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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

But isnt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pineapple on pizza.

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Mens white socks and sandals combo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girls telling me "thanks but no thanks"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pineapple on pizza. "

Cuff me then! I’m guilty

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay


"Pineapple on pizza. "

I love my Hawaiian pizzas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salad cream

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Driving with any alcohol in your system

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over a year ago


"Pineapple on pizza.

Cuff me then! I’m guilty "

I think we'd all enjoy that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sick bird

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay


"Salad cream"

But I love it on my Hawaiian pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Salad cream

But I love it on my Hawaiian pizza"

So do I! That’s what I had for dinner today!

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
over a year ago

Northerner


"Pineapple on pizza. "

This

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Blue cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grey tracksuits in public

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Crocs and speedos combo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blue cheese "

Yes!!! Rankness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the words interweb, chillax and moist should all be made illegal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Grey tracksuits in public"

Wo! I love my grey tracksuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knuckle cracking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Crocs and speedos combo"

Crocs is a top 10

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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire


"Pineapple on pizza. "
noooooo you are so wrong.. pineapple HAS to be on pizza .. k

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Martin Lewis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adults who say "cool"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mens white socks and sandals combo"

Any colour socks and sandals.....such a British thing....

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By *heGriswoldsCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Cyclists riding on the road holding up cars when there is a specifically built cycle path right next to them.......you know the ones lol x

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon


"Driving with any alcohol in your system "

This.

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
over a year ago

Northerner


"I think the words interweb, chillax and moist should all be made illegal. "

Moist is such a good word ... I love to say it ... and I love the reactions

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By *utcock61Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Madonna!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think the words interweb, chillax and moist should all be made illegal.

Moist is such a good word ... I love to say it ... and I love the reactions "

I love the word moist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grey tracksuits in public"

I love a hot man in grey tracksuit bottoms

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Grey tracksuits in public

I love a hot man in grey tracksuit bottoms "

*adds to hotlist*

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By *reatformeatWoman
over a year ago

my own bubble

Posting shit in the forums

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Flanter. Horrid word.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

It should be a capital offence for anyone who chooses to scrunch, slurp and masticate noisily on an apple whilst seated behind me on a train.

Muther fuckers!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pineapple on pizza.

Cuff me then! I’m guilty

I think we'd all enjoy that "

Ooft

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K


"I think the words interweb, chillax and moist should all be made illegal.

Moist is such a good word ... I love to say it ..."

Neither moist or chillax should be made illegal, they roll off the tongue so easily

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Pineapple on pizza. "

Nooooo Swingfellow just bought us pizza hut delivery and it for include a Hawaiin!

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Double denim.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Posting shit in the forums "

Is that a dig?

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By *hesexpistolsCouple
over a year ago

Kent


"It should be a capital offence for anyone who chooses to scrunch, slurp and masticate noisily on an apple whilst seated behind me on a train.

Muther fuckers!!! "

I’d initially read that as masturbate noisily on an apple!!

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"Mens white socks and sandals combo

Any colour socks and sandals.....such a British thing...."

I've seen Germans and Yanks in this combo. Style crimes are international. I've even seen a couple of women with this look.

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"Flanter. Horrid word."

What does it mean?

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
over a year ago

Northerner

Donald Trump and sweet corn. Something that comes out the way in goes in is the devil’s work. As is Trump

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay


"Crocs and speedos combo"

But that's the Southern Comfort advert, I enjoyed that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But isnt?"

Not replying to a read PM

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By *othin 2 proveCouple
over a year ago

Blackpool

Cucumber. Vegetable of the devil.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Dog clothes

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Fast food chains

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Celery

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Press studs on underwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Driving with any alcohol in your system "

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"It should be a capital offence for anyone who chooses to scrunch, slurp and masticate noisily on an apple whilst seated behind me on a train.

Muther fuckers!!!

I’d initially read that as masturbate noisily on an apple!! "

It’s a curious but nonetheless highly enterprising manner of getting ones five a day so I might be willing to show some leniency towards any individual undertaking such an act

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cucumber. Vegetable of the devil."

THIS

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Smoking on the street

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Detention in schools

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Celery "

Yes!!! This most definitely!

Heinous stuff of the most vile order.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grey tracksuits in public"
Especialy the ones where the blokes walk around town with there hands down the front of them.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"Press studs on underwear

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Underwear!

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Jobsworths

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"Pineapple on pizza. noooooo you are so wrong.. pineapple HAS to be on pizza .. k "

Here here!

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By *asher11Man
over a year ago

market harborough

bra's under wet Tshirts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being referred to as babe!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Socks on during sex..... surely this deserves at least a good flogging for the perpetrator?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Mrs Brown’s boys

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Liver and onions

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Any distraction at the wheel of any vehicle..

