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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A sign in my garden which read

NO ELEPHANTS ALLOWED IN THIS GARDEN

I have not seen one single elephant in my garden, which leads me to believe that elephants can read

PS have a nice day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish cold callers could read as well as elephants then!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Oh dear

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I need to adopt this approach; I had a herd of the things trample my rhubarb the other day

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Have you seen them in the neighbours garden?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This proves my point that pigeons cannot read

I was just thinking that they were being very rebellious

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

2 years ago I went on my last cruise ship day tour before they stopped doing them, included a 3 course meal, a small slice of indulgence

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need to adopt this approach; I had a herd of the things trample my rhubarb the other day "

Why did that sound rude 'trample your rhubarb' haha sounds sexual

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"This proves my point that pigeons cannot read

I was just thinking that they were being very rebellious"

They just have no respect..they read it and scoffed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are supposed to be one of most intelligent animals.

I find their death rituals fascinating.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

They are also very compliant.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Arnt baby elephants cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I showed kids recently a movie about story of Belfast zoo elephant during WWII.. cant recall the title now. But if you like the creatures.. it's a nice watch. Even though just inspired by a story, not factual..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I showed kids recently a movie about story of Belfast zoo elephant during WWII.. cant recall the title now. But if you like the creatures.. it's a nice watch. Even though just inspired by a story, not factual.."

Can you put your tits away, I can't concentrate.... Ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I showed kids recently a movie about story of Belfast zoo elephant during WWII.. cant recall the title now. But if you like the creatures.. it's a nice watch. Even though just inspired by a story, not factual..

Can you put your tits away, I can't concentrate.... Ta"

It tits out Tuesday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I showed kids recently a movie about story of Belfast zoo elephant during WWII.. cant recall the title now. But if you like the creatures.. it's a nice watch. Even though just inspired by a story, not factual..

Can you put your tits away, I can't concentrate.... Ta

It tits out Tuesday. "

Oh right, I prefer tits out sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I showed kids recently a movie about story of Belfast zoo elephant during WWII.. cant recall the title now. But if you like the creatures.. it's a nice watch. Even though just inspired by a story, not factual..

Can you put your tits away, I can't concentrate.... Ta

It tits out Tuesday.

Oh right, I prefer tits out sunday"

I will inbox you some tits on Sunday. Blue ones will do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I showed kids recently a movie about story of Belfast zoo elephant during WWII.. cant recall the title now. But if you like the creatures.. it's a nice watch. Even though just inspired by a story, not factual..

Can you put your tits away, I can't concentrate.... Ta

It tits out Tuesday.

Oh right, I prefer tits out sunday

I will inbox you some tits on Sunday. Blue ones will do?"

You've made an old guy very happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I showed kids recently a movie about story of Belfast zoo elephant during WWII.. cant recall the title now. But if you like the creatures.. it's a nice watch. Even though just inspired by a story, not factual.."
its called Zoo...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I showed kids recently a movie about story of Belfast zoo elephant during WWII.. cant recall the title now. But if you like the creatures.. it's a nice watch. Even though just inspired by a story, not factual.. its called Zoo..."

Aha. It's always the simplest titles which escape me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I showed kids recently a movie about story of Belfast zoo elephant during WWII.. cant recall the title now. But if you like the creatures.. it's a nice watch. Even though just inspired by a story, not factual..

Can you put your tits away, I can't concentrate.... Ta

It tits out Tuesday.

Oh right, I prefer tits out sunday

I will inbox you some tits on Sunday. Blue ones will do?

You've made an old guy very happy "

Not yet. Not yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I showed kids recently a movie about story of Belfast zoo elephant during WWII.. cant recall the title now. But if you like the creatures.. it's a nice watch. Even though just inspired by a story, not factual..

Can you put your tits away, I can't concentrate.... Ta

It tits out Tuesday.

Oh right, I prefer tits out sunday

I will inbox you some tits on Sunday. Blue ones will do?

You've made an old guy very happy

Not yet. Not yet"

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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I don’t understand why you wouldn’t want an elephant in your garden Dash.

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

It was a mammoth success then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don’t understand why you wouldn’t want an elephant in your garden Dash. "

That's a fair point, you've got me there

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

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Is that classed as elephantism or preference?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is that classed as elephantism or preference?"

Elephants lives matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A sign in my garden which read

NO ELEPHANTS ALLOWED IN THIS GARDEN

I have not seen one single elephant in my garden, which leads me to believe that elephants can read

PS have a nice day

"

You are one clever man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put NO DASH VON RIP ROCKS ON MY LAWN.

And I haven’t seen one yet, I suspect he can read or someone’s told him what it says

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I put NO DASH VON RIP ROCKS ON MY LAWN.

And I haven’t seen one yet, I suspect he can read or someone’s told him what it says "

That's clever too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I put NO DASH VON RIP ROCKS ON MY LAWN.

And I haven’t seen one yet, I suspect he can read or someone’s told him what it says "

You haven't even got a lawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I put NO DASH VON RIP ROCKS ON MY LAWN.

And I haven’t seen one yet, I suspect he can read or someone’s told him what it says

You haven't even got a lawn"

Ok then, then what’s that green thing I keep my massive gnome collection on then ?!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"A sign in my garden which read

NO ELEPHANTS ALLOWED IN THIS GARDEN

I have not seen one single elephant in my garden, which leads me to believe that elephants can read

PS have a nice day

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

There's an estate in Totnes where elephants and other animals are very popular garden ornaments, it's like traveling through a safari park

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's an estate in Totnes where elephants and other animals are very popular garden ornaments, it's like traveling through a safari park"

Well, not really like

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Must put that sign up...their poo needs a skip to shift!

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