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"Who have you lost now  "You know  | |||
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"Have you checked under the sofa? " Will I find him? | |||
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"Have you checked under the sofa? Will I find him?" Yes!!!! | |||
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"Have you checked under the sofa? Will I find him? Yes!!!!"  | |||
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"Who Mr m? " Who? | |||
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"He's behind you "Who? | |||
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"He's behind you
Who?"He is | |||
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"He's behind you
Who?"There's nobody behind! | |||
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"In the games room Mabey "That's me lol | |||
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"In the games room Mabey "Maybe | |||
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"Look at the first place you looked again. That's where all my lost things are! "Where | |||
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"Thats why I always strap them down "Taxi to Leeds please. | |||
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"Thats why I always strap them down "Lesson to self strap them down dont feed them | |||
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"He's behind you! " He wishes | |||
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"He's here somewhere  "Where? | |||
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"Thats why I always strap them down
Lesson to self strap them down dont feed them "Probably best feeding them | |||
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"Thats why I always strap them down
Lesson to self strap them down dont feed them "Depends what you put in their mouth | |||
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"Thats why I always strap them down
Lesson to self strap them down dont feed them
Probably best feeding them "Why? | |||
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"Thats why I always strap them down
Lesson to self strap them down dont feed them
Depends what you put in their mouth "A mint | |||
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"Thats why I always strap them down
Lesson to self strap them down dont feed them
Probably best feeding them
Why?"Or they'll die maybe | |||
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"Thats why I always strap them down
Lesson to self strap them down dont feed them
Probably best feeding them
Why?
Or they'll die maybe " | |||
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"Thats why I always strap them down
Lesson to self strap them down dont feed them
Depends what you put in their mouth
A mint "I was thinking more of a gag | |||
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"Thats why I always strap them down
Lesson to self strap them down dont feed them
Depends what you put in their mouth
A mint
I was thinking more of a gag "Yeah girl  | |||
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"Thats why I always strap them down
Lesson to self strap them down dont feed them
Probably best feeding them
Why?
Or they'll die maybe
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"Thats why I always strap them down
Lesson to self strap them down dont feed them
Probably best feeding them
Why?
Or they'll die maybe
More useful well fed "How so? | |||
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"Thats why I always strap them down
Lesson to self strap them down dont feed them
Probably best feeding them
Why?
Or they'll die maybe
More useful well fed
How so?"More energy,and well, theyre alive | |||
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"Thats why I always strap them down
Lesson to self strap them down dont feed them
Probably best feeding them
Why?
Or they'll die maybe
More useful well fed
How so?
More energy,and well, theyre alive "But where is he? | |||
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"I think I saw him on the number 7 bus..." What time? | |||
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"Thats why I always strap them down
Lesson to self strap them down dont feed them
Probably best feeding them
Why?
Or they'll die maybe
More useful well fed
How so?
More energy,and well, theyre alive
But where is he?"What's he like then? | |||
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"Thats why I always strap them down
Lesson to self strap them down dont feed them
Probably best feeding them
Why?
Or they'll die maybe
More useful well fed
How so?
More energy,and well, theyre alive
But where is he?
What's he like then? "Hes got no teeth | |||
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"Thats why I always strap them down
Lesson to self strap them down dont feed them
Probably best feeding them
Why?
Or they'll die maybe
More useful well fed
How so?
More energy,and well, theyre alive
But where is he?
What's he like then?
Hes got no teeth"Why? | |||
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"Thats why I always strap them down
Lesson to self strap them down dont feed them
Probably best feeding them
Why?
Or they'll die maybe
More useful well fed
How so?
More energy,and well, theyre alive
But where is he?
What's he like then?
Hes got no teeth
Why?"Ask him | |||
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"I think I saw him on the number 7 bus... What time?" About 10.42...I was outside the chippy...saw him on the top deck...he didn't see me though..I had my mask and headscarf on..  | |||
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"I think I saw him on the number 7 bus... What time? About 10.42...I was outside the chippy...saw him on the top deck...he didn't see me though..I had my mask and headscarf on.. "Why didn't you stick a bin bag over his head and send him to me | |||
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"Thats why I always strap them down
Lesson to self strap them down dont feed them
Probably best feeding them
Why?
Or they'll die maybe
More useful well fed
How so?
More energy,and well, theyre alive
But where is he?
What's he like then?
Hes got no teeth
Why?
Ask him"If i can f*****n find him i will. Caused no end of bother he has. | |||
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"Thats why I always strap them down
Lesson to self strap them down dont feed them
Probably best feeding them
Why?
Or they'll die maybe
More useful well fed
How so?
More energy,and well, theyre alive
But where is he?
What's he like then?
Hes got no teeth
Why?
Ask him
If i can f*****n find him i will. Caused no end of bother he has. "Yes he has hes terrible | |||
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"I think I saw him on the number 7 bus... What time? About 10.42...I was outside the chippy...saw him on the top deck...he didn't see me though..I had my mask and headscarf on..
