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By *az080378 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Cromer

That Nutella is actually pronounced new-tell-a,I've been saying it wrong all my life

So how do you pronounce it?

With a new or a nu?

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

I have obviously been pronouncing it wrong as well x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nu tella

But my kids say new tella

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By *az080378 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Cromer


"I have obviously been pronouncing it wrong as well x"

Glad I'm not the only one

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Nut Ella

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

Chocolate spread. Think im the furthest away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For fucks sake

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By *lue eyed builderMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

I also found out they have a mini spoon inside the lid apparently !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Cause the real question; fridge or cupboard.

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By *lue eyed builderMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

Cupboard always

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Cupboard. Next to the out of date Chickpeas

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By *az080378 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Cromer


"'Cause the real question; fridge or cupboard."

Cupboard!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Cause the real question; fridge or cupboard."

Cupboard. I don’t like it but the kids do. Can’t spread properly from the fridge!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Satans spread.....

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"That Nutella is actually pronounced new-tell-a,I've been saying it wrong all my life

So how do you pronounce it?

With a new or a nu?"

What is your source for this information?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ohhh I love Nutella I say Nut-Ella too I’m going to have it on crumpets for breakfast tomorrow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Satans spread....."

Although not as bad as marmite but almost as bad as peanut butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Cause the real question; fridge or cupboard.

Cupboard!!"

Is this true for all chocolaty goods? I've been told I'm a philistine for using the salad tray ... but they ate savoury topped crumpets so I took that with a pinch of salt...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had the same thing with nice biscuits.

I always pronounced them as nice but then found it’s actually pronounced nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Satans spread.....

Although not as bad as marmite but almost as bad as peanut butter "

I once had breakfast with an evil Italian guy at a hotel (not like that ffs!). He picked up at least eight of the little packets of the stuff from the buffet bar and just used a teaspoon to shovel it into his face, didn't even spread it on anything, just straight in his EVIL face!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Satans spread.....

Although not as bad as marmite but almost as bad as peanut butter

I once had breakfast with an evil Italian guy at a hotel (not like that ffs!). He picked up at least eight of the little packets of the stuff from the buffet bar and just used a teaspoon to shovel it into his face, didn't even spread it on anything, just straight in his EVIL face!!!! "

Do you have his number? He might be my soul mate. At hotels I use about 4 of those little sachets to schmear a croissant

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Nut ella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Satans spread.....

Although not as bad as marmite but almost as bad as peanut butter

I once had breakfast with an evil Italian guy at a hotel (not like that ffs!). He picked up at least eight of the little packets of the stuff from the buffet bar and just used a teaspoon to shovel it into his face, didn't even spread it on anything, just straight in his EVIL face!!!!

Do you have his number? He might be my soul mate. At hotels I use about 4 of those little sachets to schmear a croissant "

I do! He's a colleague, I'd have had breakfast with him this month in Barcelona if it wasn't for the damn virus! He's super fit, stylish, goes running every morning but then eats sugar and cake like he's buddy the fucking elf! Makes me proper sick, the sugar eating fitty....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Satans spread.....

Although not as bad as marmite but almost as bad as peanut butter

I once had breakfast with an evil Italian guy at a hotel (not like that ffs!). He picked up at least eight of the little packets of the stuff from the buffet bar and just used a teaspoon to shovel it into his face, didn't even spread it on anything, just straight in his EVIL face!!!!

Do you have his number? He might be my soul mate. At hotels I use about 4 of those little sachets to schmear a croissant "

Oh and a couple of pan DE chocolates ,in a napkin just sneaked into ya bag for later..

Mmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Satans spread.....

Although not as bad as marmite but almost as bad as peanut butter

I once had breakfast with an evil Italian guy at a hotel (not like that ffs!). He picked up at least eight of the little packets of the stuff from the buffet bar and just used a teaspoon to shovel it into his face, didn't even spread it on anything, just straight in his EVIL face!!!!

Do you have his number? He might be my soul mate. At hotels I use about 4 of those little sachets to schmear a croissant

I do! He's a colleague, I'd have had breakfast with him this month in Barcelona if it wasn't for the damn virus! He's super fit, stylish, goes running every morning but then eats sugar and cake like he's buddy the fucking elf! Makes me proper sick, the sugar eating fitty....! "

Oh my! I’ve already fallen in love. I have SUCH a sweet tooth AND so parlare un po' italiano!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Satans spread.....

Although not as bad as marmite but almost as bad as peanut butter

I once had breakfast with an evil Italian guy at a hotel (not like that ffs!). He picked up at least eight of the little packets of the stuff from the buffet bar and just used a teaspoon to shovel it into his face, didn't even spread it on anything, just straight in his EVIL face!!!!

