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Limiting the spread of COVID-19 during sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So this is a thing from avert.org.

If you have sex with someone you don’t live with there are a few things you can do to lower the risk of getting or spreading COVID-19.

Avoid kissing or exchanging saliva with anyone outside of your household.

Avoid sexual activities which include licking around the anus.

Use condoms or dental dams to reduce contact with saliva or poo.

Take a shower and wash your hands and body thoroughly with soap and water both before and after sex.

If you use sex toys, wash these thoroughly with soap and water and do not share them.

Consider sexual arousal techniques that don’t involve physical contact – like talking.

Mutual masturbation while physical distancing.

Limit your physical interactions by reducing the number of sexual partners you have overall, and/or at the same time.

Avoid kissing or exchanging saliva....

The last time you kissed did you think you know spitting is probably quicker?

The next one is tremendous ... avoid anal licking.

That is step 2.

So you have got to know each other. You are all a bit mmmmm How are you doing ... mmm

Kiss Kiss smooch smooch oooo

Normally step 2 involves a bit of copping a squeeze a feel. A bit of undressing.

No straight to licking the anus!!

All these years I have done it so wrong

Do not share your sex toys no matter how much your neighbour asks you when you are out mowing the lawn. Commmmmmme On I will be 10 mins with it I promise. I will put it in my dishwasher.

Mutual masturbation while physical distancing . This could be a sport. Linked to the previous comments on the sex toys. To keep to the 2 metre rule you will need to skill up on the art of the Dildo attached to a snooker cue.

Most of the supermarket queues have the 2 metre marked out not sure if this means you can have a cheeky wank while queuing.

Most of all I want to see the picture of who wrote this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So this is a thing from avert.org.

If you have sex with someone you don’t live with there are a few things you can do to lower the risk of getting or spreading COVID-19.

Avoid kissing or exchanging saliva with anyone outside of your household.

Avoid sexual activities which include licking around the anus.

Use condoms or dental dams to reduce contact with saliva or poo.

Take a shower and wash your hands and body thoroughly with soap and water both before and after sex.

If you use sex toys, wash these thoroughly with soap and water and do not share them.

Consider sexual arousal techniques that don’t involve physical contact – like talking.

Mutual masturbation while physical distancing.

Limit your physical interactions by reducing the number of sexual partners you have overall, and/or at the same time.

Avoid kissing or exchanging saliva....

The last time you kissed did you think you know spitting is probably quicker?

The next one is tremendous ... avoid anal licking.

That is step 2.

So you have got to know each other. You are all a bit mmmmm How are you doing ... mmm

Kiss Kiss smooch smooch oooo

Normally step 2 involves a bit of copping a squeeze a feel. A bit of undressing.

No straight to licking the anus!!

All these years I have done it so wrong

Do not share your sex toys no matter how much your neighbour asks you when you are out mowing the lawn. Commmmmmme On I will be 10 mins with it I promise. I will put it in my dishwasher.

Mutual masturbation while physical distancing . This could be a sport. Linked to the previous comments on the sex toys. To keep to the 2 metre rule you will need to skill up on the art of the Dildo attached to a snooker cue.

Most of the supermarket queues have the 2 metre marked out not sure if this means you can have a cheeky wank while queuing.

Most of all I want to see the picture of who wrote this.

"

Couldn’t be bothered reading the whole message, but got to keep active

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh that seems like a lot of effort.

I think I will leave it for now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This I'll just have a shower sex so we'll be constantly clean as we shag

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Too much to read so I lost interest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This I'll just have a shower sex so we'll be constantly clean as we shag "

Or a bath?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This I'll just have a shower sex so we'll be constantly clean as we shag

Or a bath?"

If I had one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This I'll just have a shower sex so we'll be constantly clean as we shag

Or a bath?

If I had one.

Mind you, there would be no bathwater left and it would be all over the floor "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This I'll just have a shower sex so we'll be constantly clean as we shag

Or a bath?

If I had one.

Mind you, there would be no bathwater left and it would be all over the floor "

Better get the pool out in the garden then

Only if I had a garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This I'll just have a shower sex so we'll be constantly clean as we shag

Or a bath?

If I had one.

Mind you, there would be no bathwater left and it would be all over the floor

Better get the pool out in the garden then

Only if I had a garden "

Car bonnet in a thunderstorm?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

No kissing!! Hardly seems any point if you can’t kiss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This I'll just have a shower sex so we'll be constantly clean as we shag

Or a bath?

If I had one.

Mind you, there would be no bathwater left and it would be all over the floor

Better get the pool out in the garden then

Only if I had a garden

Car bonnet in a thunderstorm?"

Just order the storm now. Awesome idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This I'll just have a shower sex so we'll be constantly clean as we shag

Or a bath?

If I had one.

Mind you, there would be no bathwater left and it would be all over the floor

Better get the pool out in the garden then

Only if I had a garden

Car bonnet in a thunderstorm?

Just order the storm now. Awesome idea "

I think ones due this afternoon, I will see you then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This I'll just have a shower sex so we'll be constantly clean as we shag

Or a bath?

If I had one.

Mind you, there would be no bathwater left and it would be all over the floor

Better get the pool out in the garden then

Only if I had a garden

Car bonnet in a thunderstorm?

Just order the storm now. Awesome idea

I think ones due this afternoon, I will see you then "

And I'm at work til half 6..

I'll never get a shag!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No kissing!! Hardly seems any point if you can’t kiss. "

This!!!

Tbf the actual sex bit probably wouldnt take long for the men who have been, shall we say "lacking" since lockdown!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This I'll just have a shower sex so we'll be constantly clean as we shag

Or a bath?

If I had one.

Mind you, there would be no bathwater left and it would be all over the floor

Better get the pool out in the garden then

Only if I had a garden

Car bonnet in a thunderstorm?

Just order the storm now. Awesome idea

I think ones due this afternoon, I will see you then

And I'm at work til half 6..

I'll never get a shag!! "

I that case, meet you in the shower after work lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This I'll just have a shower sex so we'll be constantly clean as we shag

Or a bath?

If I had one.

Mind you, there would be no bathwater left and it would be all over the floor

Better get the pool out in the garden then

Only if I had a garden

Car bonnet in a thunderstorm?

Just order the storm now. Awesome idea

I think ones due this afternoon, I will see you then

And I'm at work til half 6..

I'll never get a shag!!

I that case, meet you in the shower after work lol "

I'm saved!

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By *reatformeatWoman
over a year ago

my own bubble

How about just avoid sex with other people while covid is about and be sensible? Makes more sence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about just avoid sex with other people while covid is about and be sensible? Makes more sence "

You did get that this was a jokey thread?

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