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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good evening Loungers! Yes it's us tonight.. as requested by Jim who fancied early night and Ash celebrating his special bday. Happy 50th Ash! )

Our warm welcome to tonight's Jamie And Rose nocturnal thread double team female power special edition.

What have you been up to this evening?

Birthday celebrating? Fancying your mate's mate? Perving? Dreaming of sensual loving? Come and share with us... make new friends..especially if you're usually a lurker or a shy newbie. Everyone is welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here we go

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Jim and Ash need medals

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Good evening, ladies

I've not been quite as busy as last night, but still managed another coat of paint on the bathroom wall.

Three coats so far and I can still see the original colour underneath

Now chilling with beer and TV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Evening all. I'm wide awake and hoping to be distracted so I'm guessing this is where it's at tonight? "

Good evening Phoenix we hope we are sufficiently distractable tonight! How are you ? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jim and Ash need medals "

And arthritis fund. My hands!!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'll try again.

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Good evening one and all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening, ladies

I've not been quite as busy as last night, but still managed another coat of paint on the bathroom wall.

Three coats so far and I can still see the original colour underneath

Now chilling with beer and TV "

I find a good lick of white base before colour works! That’s quite some going though. Stubborn colours!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll try again.

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Good evening one and all. "

Good evening! Sorry we couldn’t get to you. Lots of nocturnals owls are floating about. Must be why the forums are such a hoot this evening!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'll try again.

.

Good evening one and all.

Good evening! Sorry we couldn’t get to you. Lots of nocturnals owls are floating about. Must be why the forums are such a hoot this evening! "

Its all cool. Being a man on here I'm used to being ignored.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jamie, Tuberose, lovely surprise to see you in charge...

Evening all...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening girls xx"

Nice to see another regular. Hello _urse4visits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll try again.

.

Good evening one and all.

Good evening! Sorry we couldn’t get to you. Lots of nocturnals owls are floating about. Must be why the forums are such a hoot this evening!

Its all cool. Being a man on here I'm used to being ignored. "

Oi Chunky!! My man, where you been? Not seen you in an age... hope you're well...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll try again.

.

Good evening one and all.

Good evening! Sorry we couldn’t get to you. Lots of nocturnals owls are floating about. Must be why the forums are such a hoot this evening!

Its all cool. Being a man on here I'm used to being ignored. "

Hello Chunky. I'm just trying to copy greetings from 1st thread ! Getting there

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull

You're obviously doing a fab job girls xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Hello nocturnal beings! Jim, if you're reading this in the morning I hope you're enjoying your well deserved sleep.

Meli! are you still so loved up and sickly sweet you’re going to give me diabetes? I gave my pancreas a pep talk to prepare. "

Yep, prepare yourself for the diabetic onslaught of gushing! I did feel a bit meh because it's tough not seeing dear ones isn't it? A friend said to me something that I think I'll remember for a long time though, don't let the demons of my past cloud the beauty of my present and future (ad lib-ing it a bit right now). And my friend is right. My present is filled with daily love and compassion and care, this afternoon I received a lovely audio and I could hear the smile in his words. I arranged the roses he gave me and they smell and look so beautiful. Love and any sort of relationship is tough because you make yourself vulnerable. You give your heart to the other person with hope, even if it might be a little fragile and the right person looms after it and carries it with them always, how ever far away you are from them. "

Oh Meli! this is so beautiful. And so very true! But I think that little bit of vulnerability we show to others is like opening a the curtains on a sunny day. You just bath the other person in your light and warmth. Everything looks better in the sun!

I’m so happy you have so much love!

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

Evening again beautiful ladies

To answer your ealier question tuberose i am very much in the good books and thats where i intend to stay after my very long and heartfelt proposal to her after lois asked for my prospects. Also with the idea of taking her to cadburys world for a day out to fulfil her dreams

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"Good evening, ladies

I've not been quite as busy as last night, but still managed another coat of paint on the bathroom wall.

Three coats so far and I can still see the original colour underneath

Now chilling with beer and TV

I find a good lick of white base before colour works! That’s quite some going though. Stubborn colours! "

Yeah, maybe that would have been best

Ah, well. Hindsight and all that....

And good evening Chunky! Hope you're well

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull


"Evening girls xx

Nice to see another regular. Hello _urse4visits "

Hey lovelys xx

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'll try again.

.

Good evening one and all.

Good evening! Sorry we couldn’t get to you. Lots of nocturnals owls are floating about. Must be why the forums are such a hoot this evening!

Its all cool. Being a man on here I'm used to being ignored.

Oi Chunky!! My man, where you been? Not seen you in an age... hope you're well..."

Hey mr Moon.

Busy, bust busy ATM. I thought I'd pop in to see what's happening.

Hows your charming self?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll try again.

.

Good evening one and all.

Good evening! Sorry we couldn’t get to you. Lots of nocturnals owls are floating about. Must be why the forums are such a hoot this evening!

Its all cool. Being a man on here I'm used to being ignored. "

Oh behave!

Have you been AWOL?! Where have you been?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Good job ladies and thanks for standing in.

I'm just about to tuck Ash in for the night so catch you all soon. X

"

Good evening lovely Lorna

Nocturnal friends ask = nocturnal friends get.

Awaiting your return

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jamie, Tuberose, lovely surprise to see you in charge...

Evening all... "

Evening! How are you? Have you been kicking whipped cream off unsuspecting women recently? What animal facts do you have please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening again beautiful ladies

To answer your ealier question tuberose i am very much in the good books and thats where i intend to stay after my very long and heartfelt proposal to her after lois asked for my prospects. Also with the idea of taking her to cadburys world for a day out to fulfil her dreams"

You are doing incredibly well. Cadbury trip is a splendid idea. Chocolate is an aphrodisiac after all )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're obviously doing a fab job girls xx"

Thank you! it’s a joint effort with all the beautiful late night souls we get to chat to!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening again beautiful ladies

To answer your ealier question tuberose i am very much in the good books and thats where i intend to stay after my very long and heartfelt proposal to her after lois asked for my prospects. Also with the idea of taking her to cadburys world for a day out to fulfil her dreams

You are doing incredibly well. Cadbury trip is a splendid idea. Chocolate is an aphrodisiac after all )"

Wait ... who's going to Cadbury's world when???? Is this a group trip

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'll try again.

.

Good evening one and all.

Good evening! Sorry we couldn’t get to you. Lots of nocturnals owls are floating about. Must be why the forums are such a hoot this evening!

Its all cool. Being a man on here I'm used to being ignored.

Oh behave!

Have you been AWOL?! Where have you been? "

I took a break - leave you beautiful sexy ladies to the other charming men on here.

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull


"You're obviously doing a fab job girls xx

Thank you! it’s a joint effort with all the beautiful late night souls we get to chat to! "

Well you're doing it wonderfully xx

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

Evening all..hope had a good day..I had a visit to specsavers..quite exciting...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening, ladies

I've not been quite as busy as last night, but still managed another coat of paint on the bathroom wall.

Three coats so far and I can still see the original colour underneath

Now chilling with beer and TV

I find a good lick of white base before colour works! That’s quite some going though. Stubborn colours!

Yeah, maybe that would have been best

Ah, well. Hindsight and all that....

And good evening Chunky! Hope you're well "

I've done a mere mist coat in the box room and have given up. The bare plaster walls have grown on me now after 5 months.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll try again.

.

Good evening one and all.

Good evening! Sorry we couldn’t get to you. Lots of nocturnals owls are floating about. Must be why the forums are such a hoot this evening!

Its all cool. Being a man on here I'm used to being ignored.

Oi Chunky!! My man, where you been? Not seen you in an age... hope you're well...

Hey mr Moon.

Busy, bust busy ATM. I thought I'd pop in to see what's happening.

Hows your charming self?"

I'm good fella, keeping busy, little dismayed Nora left us today tho... otherwise in fine form...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening, ladies

I've not been quite as busy as last night, but still managed another coat of paint on the bathroom wall.

Three coats so far and I can still see the original colour underneath

Now chilling with beer and TV

I find a good lick of white base before colour works! That’s quite some going though. Stubborn colours!

Yeah, maybe that would have been best

Ah, well. Hindsight and all that....

And good evening Chunky! Hope you're well "

Hindsight is no good to anyone but you’ll be able to try it next time! My room needs redoing actually. If you enjoy it, there’s a cup of tea a Kit Kat in it for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening again beautiful ladies

To answer your ealier question tuberose i am very much in the good books and thats where i intend to stay after my very long and heartfelt proposal to her after lois asked for my prospects. Also with the idea of taking her to cadburys world for a day out to fulfil her dreams

You are doing incredibly well. Cadbury trip is a splendid idea. Chocolate is an aphrodisiac after all )

Wait ... who's going to Cadbury's world when???? Is this a group trip "

It is indeed. I’m not going if you’re not going!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll try again.

.

Good evening one and all.

Good evening! Sorry we couldn’t get to you. Lots of nocturnals owls are floating about. Must be why the forums are such a hoot this evening!

Its all cool. Being a man on here I'm used to being ignored.

Oh behave!

Have you been AWOL?! Where have you been?

I took a break - leave you beautiful sexy ladies to the other charming men on here. "

I don’t know how to say this, but, the women have now decided to form mass all women orgies. Men are becoming redundant!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Thank you Swing and Jamie! I'm in a really good place and trying to be a better person because of it. Baby steps. My period is due soon and I'm going to try and not Mrs Hyde it this month!

