FabSwingers.com forum: Humour me.........

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I have a dump this far ages.

Let's get this thread to 175 as quickly as possible.

You can post whatever you like just remember to be kind.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

and go.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets get this shit out quickly....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Lets get this shit out quickly....

Er..... That's a different thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lets get this shit out quickly....

Best autocorrect I've seen in a while

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By *adbod74Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Spag bol on the hob!! Anyone wanna share a plate?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Supercalafrajalisticexpialidocius

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lets get this shit out quickly....

Er..... That's a different thing

Oh bugger.

Iv realised i said dump instead of done.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"So I have a dump this far ages.

Are you posting about Nigel Farage being crap ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lets get this shit out quickly....

Er..... That's a different thing

Sorry, I read dump... Wasn't so funny....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lets get this shit out quickly....

Best autocorrect I've seen in a while

Oh my goodness.

I'm known for this.

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Spag bol on the hob!! Anyone wanna share a plate? "

Pasta bake here!

Nom nom nom!

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I always use my spell check before starting threads...x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I have a dump this far ages.

Are you posting about Nigel Farage being crap ?"

That too.

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Happy to be post no. 007

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's an old Douglas Adams lecture on youtube called Parrots the Universe and Everything and it's adorable...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lets get this shit out quickly....

Best autocorrect I've seen in a while

Preferred OP:

‘So I have a dump this far ages.‘

Endless possibilities

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

What a difference a day makes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spag bol on the hob!! Anyone wanna share a plate?

Pasta bake here!

Nom nom nom!"

This made me hungry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I always use my spell check before starting threads...x"

I know but it does often provide hilarious results.

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By *ensual-dominant-passionMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I’m Batman

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

"Happy to be post no. 007"

Well it was when I wrote it, haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bums

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lets get this shit out quickly....

Best autocorrect I've seen in a while

Preferred OP:

‘So I have a dump this far ages.‘

Endless possibilities

I've been saying this for months as this is not the 1st time I've done something like this but I really should proofread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ribs for tea

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

Dumps smell

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dumps smell

Mine don't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dumps smell

Mine don't!

Roses really smell like poo poo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dumps smell

Mine don't!

Roses really smell like poo poo"

How dare you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well At least it made people laugh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dumps smell

Mine don't!

Roses really smell like poo poo

How dare you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dumps smell

Mine don't!

Roses really smell like poo poo poo"

FTFY

You missed a poo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dumps smell

Mine don't!

Roses really smell like poo poo"

Also I poop daisies. You know Nothing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dumps smell

Mine don't!

Roses really smell like poo poo

Also I poop daisies. You know Nothing!

Of course you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've bought my mum a fridge for her birthday, can't wait to see her face light up when she opens it...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've bought my mum a fridge for her birthday, can't wait to see her face light up when she opens it..."

Thats actually a bit funny.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I had the best birthday yesterday....steak and chips for dinner in evening then watched football which was a bit weird with the fake crowd noise!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had the best birthday yesterday....steak and chips for dinner in evening then watched football which was a bit weird with the fake crowd noise!"

Glad to hear it (fiftyface)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lets get this shit out quickly....

Prunes?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I had the best birthday yesterday....steak and chips for dinner in evening then watched football which was a bit weird with the fake crowd noise!"

Pleased you had a really nice day x

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

My birthday today, a lovely array of cakes on offer.. Baker hannah done well..

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Hi lorna x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so how is it all going?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My birthday today, a lovely array of cakes on offer.. Baker hannah done well.. "

Happy birthday

)

Stuff your face!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dumps smell

Mine don't!

Roses really smell like poo poo

Also I poop daisies. You know Nothing!

Of course you do

Brutus !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am craving cake!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

happy birthday to one and all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rain rain go away

Go and rain on boris today

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By *adbod74Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Just made a bostin cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shall I get a takeaway or have a BORING jacket potato?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a easy smooth no problem pushing dump!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had the best birthday yesterday....steak and chips for dinner in evening then watched football which was a bit weird with the fake crowd noise!"

Nothing new at City

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope I’m post 69

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope I’m post 69

"
nope 55

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had the best birthday yesterday....steak and chips for dinner in evening then watched football which was a bit weird with the fake crowd noise!"

Wooo! I'm glad it was wonderful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi oi

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shall I get a takeaway or have a BORING jacket potato?"

Takeaway definitely.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take away!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shall I get a takeaway or have a BORING jacket potato?"

