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By *G2001 OP Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

I'm 19 and looking to explore more, I'll do anything you ask me to and you can do anything you want to me

Any takers?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Stick a pineapple up yer bum and change your name to Susan

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By *G2001 OP Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

"Stick a pineapple up yer bum and change your name to Susan "

Just for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat a jobby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stick a pineapple up yer bum and change your name to Susan "

A tinned pineapple....? Will it be a ring pull?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my bathroom needs painting

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

... I always think anyone who says this is naive or dangerous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold a chicken in the air

Stick a deckchair up your nose

Buy a jumbo jet

And then bury all your clothes

Paint your left knee green

Then extract your wisdom teeth

Form a string quartet

And pretend your name is Keith

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... I always think anyone who says this is naive or dangerous"

Absolutely this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear OP.... You opened the door there my pal...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... I always think anyone who says this is naive or dangerous"

Or desperate

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"... I always think anyone who says this is naive or dangerous

Absolutely this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm 19 and looking to explore more, I'll do anything you ask me to and you can do anything you want to me

Any takers? "

Wash all that green stuff off your face!

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By *arpePinguisWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Quoth the virgin, nevermore.

I think you should be a good boy and do my ironing, clean the fridge and mow the lawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... I always think anyone who says this is naive or dangerous

Absolutely this

I was just going to say the same.

I often find posting after both of you

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"I'm 19 and looking to explore more, I'll do anything you ask me to and you can do anything you want to me

Any takers? "

I hope you are not expecting any suggestions you would find pleasurable. If you open yourself up like that I hope you are ready for people to take the mick.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Hold a chicken in the air

Stick a deckchair up your nose

Buy a jumbo jet

And then bury all your clothes

Paint your left knee green

Then extract your wisdom teeth

Form a string quartet

And pretend your name is Keith

I preferred the B side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stick a pineapple up yer bum and change your name to Susan "

I've got firkin spongebob theme in my head now !!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Stick a pineapple up yer bum and change your name to Susan

I've got firkin spongebob theme in my head now !!

You are soooooo welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rob a bank for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... I always think anyone who says this is naive or dangerous

Absolutely this

I was just going to say the same.

I often find posting after both of you

Great minds....well mine isn't always great tbh

Her x

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