Swing, I hope you're feeling and doing okay. I can't imagine how debilitating the exhaustion must be for you x

Jamie, you'll find that romantic love. In the meantime you light up the fora every day with your adorable anecdotes and your sunny personality

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're obviously doing a fab job girls xx

Thank you! it’s a joint effort with all the beautiful late night souls we get to chat to!

Well you're doing it wonderfully xx"

You’re such a sweetheart!

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Evening again beautiful ladies

To answer your ealier question tuberose i am very much in the good books and thats where i intend to stay after my very long and heartfelt proposal to her after lois asked for my prospects. Also with the idea of taking her to cadburys world for a day out to fulfil her dreams

You are doing incredibly well. Cadbury trip is a splendid idea. Chocolate is an aphrodisiac after all )"

I truely am a very lucky man indeed so you too may need to go and by a hat x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Hello all,

Quite new and hoping to make some fab friends "

Welcome to nocturnal Firemanldn! Never heard a term fabtonite before but you might be onto something good. Enjoy the ride .

Ps. Saw your question about refreshing. What device are you using? Maybe someone can advise .

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Good evening, ladies

I've not been quite as busy as last night, but still managed another coat of paint on the bathroom wall.

Three coats so far and I can still see the original colour underneath

Now chilling with beer and TV

I find a good lick of white base before colour works! That’s quite some going though. Stubborn colours!

Yeah, maybe that would have been best

Ah, well. Hindsight and all that....

And good evening Chunky! Hope you're well "

All absolutely superb young man.

I hope you're keeping the forums jolly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll try again.

.

Good evening one and all.

Good evening! Sorry we couldn’t get to you. Lots of nocturnals owls are floating about. Must be why the forums are such a hoot this evening!

Its all cool. Being a man on here I'm used to being ignored.

Oh behave!

Have you been AWOL?! Where have you been?

I took a break - leave you beautiful sexy ladies to the other charming men on here.

I don’t know how to say this, but, the women have now decided to form mass all women orgies. Men are becoming redundant! "

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull


"You're obviously doing a fab job girls xx

Thank you! it’s a joint effort with all the beautiful late night souls we get to chat to!

Well you're doing it wonderfully xx

You’re such a sweetheart! "

Ah credit where it's due xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all..hope had a good day..I had a visit to specsavers..quite exciting... "

Should have gone to specsavers... and he did! Was it as magical as it always is? Did they blow the air in your eye? I can’t keep a straight face when they do that. It takes about 40 attempts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jamie, Tuberose, lovely surprise to see you in charge...

Evening all...

Evening! How are you? Have you been kicking whipped cream off unsuspecting women recently? What animal facts do you have please. "

Soooo glad you brought that up, I'd forgotten about that slip pf the thumb...

I'm lacking in animal facts today, but my favourite piece of trivia this week is discovering that in the USA the purple skittle is grape flavoured, because the growing of blackcurrants is banned in America.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Thank you Swing and Jamie! I'm in a really good place and trying to be a better person because of it. Baby steps. My period is due soon and I'm going to try and not Mrs Hyde it this month!

Swing, I hope you're feeling and doing okay. I can't imagine how debilitating the exhaustion must be for you x

Jamie, you'll find that romantic love. In the meantime you light up the fora every day with your adorable anecdotes and your sunny personality "

Thank you

Been working on something akin to rehabilitation today. It's worn me out entirely but I feel like I'm achieving something rather than just resting. I may hate myself tomorrow. But needs to be done. Having something to achieve matters.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'll try again.

.

Good evening one and all.

Good evening! Sorry we couldn’t get to you. Lots of nocturnals owls are floating about. Must be why the forums are such a hoot this evening!

Its all cool. Being a man on here I'm used to being ignored.

Oh behave!

Have you been AWOL?! Where have you been?

I took a break - leave you beautiful sexy ladies to the other charming men on here.

I don’t know how to say this, but, the women have now decided to form mass all women orgies. Men are becoming redundant! "

Damn it - you girls finally figured it out. Lol

I just hope you need a camerman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening again beautiful ladies

To answer your ealier question tuberose i am very much in the good books and thats where i intend to stay after my very long and heartfelt proposal to her after lois asked for my prospects. Also with the idea of taking her to cadburys world for a day out to fulfil her dreams

You are doing incredibly well. Cadbury trip is a splendid idea. Chocolate is an aphrodisiac after all )

Wait ... who's going to Cadbury's world when???? Is this a group trip

It is indeed. I’m not going if you’re not going! "

So that means if I'm going, then you're going too Jamie!! This could work

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Evening lovely ladies, and other forumites.

Your doing a great job, I’ve had a great day today and evening better as everyone else has had an early night so I get some peace and quiet and time to browse

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Evening again beautiful ladies

To answer your ealier question tuberose i am very much in the good books and thats where i intend to stay after my very long and heartfelt proposal to her after lois asked for my prospects. Also with the idea of taking her to cadburys world for a day out to fulfil her dreams

You are doing incredibly well. Cadbury trip is a splendid idea. Chocolate is an aphrodisiac after all )

Wait ... who's going to Cadbury's world when???? Is this a group trip

It is indeed. I’m not going if you’re not going!

So that means if I'm going, then you're going too Jamie!! This could work"

I am too going because cadburys world is my favourite place in the world and to escort both you lovely ladies around is a real dream come true for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Good evening all, Lurker normally here. For once I'm on a live thread! I'm normally so late to the party everyone's gone home!! I've not crossed my threshold today as I'm on some antibiotics which have played absolute havoc with my digestive system. I have things planned for the next few days so hopefully a quiet day will settle me down? "

Live thread.. aaaah we are staying alive for a while. So settle in FrankSpeaker

Wishing you speedy recovery. Have you tried some probiotic?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thank you Swing and Jamie! I'm in a really good place and trying to be a better person because of it. Baby steps. My period is due soon and I'm going to try and not Mrs Hyde it this month!

Swing, I hope you're feeling and doing okay. I can't imagine how debilitating the exhaustion must be for you x

Jamie, you'll find that romantic love. In the meantime you light up the fora every day with your adorable anecdotes and your sunny personality "

What was Dr. Jekyll without Mr Hyde though! I think we all have it in us. If no one does then it’s a successful month in my books I’m so happy you’re so happy. I can’t wait to find a romantic love either. I should probably give fair warning to the poor soul who gets hit full speed by my love train.

I have a lot of time for people that work on themselves to be the best version they can be. It’s my favourite quality in someone along with kindness

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jamie, Tuberose, lovely surprise to see you in charge...

Evening all...

Evening! How are you? Have you been kicking whipped cream off unsuspecting women recently? What animal facts do you have please.

Soooo glad you brought that up, I'd forgotten about that slip pf the thumb...

I'm lacking in animal facts today, but my favourite piece of trivia this week is discovering that in the USA the purple skittle is grape flavoured, because the growing of blackcurrants is banned in America."

I can’t forget that. I don’t know why I found it so funny. I even thought of you the other day when I was whipping cream for a cake I was making.

I love that piece of trivia? Why are blackcurrants banned? Such a quirky law

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll try again.

.

Good evening one and all.

Good evening! Sorry we couldn’t get to you. Lots of nocturnals owls are floating about. Must be why the forums are such a hoot this evening!

Its all cool. Being a man on here I'm used to being ignored.

Oh behave!

Have you been AWOL?! Where have you been?

I took a break - leave you beautiful sexy ladies to the other charming men on here.

I don’t know how to say this, but, the women have now decided to form mass all women orgies. Men are becoming redundant!

Damn it - you girls finally figured it out. Lol

I just hope you need a camerman. "

I’ll let you know when they’re holding auditions

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening again beautiful ladies

To answer your ealier question tuberose i am very much in the good books and thats where i intend to stay after my very long and heartfelt proposal to her after lois asked for my prospects. Also with the idea of taking her to cadburys world for a day out to fulfil her dreams

You are doing incredibly well. Cadbury trip is a splendid idea. Chocolate is an aphrodisiac after all )

Wait ... who's going to Cadbury's world when???? Is this a group trip

It is indeed. I’m not going if you’re not going!

So that means if I'm going, then you're going too Jamie!! This could work"

We’re going to have the best day ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look at you two.. taking over the night shift "

Oh well.. just tonight.. but please keep looking..Also.. Fancy massaging my shoulders?! This is harder than we thought

Hello Innocentimes

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'll try again.

.

Good evening one and all.

Good evening! Sorry we couldn’t get to you. Lots of nocturnals owls are floating about. Must be why the forums are such a hoot this evening!

Its all cool. Being a man on here I'm used to being ignored.

Oh behave!

Have you been AWOL?! Where have you been?

I took a break - leave you beautiful sexy ladies to the other charming men on here.

I don’t know how to say this, but, the women have now decided to form mass all women orgies. Men are becoming redundant!

Damn it - you girls finally figured it out. Lol

I just hope you need a camerman.

I’ll let you know when they’re holding auditions "

You're a good'n.

I'll patiently wait your message.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening lovely ladies, and other forumites.

Your doing a great job, I’ve had a great day today and evening better as everyone else has had an early night so I get some peace and quiet and time to browse "

It’s my favourite wilde blonde!

I’m glad you’ve had a brilliant day! What have you been doing?

