FabSwingers.com forum: How many times

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you think you’ve ever farted in a week?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you think you’ve ever farted in a week?"

Never as many as I would like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you think you’ve ever farted in a week?"
have no idea i never counted before

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

A few hundred? I'm unaware of what happens during my sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

76 last week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7, but I only count those that knock someone out

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

NHS says 5 to 15 times a day is typical

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Depends on if I've had a can of cola which increases my numbers

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Oh how I missed you

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

We all do it, so why isn't farting more socially acceptable?

Has anyone tried those fart pants they advertise at motorway services?

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Chilli, keep me away from that stuff or else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eleventy billion and one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eleventy billion and one "

Now, I know this is false. But I often think about you farting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh how I missed you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farts are still funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Farts are still funny"

Whenever my nine month old baba pumps he turns and grins at us

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Very much depends on what I've eaten, some days not at all other days off the scale

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By *r_BlueEyesMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Numbers are different day to day. Farts are hilarious!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Farts are still funny

Whenever my nine month old baba pumps he turns and grins at us"

Awww that's cute though .

It's not cute when my dog farts .

Fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fair few

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Farts are still funny

Whenever my nine month old baba pumps he turns and grins at us

Awww that's cute though .

It's not cute when my dog farts .

Fuck

It’s too funny

They absolutely stink as well, and we always say ‘Orian! Did you pump?!’ And he giggles

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Do you think you’ve ever farted in a week?"

Forget the week, how about an hour depending on what you've eaten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NHS says 5 to 15 times a day is typical"

Surely that's FPH not per day

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Farts are still funny

Whenever my nine month old baba pumps he turns and grins at us

Awww that's cute though .

It's not cute when my dog farts .

Fuck

It’s too funny

They absolutely stink as well, and we always say ‘Orian! Did you pump?!’ And he giggles

Mine just walks away and looks at me as it's my fucking fault

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome back and I fart over a hundred times a day I’d guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you think you’ve ever farted in a week?"

Crikey over seven days? I’d say 100 times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you think you’ve ever farted in a week?

Crikey over seven days? I’d say 100 times

If we didn’t fart we’d explode

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

And anyway I always assumed women dont fart .

I assumed they lightly expelled essence of rose petal and lavender

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By *erry PervettoMan
over a year ago

London, Milton Keynes

"Do you think you’ve ever farted in a week?"

Who actually bothers counting?Thats just weird and gross

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Never counted, to be honest.

I am sometimes still surprised by the amount / volume level / eye watering sting that I can produce. And I still laugh when they echo in the shower

I'm just an overgrown kid at heart

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you think you’ve ever farted in a week?

Who actually bothers counting?Thats just weird and gross

Dunno, hence why I asked?

How are normal bodily functions weird and gross?

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

What a thread!!!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Too many to count

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What a thread!!!

Why thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you think you’ve ever farted in a week?"

Girls dont fart!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you think you’ve ever farted in a week?

Girls dont fart!

Are you a girl?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you think you’ve ever farted in a week?

Girls dont fart!

Are you a girl?"

Nope...I'm a man and I fart!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you think you’ve ever farted in a week?"

Hundreds! But I've only done 7 tiny burps this YEAR so it's gotta come out somewhere! #r/noburp

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you think you’ve ever farted in a week?

Girls dont fart!

Are you a girl?

Nope...I'm a man and I fart!

So, how many a week?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you think you’ve ever farted in a week?

Hundreds! But I've only done 7 tiny burps this YEAR so it's gotta come out somewhere! #r/noburp"

Why are you not burping?!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I don't fart. I have a dog. She does all of them for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you think you’ve ever farted in a week?

Hundreds! But I've only done 7 tiny burps this YEAR so it's gotta come out somewhere! #r/noburp

Why are you not burping?!"

No idea, never have been able to, I do have tiny little ones just a handful of times a year (hence why I know exactly how many times it's happened) which nobody ever heard coz they are so tiny, I never know when they will happen. I can drink lots of pop and not burp. I get these croaky gurgles that happen in my stomach but never turn into a burp. And terrible chest pains. The last time I burped was 26 April, I know cos I whatsapp my friend to announce it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't fart. I have a dog. She does all of them for me"

God bless dogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you think you’ve ever farted in a week?

Hundreds! But I've only done 7 tiny burps this YEAR so it's gotta come out somewhere! #r/noburp

Why are you not burping?!

Next time you feel a little burp coming on WhatsApp me and I'll do a proper belch for you.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eleventy billion and one

Now, I know this is false. But I often think about you farting"

How very dare you! I’m far to ladylike

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eleventy billion and one

Now, I know this is false. But I often think about you farting

How very dare you! I’m far to ladylike

I’m not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in a queue at Tesco today and I farted

Someone shoved me from behind with their trolley and says

How dare you fart in front of my wife

I said

Sorry mate I didn’t know it was her turn

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I don’t even know. But I would say if you smelt it you’re too close to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you think you’ve ever farted in a week?

Hundreds! But I've only done 7 tiny burps this YEAR so it's gotta come out somewhere! #r/noburp

Why are you not burping?!

Next time you feel a little burp coming on WhatsApp me and I'll do a proper belch for you.

I would if i could but I never know when they are going to happen. Next time I see you I'll give you an example of how tiny they are!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I can't even begin to imagine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't even begin to imagine "

Oh god you’d be awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

everyone loves the smell of there own brand, was blown away with the figures tho...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"everyone loves the smell of there own brand, was blown away with the figures tho..."

Has anyone logged the data, analysed it and made a chart?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m guessing my official figure to be “Shit-loads”....!!

Not sure why, but even when Mr n I eat exactly the same, by body transforms the food into some unworldly aromas.

Pregnancy was the worst, just looking at a cabbage set me off.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Too many

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