Do you have his number? He might be my soul mate. At hotels I use about 4 of those little sachets to schmear a croissant

I do! He's a colleague, I'd have had breakfast with him this month in Barcelona if it wasn't for the damn virus! He's super fit, stylish, goes running every morning but then eats sugar and cake like he's buddy the fucking elf! Makes me proper sick, the sugar eating fitty....!

Oh my! I’ve already fallen in love. I have SUCH a sweet tooth AND so parlare un po' italiano! "

Do I need to get my hat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Satans spread.....

Although not as bad as marmite but almost as bad as peanut butter

I once had breakfast with an evil Italian guy at a hotel (not like that ffs!). He picked up at least eight of the little packets of the stuff from the buffet bar and just used a teaspoon to shovel it into his face, didn't even spread it on anything, just straight in his EVIL face!!!!

Do you have his number? He might be my soul mate. At hotels I use about 4 of those little sachets to schmear a croissant

I do! He's a colleague, I'd have had breakfast with him this month in Barcelona if it wasn't for the damn virus! He's super fit, stylish, goes running every morning but then eats sugar and cake like he's buddy the fucking elf! Makes me proper sick, the sugar eating fitty....!

Oh my! I’ve already fallen in love. I have SUCH a sweet tooth AND so parlare un po' italiano! "

He's always REALLY friendly to me but then again my other colleague from the UK thinks he might be gay, so maybe he's too good to be true, like an "I can't believe it's not an Italian Nutella eating freak who likes vagina" type of way.....

I'll pass him your number, yeah...

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Nut Ella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Satans spread.....

Although not as bad as marmite but almost as bad as peanut butter

I once had breakfast with an evil Italian guy at a hotel (not like that ffs!). He picked up at least eight of the little packets of the stuff from the buffet bar and just used a teaspoon to shovel it into his face, didn't even spread it on anything, just straight in his EVIL face!!!!

Do you have his number? He might be my soul mate. At hotels I use about 4 of those little sachets to schmear a croissant

I do! He's a colleague, I'd have had breakfast with him this month in Barcelona if it wasn't for the damn virus! He's super fit, stylish, goes running every morning but then eats sugar and cake like he's buddy the fucking elf! Makes me proper sick, the sugar eating fitty....!

Oh my! I’ve already fallen in love. I have SUCH a sweet tooth AND so parlare un po' italiano!

Do I need to get my hat? "

Get your hat, Lois. It looks like it could be happening. It’s not a drill this time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Satans spread.....

Although not as bad as marmite but almost as bad as peanut butter

I once had breakfast with an evil Italian guy at a hotel (not like that ffs!). He picked up at least eight of the little packets of the stuff from the buffet bar and just used a teaspoon to shovel it into his face, didn't even spread it on anything, just straight in his EVIL face!!!!

Do you have his number? He might be my soul mate. At hotels I use about 4 of those little sachets to schmear a croissant

I do! He's a colleague, I'd have had breakfast with him this month in Barcelona if it wasn't for the damn virus! He's super fit, stylish, goes running every morning but then eats sugar and cake like he's buddy the fucking elf! Makes me proper sick, the sugar eating fitty....!

Oh my! I’ve already fallen in love. I have SUCH a sweet tooth AND so parlare un po' italiano!

Do I need to get my hat?

Get your hat, Lois. It looks like it could be happening. It’s not a drill this time! "

Thank goodness the shops are open tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nut Ella "

Imma be thinking newtealla now and I won't be able to keep a straight chocolatey face.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Satans spread.....

Although not as bad as marmite but almost as bad as peanut butter

I once had breakfast with an evil Italian guy at a hotel (not like that ffs!). He picked up at least eight of the little packets of the stuff from the buffet bar and just used a teaspoon to shovel it into his face, didn't even spread it on anything, just straight in his EVIL face!!!!

Do you have his number? He might be my soul mate. At hotels I use about 4 of those little sachets to schmear a croissant

I do! He's a colleague, I'd have had breakfast with him this month in Barcelona if it wasn't for the damn virus! He's super fit, stylish, goes running every morning but then eats sugar and cake like he's buddy the fucking elf! Makes me proper sick, the sugar eating fitty....!

Oh my! I’ve already fallen in love. I have SUCH a sweet tooth AND so parlare un po' italiano!

He's always REALLY friendly to me but then again my other colleague from the UK thinks he might be gay, so maybe he's too good to be true, like an "I can't believe it's not an Italian Nutella eating freak who likes vagina" type of way.....

I'll pass him your number, yeah..."