Bonus for the early night was that by chance or bribery?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right I think I caught up with last thread greetings.. phew.

Sorry for not getting back to everyone's comments. Pop onto this one.. repost your thoughts

StrangeAnd good luck with your building site! These things always take longer than we thought. Hope end is near.

Ace.. I Demand cocktail top up. Something strong and caffeinated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jamie, Tuberose, lovely surprise to see you in charge...

Evening all...

Evening! How are you? Have you been kicking whipped cream off unsuspecting women recently? What animal facts do you have please.

Soooo glad you brought that up, I'd forgotten about that slip pf the thumb...

I'm lacking in animal facts today, but my favourite piece of trivia this week is discovering that in the USA the purple skittle is grape flavoured, because the growing of blackcurrants is banned in America.

I can’t forget that. I don’t know why I found it so funny. I even thought of you the other day when I was whipping cream for a cake I was making.

I love that piece of trivia? Why are blackcurrants banned? Such a quirky law "

It was funny tbf... I knew I'd not live that down for a while...

Blackcurrants carry a fungus that is harmless in Europe, but harmful to American pines. Apparently 0.1% of Americans have tasted a blackcurrant...

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over a year ago


"Good evening, ladies

I've not been quite as busy as last night, but still managed another coat of paint on the bathroom wall.

Three coats so far and I can still see the original colour underneath

Now chilling with beer and TV "

What a stubborn paint! You can win this.. keep up your brush and spirit! Enjoy your beer Albino!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Look at you two.. taking over the night shift

Oh well.. just tonight.. but please keep looking..Also.. Fancy massaging my shoulders?! This is harder than we thought

Hello Innocentimes

"

Agreed. Massages welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jamie, Tuberose, lovely surprise to see you in charge...

Evening all... "

Hello hello Moon Cat

Good to know it's not a horrendous disappointment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jamie, Tuberose, lovely surprise to see you in charge...

Evening all...

Evening! How are you? Have you been kicking whipped cream off unsuspecting women recently? What animal facts do you have please.

Soooo glad you brought that up, I'd forgotten about that slip pf the thumb...

I'm lacking in animal facts today, but my favourite piece of trivia this week is discovering that in the USA the purple skittle is grape flavoured, because the growing of blackcurrants is banned in America.

I can’t forget that. I don’t know why I found it so funny. I even thought of you the other day when I was whipping cream for a cake I was making.

I love that piece of trivia? Why are blackcurrants banned? Such a quirky law

It was funny tbf... I knew I'd not live that down for a while...

Blackcurrants carry a fungus that is harmless in Europe, but harmful to American pines. Apparently 0.1% of Americans have tasted a blackcurrant..."

You have blown my mind this evening. You win the trivia trophy!

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth


"Evening all..hope had a good day..I had a visit to specsavers..quite exciting...

Should have gone to specsavers... and he did! Was it as magical as it always is? Did they blow the air in your eye? I can’t keep a straight face when they do that. It takes about 40 attempts. "

I had a very pleasant young lady that happened to go to the same school as me ..it was a very social consultation..we chatted a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Midnight hour everyone! Thursday is here.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"Good evening, ladies

I've not been quite as busy as last night, but still managed another coat of paint on the bathroom wall.

Three coats so far and I can still see the original colour underneath

Now chilling with beer and TV

I find a good lick of white base before colour works! That’s quite some going though. Stubborn colours!

Yeah, maybe that would have been best

Ah, well. Hindsight and all that....

And good evening Chunky! Hope you're well

All absolutely superb young man.

I hope you're keeping the forums jolly. "

Of course

I am the one constant ray of sunshine on this forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're obviously doing a fab job girls xx"

thank you.. lots of improvising

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm lacking in animal facts today, but my favourite piece of trivia this week is discovering that in the USA the purple skittle is grape flavoured, because the growing of blackcurrants is banned in America.

I love that piece of trivia? Why are blackcurrants banned? Such a quirky law

It was funny tbf... I knew I'd not live that down for a while...

Blackcurrants carry a fungus that is harmless in Europe, but harmful to American pines. Apparently 0.1% of Americans have tasted a blackcurrant..."

I never knew this !!! Not even blackcurrant Jam or Ribena?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jamie, Tuberose, lovely surprise to see you in charge...

Evening all...

Hello hello Moon Cat

Good to know it's not a horrendous disappointment "

Good Lord no...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all..hope had a good day..I had a visit to specsavers..quite exciting...

Should have gone to specsavers... and he did! Was it as magical as it always is? Did they blow the air in your eye? I can’t keep a straight face when they do that. It takes about 40 attempts.

I had a very pleasant young lady that happened to go to the same school as me ..it was a very social consultation..we chatted a lot "

My optician asked me what perfume I was wearing once. He wanted to get it for his mum.

Make of that what you will.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Evening Jamie, Tuberose, lovely surprise to see you in charge...

Evening all...

Hello hello Moon Cat

Good to know it's not a horrendous disappointment "

You could never be disappointing. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look at you two.. taking over the night shift

Oh well.. just tonight.. but please keep looking..Also.. Fancy massaging my shoulders?! This is harder than we thought

Hello Innocentimes

Agreed. Massages welcome"

I'm good as giving massages ... just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all..hope had a good day..I had a visit to specsavers..quite exciting... "

Hello H. are you all fixed up now and seeing us nice and clear

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"Good evening, ladies

I've not been quite as busy as last night, but still managed another coat of paint on the bathroom wall.

Three coats so far and I can still see the original colour underneath

Now chilling with beer and TV

I find a good lick of white base before colour works! That’s quite some going though. Stubborn colours!

Yeah, maybe that would have been best

Ah, well. Hindsight and all that....

And good evening Chunky! Hope you're well

Hindsight is no good to anyone but you’ll be able to try it next time! My room needs redoing actually. If you enjoy it, there’s a cup of tea a Kit Kat in it for you "

It'd better be a four finger Kit Kat....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Look at you two.. taking over the night shift

Oh well.. just tonight.. but please keep looking..Also.. Fancy massaging my shoulders?! This is harder than we thought

Hello Innocentimes

Agreed. Massages welcome

I'm good as giving massages ... just saying "

*adds to hotlist*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm lacking in animal facts today, but my favourite piece of trivia this week is discovering that in the USA the purple skittle is grape flavoured, because the growing of blackcurrants is banned in America.

I love that piece of trivia? Why are blackcurrants banned? Such a quirky law

It was funny tbf... I knew I'd not live that down for a while...

Blackcurrants carry a fungus that is harmless in Europe, but harmful to American pines. Apparently 0.1% of Americans have tasted a blackcurrant...

I never knew this !!! Not even blackcurrant Jam or Ribena?"

Not according to my research this week... mad eh?

Puts me in mind of Kanye in "American Boy" talking to Estelle (whatever happened to her?) "Ribena I know what ya drinking" it's as British as The Beatles to Americans I think...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm lacking in animal facts today, but my favourite piece of trivia this week is discovering that in the USA the purple skittle is grape flavoured, because the growing of blackcurrants is banned in America.

I love that piece of trivia? Why are blackcurrants banned? Such a quirky law

It was funny tbf... I knew I'd not live that down for a while...

Blackcurrants carry a fungus that is harmless in Europe, but harmful to American pines. Apparently 0.1% of Americans have tasted a blackcurrant...

I never knew this !!! Not even blackcurrant Jam or Ribena?"

This is shocking ! What about amazing blackcurrant cheesecake?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening, ladies

I've not been quite as busy as last night, but still managed another coat of paint on the bathroom wall.

Three coats so far and I can still see the original colour underneath

Now chilling with beer and TV

I find a good lick of white base before colour works! That’s quite some going though. Stubborn colours!

Yeah, maybe that would have been best

Ah, well. Hindsight and all that....

And good evening Chunky! Hope you're well

Hindsight is no good to anyone but you’ll be able to try it next time! My room needs redoing actually. If you enjoy it, there’s a cup of tea a Kit Kat in it for you

It'd better be a four finger Kit Kat.... "

I’m too cheap to shout for 4 finger Kit Kat’s. The beat I can do is 2 2s

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Well hello ladies!

It’s a vagina takeover, is it?

I’m on my way home in the rain, what’s happening with you all?

And did I just read that Nora’s gone? Wtf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll try again.

.

Good evening one and all.

Good evening! Sorry we couldn’t get to you. Lots of nocturnals owls are floating about. Must be why the forums are such a hoot this evening!

Its all cool. Being a man on here I'm used to being ignored.

Oi Chunky!! My man, where you been? Not seen you in an age... hope you're well...

Hey mr Moon.

Busy, bust busy ATM. I thought I'd pop in to see what's happening.

Hows your charming self?

I'm good fella, keeping busy, little dismayed Nora left us today tho... otherwise in fine form..."

That's been the saddest departure I recall in my relatively short history on here..

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"Good evening, ladies

I've not been quite as busy as last night, but still managed another coat of paint on the bathroom wall.

Three coats so far and I can still see the original colour underneath

Now chilling with beer and TV

I find a good lick of white base before colour works! That’s quite some going though. Stubborn colours!

Yeah, maybe that would have been best

Ah, well. Hindsight and all that....

And good evening Chunky! Hope you're well

I've done a mere mist coat in the box room and have given up. The bare plaster walls have grown on me now after 5 months."

