FabSwingers.com forum: Say it here

By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

What you got to say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake is overrated

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Cake is overrated "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake is overrated "

So is sex

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Cake is overrated

So is sex"

So is cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake is overrated

So is sex

So is cock"

So is sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake is overrated "

What sort of cake?

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Cake is overrated

So is sex

So is cock

So is sleep."

Love me sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake is a lie

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

Lemon and polenta cake is nice just had a slice

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Cake is overrated

What sort of cake? "

Cock cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn i love crunchy peanut butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only I could!

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"If only I could!"

Try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 18/06/20 22:46:25]

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Humility is underrated and empowering.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a cuckold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake is overrated

What sort of cake?

Cock cake "

Cake shaped like a cock? Or cake made of cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who say they are humble generally aren't

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Cake is overrated

What sort of cake?

Cock cake

Cake shaped like a cock? Or cake made of cock?

You pick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who say they are humble generally aren't "

Sometimes they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake round a cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake is overrated

What sort of cake?

Cock cake

Cake shaped like a cock? Or cake made of cock?

You pick

I think the former then.... sponge with fresh cream filling I guess

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Cake is overrated

What sort of cake?

Cock cake

Cake shaped like a cock? Or cake made of cock?

You pick

I think the former then.... sponge with fresh cream filling I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes when I'm teaching, and I know it is wrong, but purposely blame the kids and tell them they should be ashamed of themselves after I silently fart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake is overrated "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes when I'm teaching, and I know it is wrong, but purposely blame the kids and tell them they should be ashamed of themselves after I silently fart."

Ahahahahahaha

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By *eedsnoiseMan
over a year ago

York/Leeds/Harrogate

People who "don't suffer fools gladly" are generally boorish bullies with an inflated sense of their own competence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who say they are humble generally aren't

Sometimes they are "

I did say generally

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By *ovestrap69TV/TS
over a year ago

Croydon

"Cake is overrated "

Say it ant so...

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Sometimes when I'm teaching, and I know it is wrong, but purposely blame the kids and tell them they should be ashamed of themselves after I silently fart."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake is overrated

I feel like I’ve let you down!

I made cookies today. So many.

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By *ovestrap69TV/TS
over a year ago

Croydon

"Cake is overrated

I feel your pain.. I read that and nearly dropped my cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake is overrated

I feel like I’ve let you down!

I made cookies today. So many. "

Yep, I'm shocked. My pillow is soaked from the tears. I had visions of us drinking milkshake and eating cake in the sun and now my dreams are shattered.

Can I have a cookie?? What flavour cookie?! Oh I want a cookie please!!

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By *ovestrap69TV/TS
over a year ago

Croydon

"Cake is overrated

I feel like I’ve let you down!

I made cookies today. So many. "

And me... But I'll let you off.

If I can have a cookie? What you made?

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

" I love food

Favourite food?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"People who "don't suffer fools gladly" are generally boorish bullies with an inflated sense of their own competence"

Indeed

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Cake round a cock"

Frosting on a cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite and cheese on toast is the dogs bollocks

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Just smiling and it could be worse

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Just smiling and it could be worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The older I get, the less I understand.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"The older I get, the less I understand."

You following me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back to future is flawed

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Back to future is flawed

Nice pants x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The older I get, the less I understand.

You following me?"

Ta da!

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"The older I get, the less I understand.

You following me?

Ta da!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foxes are adorable, and so are cats and mice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Back to future is flawed

Nice pants x"
Why thank you, i have more

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Back to future is flawed

Nice pants xWhy thank you, i have more "

Show me one day

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

There are some women on Fab I really have the hots for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Foxes are adorable, and so are cats and mice!"

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Spoons are vital

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Money Heist (La Casa de Papel) is very watchable but it's terribly problematic and and the head of the police team is painfully shit at her job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So mermaids, what is that all about!? So Ariel and Eric’s big day is over, they rush up to the honeymoon suite, Eric desperately trying to control his ‘staff of righteousness’. They enter the room, the four poster bed calls to them. Ariel lifts her wedding dress, the tang of Whitby bay at low tide fills the air. Eric knows the moment has come. Ariel slowly removes her silk panties and ..... unloading her roe all over the Axminster states, without a by your leave, that she is knacked and is going to get some kip while Eric gets on with fertilising the kids !!!!! No amount of Vanish is going to get the deposit on the room back!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I havent played solo in a week and a half. When I get home tonight imma get the lotion out, light some candles and put on the Sisco CD

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By *ovestrap69TV/TS
over a year ago

Croydon

"Foxes are adorable, and so are cats and mice!"

So true.. Until you have a nice invade your home.. And eat your food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t know the correct way to say ‘nice’ biscuits

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I can't pronounce balaclava properly

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

The older I get, the better I was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake is overrated "

But it isn’t. Want cake now. Need cake now.

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Dressing gowns are garments from the gods!

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"Money Heist (La Casa de Papel) is very watchable but it's terribly problematic and and the head of the police team is painfully shit at her job. "
And watching the vocal dubbing on delay is a blinking nightmare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake is overrated "

You take that back!

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Money Heist (La Casa de Papel) is very watchable but it's terribly problematic and and the head of the police team is painfully shit at her job. And watching the vocal dubbing on delay is a blinking nightmare"

Oh... but... it's so good we can ignore that...

Plus... Tokyo

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Thanks to the after-effects of four pints of real ale and some two-day old home-made chili, my office yesterday morning stank of stale farts....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did cake do to deserve all this hate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spoons are vital"

Especially with soup

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Its raining,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Friday feeling means nothing anymore- I might change it to that Tuesday feeling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That Friday feeling means nothing anymore- I might change it to that Tuesday feeling."

This is very true, all the days kinda merge into one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What did cake do to deserve all this hate?

Iv no idea but I'm here to defend the honor of cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That Friday feeling means nothing anymore- I might change it to that Tuesday feeling."
It means I can not do my work without feeling guilty.

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By *ovestrap69TV/TS
over a year ago

Croydon

All this talk of cake.. I want cake.

Smothered over a women's breast mmmmmmm whipped cream yummy.

Boobs and cake. Heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opticians need to take a good look at themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m missing the gym

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

How do I get a portable loo on my bicycle? Really want to go cycle-touring but communal facilities aren't open. All ideas welcome.

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