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End of the world.... do you have a plan

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By *heekyFlirtyCouple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Stockport

Ffs we’re sitting here watching a zombie series while I hide behind a pillow.

I won’t even leave the house because of covid-19, I’d never survive zombies.

Would you manage at the end of the world?! Do you have a plan?!

Mrs J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get infected early and ensure you become king or queen of the zombies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could survive the zombies if they were slow, like on The Walking Dead

But if they were World War Z zombies I'd just end my own life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A black leather jacket with the arms cut off is a must

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've envisioned this kind of world many of times. When covid first made the news I was hoping this was it about to start. I'd like to think I'd do well but I'll probably so clumsy, I'll get taken out within the first few days

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Be like the chewing gum advert, she's a zombie but kinda hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll be the first to fall foul of it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Be like the chewing gum advert, she's a zombie but kinda hot"
The money you would spnd on lube would be joke.

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By *andyladMan
over a year ago

Hereorthere

Plenty cliffs I could drive off

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

I always think if I was living in US I would join those bunkers community. Build one, fill my bunker with cans and candles

Here nada, run to the cinema room and hope for the best

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

I have guns and home made booze, wastelands will be conquered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit down with a nice cup of tea , tea always makes things look better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. I would go to New Zealand as they’re so far ahead with their time zone that it will probably be over by the time I get there. I’ll wait there for things to settle here then I’d come back.

Time travelling.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Don’t know about a zombie apocalypse but I’ve got a plan if they drop a nuclear bomb.

I’ll climb up onto the roof, face the oncoming mushroom cloud, get undressed and shout the names of those I love. Might even have a wank as I do it.

Better hope it’s not a false alarm

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Zombies are gonna be much more hands on than covid. No one's going to be worrying about following government guidelines and I'll be there ready for primal action. It's more my thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Er, if it's the end of the world what's the point of a plan unless you work for NASA!

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By *arksxMan
over a year ago

Leicester / London

Go out like a king in the early days of whatever event kills us off

I have no interest in rebuilding the world after whatever catastrofuck wipes the human race of the planet.

We had some good innings and generally fucked earth up like the dirty squatters we are.

Occuping the globe before the next life form dominates this planet

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

I'd definitely be Sarah Connor esq in a zombie apocalypse, she is a bad ass. I would be armed with swords instead though

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

That's easy, massacre all of those that I cant stand and say "well they looked like zombies" HONEST OFFICER.

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By *apiomanMan
over a year ago

Shipley

I would try talking nicely to them and get my brain eaten for my troubles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I knew when the end of the world was coming I would have a massive Roman type orgy - where everyone eats everything and fucks everyone

If it was the zombie apocalypse- Id just let the zombies get me - I cant be arsed

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"Ffs we’re sitting here watching a zombie series while I hide behind a pillow.

I won’t even leave the house because of covid-19, I’d never survive zombies.

Would you manage at the end of the world?! Do you have a plan?!

Mrs J x"

Yes I'm genuinely prepared

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Longbow, rifles, throwing stars, and a fucking big stick with nails and screws in it. I just need a catapult and a sword now.

Packet soups, teabags and a kettle. Sorted.

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By *heekyFlirtyCouple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Stockport

Lol I’d honestly be useless. I’d like to think I’d be like Sarah Connor but I know I’d Have as much sex as possible then take the cup of tea option!

Mrs J x

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay


"Longbow, rifles, throwing stars, and a fucking big stick with nails and screws in it. I just need a catapult and a sword now.

Packet soups, teabags and a kettle. Sorted.

"

You be careful picking up that big stick, splinters can go sceptic you know

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"Longbow, rifles, throwing stars, and a fucking big stick with nails and screws in it. I just need a catapult and a sword now.

Packet soups, teabags and a kettle. Sorted.

"

Damn you weigh yourself down

Crossbow maybe as a luxury

Fishing line and hook is all I need

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By *eoeclipseWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Big knife, fire stricker, fuel in car to get out the city & tent stuff.

Do plan to learn primitive skills for this on coming climate change...feck knows how bad that'll be....I'm envisioning a return to nomad societies.

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

I think surviving zombies would be pretty easy, fast or slow.. Surviving in the company of the idiots you find yourself holding up with would be a lot more difficult.

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"Longbow, rifles, throwing stars, and a fucking big stick with nails and screws in it. I just need a catapult and a sword now.

Packet soups, teabags and a kettle. Sorted.

Damn you weigh yourself down

Crossbow maybe as a luxury

Fishing line and hook is all I need "

I'm shit at fishing! I can shoot though. And you can't hurt a zombie with a fishing line and hook. Unless it's a really big one.

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

Go down the Winchester, have a pint and wait for it all to blow over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a zombie plan for years. I did not prepare a pandemic plan.

I'd survive much better with zombies I prefer a threat I can see - found

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Ffs we’re sitting here watching a zombie series while I hide behind a pillow.

I won’t even leave the house because of covid-19, I’d never survive zombies.

Would you manage at the end of the world?! Do you have a plan?!

Mrs J x"

I know that if I become a zombie, there will be a part of me that will never die - the part that despise parking companies/departments and HMRC. Anybody who works for those had better believe I'm coming for them.

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By *heekyFlirtyCouple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Stockport


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I know that if I become a zombie, there will be a part of me that will never die - the part that despise parking companies/departments and HMRC. Anybody who works for those had better believe I'm coming for them. "

A little harsh?! Lol

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Sit in a tree and eat leaves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I realised I had a crafty plan on another thread.

Make sure you’re near lads who wear their jeans below their boxers. Cut their belts, their jeans will fall and get tangled around their knees, they will stumble, and the zombies will eat them, as the rest of us escape.

It’s for the greater good!

That and pack emergency lippy, waterproof mascara, at least one pair of stripper heels (gotta make a living somehow), the gas masks I have in my shed (this it true) and set Inked on any zombie who tries to eat me- if male he wont have that! He might feed me to a sexy female one though oh well, what a way to go Viv xx

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By *heekyFlirtyCouple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Stockport


"I realised I had a crafty plan on another thread.

Make sure you’re near lads who wear their jeans below their boxers. Cut their belts, their jeans will fall and get tangled around their knees, they will stumble, and the zombies will eat them, as the rest of us escape.

It’s for the greater good!

That and pack emergency lippy, waterproof mascara, at least one pair of stripper heels (gotta make a living somehow), the gas masks I have in my shed (this it true) and set Inked on any zombie who tries to eat me- if male he wont have that! He might feed me to a sexy female one though oh well, what a way to go Viv xx"

Lol this made me smile....

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