowers, roses, lillies, carnations, the works.

She said that “I suppose you’ll expect me to spend the rest of the night with my legs in the air.”

I said,

“Why? Have you not got a vase” "

Brilliant

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By *ardAndFun321Man
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Loving the Friday love by all ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time.

The penguin isn't the neatest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream.

When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says,

"Looks like you blew a seal."

"No," the penguin insists,

"it's just ice cream.""

You are on form today!!

Thank you for being a good friend, kind and just lovely! Absolute sweetheart, love you lots Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in.

Q: What’s the difference between a Jogger and a Butler?

A: A Jogger goes panting in the country...."

Whats the difference between a policemans' truncheon and a magicians' wand?

A magicians' wand is for cunning stunts!

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By *ardAndFun321Man
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Loving the Friday love by all ?"

My love heart has turned into a question mark .... noooo lols

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How is sex like a game of bridge?

If you have a great hand, you don't need a partner.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Meli your voice is sexy as hell and more therapeutic than listening to Morgan Freeman for 3 hours "

I'm going to treasure this compliment for a long time. I really like you Slim, you're never Grumpy in my eyes.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can go to sleep with a light on

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Im in ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm in....... bed still! Lazy mare!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a guy with a giant dick?

Phil!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"i'm in....... bed still! Lazy mare! "

You’re my vision of a dream rather than a mare.

Too much, it’s too much isn’t it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meli your voice is sexy as hell and more therapeutic than listening to Morgan Freeman for 3 hours

I'm going to treasure this compliment for a long time. I really like you Slim, you're never Grumpy in my eyes. "

Is Meli short for Melifluous?

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I'm Brian of Nazareth and so is my wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s another name for a vagina?

The box a penis comes in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the difference between hungry and horny?

What ya do with the cucumber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are men more intelligent after sex?

Because they have been plugged in to a genius!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats long and hard and has cum in it?

A Cucumber

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

What’s the difference between light and hard.

It’s not easy but eventually you can get to sleep with a light on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are in xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Love your threads Sparkles! "

thank you. Got anymore kitten pics?

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


" What's long and hard and has cum in it?

A Cucumber "

What's long and hard and has semen in it? A submarine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i'm in....... bed still! Lazy mare!

You’re my vision of a dream rather than a mare.

Too much, it’s too much isn’t it. "

I need dragging out, but I have made this little nest of pillows and duvet and a cheeky cup of coffee and i really don't want to move again!

If you promise to stir my coffee twice to the left and three times to the right, i'll let you drag me out, Fiddle xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i'm in....... bed still! Lazy mare! "

I'm still in my bed too! Floating around fab, fb and bike pages! Listening to cartoons from the wee fellas bedroom! Cant face getting up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to the doctors and said can you do anything to help me it's my penis it's really small. He said theres no shame in that I just need to take a look at it when its erect. I said it is

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"i'm in....... bed still! Lazy mare!

You’re my vision of a dream rather than a mare.

Too much, it’s too much isn’t it.

I need dragging out, but I have made this little nest of pillows and duvet and a cheeky cup of coffee and i really don't want to move again!

If you promise to stir my coffee twice to the left and three times to the right, i'll let you drag me out, Fiddle xx"

If you like your coffee hot, I'll be your coffee pot, you call the shots...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lornajo you are a beautiful person inside and out and always make an effort to accept everyone xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a bit

Sparkles you always look out for the others, wonderful quality to have x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lornajo you are a beautiful person inside and out and always make an effort to accept everyone xx"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Meli your voice is sexy as hell and more therapeutic than listening to Morgan Freeman for 3 hours

I'm going to treasure this compliment for a long time. I really like you Slim, you're never Grumpy in my eyes. "

You haven't seen me at 6.45 am thays why I never seem grumpy .

Thankyou sweetie xx

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Good morning beautiful people

Smile and spread love.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone turn my frown upside down

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"i'm in....... bed still! Lazy mare!

You’re my vision of a dream rather than a mare.

Too much, it’s too much isn’t it.

I need dragging out, but I have made this little nest of pillows and duvet and a cheeky cup of coffee and i really don't want to move again!

