FabSwingers.com forum: sarcastic thread for the jokers an banters

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lets start a thread that doesnt end up all serious like most on here

,,be nice with it of course,,

got chatting with my hot neighbor for the first time last night,,,already forgotten his name

bloody gold fish died last night,,,think it was a fair ride

an away you go lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was meant to say hi. I’ve ruined it already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a great thread.

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By *awk90Man
over a year ago

Amsterdam

"Ho"

Hi Santa! You're about 6 months early... I know the year has been very long so far, but chill on the pole for a bit

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Ho

Hi Santa! You're about 6 months early... I know the year has been very long so far, but chill on the pole for a bit"

Oh gosh I hadn't realised it was Santa

I just thought she was advertising

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ho"

Did someone ask for a hoe?

Cause hi

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What a great thread.

not so good without some needle tho

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

[Removed by poster at 18/06/20 19:13:22]

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By *borofucktoyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Ho"
why yes I have one when I'm gardening (I believe that's all the ho puns now)

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Ho

Did someone ask for a hoe?

Cause hi

I'll take a hoe, my garden needs taming!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ho

Hi Santa! You're about 6 months early... I know the year has been very long so far, but chill on the pole for a bit

Oh gosh I hadn't realised it was Santa

I just thought she was advertising

Advertising for what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ho

Hi Santa! You're about 6 months early... I know the year has been very long so far, but chill on the pole for a bit"

You saying I’m fat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ho

Hi Santa! You're about 6 months early... I know the year has been very long so far, but chill on the pole for a bit

Oh gosh I hadn't realised it was Santa

I just thought she was advertising

Advertising for what?"

Her gardening services

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ho

Did someone ask for a hoe?

Cause hi

I'll take a hoe, my garden needs taming!

Pervert!

*adds to hotlist*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ho

Did someone ask for a hoe?

Cause hi

I'll take a hoe, my garden needs taming!

Lockdown bush....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ho

Did someone ask for a hoe?

Cause hi

I'll take a hoe, my garden needs taming!

lion this, the tamer is coming

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"Ho

Did someone ask for a hoe?

Cause hi

I'll take a hoe, my garden needs taming!

Lockdown bush....?

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need a mower for lockdown bush

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Ho

Did someone ask for a hoe?

Cause hi

I'll take a hoe, my garden needs taming!

Pervert!

*adds to hotlist* "

May already be on my hotlist

Haha and no lockdown bush... waxed last night

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Ho

Did someone ask for a hoe?

Cause hi

I'll take a hoe, my garden needs taming!

Pervert!

*adds to hotlist*

May already be on my hotlist

Haha and no lockdown bush... waxed last night

Thats a shame ive got a strimmer that if you put in a little juice away it goes

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"Ho

Did someone ask for a hoe?

Cause hi

I'll take a hoe, my garden needs taming!

Pervert!

*adds to hotlist*

May already be on my hotlist

Haha and no lockdown bush... waxed last night

"
u wax it yourself, ouch

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Ho

Did someone ask for a hoe?

Cause hi

I'll take a hoe, my garden needs taming!

Pervert!

*adds to hotlist*

May already be on my hotlist

Haha and no lockdown bush... waxed last night

u wax it yourself, ouch

New lockdown skill!

Mistress of pain and silky vaginas at your service

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Ho

Did someone ask for a hoe?

Cause hi

I'll take a hoe, my garden needs taming!

Pervert!

*adds to hotlist*

May already be on my hotlist

Haha and no lockdown bush... waxed last night

Thats a shame ive got a strimmer that if you put in a little juice away it goes

What's it's fuel of choice?

Welcome for a hack at it!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Hey op, let us know when it starts...

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Did anyone hear about the dyslexic skier who bumped into a tabogonist.... He asked him for 20 Rothmans

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"Ho

Did someone ask for a hoe?

Cause hi

I'll take a hoe, my garden needs taming!

Pervert!

*adds to hotlist*

May already be on my hotlist

Haha and no lockdown bush... waxed last night

u wax it yourself, ouch

New lockdown skill!

Mistress of pain and silky vaginas at your service

"
I dont mind it being waxed I just dont think I could do it myself lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ho

Did someone ask for a hoe?

Cause hi

I'll take a hoe, my garden needs taming!

Pervert!

*adds to hotlist*

May already be on my hotlist

Haha and no lockdown bush... waxed last night

Thats a shame ive got a strimmer that if you put in a little juice away it goes

What's it's fuel of choice?

Welcome for a hack at it! "

2stroke...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey op, let us know when it starts..."

think its finished

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

The only thing that comes to mind is the brilliant repost from professor Moriarty, doctor of quick wit and repartee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey op, let us know when it starts..."

Looool. That got me. Hahaha.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Ho

Did someone ask for a hoe?

Cause hi

I'll take a hoe, my garden needs taming!

Pervert!

*adds to hotlist*

May already be on my hotlist

Haha and no lockdown bush... waxed last night

Thats a shame ive got a strimmer that if you put in a little juice away it goes

What's it's fuel of choice?

Welcome for a hack at it! "

Hang on ill ask him please hold......

You he said he runs on you fuel

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Ho

Did someone ask for a hoe?

Cause hi

I'll take a hoe, my garden needs taming!

Pervert!

*adds to hotlist*

May already be on my hotlist

Haha and no lockdown bush... waxed last night

Thats a shame ive got a strimmer that if you put in a little juice away it goes

What's it's fuel of choice?

Welcome for a hack at it!

Hang on ill ask him please hold......

You he said he runs on you fuel

Oh well I'm empty

Come fill me up?

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Ho

Did someone ask for a hoe?

Cause hi

I'll take a hoe, my garden needs taming!

Pervert!

*adds to hotlist*

May already be on my hotlist

Haha and no lockdown bush... waxed last night

Thats a shame ive got a strimmer that if you put in a little juice away it goes

What's it's fuel of choice?

Welcome for a hack at it!

Hang on ill ask him please hold......

You he said he runs on you fuel

Oh well I'm empty

Come fill me up?

Hes pointing me in the direction in just following

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Sorry sarcasm kinds turned to innuendo

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Sorry sarcasm kinds turned to innuendo

Kind of has really haha dont really think i can share my sarcastic message i sent in reply on the forums. I thought it was genius them not so much whoops

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What a great thread.

maybe i should of written the thread upside down

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey op, let us know when it starts...

Looool. That got me. Hahaha.

same here lol

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

I LOVE when guys send me dick pics!

(Sarcastic enough?)

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"I LOVE when guys send me dick pics!

(Sarcastic enough?)

Ooooo so do i cant beat looking at another cock. Well i say cant beat but it makes me want to ssssoooo much

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"I LOVE when guys send me dick pics!

(Sarcastic enough?)

"
ooo I like a nice dick pic Haha and guys that's not a open invite for my box to get flooded

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By *exfordMan
over a year ago

discombobulated land

"Howhy yes I have one when I'm gardening (I believe that's all the ho puns now)"

Ho no it's not!

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