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By *_Marius OP   Man
over a year ago

Currently Faraway

I detest crocodiles, they always get snappy at me.

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By *ensual-dominant-passionMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"I detest crocodiles, they always get snappy at me."

Gosh that’s bad! suppose it’s isnt worse than...

A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says... why the long face!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did the snooker player go to the bathroom ?.....

To pot the brown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did they release Star Wars episodes 4, 5 & 6 before episodes 1, 2 & 3?

In charge of the schedule Yoda was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two crisps were walking down the road. A car pulled up to them and asked if they wanted a lift.

The replied, ‘No, we’re walkers’

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

A joke about cash machines..but I can’t remember it ATM.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me "

Don’t be hard on yourself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me "

Shushhhhhhhh, you're absolutely lovely!

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By *othin 2 proveCouple
over a year ago

Blackpool

How do you make a snooker table laugh?

put your hands in it's pockets and tickle it's balls!

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport


"How do you make a snooker table laugh?

put your hands in it's pockets and tickle it's balls! "

Mr J just said that works for him!!

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

What do you call a deaf dog with bad legs?...

Anything you want, he still won't come to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how do you get a bww into bed,,,peace of cake

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

How do you get two whales in a mini ?

simple down the M4 and over the severn bridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's brown and sticky?

A stick

What's pink and fluffy?

Pink fluff

Man walks into a bar and says "Ouch".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's brown and sticky?

A stick

What's pink and fluffy?

Pink fluff

Man walks into a bar and says "Ouch".

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what do you call a boomerang that does'nt come back?

a stick

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

What’s pink and hard?

A pig with a flick knife!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whats white an cant climb trees ??

a fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd tell you a joke about the wall, bit you'd never get over it.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Which cheese is made backwards?

Are the people of Newark an anagram of the town?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a girl with a tile on her head ?

Ruth

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By *anshee99Woman
over a year ago

all over

What is forest gumps password...

1forrest1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a woman between goal posts? Anette!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are pirates called pirates.... because they arrr!

I'll fetch my coat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are pirates called pirates.... because they arrr!

I'll fetch my coat! "

That's my youngest lads favourite joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are pirates called pirates.... because they arrr!

I'll fetch my coat!

That's my youngest lads favourite joke "

I'll take that as a back handed compliment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are pirates called pirates.... because they arrr!

I'll fetch my coat!

That's my youngest lads favourite joke

I'll take that as a back handed compliment. "

I wouldn't, he's an annoying little twerp most of the time

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

A blind man walks into a drum kit.....

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Fludladumpf bom tish

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Skeleton walks into a bar.

"I'll have a pint a bitter...and a bucket."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much do pirates earrings cost ?

A buccaneer

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

A chicken walks into a library saying book, book, book

A frog walks past saying Reddit, Reddit

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

on the move

What's brown and sticky?

A stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are pirates called pirates.... because they arrr!

I'll fetch my coat!

That's my youngest lads favourite joke

I'll take that as a back handed compliment.

I wouldn't, he's an annoying little twerp most of the time "

Are you sure I'm not his dad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are pirates called pirates.... because they arrr!

I'll fetch my coat!

That's my youngest lads favourite joke

I'll take that as a back handed compliment.

I wouldn't, he's an annoying little twerp most of the time

Are you sure I'm not his dad! "

Please be, can get rid then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are pirates called pirates.... because they arrr!

I'll fetch my coat!

That's my youngest lads favourite joke

I'll take that as a back handed compliment.

I wouldn't, he's an annoying little twerp most of the time

Are you sure I'm not his dad!

Please be, can get rid then "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man walks into a cafe and says can i have a crocodile sandwich.. And make it snappy !

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By *yantico86Man
over a year ago

drumchapel

Little Timmy's sitting in class all of a sudden needs a pee so he stands up and shout's miss miss I need a piss

Teacher turns around and looks at him and says Timmy the word is urinate not piss in fact you can't go to the toilet until you give me a word with urinate in it

So wee Timmy thinks for. Little minute then he goes miss I have one

Teacher says go ahead

Little Timmy says miss urinate but if you had bigger boobs you would be a ten

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