If you promise to stir my coffee twice to the left and three times to the right, i'll let you drag me out, Fiddle xx"

I’ll stir it how you like, but I think staying in might be better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love your threads Sparkles!

thank you. Got anymore kitten pics? "

Always!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This deserves a bump.

Happy Friday Sparkles

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"This deserves a bump.

Happy Friday Sparkles "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wrote this on a post the other day and I am going to share this again because I think it is important in these times.

Incandescent created a post about me and somebody asked the following

"Who's that person? Some celebrity or something? Never heard of her before. "

I replied

"I am not a celebrity at all because none of us are on here.

We are all a star to shine brightly in the forums because the thing about The Lounge is that it is as massive as the universe so we can all shine bright alongside each other.

We have no need for constellations. (If there were constellations they would be shaped like boobs, willies and sex toys and we don't need that ) because there is equal space amongst us to let our luminesance be seen by all.

And if one of us begins to flicker then thankfully, like today, one of us will shine a little harder for that person until their brightness returns"

I think we all need to remember to share the smiles. A drop of kindness goes a long way whereas a cutting remark does just that it cuts.

So I am sending a Friday smile to all of you. If you need an extra one feel free to grab two or more.

Let's make the Lounge a friendly place today and not an episode of Fabenders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in a “I love everyone” mood today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wrote this on a post the other day and I am going to share this again because I think it is important in these times.

Incandescent created a post about me and somebody asked the following

"Who's that person? Some celebrity or something? Never heard of her before. "

I replied

"I am not a celebrity at all because none of us are on here.

We are all a star to shine brightly in the forums because the thing about The Lounge is that it is as massive as the universe so we can all shine bright alongside each other.

We have no need for constellations. (If there were constellations they would be shaped like boobs, willies and sex toys and we don't need that ) because there is equal space amongst us to let our luminesance be seen by all.

And if one of us begins to flicker then thankfully, like today, one of us will shine a little harder for that person until their brightness returns"

I think we all need to remember to share the smiles. A drop of kindness goes a long way whereas a cutting remark does just that it cuts.

So I am sending a Friday smile to all of you. If you need an extra one feel free to grab two or more.

Let's make the Lounge a friendly place today and not an episode of Fabenders

"

What an absolutely amazing way to look at it thanks so much for posting this and don't let anyone steal your sparkle xx

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By *ngel_vs_devil33Woman
over a year ago

i’ll let you know

I’m in,

You’re all absolutely beautiful, xx

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"I’m in a “I love everyone” mood today! "

I'm always in a "I love myself mood" which makes me feel so positive that I love everyone else as well

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I wrote this on a post the other day and I am going to share this again because I think it is important in these times.

Incandescent created a post about me and somebody asked the following

"Who's that person? Some celebrity or something? Never heard of her before. "

I replied

"I am not a celebrity at all because none of us are on here.

We are all a star to shine brightly in the forums because the thing about The Lounge is that it is as massive as the universe so we can all shine bright alongside each other.

We have no need for constellations. (If there were constellations they would be shaped like boobs, willies and sex toys and we don't need that ) because there is equal space amongst us to let our luminesance be seen by all.

And if one of us begins to flicker then thankfully, like today, one of us will shine a little harder for that person until their brightness returns"

I think we all need to remember to share the smiles. A drop of kindness goes a long way whereas a cutting remark does just that it cuts.

So I am sending a Friday smile to all of you. If you need an extra one feel free to grab two or more.

Let's make the Lounge a friendly place today and not an episode of Fabenders

"

Lovely you could see past that comment to write something so beautiful

What a shame people feel the need to be so mean

Have a lovely day

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wrote this on a post the other day and I am going to share this again because I think it is important in these times.

Incandescent created a post about me and somebody asked the following

"Who's that person? Some celebrity or something? Never heard of her before. "

I replied

"I am not a celebrity at all because none of us are on here.

We are all a star to shine brightly in the forums because the thing about The Lounge is that it is as massive as the universe so we can all shine bright alongside each other.