A delicious takeaway!!

What will you get?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hickory dickory dock

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Woop woop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

decisions decisions

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm having a big bowl of pasta because I'm a child

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shall I get a takeaway or have a BORING jacket potato?

A delicious takeaway!!

What will you get?! "
i like you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just got soaked coming home!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is it raining?

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Shall I get a takeaway or have a BORING jacket potato?"

Take away! Silly question!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woop woop"

Hello lovely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shall I get a takeaway or have a BORING jacket potato?

A delicious takeaway!!

What will you get?! i like you!"

I like being liked!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shall I get a takeaway or have a BORING jacket potato?

A delicious takeaway!!

What will you get?! i like you!

I like being liked!!

"
and i like likeing you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shall I get a takeaway or have a BORING jacket potato?

A delicious takeaway!!

What will you get?! "

I'm not sure yet - I fancy Indian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Question is, what sort of takeaway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Indian?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Question is, what sort of takeaway

Does it matter? Surely any takeaway is better than a jacket potato?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zwift!!

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

To infinity and beyooond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lets gooooo!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is it raining?"

Fell in a river

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Question is, what sort of takeaway

I had a bloody amazing burger delivered the other night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve just woken up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is it raining?

Fell in a river

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well that would do it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is it raining?

Fell in a river

well that would do it!"

It's actually just pissing it down here. Was nice when i went to work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is it raining?

Fell in a river

well that would do it!

It's actually just pissing it down here. Was nice when i went to work!"
June in England!! always the same now

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Lets get this shit out quickly....

Best autocorrect I've seen in a while

Preferred OP:

‘So I have a dump this far ages.‘

Endless possibilities

I've been saying this for months as this is not the 1st time I've done something like this but I really should proofread.

Was genius Lorna!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

It's raining in Manchester.

I'm shocked. Shocked I tell you. So shocked.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It's raining in Manchester.

I'm shocked. Shocked I tell you. So shocked."

Damp in North Devon too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's raining in Manchester.

I'm shocked. Shocked I tell you. So shocked.

Damp in North Devon too"

Not referring to you being damp

And rain in Manchester? What's the world coming to???

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"It's raining in Manchester.

I'm shocked. Shocked I tell you. So shocked.

Damp in North Devon too

Not referring to you being damp

And rain in Manchester? What's the world coming to???"

Next you'll be telling me that people refer to others as love and our kid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's raining in Manchester.

I'm shocked. Shocked I tell you. So shocked.

Damp in North Devon too

Not referring to you being damp

And rain in Manchester? What's the world coming to???

Next you'll be telling me that people refer to others as love and our kid."

I can't believe anyone ever built a cricket oval in Manchester, or Wales for that matter...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"It's raining in Manchester.

I'm shocked. Shocked I tell you. So shocked.

Damp in North Devon too

Not referring to you being damp

And rain in Manchester? What's the world coming to???

Next you'll be telling me that people refer to others as love and our kid.

I can't believe anyone ever built a cricket oval in Manchester, or Wales for that matter..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still raining though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still raining though

Not here its not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bugger!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"bugger!"

What!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

english man

irish man

scottish man

walk in to a bar...

landlord says, is this some sort of joke...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"english man

irish man

scottish man

walk in to a bar...

landlord says, is this some sort of joke...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"bugger!"

https://youtu.be/CPYmtEQiG18

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"bugger!

https://youtu.be/CPYmtEQiG18"

Thats brilliant.

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Are we nearly there yet?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Not close enough!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Another funny

https://youtu.be/BMX-pmV2yiM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do i have to show you again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man walks into a bar and orders six shots of tequila, as the barman pours them he quickly drinks them, one after the other.

The barman says "you're drinking a bit quick aren't you"

the man says "you'd drink quickly if you had what I've got"

Barman asks "why, what have you got?"

Man says "um, £2.50"

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

A guy is sitting at the doctor's office.

The doctor walks in and says, "I have some bad news. I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating."

"I don't understand, doc," the patient says. "Why?" "Because," the doctor says. "I'm trying to examine you."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy is sitting at the doctor's office.

The doctor walks in and says, "I have some bad news. I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating."

"I don't understand, doc," the patient says. "Why?" "Because," the doctor says. "I'm trying to examine you."

Boom boom

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

A family was driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumped against the windshield. Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect."

"Wow," the boy replies. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"

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