Why didn't you stick a bin bag over his head and send him to me "Well he looked very angry, I thought about offering him my pickled onion , but he looked full of wind already... | |||
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"Tadar here i am Yasmeen "Aaaaargh!... | |||
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"I think I saw him on the number 7 bus... What time? About 10.42...I was outside the chippy...saw him on the top deck...he didn't see me though..I had my mask and headscarf on..
Why didn't you stick a bin bag over his head and send him to me
Well he looked very angry, I thought about offering him my pickled onion , but he looked full of wind already... "He's apparently no teeth so id love to see him try to gum a pickled onion | |||
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"I think I saw him on the number 7 bus... What time? About 10.42...I was outside the chippy...saw him on the top deck...he didn't see me though..I had my mask and headscarf on..
Why didn't you stick a bin bag over his head and send him to me
Well he looked very angry, I thought about offering him my pickled onion , but he looked full of wind already...
He's apparently no teeth so id love to see him try to gum a pickled onion "Hmmm...spose he could suck it...hold up...he's just got off the bus..I'll give chase.. | |||
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"I think I saw him on the number 7 bus... What time? About 10.42...I was outside the chippy...saw him on the top deck...he didn't see me though..I had my mask and headscarf on..
Why didn't you stick a bin bag over his head and send him to me
Well he looked very angry, I thought about offering him my pickled onion , but he looked full of wind already...
He's apparently no teeth so id love to see him try to gum a pickled onion
Hmmm...spose he could suck it...hold up...he's just got off the bus..I'll give chase.. "At least he can't bite you | |||
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"I think I saw him on the number 7 bus... What time? About 10.42...I was outside the chippy...saw him on the top deck...he didn't see me though..I had my mask and headscarf on..
Why didn't you stick a bin bag over his head and send him to me
Well he looked very angry, I thought about offering him my pickled onion , but he looked full of wind already... " | |||
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"I think I saw him on the number 7 bus... What time? About 10.42...I was outside the chippy...saw him on the top deck...he didn't see me though..I had my mask and headscarf on..
Why didn't you stick a bin bag over his head and send him to me
Well he looked very angry, I thought about offering him my pickled onion , but he looked full of wind already...
He's apparently no teeth so id love to see him try to gum a pickled onion
Hmmm...spose he could suck it...hold up...he's just got off the bus..I'll give chase.. "Grab him | |||
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"Behind you! Lookout!" | |||
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"Tadar here i am Yasmeen "Where????? | |||
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"Tadar here i am Yasmeen
Where?????"Please don't tell me I have to find him too...my corns are killing me and my chips are cold..... | |||
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"Tadar here i am Yasmeen
Where?????"Right here at my desk at work im waving cant you see me | |||
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"Getting worried now, it's late "You gotta torch?... | |||
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"Getting worried now, it's late
You gotta torch?...
"Aye, but f**k that. He's on his own now | |||
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"Getting worried now, it's late
You gotta torch?...
Aye, but f**k that. He's on his own now "Find him | |||
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"Tadar here i am Yasmeen
Where?????
Right here at my desk at work im waving cant you see me "No | |||
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"Getting worried now, it's late
You gotta torch?...
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"Getting worried now, it's late
You gotta torch?...
Aye, but f**k that. He's on his own now "But he's scared of the dark | |||
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"Getting worried now, it's late
You gotta torch?...
Aye, but f**k that. He's on his own now
Find him"Ok, but only if i can use a big flaming torch. Like the ones the villagers use in Frankenstein movies. | |||
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"Be hasn't been to the pub for 3 months" ? | |||
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"Getting worried now, it's late
You gotta torch?...
Aye, but f**k that. He's on his own now
But he's scared of the dark "Och tug the heart strings why don't you. Hope he appreciates all this concern | |||
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"Getting worried now, it's late
You gotta torch?...
Iv got one"Give it here, I'll put my wellies on..it's p*****g down and my chips are soggy now... | |||
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"He was in my bed naked " well i hope you suitably chastised him for causing all this bother? | |||
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"He was in my bed naked well i hope you suitably chastised him for causing all this bother? "Oh yes sweety xx | |||
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"Getting worried now, it's late
You gotta torch?...
Iv got one
Give it here, I'll put my wellies on..it's p*****g down and my chips are soggy now...
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"He was in my bed naked well i hope you suitably chastised him for causing all this bother?
Oh yes sweety xx" | |||
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"He was in my bed naked well i hope you suitably chastised him for causing all this bother?
Oh yes sweety xx
"He can sleep in the yard | |||
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"He was in my bed naked "Tut.....has he got my sausage?.. | |||
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"He was in my bed naked well i hope you suitably chastised him for causing all this bother?
Oh yes sweety xx
He can sleep in the yard"That'll teach him. | |||
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"He was in my bed naked
Tut.....has he got my sausage?.. "That's gone limp like him | |||
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"He was in my bed naked well i hope you suitably chastised him for causing all this bother?
Oh yes sweety xx
He can sleep in the yard
That'll teach him. "It will x | |||
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"He was in my bed naked
Tut.....has he got my sausage?..
That's gone limp like him
"Oh..I don't fancy it anymore, I'll suck on me onion... | |||
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"He was in my bed naked
Tut.....has he got my sausage?..