We have no need for constellations. (If there were constellations they would be shaped like boobs, willies and sex toys and we don't need that ) because there is equal space amongst us to let our luminesance be seen by all.

And if one of us begins to flicker then thankfully, like today, one of us will shine a little harder for that person until their brightness returns"

I think we all need to remember to share the smiles. A drop of kindness goes a long way whereas a cutting remark does just that it cuts.

So I am sending a Friday smile to all of you. If you need an extra one feel free to grab two or more.

Let's make the Lounge a friendly place today and not an episode of Fabenders

"

This is awesome and so are you Lois

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lornajo you are a beautiful person inside and out and always make an effort to accept everyone xx"

Thank you. I needed that today as I'm a bit cranky.

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By *r_BlueEyesMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sending smiles and best Friday wishes to each and everyone of you. You're all beautiful people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope my jokes made you all smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wrote this on a post the other day and I am going to share this again because I think it is important in these times.

Incandescent created a post about me and somebody asked the following

"Who's that person? Some celebrity or something? Never heard of her before. "

I replied

"I am not a celebrity at all because none of us are on here.

We are all a star to shine brightly in the forums because the thing about The Lounge is that it is as massive as the universe so we can all shine bright alongside each other.

We have no need for constellations. (If there were constellations they would be shaped like boobs, willies and sex toys and we don't need that ) because there is equal space amongst us to let our luminesance be seen by all.

And if one of us begins to flicker then thankfully, like today, one of us will shine a little harder for that person until their brightness returns"

I think we all need to remember to share the smiles. A drop of kindness goes a long way whereas a cutting remark does just that it cuts.

So I am sending a Friday smile to all of you. If you need an extra one feel free to grab two or more.

Let's make the Lounge a friendly place today and not an episode of Fabenders

Lovely you could see past that comment to write something so beautiful

What a shame people feel the need to be so mean

Have a lovely day

Jo x "

I didn't take it as him being mean just not considered in his line of questioning.

Have a lovely day too Jo

Lois x

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I'm hoping I make someone smile this weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wrote this on a post the other day and I am going to share this again because I think it is important in these times.

Incandescent created a post about me and somebody asked the following

"Who's that person? Some celebrity or something? Never heard of her before. "

I replied

"I am not a celebrity at all because none of us are on here.

We are all a star to shine brightly in the forums because the thing about The Lounge is that it is as massive as the universe so we can all shine bright alongside each other.

We have no need for constellations. (If there were constellations they would be shaped like boobs, willies and sex toys and we don't need that ) because there is equal space amongst us to let our luminesance be seen by all.

And if one of us begins to flicker then thankfully, like today, one of us will shine a little harder for that person until their brightness returns"

I think we all need to remember to share the smiles. A drop of kindness goes a long way whereas a cutting remark does just that it cuts.

So I am sending a Friday smile to all of you. If you need an extra one feel free to grab two or more.

Let's make the Lounge a friendly place today and not an episode of Fabenders

What an absolutely amazing way to look at it thanks so much for posting this and don't let anyone steal your sparkle xx"

Thank you I am learning to not let people tarnish my light

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm hoping I make someone smile this weekend "

You have fun, beautiful Sophie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wrote this on a post the other day and I am going to share this again because I think it is important in these times.

Incandescent created a post about me and somebody asked the following

"Who's that person? Some celebrity or something? Never heard of her before. "

I replied

"I am not a celebrity at all because none of us are on here.

We are all a star to shine brightly in the forums because the thing about The Lounge is that it is as massive as the universe so we can all shine bright alongside each other.

We have no need for constellations. (If there were constellations they would be shaped like boobs, willies and sex toys and we don't need that ) because there is equal space amongst us to let our luminesance be seen by all.

And if one of us begins to flicker then thankfully, like today, one of us will shine a little harder for that person until their brightness returns"

I think we all need to remember to share the smiles. A drop of kindness goes a long way whereas a cutting remark does just that it cuts.

So I am sending a Friday smile to all of you. If you need an extra one feel free to grab two or more.