Alcohol.

Drugs.

Use of mobile phones.

All get mandatory loss of licence!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women drivers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Texting when you've had too much to drink, buying rounds of Jager bombs on a night out, and people who dont wear deodorant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Socks on during sex..... surely this deserves at least a good flogging for the perpetrator? "

*pulls socks on discreetly *

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Seaside Sussex


"But isnt?"

Farting in a crowded lift. It's wrong on a many levels.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Women drivers "

you said you wanted me to take you for a ride

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over a year ago


"Detention in schools "
This is the only fun I have, handing out detentions. Tardiness is no excuse.

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By *ewkesbury cowboyMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

Seafood

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over a year ago


"Mens white socks and sandals combo

Any colour socks and sandals.....such a British thing...."

also whilst wearing shorts and sporting a bumbag

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By *kiolo1Couple
over a year ago

Whitland


"Pineapple on pizza. "

Hahahaha

Yes!! Brill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women drivers

you said you wanted me to take you for a ride "
oh that's what you ment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noisy eaters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

blm

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Women drivers

you said you wanted me to take you for a ride oh that's what you ment "

Maybe it was maybe it wasn’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"blm"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bookmakers ramming their advertising campaign down every fuckers through at any given opportunity.

My radio station of choice is radio X but I turned off today as it was every half hour bookmaker adverts... fuck off.

I love how they quickly mumble at the end “when the fun stops stop”

They couldn’t possibly fucking say it any faster, it’s incomprehensible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mens white socks and sandals combo"

Definitely this when the hell did it become a thing??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vinegar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Social media

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gemma collins

the only way is essex

love island

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By *kiolo1Couple
over a year ago

Whitland

Obese butt cleavage at the till when they bend over to pack bags.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vinegar "

Don't you dare, I need vinegar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the fuck would we put on chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carrots .... Devils food

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Ketchup

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

The phrase “Live, laugh, love”, especially when used as some kind of wall adornment.

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By *xx90292Man
over a year ago

London

Robbie Williams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who go running in twos or more and instead of social distancing one behind each other, so it sideways on so at least one runs in the road!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The phrase “Live, laugh, love”, especially when used as some kind of wall adornment."

People who have "live, laugh, love" on their walls have a life long STI.

Fact

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"A sick bird"

Your jokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What the fuck would we put on chips "

Exactly

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By *ensual-dominant-passionMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"gemma collins

the only way is essex

love island"

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

probably controversial but...everything and anything associated with the film dirty dancing ...L x

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Beckhams, Primark and Sports Direct

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By *utcock61Man
over a year ago

glasgow

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Carrots .... Devils food"

Absolutely. Peas as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Marmite "

Errrrrrrmmm. I totally disagree

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By *xfordshireCoupleMFCouple
over a year ago

Nr. Oxford


"Ketchup "

Yes I’m not the only one! One whiff of the stuff and I want to hurl.

Lily

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By *ensual-dominant-passionMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Picking your nose in public

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By *urocougarCouple
over a year ago

watton


"Cucumber. Vegetable of the devil.

THIS "

Your not supposed to

Eat it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Litter dropping...

Oh wait..it is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cliques

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By *ensual-dominant-passionMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Asking for 5p for a shopping bag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shopping in onesies..

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By *ngel_vs_devil33Woman
over a year ago

i’ll let you know


"Pineapple on pizza. "

No got have pineapple on a pizza best bit,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh oh oh SLIDERS! I hate them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you ask people to recommend a show but then they go on to explain the entire storyline including all the spoilers.

Yeah cheers mate. Saved me the trouble of watching it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh oh oh SLIDERS! I hate them "

There’s one in my bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone asks you to recommend a show and then they completely ignore your recommendation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh oh oh SLIDERS! I hate them

There’s one in my bath "

I hope you read slider as spider!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cliques"

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Ketchup

Yes I’m not the only one! One whiff of the stuff and I want to hurl.

Lily "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When someone asks you to recommend a show and then they completely ignore your recommendation "

I’m watching it now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listening to shitty music on loudspeakers.

Spitting on the road/walkways.

Using flip-flops on public transport, with no socks (seriously, people, stop this)

People eating Mc Donalds at 7 am (not the breakfast items...I mean burgers and chicken nuggets and so on).

And I'll stop here, otherwise I'll write a full fledged political and social pamphlet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheating on your partner

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Olives.

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By *oft_SensualTV/TS
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Chavs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Listening to shitty music on loudspeakers.

Spitting on the road/walkways.

Using flip-flops on public transport, with no socks (seriously, people, stop this)

People eating Mc Donalds at 7 am (not the breakfast items...I mean burgers and chicken nuggets and so on).