Looks like I'm in for a busy weekend, with yourself and Jamie to look after

Just make sure you've got plenty of Kit Kats in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm lacking in animal facts today, but my favourite piece of trivia this week is discovering that in the USA the purple skittle is grape flavoured, because the growing of blackcurrants is banned in America.

I love that piece of trivia? Why are blackcurrants banned? Such a quirky law

It was funny tbf... I knew I'd not live that down for a while...

Blackcurrants carry a fungus that is harmless in Europe, but harmful to American pines. Apparently 0.1% of Americans have tasted a blackcurrant...

I never knew this !!! Not even blackcurrant Jam or Ribena?

Not according to my research this week... mad eh?

Puts me in mind of Kanye in "American Boy" talking to Estelle (whatever happened to her?) "Ribena I know what ya drinking" it's as British as The Beatles to Americans I think... "

You’ve completely changed that song for me forever! Oh my!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening girls.

Good evening everyone.

Doing a grand well done

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Thank you Swing and Jamie! I'm in a really good place and trying to be a better person because of it. Baby steps. My period is due soon and I'm going to try and not Mrs Hyde it this month!

Swing, I hope you're feeling and doing okay. I can't imagine how debilitating the exhaustion must be for you x

Jamie, you'll find that romantic love. In the meantime you light up the fora every day with your adorable anecdotes and your sunny personality

What was Dr. Jekyll without Mr Hyde though! I think we all have it in us. If no one does then it’s a successful month in my books I’m so happy you’re so happy. I can’t wait to find a romantic love either. I should probably give fair warning to the poor soul who gets hit full speed by my love train.

I have a lot of time for people that work on themselves to be the best version they can be. It’s my favourite quality in someone along with kindness "

That is what i like about you so much that you are such a beautiful sole and are willing to give that one very lucky guy to give him not part not a little but all your Love. It will not be a poor soul but a very lucky soul indeed. I am truely like you when i love i dont do it half hearted i do it with everything they will always be the last thing on my mind at night and the first thing i think off when i wake. I just dont think have found anybody that can bandle the amount of love i have to give apart from my amazing little man. I have been broken a few times and it can be hard to pick yourself back up but lifes to short to stay in the past and its all about finding the right person to take to cadburys world and buy all the fruit and nut in the land with fish finger sandwiches

Sorry abit long and a reall soppy moment from me there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grand job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well hello ladies!

It’s a vagina takeover, is it?

I’m on my way home in the rain, what’s happening with you all?

And did I just read that Nora’s gone? Wtf? "

Yeah, sucks eh...

Late shift? trooper...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening again beautiful ladies

To answer your ealier question tuberose i am very much in the good books and thats where i intend to stay after my very long and heartfelt proposal to her after lois asked for my prospects. Also with the idea of taking her to cadburys world for a day out to fulfil her dreams

You are doing incredibly well. Cadbury trip is a splendid idea. Chocolate is an aphrodisiac after all )

I truely am a very lucky man indeed so you too may need to go and by a hat x"

I only suit Fedora Hats. Can I have a flowers in my hair instead? Secretly hoping it's a bit boho wedding

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well hello ladies!

It’s a vagina takeover, is it?

I’m on my way home in the rain, what’s happening with you all?

And did I just read that Nora’s gone? Wtf? "

Hello! I was thinking about you the other day wondering where you were hiding.

It’s a vagina takeover so kick back, out your labia up and tell us what’s on your mind.

Travelling home in the rain is nice. It’s a great feeling getting in

I know that’s so sad! I hope she comes back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening again beautiful ladies

To answer your ealier question tuberose i am very much in the good books and thats where i intend to stay after my very long and heartfelt proposal to her after lois asked for my prospects. Also with the idea of taking her to cadburys world for a day out to fulfil her dreams

You are doing incredibly well. Cadbury trip is a splendid idea. Chocolate is an aphrodisiac after all )

Wait ... who's going to Cadbury's world when???? Is this a group trip

It is indeed. I’m not going if you’re not going!

So that means if I'm going, then you're going too Jamie!! This could work

I am too going because cadburys world is my favourite place in the world and to escort both you lovely ladies around is a real dream come true for me "

I've never been. Would you dress up as Willy Wonka and bring Jamie and I and Golden Ticket magical

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"Good evening, ladies

I've not been quite as busy as last night, but still managed another coat of paint on the bathroom wall.

Three coats so far and I can still see the original colour underneath

Now chilling with beer and TV

I find a good lick of white base before colour works! That’s quite some going though. Stubborn colours!

Yeah, maybe that would have been best

Ah, well. Hindsight and all that....

And good evening Chunky! Hope you're well

Hindsight is no good to anyone but you’ll be able to try it next time! My room needs redoing actually. If you enjoy it, there’s a cup of tea a Kit Kat in it for you

It'd better be a four finger Kit Kat....

I’m too cheap to shout for 4 finger Kit Kat’s. The beat I can do is 2 2s "

Can you not sellotape them together and pretend?

Come on girl, get creative!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening girls.

Good evening everyone.

Doing a grand well done "

Hello you handstanding hunk of a man. How has your day been?

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over a year ago


"Evening lovely ladies, and other forumites.

Your doing a great job, I’ve had a great day today and evening better as everyone else has had an early night so I get some peace and quiet and time to browse "

Good evening to you Wildblonde. and thanks for kind words.

Silence is the best treat of all. All I can hear is raindrops and purring of my cat.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Evening again beautiful ladies

To answer your ealier question tuberose i am very much in the good books and thats where i intend to stay after my very long and heartfelt proposal to her after lois asked for my prospects. Also with the idea of taking her to cadburys world for a day out to fulfil her dreams

You are doing incredibly well. Cadbury trip is a splendid idea. Chocolate is an aphrodisiac after all )

Wait ... who's going to Cadbury's world when???? Is this a group trip

It is indeed. I’m not going if you’re not going!

So that means if I'm going, then you're going too Jamie!! This could work

I am too going because cadburys world is my favourite place in the world and to escort both you lovely ladies around is a real dream come true for me

I've never been. Would you dress up as Willy Wonka and bring Jamie and I and Golden Ticket magical "

For you 2 lovely ladies anything x

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Well hello ladies!

It’s a vagina takeover, is it?

I’m on my way home in the rain, what’s happening with you all?

And did I just read that Nora’s gone? Wtf?

Yeah, sucks eh...

Late shift? trooper..."

What happened? Was there a leaving thread? I’d like to leave a goodbye.

Yep, just left one of the hotel sites. Day long, long day. Talk to me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thank you Swing and Jamie! I'm in a really good place and trying to be a better person because of it. Baby steps. My period is due soon and I'm going to try and not Mrs Hyde it this month!

Swing, I hope you're feeling and doing okay. I can't imagine how debilitating the exhaustion must be for you x

Jamie, you'll find that romantic love. In the meantime you light up the fora every day with your adorable anecdotes and your sunny personality

What was Dr. Jekyll without Mr Hyde though! I think we all have it in us. If no one does then it’s a successful month in my books I’m so happy you’re so happy. I can’t wait to find a romantic love either. I should probably give fair warning to the poor soul who gets hit full speed by my love train.

I have a lot of time for people that work on themselves to be the best version they can be. It’s my favourite quality in someone along with kindness

That is what i like about you so much that you are such a beautiful sole and are willing to give that one very lucky guy to give him not part not a little but all your Love. It will not be a poor soul but a very lucky soul indeed. I am truely like you when i love i dont do it half hearted i do it with everything they will always be the last thing on my mind at night and the first thing i think off when i wake. I just dont think have found anybody that can bandle the amount of love i have to give apart from my amazing little man. I have been broken a few times and it can be hard to pick yourself back up but lifes to short to stay in the past and its all about finding the right person to take to cadburys world and buy all the fruit and nut in the land with fish finger sandwiches

Sorry abit long and a reall soppy moment from me there "

You are so adorable! We are going to find them because I do believe if you put a lot of love into the world one day it will come back to you

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Look at you two.. taking over the night shift

Oh well.. just tonight.. but please keep looking..Also.. Fancy massaging my shoulders?! This is harder than we thought

Hello Innocentimes

Agreed. Massages welcome

I'm good as giving massages ... just saying "

So am i and i enjoy giving a good massage as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all..hope had a good day..I had a visit to specsavers..quite exciting...

Should have gone to specsavers... and he did! Was it as magical as it always is? Did they blow the air in your eye? I can’t keep a straight face when they do that. It takes about 40 attempts.

I had a very pleasant young lady that happened to go to the same school as me ..it was a very social consultation..we chatted a lot "

Refreshing old friendships?

Hope you need to pop back

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening again beautiful ladies

To answer your ealier question tuberose i am very much in the good books and thats where i intend to stay after my very long and heartfelt proposal to her after lois asked for my prospects. Also with the idea of taking her to cadburys world for a day out to fulfil her dreams

You are doing incredibly well. Cadbury trip is a splendid idea. Chocolate is an aphrodisiac after all )

Wait ... who's going to Cadbury's world when???? Is this a group trip

It is indeed. I’m not going if you’re not going!

So that means if I'm going, then you're going too Jamie!! This could work

I am too going because cadburys world is my favourite place in the world and to escort both you lovely ladies around is a real dream come true for me

I've never been. Would you dress up as Willy Wonka and bring Jamie and I and Golden Ticket magical "

Omg! I SO want to go to a chocolate factory with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well hello ladies!

