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Old lady at M&S food store - classic

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By *ebjonnson OP   Man
over a year ago

Maldon

Sunday morning, five minutes to opening, I was second in the Queue which had now become quite long. I saw this elderly lady walking towards the store, she had a stick but seemed to be walking ok. When she clocked the queue she suddenly slowed, stooped a little, paused and then ‘struggled’ towards a pillar at the front of the store. One hand on the pillar, huffing and puffing. She was of course invited in first.

I’ve no problem at all with this but it was just classic and comical to watch.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I'm going to be like that when I'm old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe OP she had clocked you and come over all unnecessary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch and learn.. watch and learn. One day we might need all the tricks we can think of.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I'm going to be like that when I'm old "

Me too. I'm also going to ring my kids at 3 am and ask for a lift

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By *ebjonnson OP   Man
over a year ago

Maldon


"Maybe OP she had clocked you and come over all unnecessary "

I didn’t think of that. Feel liked I missed an opportunity now. I shall be back there next Sunday - wearing my best ‘pulling’ shirt. If I can get to Primark in the meantime

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

I've already got my stick ready for rattling along railings and berating young people with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sunday morning, five minutes to opening, I was second in the Queue which had now become quite long. I saw this elderly lady walking towards the store, she had a stick but seemed to be walking ok. When she clocked the queue she suddenly slowed, stooped a little, paused and then ‘struggled’ towards a pillar at the front of the store. One hand on the pillar, huffing and puffing. She was of course invited in first.

I’ve no problem at all with this but it was just classic and comical to watch."

It’s the same at Bingo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sunday morning, five minutes to opening, I was second in the Queue which had now become quite long. I saw this elderly lady walking towards the store, she had a stick but seemed to be walking ok. When she clocked the queue she suddenly slowed, stooped a little, paused and then ‘struggled’ towards a pillar at the front of the store. One hand on the pillar, huffing and puffing. She was of course invited in first.

I’ve no problem at all with this but it was just classic and comical to watch."

Good on her...

There's got to be some perks to be had once you get older

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sunday morning, five minutes to opening, I was second in the Queue which had now become quite long. I saw this elderly lady walking towards the store, she had a stick but seemed to be walking ok. When she clocked the queue she suddenly slowed, stooped a little, paused and then ‘struggled’ towards a pillar at the front of the store. One hand on the pillar, huffing and puffing. She was of course invited in first.

I’ve no problem at all with this but it was just classic and comical to watch."

They usually fake a heart attack then roll in through the door and make a Miraculous recovery just by the spuds

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"I'm going to be like that when I'm old "

I might start being like that now.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I'm going to be like that when I'm old

I might start being like that now. "

I already am, oh wait I'm old anyway

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