That's gone limp like him
Oh..I don't fancy it anymore, I'll suck on me onion... "I owe you xxx you gave chase x | |||
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"He was in my bed naked
Tut.....has he got my sausage?..
That's gone limp like him
Oh..I don't fancy it anymore, I'll suck on me onion...
I owe you xxx you gave chase x"Haha! x | |||
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"He was in my bed naked
Tut.....has he got my sausage?..
That's gone limp like him
Oh..I don't fancy it anymore, I'll suck on me onion...
I owe you xxx you gave chase x
Haha! x"Xx  | |||
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"He was in my bed naked
Tut.....has he got my sausage?..
That's gone limp like him
Oh..I don't fancy it anymore, I'll suck on me onion...
I owe you xxx you gave chase x"I'm knackered with all the chasing, so off to bed! Na night.xxx | |||
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"He was in my bed naked
Tut.....has he got my sausage?..
That's gone limp like him
Oh..I don't fancy it anymore, I'll suck on me onion...
I owe you xxx you gave chase x
I'm knackered with all the chasing, so off to bed! Na night.xxx
"Night love x | |||
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"Who have you lost now
You know
Heathcliff? " | |||
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"Hes gone again ", Oh sh** ok I'll get my running shoes on...which way did he go?.. | |||
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"Hes gone again ,
Oh sh** ok I'll get my running shoes on...which way did he go?.."That way grab him xx | |||
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"Ta da! " Down on bended knee then | |||
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"Ta da! Down on bended knee then Happily. BLM" BLM? | |||
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"Ta da! Down on bended knee then Happily. BLM BLM?" Oh, come on! | |||
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"Ta da! Down on bended knee then Happily. BLM BLM? Oh, come on! " What's that mean BLM? | |||
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"Ta da! Down on bended knee then Happily. BLM BLM? Oh, come on! What's that mean BLM?" Black Lives Matter | |||
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"Hes gone again ,
Oh sh** ok I'll get my running shoes on...which way did he go?.."Get him | |||
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"Ta da! Down on bended knee then Happily. BLM BLM? Oh, come on! What's that mean BLM? Black Lives Matter" I thought so but why did u put that? | |||
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"Hes gone again ,
Oh sh** ok I'll get my running shoes on...which way did he go?..
That way grab him xx"Bugger, he's too fast for me...I know, I'll get me inline roller skates on.. | |||
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"Hes gone again ,
Oh sh** ok I'll get my running shoes on...which way did he go?..
That way grab him xx
Bugger, he's too fast for me...I know, I'll get me inline roller skates on.. "Bite him | |||
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"Here " Xx | |||
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"Hes gone again ,
Oh sh** ok I'll get my running shoes on...which way did he go?..
That way grab him xx
Bugger, he's too fast for me...I know, I'll get me inline roller skates on..
Bite him"He's just tripped over...I should get him now... | |||
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"Hes gone again ,
Oh sh** ok I'll get my running shoes on...which way did he go?..
That way grab him xx
Bugger, he's too fast for me...I know, I'll get me inline roller skates on..
Bite him
He's just tripped over...I should get him now... "Good good xx | |||
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"Right, I've just thrown myself on top of him...he's not happy...what shall I do with him..." Wrestle him put him in a box and send to me x | |||
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"Right, I've just thrown myself on top of him...he's not happy...what shall I do with him... Wrestle him put him in a box and send to me x" Right..just got to find a box... | |||
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"Right, I've just thrown myself on top of him...he's not happy...what shall I do with him... Wrestle him put him in a box and send to me x Right..just got to find a box..." Thankyou xx | |||
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"Right, I've just thrown myself on top of him...he's not happy...what shall I do with him... Wrestle him put him in a box and send to me x Right..just got to find a box... Thankyou xx" Right..he's in the box..you will have to sign on receipt though... | |||
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"Right, I've just thrown myself on top of him...he's not happy...what shall I do with him... Wrestle him put him in a box and send to me x Right..just got to find a box... Thankyou xx Right..he's in the box..you will have to sign on receipt though..." Will do did he fit in? | |||
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"Right, I've just thrown myself on top of him...he's not happy...what shall I do with him... Wrestle him put him in a box and send to me x Right..just got to find a box... Thankyou xx Right..he's in the box..you will have to sign on receipt though... Will do did he fit in?" Yep, bit tight, but he's in | |||
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"Right, I've just thrown myself on top of him...he's not happy...what shall I do with him... Wrestle him put him in a box and send to me x Right..just got to find a box... Thankyou xx Right..he's in the box..you will have to sign on receipt though... Will do did he fit in? Yep, bit tight, but he's in " | |||
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"Right, I've just thrown myself on top of him...he's not happy...what shall I do with him... Wrestle him put him in a box and send to me x Right..just got to find a box... Thankyou xx Right..he's in the box..you will have to sign on receipt though... Will do did he fit in? Yep, bit tight, but he's in
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"Right, I've just thrown myself on top of him...he's not happy...what shall I do with him... Wrestle him put him in a box and send to me x Right..just got to find a box... Thankyou xx Right..he's in the box..you will have to sign on receipt though... Will do did he fit in? Yep, bit tight, but he's in
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