It’s a vagina takeover, is it?

I’m on my way home in the rain, what’s happening with you all?

And did I just read that Nora’s gone? Wtf?

Yeah, sucks eh...

Late shift? trooper...

What happened? Was there a leaving thread? I’d like to leave a goodbye.

Yep, just left one of the hotel sites. Day long, long day. Talk to me. "

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1033289

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank you Swing and Jamie! I'm in a really good place and trying to be a better person because of it. Baby steps. My period is due soon and I'm going to try and not Mrs Hyde it this month!

Swing, I hope you're feeling and doing okay. I can't imagine how debilitating the exhaustion must be for you x

Jamie, you'll find that romantic love. In the meantime you light up the fora every day with your adorable anecdotes and your sunny personality

What was Dr. Jekyll without Mr Hyde though! I think we all have it in us. If no one does then it’s a successful month in my books I’m so happy you’re so happy. I can’t wait to find a romantic love either. I should probably give fair warning to the poor soul who gets hit full speed by my love train.

I have a lot of time for people that work on themselves to be the best version they can be. It’s my favourite quality in someone along with kindness

That is what i like about you so much that you are such a beautiful sole and are willing to give that one very lucky guy to give him not part not a little but all your Love. It will not be a poor soul but a very lucky soul indeed. I am truely like you when i love i dont do it half hearted i do it with everything they will always be the last thing on my mind at night and the first thing i think off when i wake. I just dont think have found anybody that can bandle the amount of love i have to give apart from my amazing little man. I have been broken a few times and it can be hard to pick yourself back up but lifes to short to stay in the past and its all about finding the right person to take to cadburys world and buy all the fruit and nut in the land with fish finger sandwiches

Sorry abit long and a reall soppy moment from me there

You are so adorable! We are going to find them because I do believe if you put a lot of love into the world one day it will come back to you "

I want to fall in love now after reading that!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening, ladies

I've not been quite as busy as last night, but still managed another coat of paint on the bathroom wall.

Three coats so far and I can still see the original colour underneath

Now chilling with beer and TV

I find a good lick of white base before colour works! That’s quite some going though. Stubborn colours!

Yeah, maybe that would have been best

Ah, well. Hindsight and all that....

And good evening Chunky! Hope you're well

Hindsight is no good to anyone but you’ll be able to try it next time! My room needs redoing actually. If you enjoy it, there’s a cup of tea a Kit Kat in it for you

It'd better be a four finger Kit Kat....

I’m too cheap to shout for 4 finger Kit Kat’s. The beat I can do is 2 2s

Can you not sellotape them together and pretend?

Come on girl, get creative! "

I’ll sellotape 3 together for you. And make tea. And not do that thing where I say I’ll make tea then leave it so long someone else does it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jamie, Tuberose, lovely surprise to see you in charge...

Evening all...

Hello hello Moon Cat

Good to know it's not a horrendous disappointment

Good Lord no...

"

Thank you Son.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening lovely ladies, and other forumites.

Your doing a great job, I’ve had a great day today and evening better as everyone else has had an early night so I get some peace and quiet and time to browse

Good evening to you Wildblonde. and thanks for kind words.

Silence is the best treat of all. All I can hear is raindrops and purring of my cat. "

Oh that sounds like heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening girls.

Good evening everyone.

Doing a grand well done

Hello you handstanding hunk of a man. How has your day been? "

.. It's been good thank you very much. How about yourself?

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Can I just point out to all you lovely ladies that I give great bear hugs, also really enjoy giving head and shoulder massages AND only live about ten miles from Cadbury World....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jamie, Tuberose, lovely surprise to see you in charge...

Evening all...

Hello hello Moon Cat

Good to know it's not a horrendous disappointment

You could never be disappointing. Xx"

Arrrgh.. twiddling fingers nervously.. never is a very big word

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Thank you Swing and Jamie! I'm in a really good place and trying to be a better person because of it. Baby steps. My period is due soon and I'm going to try and not Mrs Hyde it this month!

Swing, I hope you're feeling and doing okay. I can't imagine how debilitating the exhaustion must be for you x

Jamie, you'll find that romantic love. In the meantime you light up the fora every day with your adorable anecdotes and your sunny personality

What was Dr. Jekyll without Mr Hyde though! I think we all have it in us. If no one does then it’s a successful month in my books I’m so happy you’re so happy. I can’t wait to find a romantic love either. I should probably give fair warning to the poor soul who gets hit full speed by my love train.

I have a lot of time for people that work on themselves to be the best version they can be. It’s my favourite quality in someone along with kindness

That is what i like about you so much that you are such a beautiful sole and are willing to give that one very lucky guy to give him not part not a little but all your Love. It will not be a poor soul but a very lucky soul indeed. I am truely like you when i love i dont do it half hearted i do it with everything they will always be the last thing on my mind at night and the first thing i think off when i wake. I just dont think have found anybody that can bandle the amount of love i have to give apart from my amazing little man. I have been broken a few times and it can be hard to pick yourself back up but lifes to short to stay in the past and its all about finding the right person to take to cadburys world and buy all the fruit and nut in the land with fish finger sandwiches

Sorry abit long and a reall soppy moment from me there

You are so adorable! We are going to find them because I do believe if you put a lot of love into the world one day it will come back to you "

Thank you my darling as are you and your love. We will find them one day i believe as well ibalways put love into everything i do its the only way to be im sure it will come for both if us. But hay we always have a group trip cadburys world to look forward to xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Look at you two.. taking over the night shift

Oh well.. just tonight.. but please keep looking..Also.. Fancy massaging my shoulders?! This is harder than we thought

Hello Innocentimes

Agreed. Massages welcome

I'm good as giving massages ... just saying

So am i and i enjoy giving a good massage as well "

*adds to hotlist*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just point out to all you lovely ladies that I give great bear hugs, also really enjoy giving head and shoulder massages AND only live about ten miles from Cadbury World.... "

And what a great PR

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Well hello ladies!

It’s a vagina takeover, is it?

I’m on my way home in the rain, what’s happening with you all?

And did I just read that Nora’s gone? Wtf?

Hello! I was thinking about you the other day wondering where you were hiding.

It’s a vagina takeover so kick back, out your labia up and tell us what’s on your mind.

Travelling home in the rain is nice. It’s a great feeling getting in

I know that’s so sad! I hope she comes back! "

My work has been pretty intense the last 14 weeks or so, so I was only on the forums when I was lazing on a couple of days off but I’ve been back in the thick of it so haven’t the energy to Forum potter since back, I’m on that work high today though as it’s been an intense day so I need to wind my brain down.

How do I out my labia up? Sounds like hard work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well hello ladies!

It’s a vagina takeover, is it?

I’m on my way home in the rain, what’s happening with you all?

And did I just read that Nora’s gone? Wtf? "

Good evening Estella

Hope you get home quick and safe.

Yes.. there was leaving thread but it has been closed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thank you Swing and Jamie! I'm in a really good place and trying to be a better person because of it. Baby steps. My period is due soon and I'm going to try and not Mrs Hyde it this month!

Swing, I hope you're feeling and doing okay. I can't imagine how debilitating the exhaustion must be for you x

Jamie, you'll find that romantic love. In the meantime you light up the fora every day with your adorable anecdotes and your sunny personality

What was Dr. Jekyll without Mr Hyde though! I think we all have it in us. If no one does then it’s a successful month in my books I’m so happy you’re so happy. I can’t wait to find a romantic love either. I should probably give fair warning to the poor soul who gets hit full speed by my love train.

I have a lot of time for people that work on themselves to be the best version they can be. It’s my favourite quality in someone along with kindness

That is what i like about you so much that you are such a beautiful sole and are willing to give that one very lucky guy to give him not part not a little but all your Love. It will not be a poor soul but a very lucky soul indeed. I am truely like you when i love i dont do it half hearted i do it with everything they will always be the last thing on my mind at night and the first thing i think off when i wake. I just dont think have found anybody that can bandle the amount of love i have to give apart from my amazing little man. I have been broken a few times and it can be hard to pick yourself back up but lifes to short to stay in the past and its all about finding the right person to take to cadburys world and buy all the fruit and nut in the land with fish finger sandwiches

Sorry abit long and a reall soppy moment from me there

You are so adorable! We are going to find them because I do believe if you put a lot of love into the world one day it will come back to you

I want to fall in love now after reading that!!!! "

You will! oh and think how beautiful it will be my darling!

Full disclosure, expect me lurking in the bushes taking pictures of the moment you fall in love. I love all love even if I’m not directly involved

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Evening Jamie, Tuberose, lovely surprise to see you in charge...

Evening all...

Hello hello Moon Cat

Good to know it's not a horrendous disappointment

You could never be disappointing. Xx

Arrrgh.. twiddling fingers nervously.. never is a very big word"

Im a mancunian. I don't do big words. Lol

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Thank you Swing and Jamie! I'm in a really good place and trying to be a better person because of it. Baby steps. My period is due soon and I'm going to try and not Mrs Hyde it this month!

Swing, I hope you're feeling and doing okay. I can't imagine how debilitating the exhaustion must be for you x

Jamie, you'll find that romantic love. In the meantime you light up the fora every day with your adorable anecdotes and your sunny personality

What was Dr. Jekyll without Mr Hyde though! I think we all have it in us. If no one does then it’s a successful month in my books I’m so happy you’re so happy. I can’t wait to find a romantic love either. I should probably give fair warning to the poor soul who gets hit full speed by my love train.

