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Serious question... public toilet

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By *ensual-dominant-passion OP   Man
over a year ago

sheffield

Say you are in desperate need for number 2... you are in a shopping centre, you run to the public toilet.. you quickly pull your trousers or skirt down.. you sit on the seat and put it comes.. you feel so relieved but then you look to your left and there is not toilet paper... it’s empty! But your ass is a mess... what do you do....

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

As long as I’m wearing socks there’s no need to panic.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use your socks and boxers and chuck them.

Never happened to me. I can’t only poo at home.

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

That’s what socks are for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Use your socks and boxers and chuck them.

Never happened to me. I can’t only poo at home. "

*can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Socks, knickers..whatever is there

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I never sit on a public toilet.

In this situation I'd ask the person in the next cubicle to pop some loo roll over.

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By *ensual-dominant-passion OP   Man
over a year ago

sheffield


"Use your socks and boxers and chuck them.

Never happened to me. I can’t only poo at home.

*can"

I actually find that with a lot of women they only poo at home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Say you are in desperate need for number 2... you are in a shopping centre, you run to the public toilet.. you quickly pull your trousers or skirt down.. you sit on the seat and put it comes.. you feel so relieved but then you look to your left and there is not toilet paper... it’s empty! But your ass is a mess... what do you do.... "

Easy, whip out your smart phone, order online and wait for the loo roll to be delivered. Shouldn't be long

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By *anshee99Woman
over a year ago

all over

Use your sock, or knickers if they are big enough

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Use your socks and boxers and chuck them.

Never happened to me. I can’t only poo at home. "

Same here m’lady I’m happy to wee in public (in the gents I mean - not anywhere in the street) but number twos are saved for the privacy and cleanliness of home.

Having said that, if I ever learn to levitate above a public loo seat then I may reevaluate my options.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Use your socks and boxers and chuck them.

Never happened to me. I can’t only poo at home.

*can

I actually find that with a lot of women they only poo at home"

Actually I can at my mums house too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Use your socks and boxers and chuck them.

Never happened to me. I can’t only poo at home.

Same here m’lady I’m happy to wee in public (in the gents I mean - not anywhere in the street) but number twos are saved for the privacy and cleanliness of home.

Having said that, if I ever learn to levitate above a public loo seat then I may reevaluate my options."

Haha. Don’t think I’ve ever sat on a public loo seat!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Would never happen to me as I always wipe a seat before I sit down even if it looks fine. Can't be too careful. Bonus is I will always notice before sitting down if there is no paper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use my left hand n smear the walls, only cos I can’t do my trousers up with my left hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would never happen to me as I always wipe a seat before I sit down even if it looks fine. Can't be too careful. Bonus is I will always notice before sitting down if there is no paper. "

This every time, an I have to layer the seat, can’t have no skin contact with a public loo seat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happened to me once on a night out, I'd taken something I should'nt (when I was too young to know better) and desperately needed to go.

No loo roll on my cubicle so I ended up waiting until the toilets were empty and ran (with my jeans around my thighs) to another cubicle. Took me 4 shuffles to find one with loo roll!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can only poo at home. Unless I had the shits, then I'd asked the person next to me for some bog roll, that's if I've no tissue in my handbag. If not, a sanitary towel.

If there's only me in there, then sneak out and go into the next cubicle for some, after flushing the other loo.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Be grateful I have a pack of tissues in my handbag, usually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Use your socks and boxers and chuck them.

Never happened to me. I can’t only poo at home. "

It did happen to me I had no option to use my undies to wipe I had to throw them and going commando for the rest of my shift was kind of erotic

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Never shit outdoors.

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

Thats if you can find a toilet open.

Most toilets are still shut, Yet they want you to go shopping in the citys or local shops

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By *anshee99Woman
over a year ago

all over


"Would never happen to me as I always wipe a seat before I sit down even if it looks fine. Can't be too careful. Bonus is I will always notice before sitting down if there is no paper.

This every time, an I have to layer the seat, can’t have no skin contact with a public loo seat. "

Not in the above scenario you wouldn't, if you were gonna shit your pants.

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By *ensual-dominant-passion OP   Man
over a year ago

sheffield


"Would never happen to me as I always wipe a seat before I sit down even if it looks fine. Can't be too careful. Bonus is I will always notice before sitting down if there is no paper.

This every time, an I have to layer the seat, can’t have no skin contact with a public loo seat.

Not in the above scenario you wouldn't, if you were gonna shit your pants. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Say you are in desperate need for number 2... you are in a shopping centre, you run to the public toilet.. you quickly pull your trousers or skirt down.. you sit on the seat and put it comes.. you feel so relieved but then you look to your left and there is not toilet paper... it’s empty! But your ass is a mess... what do you do.... "

Use the tissues in my bag

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Happened to me at Charles De Gaulle Airport, that French food went through me. Enjoyable no2 then looked to my right, no toilet paper

I ended up trousers down (didn’t want to smell on the plane home) shuffling past fellow passengers into the next cubicle...then the next ....eventually finding enough to clean myself up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn’t anyone hover on public loos!?

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