Let's make the Lounge a friendly place today and not an episode of Fabenders

This is awesome and so are you Lois "

Let'e be awesome together Sparkles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope my jokes made you all smile "

Always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m glad you liked them

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By *hom01Man
over a year ago

Rugby

My favourite joke at the Edinburgh Fringe a few years ago was " Whilst babysitting I told my niece that the old people on Antiques Roadshow were ghosts trying to get their stuff back " !!

Hope that's brought a few smiles to everyone ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wrote this on a post the other day and I am going to share this again because I think it is important in these times.

Incandescent created a post about me and somebody asked the following

"Who's that person? Some celebrity or something? Never heard of her before. "

I replied

"I am not a celebrity at all because none of us are on here.

We are all a star to shine brightly in the forums because the thing about The Lounge is that it is as massive as the universe so we can all shine bright alongside each other.

We have no need for constellations. (If there were constellations they would be shaped like boobs, willies and sex toys and we don't need that ) because there is equal space amongst us to let our luminesance be seen by all.

And if one of us begins to flicker then thankfully, like today, one of us will shine a little harder for that person until their brightness returns"

I think we all need to remember to share the smiles. A drop of kindness goes a long way whereas a cutting remark does just that it cuts.

So I am sending a Friday smile to all of you. If you need an extra one feel free to grab two or more.

Let's make the Lounge a friendly place today and not an episode of Fabenders

"

Love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in "

You know i think you are brilliant. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You all have really nice smiles and it really makes us all feel better so thank you all

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I’m in "

I have only two words for you Queenie.

Fucking Legend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please dont swear there maybe children around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I gave my car to a work colleague this morning to take to get a tyre changed for me as I was gonna be offsite. I've since had a lot of funny phone calls and texts about how the tyres people discovered a large pink dildo in my glove box when searching for my locknut attachment. My workmate stitched me up big time and now I'm getting tortured by everyone lol

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time.

The penguin isn't the neatest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream.

When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says,

"Looks like you blew a seal."

"No," the penguin insists,

"it's just ice cream.""

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"I hope my jokes made you all smile

Always "

Good morning lovely Lois. I hope you’re feeling well.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"I wrote this on a post the other day and I am going to share this again because I think it is important in these times.

Incandescent created a post about me and somebody asked the following

"Who's that person? Some celebrity or something? Never heard of her before. "

I replied

"I am not a celebrity at all because none of us are on here.

We are all a star to shine brightly in the forums because the thing about The Lounge is that it is as massive as the universe so we can all shine bright alongside each other.

We have no need for constellations. (If there were constellations they would be shaped like boobs, willies and sex toys and we don't need that ) because there is equal space amongst us to let our luminesance be seen by all.

And if one of us begins to flicker then thankfully, like today, one of us will shine a little harder for that person until their brightness returns"

I think we all need to remember to share the smiles. A drop of kindness goes a long way whereas a cutting remark does just that it cuts.

So I am sending a Friday smile to all of you. If you need an extra one feel free to grab two or more.

Let's make the Lounge a friendly place today and not an episode of Fabenders

"

This is beautiful Lois.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lornajo you are a beautiful person inside and out and always make an effort to accept everyone xx

Thank you. I needed that today as I'm a bit cranky. "

You are very welcome and oh dear remember tomorrow is another day xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wrote this on a post the other day and I am going to share this again because I think it is important in these times.

Incandescent created a post about me and somebody asked the following

"Who's that person? Some celebrity or something? Never heard of her before. "

I replied

"I am not a celebrity at all because none of us are on here.

We are all a star to shine brightly in the forums because the thing about The Lounge is that it is as massive as the universe so we can all shine bright alongside each other.

We have no need for constellations. (If there were constellations they would be shaped like boobs, willies and sex toys and we don't need that ) because there is equal space amongst us to let our luminesance be seen by all.

And if one of us begins to flicker then thankfully, like today, one of us will shine a little harder for that person until their brightness returns"

I think we all need to remember to share the smiles. A drop of kindness goes a long way whereas a cutting remark does just that it cuts.

So I am sending a Friday smile to all of you. If you need an extra one feel free to grab two or more.