I have a lot of time for people that work on themselves to be the best version they can be. It’s my favourite quality in someone along with kindness

That is what i like about you so much that you are such a beautiful sole and are willing to give that one very lucky guy to give him not part not a little but all your Love. It will not be a poor soul but a very lucky soul indeed. I am truely like you when i love i dont do it half hearted i do it with everything they will always be the last thing on my mind at night and the first thing i think off when i wake. I just dont think have found anybody that can bandle the amount of love i have to give apart from my amazing little man. I have been broken a few times and it can be hard to pick yourself back up but lifes to short to stay in the past and its all about finding the right person to take to cadburys world and buy all the fruit and nut in the land with fish finger sandwiches

Sorry abit long and a reall soppy moment from me there

You are so adorable! We are going to find them because I do believe if you put a lot of love into the world one day it will come back to you

I want to fall in love now after reading that!!!! "

There really is no greater feeling that being in love with that very special person sharing everything together its the best feeling in the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening ladies, I’ve been feeling sorry for myself as I had a visit to the dentist earlier. Hopefully will feel better tomorrow x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening girls.

Good evening everyone.

Doing a grand well done "

Good evening sunny Benny

It's not grand. It's all blood sweat and tears

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Evening ladies, I’ve been feeling sorry for myself as I had a visit to the dentist earlier. Hopefully will feel better tomorrow x "

Awww. Have a Chunky hug. Hopefully it will make you feel better. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening girls.

Good evening everyone.

Doing a grand well done

Hello you handstanding hunk of a man. How has your day been? .. It's been good thank you very much. How about yourself? "

I’m glad you’ve had a good day. It was a nocturnal thread where I suggested the hand standing tee shirt video yes? So in sorts, this is our anniversary mio amor

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I just point out to all you lovely ladies that I give great bear hugs, also really enjoy giving head and shoulder massages AND only live about ten miles from Cadbury World.... "

What shameless advertisement. I could never fall for such charm.

(*adds to hotlist*)

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth


"Evening all..hope had a good day..I had a visit to specsavers..quite exciting...

Should have gone to specsavers... and he did! Was it as magical as it always is? Did they blow the air in your eye? I can’t keep a straight face when they do that. It takes about 40 attempts.

I had a very pleasant young lady that happened to go to the same school as me ..it was a very social consultation..we chatted a lot

Refreshing old friendships?

Hope you need to pop back "

I do actually..

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Well hello ladies!

It’s a vagina takeover, is it?

I’m on my way home in the rain, what’s happening with you all?

And did I just read that Nora’s gone? Wtf?

Yeah, sucks eh...

Late shift? trooper...

What happened? Was there a leaving thread? I’d like to leave a goodbye.

Yep, just left one of the hotel sites. Day long, long day. Talk to me.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1033289"

Oh no! Bullied? That’s made me sad and mad. Also the thread’s closed so I can’t post. She’s done the right thing by taking time away, I hope she feels healthier for it.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"Good evening, ladies

I've not been quite as busy as last night, but still managed another coat of paint on the bathroom wall.

Three coats so far and I can still see the original colour underneath

Now chilling with beer and TV

I find a good lick of white base before colour works! That’s quite some going though. Stubborn colours!

Yeah, maybe that would have been best

Ah, well. Hindsight and all that....

And good evening Chunky! Hope you're well

Hindsight is no good to anyone but you’ll be able to try it next time! My room needs redoing actually. If you enjoy it, there’s a cup of tea a Kit Kat in it for you

It'd better be a four finger Kit Kat....

I’m too cheap to shout for 4 finger Kit Kat’s. The beat I can do is 2 2s

Can you not sellotape them together and pretend?

Come on girl, get creative!

I’ll sellotape 3 together for you. And make tea. And not do that thing where I say I’ll make tea then leave it so long someone else does it. "

Alright, then, you talked me into it with your Norfolk special six finger Kit Kat

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Oh Jamie xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

You are so adorable! We are going to find them because I do believe if you put a lot of love into the world one day it will come back to you

Thank you my darling as are you and your love. We will find them one day i believe as well ibalways put love into everything i do its the only way to be im sure it will come for both if us. But hay we always have a group trip cadburys world to look forward to xx"

That we certainly do!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Well hello ladies!

It’s a vagina takeover, is it?

I’m on my way home in the rain, what’s happening with you all?

And did I just read that Nora’s gone? Wtf?

Good evening Estella

Hope you get home quick and safe.

Yes.. there was leaving thread but it has been closed

"

Ello lovely! My chariot is zooming along.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening girls.

Good evening everyone.

Doing a grand well done

Hello you handstanding hunk of a man. How has your day been? .. It's been good thank you very much. How about yourself?

I’m glad you’ve had a good day. It was a nocturnal thread where I suggested the hand standing tee shirt video yes? So in sorts, this is our anniversary mio amor "

Haha yes that was you! Happy anniversary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank you Swing and Jamie! I'm in a really good place and trying to be a better person because of it. Baby steps. My period is due soon and I'm going to try and not Mrs Hyde it this month!

Swing, I hope you're feeling and doing okay. I can't imagine how debilitating the exhaustion must be for you x

Jamie, you'll find that romantic love. In the meantime you light up the fora every day with your adorable anecdotes and your sunny personality

What was Dr. Jekyll without Mr Hyde though! I think we all have it in us. If no one does then it’s a successful month in my books I’m so happy you’re so happy. I can’t wait to find a romantic love either. I should probably give fair warning to the poor soul who gets hit full speed by my love train.

I have a lot of time for people that work on themselves to be the best version they can be. It’s my favourite quality in someone along with kindness

That is what i like about you so much that you are such a beautiful sole and are willing to give that one very lucky guy to give him not part not a little but all your Love. It will not be a poor soul but a very lucky soul indeed. I am truely like you when i love i dont do it half hearted i do it with everything they will always be the last thing on my mind at night and the first thing i think off when i wake. I just dont think have found anybody that can bandle the amount of love i have to give apart from my amazing little man. I have been broken a few times and it can be hard to pick yourself back up but lifes to short to stay in the past and its all about finding the right person to take to cadburys world and buy all the fruit and nut in the land with fish finger sandwiches

Sorry abit long and a reall soppy moment from me there "

Awww so many tummy butterflies

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Evening ladies, I’ve been feeling sorry for myself as I had a visit to the dentist earlier. Hopefully will feel better tomorrow x "

Hey Angie, hope you do feel better soon x

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Thank you Swing and Jamie! I'm in a really good place and trying to be a better person because of it. Baby steps. My period is due soon and I'm going to try and not Mrs Hyde it this month!

Swing, I hope you're feeling and doing okay. I can't imagine how debilitating the exhaustion must be for you x

Jamie, you'll find that romantic love. In the meantime you light up the fora every day with your adorable anecdotes and your sunny personality

What was Dr. Jekyll without Mr Hyde though! I think we all have it in us. If no one does then it’s a successful month in my books I’m so happy you’re so happy. I can’t wait to find a romantic love either. I should probably give fair warning to the poor soul who gets hit full speed by my love train.

I have a lot of time for people that work on themselves to be the best version they can be. It’s my favourite quality in someone along with kindness

That is what i like about you so much that you are such a beautiful sole and are willing to give that one very lucky guy to give him not part not a little but all your Love. It will not be a poor soul but a very lucky soul indeed. I am truely like you when i love i dont do it half hearted i do it with everything they will always be the last thing on my mind at night and the first thing i think off when i wake. I just dont think have found anybody that can bandle the amount of love i have to give apart from my amazing little man. I have been broken a few times and it can be hard to pick yourself back up but lifes to short to stay in the past and its all about finding the right person to take to cadburys world and buy all the fruit and nut in the land with fish finger sandwiches

Sorry abit long and a reall soppy moment from me there

You are so adorable! We are going to find them because I do believe if you put a lot of love into the world one day it will come back to you

I want to fall in love now after reading that!!!!

You will! oh and think how beautiful it will be my darling!

Full disclosure, expect me lurking in the bushes taking pictures of the moment you fall in love. I love all love even if I’m not directly involved "

I know we both will well why lurk in the bushes taking those pictures when you could instead be in front of me as i declare my love not for a stranger to you but you instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look at you two.. taking over the night shift

Oh well.. just tonight.. but please keep looking..Also.. Fancy massaging my shoulders?! This is harder than we thought

Hello Innocentimes

Agreed. Massages welcome

I'm good as giving massages ... just saying

So am i and i enjoy giving a good massage as well

*adds to hotlist*"

Blimey. It's a hot day for your hotlist Jamie!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well hello ladies!

It’s a vagina takeover, is it?

I’m on my way home in the rain, what’s happening with you all?

And did I just read that Nora’s gone? Wtf?

Hello! I was thinking about you the other day wondering where you were hiding.

It’s a vagina takeover so kick back, out your labia up and tell us what’s on your mind.

Travelling home in the rain is nice. It’s a great feeling getting in

I know that’s so sad! I hope she comes back!

My work has been pretty intense the last 14 weeks or so, so I was only on the forums when I was lazing on a couple of days off but I’ve been back in the thick of it so haven’t the energy to Forum potter since back, I’m on that work high today though as it’s been an intense day so I need to wind my brain down.