And I'll stop here, otherwise I'll write a full fledged political and social pamphlet "

If McDonalds sold regular menu items at 7am I would definitely get nuggets for breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheating on your partner "

*sings in Shakira voice* I'm starting to believe it should be illegal to decieve a womans heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posh people in posh cars, they apparently dont have to indicate. That should be illegal.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you ask people to recommend a show but then they go on to explain the entire storyline including all the spoilers.

Yeah cheers mate. Saved me the trouble of watching it "

I do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lumpy Bras and Mature men who wear shorts when it us cold...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you ask people to recommend a show but then they go on to explain the entire storyline including all the spoilers.

Yeah cheers mate. Saved me the trouble of watching it

I do that "

You monster

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Chavs"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lumpy Bras and Mature men who wear shorts when it us cold..."

I love lumpy bras

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By *aria_dreamgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

stockport

Sprouts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ricky Gervais

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire


"The phrase “Live, laugh, love”, especially when used as some kind of wall adornment.

People who have "live, laugh, love" on their walls have a life long STI.

Fact "

It is backed by The Science.

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By *p For Anything100Man
over a year ago

Canvey

Love pineapple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Asking for 5p for a shopping bag. "

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Sitting in parked cars, engine running for half an hour.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Sprouts "

I enjoy sprouts and cabbage

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"Picking your nose in public "

Or in your car .. they dont know but we can see you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lying and cheating

P

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Anabelle21's profile picture. It raises my blood pressure

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Ricky Gervais "

Great call. I have never liked him

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over a year ago


"Sprouts

I enjoy sprouts and cabbage "

But you missed out on Sunday with your roast on the roof

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Anabelle21's profile picture. It raises my blood pressure "
that made me chuckle

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Anabelle21's profile picture. It raises my blood pressure that made me chuckle "

I'm glad lovely lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Posh people in posh cars, they apparently dont have to indicate. That should be illegal.lol "

Their wrists are too tired from other activities

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By *ink Panther 123Man
over a year ago

Colnbrook

Supporting Spurs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ex

Marmite

S_club 7

My mums cooking

Slugs

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By *wosmilersCouple
over a year ago

Heathrowish

Unsolicited marketing phone calls.

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By *nglishdoodMan
over a year ago

Morristown

Mayonnaise. It's the Devil's jizz.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Sprouts

I enjoy sprouts and cabbage

But you missed out on Sunday with your roast on the roof "

I was sooo looking forward to it..sad times

Kids eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Asking for 5p for a shopping bag. "

Take your own then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh oh oh SLIDERS! I hate them "

Especially with socks

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Lying and cheating

P"

Definitely P

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Slug pellets, they kill so many animals and are so toxic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quinoa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bookmakers ramming their advertising campaign down every fuckers through at any given opportunity.

My radio station of choice is radio X but I turned off today as it was every half hour bookmaker adverts... fuck off.

I love how they quickly mumble at the end “when the fun stops stop”

They couldn’t possibly fucking say it any faster, it’s incomprehensible.

"

Bollocks Irrelevant when the fun stops do you stop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Driving with any alcohol in your system "

Or recreational drugs.

You are making your car a potential murder weapon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Supporting Spurs "

Agree - sorry Spurs as in chick

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By *rank speakerMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"Pineapple on pizza.

I love my Hawaiian pizzas"

Same here. Lunch and pudding all in one go))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who drives faster than me because they are a maniac

Anyone who drives slower than me because they are a moron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sound of gunfire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Early mornings when you're not a morning person.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

DIY garden and house drilling and sawing and banging in all surrounding houses and gardens during lockdown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fireworks apart from Bonfire night, I dont like them then either or my poor dog x

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Supporting Spurs

Agree - sorry Spurs as in chick "

I’ll let you off but if we weren’t around who could you take the piss out of, well except the hammers

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By *ugRollersCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

Slightly cheesy but you OP what a f’n flirt I am hahahah someone had to say it x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Slightly cheesy but you OP what a f’n flirt I am hahahah someone had to say it x "

oh you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avocado on toast ...yuck!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Starting a sentence with "with all due respect"

And mushrooms. Slimy little fuckers.

Mrs TMN x

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over a year ago


"Starting a sentence with "with all due respect"

And mushrooms. Slimy little fuckers.

Mrs TMN x"

With all due respect. I fucking love mushrooms

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Going out in public with honking B.O.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Starting a sentence with "with all due respect"

And mushrooms. Slimy little fuckers.

Mrs TMN x

With all due respect. I fucking love mushrooms"

GET THE FUCK OUT

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Music by "The 1975", absolute garbage.

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