Let's make the Lounge a friendly place today and not an episode of Fabenders

This is beautiful Lois. "

Wow, this is gorgeous Lois. You’re a bright star anyway, and you help others shine brighter. What a beautiful gift to bring

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By *on_SealMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

Hear about the women that's been growing didos in her garden?

She's now having problems with squatters!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nice to see this still going guys. Hope everyone is having a lovely Friday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hear about the women that's been growing didos in her garden?

She's now having problems with squatters! "

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By *eachesAndCream99Couple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Cardiff just off the M4

I’m in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three men walk into the doctors. The first hops in and takes his shoes and socks off.

‘Oh my’ says the doctor ‘ that is a very bad case of toesillitious, apply this cream four times a day and you will be fine’

The next man hobbles in and drops his trousers.

‘Oh poor you’ says the doctor ‘that is one of the worst cases of Kneasles I have seen in quite a while. That these pills four times a day and you will soon be right as rain’

The third man, minces slowly in and drops his trousers and pants.

The doctor looks in horror! ‘DEAR SWEET JUMPPING JESUS H CHRIST ON A BIKE!!! That is the worst Case of small cocks I have ever seen. I’m afraid you are buggered mate!!!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope my jokes made you all smile

Always

Good morning lovely Lois. I hope you’re feeling well. "

Hi Lorraine I am pleased to report that I am feeling really well today and only a little tingly. I hope you have a beautiful day in the sunshine

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

on the move

We're in.

Everyone stand up and have a quick bum wiggle and the hive something the double pistol fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time.

The penguin isn't the neatest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream.

When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says,

"Looks like you blew a seal."

"No," the penguin insists,

"it's just ice cream."

"

That raised equal eugh and

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Man in a retirement home is celebrating his 90th birthday. The staff and residents have had a collection, and they’ve treated him to a stripper.

She stands there in her underwear, and says to him “I’m here to offer you super sex!”

He replies “Can I have the soup?”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope my jokes made you all smile

Always

Good morning lovely Lois. I hope you’re feeling well.

Hi Lorraine I am pleased to report that I am feeling really well today and only a little tingly. I hope you have a beautiful day in the sunshine "

Hope you’re doing good babe

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By *owithflow321Man
over a year ago

Molesey


"I hope my jokes made you all smile

Always

Good morning lovely Lois. I hope you’re feeling well.

Hi Lorraine I am pleased to report that I am feeling really well today and only a little tingly. I hope you have a beautiful day in the sunshine

Hope you’re doing good babe "

I do not believe that you have the sexiest btm on fabs

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By *owithflow321Man
over a year ago

Molesey

I meant I do believe xx

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope my jokes made you all smile

Always

Good morning lovely Lois. I hope you’re feeling well.

Hi Lorraine I am pleased to report that I am feeling really well today and only a little tingly. I hope you have a beautiful day in the sunshine

Hope you’re doing good babe "

This babe is in babealicious form thanks hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Karen your haircut suits you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope my jokes made you all smile

Always

Good morning lovely Lois. I hope you’re feeling well.

Hi Lorraine I am pleased to report that I am feeling really well today and only a little tingly. I hope you have a beautiful day in the sunshine

Hope you’re doing good babe

This babe is in babealicious form thanks hun "

Good to hear sugar. Wanna see something so big it’ll blow that pretty little head of yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope my jokes made you all smile

Always

Good morning lovely Lois. I hope you’re feeling well.

Hi Lorraine I am pleased to report that I am feeling really well today and only a little tingly. I hope you have a beautiful day in the sunshine

Hope you’re doing good babe

This babe is in babealicious form thanks hun

Good to hear sugar. Wanna see something so big it’ll blow that pretty little head of yours? "

Only if I can blow it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope my jokes made you all smile

Always

Good morning lovely Lois. I hope you’re feeling well.

Hi Lorraine I am pleased to report that I am feeling really well today and only a little tingly. I hope you have a beautiful day in the sunshine

Hope you’re doing good babe

This babe is in babealicious form thanks hun

Good to hear sugar. Wanna see something so big it’ll blow that pretty little head of yours?

Only if I can blow it "

It’ll make you cry. Sending

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