How do I out my labia up? Sounds like hard work. "

I love those work highs sometimes. When you’re running on nervous energy after a long but really productive day! That relief of it finally being over aaaaand breathe.!

I imagine it would be a squat and thrust action. Sounded more relaxing in my head. Best just putting your feet up instead

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Thank you Swing and Jamie! I'm in a really good place and trying to be a better person because of it. Baby steps. My period is due soon and I'm going to try and not Mrs Hyde it this month!

Swing, I hope you're feeling and doing okay. I can't imagine how debilitating the exhaustion must be for you x

Jamie, you'll find that romantic love. In the meantime you light up the fora every day with your adorable anecdotes and your sunny personality

What was Dr. Jekyll without Mr Hyde though! I think we all have it in us. If no one does then it’s a successful month in my books I’m so happy you’re so happy. I can’t wait to find a romantic love either. I should probably give fair warning to the poor soul who gets hit full speed by my love train.

I have a lot of time for people that work on themselves to be the best version they can be. It’s my favourite quality in someone along with kindness

That is what i like about you so much that you are such a beautiful sole and are willing to give that one very lucky guy to give him not part not a little but all your Love. It will not be a poor soul but a very lucky soul indeed. I am truely like you when i love i dont do it half hearted i do it with everything they will always be the last thing on my mind at night and the first thing i think off when i wake. I just dont think have found anybody that can bandle the amount of love i have to give apart from my amazing little man. I have been broken a few times and it can be hard to pick yourself back up but lifes to short to stay in the past and its all about finding the right person to take to cadburys world and buy all the fruit and nut in the land with fish finger sandwiches

Sorry abit long and a reall soppy moment from me there

Awww so many tummy butterflies "

I do love the feeling of tummy butterflies so much the feeling when you are going to meet that special someone and there out of control so exciting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never been. Would you dress up as Willy Wonka and bring Jamie and I and Golden Ticket magical

Omg! I SO want to go to a chocolate factory with you "

I'm definitely up for it once the state allows for it. I think it'd be a right hoot with you two my diary is more or less free for the next forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening girls.

Good evening everyone.

Doing a grand well done

Good evening sunny Benny

It's not grand. It's all blood sweat and tears "

Yes I don't envy you at all hav fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening ladies, I’ve been feeling sorry for myself as I had a visit to the dentist earlier. Hopefully will feel better tomorrow x "

Ohhhh! Oh no! I hope you feel better tomorrow! I know for some the dentist can be really traumatic.

I’m kind of a weirdo and enjoy the dentist though. Controversial kink, granted, but it’s lucky on a way.

A hot cup of tea and nocturnal nonsense will hopefully cheer you up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening ladies, I’ve been feeling sorry for myself as I had a visit to the dentist earlier. Hopefully will feel better tomorrow x "

Hello Angie.. not the nicest reason to venture out but it's over now ! Tomorrow is a brand new day x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening, ladies

I've not been quite as busy as last night, but still managed another coat of paint on the bathroom wall.

Three coats so far and I can still see the original colour underneath

Now chilling with beer and TV

I find a good lick of white base before colour works! That’s quite some going though. Stubborn colours!

Yeah, maybe that would have been best

Ah, well. Hindsight and all that....

And good evening Chunky! Hope you're well

Hindsight is no good to anyone but you’ll be able to try it next time! My room needs redoing actually. If you enjoy it, there’s a cup of tea a Kit Kat in it for you

It'd better be a four finger Kit Kat....

I’m too cheap to shout for 4 finger Kit Kat’s. The beat I can do is 2 2s

Can you not sellotape them together and pretend?

Come on girl, get creative!

I’ll sellotape 3 together for you. And make tea. And not do that thing where I say I’ll make tea then leave it so long someone else does it.

Alright, then, you talked me into it with your Norfolk special six finger Kit Kat "

That is a Norfolk special and it’s on the house!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well hello ladies!

It’s a vagina takeover, is it?

I’m on my way home in the rain, what’s happening with you all?

And did I just read that Nora’s gone? Wtf?

Hello! I was thinking about you the other day wondering where you were hiding.

It’s a vagina takeover so kick back, out your labia up and tell us what’s on your mind.

Travelling home in the rain is nice. It’s a great feeling getting in

I know that’s so sad! I hope she comes back!

My work has been pretty intense the last 14 weeks or so, so I was only on the forums when I was lazing on a couple of days off but I’ve been back in the thick of it so haven’t the energy to Forum potter since back, I’m on that work high today though as it’s been an intense day so I need to wind my brain down.

How do I out my labia up? Sounds like hard work.

I love those work highs sometimes. When you’re running on nervous energy after a long but really productive day! That relief of it finally being over aaaaand breathe.!

I imagine it would be a squat and thrust action. Sounded more relaxing in my head. Best just putting your feet up instead

"

I thought it was a metaphor. Like spill your guts..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening ladies, I’ve been feeling sorry for myself as I had a visit to the dentist earlier. Hopefully will feel better tomorrow x

Awww. Have a Chunky hug. Hopefully it will make you feel better. X"

Thanks Chunky x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh Jamie xx"

Oh Yassy how are you girl?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Oh Jamie xx

Oh Yassy how are you girl? "

Fine sweet heart xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening ladies, I’ve been feeling sorry for myself as I had a visit to the dentist earlier. Hopefully will feel better tomorrow x

Hey Angie, hope you do feel better soon x "

Thanks Estella. Hope you’re doing ok x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh Jamie xx

Oh Yassy how are you girl?

Fine sweet heart xx"

Hello Yas

X

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Ill say good night to you lovely people. Big hugs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never been. Would you dress up as Willy Wonka and bring Jamie and I and Golden Ticket magical

Omg! I SO want to go to a chocolate factory with you

I'm definitely up for it once the state allows for it. I think it'd be a right hoot with you two my diary is more or less free for the next forever "

Lewis Capaldi - Forever

https://youtu.be/Pn802pDdJOs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening ladies, I’ve been feeling sorry for myself as I had a visit to the dentist earlier. Hopefully will feel better tomorrow x

Ohhhh! Oh no! I hope you feel better tomorrow! I know for some the dentist can be really traumatic.

I’m kind of a weirdo and enjoy the dentist though. Controversial kink, granted, but it’s lucky on a way.

A hot cup of tea and nocturnal nonsense will hopefully cheer you up? "

Thanks, it has helped x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening girls.

Good evening everyone.

Doing a grand well done

Hello you handstanding hunk of a man. How has your day been? .. It's been good thank you very much. How about yourself?

I’m glad you’ve had a good day. It was a nocturnal thread where I suggested the hand standing tee shirt video yes? So in sorts, this is our anniversary mio amor

Haha yes that was you! Happy anniversary "

I’ll think of more requests. More challenging. I’ll make you a gladiator

Which was my favourite show and I dressed up as Jet last Halloween and had the best night with my pugil stick. I said gladiator as a joke but now I really want gladiator videos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ill say good night to you lovely people. Big hugs. "

Voluptuous hugs swap for chunky ones ! Night

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over a year ago


"Ill say good night to you lovely people. Big hugs. "

Goodnight chunky! xx

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"I've never been. Would you dress up as Willy Wonka and bring Jamie and I and Golden Ticket magical

Omg! I SO want to go to a chocolate factory with you

I'm definitely up for it once the state allows for it. I think it'd be a right hoot with you two my diary is more or less free for the next forever "

When it allows i will book us all in for day trip (in my willy wonker outfit), hotel rooms and lovely meal out in birmingham as well xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening girls.

Good evening everyone.

Doing a grand well done

Hello you handstanding hunk of a man. How has your day been? .. It's been good thank you very much. How about yourself?

I’m glad you’ve had a good day. It was a nocturnal thread where I suggested the hand standing tee shirt video yes? So in sorts, this is our anniversary mio amor

Haha yes that was you! Happy anniversary

I’ll think of more requests. More challenging. I’ll make you a gladiator

Which was my favourite show and I dressed up as Jet last Halloween and had the best night with my pugil stick. I said gladiator as a joke but now I really want gladiator videos "

Muscular? Sweaty? Roaring attack?

Yes.x 3

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Look at you two.. taking over the night shift

Oh well.. just tonight.. but please keep looking..Also.. Fancy massaging my shoulders?! This is harder than we thought

Hello Innocentimes

Agreed. Massages welcome

I'm good as giving massages ... just saying

So am i and i enjoy giving a good massage as well

*adds to hotlist*

Blimey. It's a hot day for your hotlist Jamie!"

It’s never seen so much action!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've never been. Would you dress up as Willy Wonka and bring Jamie and I and Golden Ticket magical

Omg! I SO want to go to a chocolate factory with you

I'm definitely up for it once the state allows for it. I think it'd be a right hoot with you two my diary is more or less free for the next forever "

I have plans ever I don’t even own a diary at the moment. This is such a good plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never been. Would you dress up as Willy Wonka and bring Jamie and I and Golden Ticket magical

Omg! I SO want to go to a chocolate factory with you

I'm definitely up for it once the state allows for it. I think it'd be a right hoot with you two my diary is more or less free for the next forever

When it allows i will book us all in for day trip (in my willy wonker outfit), hotel rooms and lovely meal out in birmingham as well xx"

Let's book a coach. Everyone needs a little chocolate heaven in their lives and if you dont eat it.. more for us.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh Jamie xx

Oh Yassy how are you girl?

Fine sweet heart xx"

Jim has had an early night. I can’t say I’m surprised. This has been exhausting

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"I've never been. Would you dress up as Willy Wonka and bring Jamie and I and Golden Ticket magical

Omg! I SO want to go to a chocolate factory with you

I'm definitely up for it once the state allows for it. I think it'd be a right hoot with you two my diary is more or less free for the next forever

When it allows i will book us all in for day trip (in my willy wonker outfit), hotel rooms and lovely meal out in birmingham as well xx

Let's book a coach. Everyone needs a little chocolate heaven in their lives and if you dont eat it.. more for us. "

Yeah book a coach it will be such an amazing day/evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening girls.

Good evening everyone.

Doing a grand well done

Hello you handstanding hunk of a man. How has your day been? .. It's been good thank you very much. How about yourself?

I’m glad you’ve had a good day. It was a nocturnal thread where I suggested the hand standing tee shirt video yes? So in sorts, this is our anniversary mio amor

Haha yes that was you! Happy anniversary

I’ll think of more requests. More challenging. I’ll make you a gladiator

Which was my favourite show and I dressed up as Jet last Halloween and had the best night with my pugil stick. I said gladiator as a joke but now I really want gladiator videos "

Haha maybe that's why ive been missing from nocturnal . I'm getting old, it's bad for my health here

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Oh Jamie xx

Oh Yassy how are you girl?

Fine sweet heart xx

Jim has had an early night. I can’t say I’m surprised. This has been exhausting "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've never been. Would you dress up as Willy Wonka and bring Jamie and I and Golden Ticket magical

Omg! I SO want to go to a chocolate factory with you

I'm definitely up for it once the state allows for it. I think it'd be a right hoot with you two my diary is more or less free for the next forever

When it allows i will book us all in for day trip (in my willy wonker outfit), hotel rooms and lovely meal out in birmingham as well xx"

How exciting. I never get to go to the north

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening girls.

Good evening everyone.

Doing a grand well done

Hello you handstanding hunk of a man. How has your day been? .. It's been good thank you very much. How about yourself?

I’m glad you’ve had a good day. It was a nocturnal thread where I suggested the hand standing tee shirt video yes? So in sorts, this is our anniversary mio amor

Haha yes that was you! Happy anniversary

I’ll think of more requests. More challenging. I’ll make you a gladiator

Which was my favourite show and I dressed up as Jet last Halloween and had the best night with my pugil stick. I said gladiator as a joke but now I really want gladiator videos

Haha maybe that's why ive been missing from nocturnal . I'm getting old, it's bad for my health here "

I have every faith in you. I’m already thinking of the next one for when we cross paths again in the late hours

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've never been. Would you dress up as Willy Wonka and bring Jamie and I and Golden Ticket magical

Omg! I SO want to go to a chocolate factory with you

I'm definitely up for it once the state allows for it. I think it'd be a right hoot with you two my diary is more or less free for the next forever

When it allows i will book us all in for day trip (in my willy wonker outfit), hotel rooms and lovely meal out in birmingham as well xx

Let's book a coach. Everyone needs a little chocolate heaven in their lives and if you dont eat it.. more for us. "

Agreed!

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"I've never been. Would you dress up as Willy Wonka and bring Jamie and I and Golden Ticket magical

Omg! I SO want to go to a chocolate factory with you

I'm definitely up for it once the state allows for it. I think it'd be a right hoot with you two my diary is more or less free for the next forever

When it allows i will book us all in for day trip (in my willy wonker outfit), hotel rooms and lovely meal out in birmingham as well xx

Let's book a coach. Everyone needs a little chocolate heaven in their lives and if you dont eat it.. more for us.

Agreed! "

I will make sure to send you all golden tickets to hand to me as you get off the coach so much fun z

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Jim and Ash need medals "

How about a pearl necklace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening girls.

Good evening everyone.

Doing a grand well done

Good evening sunny Benny

It's not grand. It's all blood sweat and tears

Yes I don't envy you at all hav fun "

It's always a delight when your stumble upon someone on your hotlist in the forum unexpectantly surprise!

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By *ip2Man
over a year ago

Near Maidenhead

Eeevening, I've been looking at a video on how to fix the front gears on a road bicycle.

Does Jamie Hants' love train have a goods carriage for bicycles like trains used to?

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy ya'll

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've never been. Would you dress up as Willy Wonka and bring Jamie and I and Golden Ticket magical

Omg! I SO want to go to a chocolate factory with you

I'm definitely up for it once the state allows for it. I think it'd be a right hoot with you two my diary is more or less free for the next forever

When it allows i will book us all in for day trip (in my willy wonker outfit), hotel rooms and lovely meal out in birmingham as well xx

Let's book a coach. Everyone needs a little chocolate heaven in their lives and if you dont eat it.. more for us.

Agreed!

I will make sure to send you all golden tickets to hand to me as you get off the coach so much fun z"

That would be SO.COOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eeevening, I've been looking at a video on how to fix the front gears on a road bicycle.

Does Jamie Hants' love train have a goods carriage for bicycles like trains used to? "

Evening, Pip! Any luck re fixing gears? There’s a video for everything!

The train does have a bike storage!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Howdy ya'll"

Thank you for cementing some fabulous startups I had about Texas. Yeehaw!

How are you? Is it true everything is bigger in Texas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening girls.

Good evening everyone.

Doing a grand well done

Hello you handstanding hunk of a man. How has your day been? .. It's been good thank you very much. How about yourself?

I’m glad you’ve had a good day. It was a nocturnal thread where I suggested the hand standing tee shirt video yes? So in sorts, this is our anniversary mio amor

Haha yes that was you! Happy anniversary

I’ll think of more requests. More challenging. I’ll make you a gladiator

Which was my favourite show and I dressed up as Jet last Halloween and had the best night with my pugil stick. I said gladiator as a joke but now I really want gladiator videos

Haha maybe that's why ive been missing from nocturnal . I'm getting old, it's bad for my health here "

You are breaking my heart. Laughter is good for your health. And that is what nocturnal provides

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never been. Would you dress up as Willy Wonka and bring Jamie and I and Golden Ticket magical

Omg! I SO want to go to a chocolate factory with you

I'm definitely up for it once the state allows for it. I think it'd be a right hoot with you two my diary is more or less free for the next forever

When it allows i will book us all in for day trip (in my willy wonker outfit), hotel rooms and lovely meal out in birmingham as well xx

Let's book a coach. Everyone needs a little chocolate heaven in their lives and if you dont eat it.. more for us.

Agreed!

I will make sure to send you all golden tickets to hand to me as you get off the coach so much fun z"

so I'm in too? Yippie.. there better be chocolate river !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jim and Ash need medals

How about a pearl necklace "

Poor oysters

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By *ealArtfulDodgerMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Well today was epic for me tbh... My son managed to snap a key in our mortice lock on the way to me dropping him off to school! , as it happens I face planted in front of Netflix (deffo no chill ) only 2hrs earlier after doing a 14hr shift... I then tried to sleep (sleep apnoea btw) in my car for 4hrs on my own drive F Fecks Sake! Got back in after calling a locksmith and fittin my own lock as he came home from school before I went back out to work... Oh the joys.. Top that anyone...?

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy ya'll

Thank you for cementing some fabulous startups I had about Texas. Yeehaw!

How are you? Is it true everything is bigger in Texas? "

im good, and yes it is, the state capital building is taller than the capital in Washington DC

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"I've never been. Would you dress up as Willy Wonka and bring Jamie and I and Golden Ticket magical

Omg! I SO want to go to a chocolate factory with you

I'm definitely up for it once the state allows for it. I think it'd be a right hoot with you two my diary is more or less free for the next forever

When it allows i will book us all in for day trip (in my willy wonker outfit), hotel rooms and lovely meal out in birmingham as well xx

Let's book a coach. Everyone needs a little chocolate heaven in their lives and if you dont eat it.. more for us.

Agreed!

I will make sure to send you all golden tickets to hand to me as you get off the coach so much fun z

That would be SO.COOL"

As long as when you all leave the coach and had me your golden tickets you singing "ive got a golden ticket"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim and Ash need medals

How about a pearl necklace "

You could give them one I’m sure!

I have a pearl necklace I’m very fond of. When I was 18 I was a barmaid and all the old boys used to tell me how well I suited that pearl necklace. Having recently discovered there’s a double meaning, I wish I hadn’t told them that a pearl necklace was my favourite gift.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eeevening, I've been looking at a video on how to fix the front gears on a road bicycle.

Does Jamie Hants' love train have a goods carriage for bicycles like trains used to? "

Good evening Pip I think Jamie's love train is equipped for anything her dreamy head can think of! Good luck to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well today was epic for me tbh... My son managed to snap a key in our mortice lock on the way to me dropping him off to school! , as it happens I face planted in front of Netflix (deffo no chill ) only 2hrs earlier after doing a 14hr shift... I then tried to sleep (sleep apnoea btw) in my car for 4hrs on my own drive F Fecks Sake! Got back in after calling a locksmith and fittin my own lock as he came home from school before I went back out to work... Oh the joys.. Top that anyone...? "

This made me laugh. I know it shouldn’t, but, I cannot help it.

I hope you never let your son live this down. I once locked myself in the house when I was 14 and I’m still hearing about it.

Are you relaxing now sans chill of course?

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