Please don’t steal my new boyfriend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Satans spread.....

Although not as bad as marmite but almost as bad as peanut butter

I once had breakfast with an evil Italian guy at a hotel (not like that ffs!). He picked up at least eight of the little packets of the stuff from the buffet bar and just used a teaspoon to shovel it into his face, didn't even spread it on anything, just straight in his EVIL face!!!!

Do you have his number? He might be my soul mate. At hotels I use about 4 of those little sachets to schmear a croissant

I do! He's a colleague, I'd have had breakfast with him this month in Barcelona if it wasn't for the damn virus! He's super fit, stylish, goes running every morning but then eats sugar and cake like he's buddy the fucking elf! Makes me proper sick, the sugar eating fitty....!

Oh my! I’ve already fallen in love. I have SUCH a sweet tooth AND so parlare un po' italiano!

He's always REALLY friendly to me but then again my other colleague from the UK thinks he might be gay, so maybe he's too good to be true, like an "I can't believe it's not an Italian Nutella eating freak who likes vagina" type of way.....

I'll pass him your number, yeah...

Please don’t steal my new boyfriend. "

Mmf? With chocolate spread....?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"That Nutella is actually pronounced new-tell-a,I've been saying it wrong all my life

So how do you pronounce it?

With a new or a nu?

What is your source for this information? "

Just say it with an Italian accent and you'll be there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Satans spread.....

Although not as bad as marmite but almost as bad as peanut butter

I once had breakfast with an evil Italian guy at a hotel (not like that ffs!). He picked up at least eight of the little packets of the stuff from the buffet bar and just used a teaspoon to shovel it into his face, didn't even spread it on anything, just straight in his EVIL face!!!!

Do you have his number? He might be my soul mate. At hotels I use about 4 of those little sachets to schmear a croissant

I do! He's a colleague, I'd have had breakfast with him this month in Barcelona if it wasn't for the damn virus! He's super fit, stylish, goes running every morning but then eats sugar and cake like he's buddy the fucking elf! Makes me proper sick, the sugar eating fitty....!

Oh my! I’ve already fallen in love. I have SUCH a sweet tooth AND so parlare un po' italiano!

He's always REALLY friendly to me but then again my other colleague from the UK thinks he might be gay, so maybe he's too good to be true, like an "I can't believe it's not an Italian Nutella eating freak who likes vagina" type of way.....

I'll pass him your number, yeah...

Please don’t steal my new boyfriend.

Mmf? With chocolate spread....?"

Get your own boyfriend he’s already the love of my life

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Satans spread.....

Although not as bad as marmite but almost as bad as peanut butter

I once had breakfast with an evil Italian guy at a hotel (not like that ffs!). He picked up at least eight of the little packets of the stuff from the buffet bar and just used a teaspoon to shovel it into his face, didn't even spread it on anything, just straight in his EVIL face!!!!

Do you have his number? He might be my soul mate. At hotels I use about 4 of those little sachets to schmear a croissant

I do! He's a colleague, I'd have had breakfast with him this month in Barcelona if it wasn't for the damn virus! He's super fit, stylish, goes running every morning but then eats sugar and cake like he's buddy the fucking elf! Makes me proper sick, the sugar eating fitty....!

Oh my! I’ve already fallen in love. I have SUCH a sweet tooth AND so parlare un po' italiano!

He's always REALLY friendly to me but then again my other colleague from the UK thinks he might be gay, so maybe he's too good to be true, like an "I can't believe it's not an Italian Nutella eating freak who likes vagina" type of way.....

I'll pass him your number, yeah...

Please don’t steal my new boyfriend.

Mmf? With chocolate spread....?

Get your own boyfriend he’s already the love of my life "

So our weddings off then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Satans spread.....

Although not as bad as marmite but almost as bad as peanut butter

I once had breakfast with an evil Italian guy at a hotel (not like that ffs!). He picked up at least eight of the little packets of the stuff from the buffet bar and just used a teaspoon to shovel it into his face, didn't even spread it on anything, just straight in his EVIL face!!!!

Do you have his number? He might be my soul mate. At hotels I use about 4 of those little sachets to schmear a croissant

I do! He's a colleague, I'd have had breakfast with him this month in Barcelona if it wasn't for the damn virus! He's super fit, stylish, goes running every morning but then eats sugar and cake like he's buddy the fucking elf! Makes me proper sick, the sugar eating fitty....!

Oh my! I’ve already fallen in love. I have SUCH a sweet tooth AND so parlare un po' italiano!

He's always REALLY friendly to me but then again my other colleague from the UK thinks he might be gay, so maybe he's too good to be true, like an "I can't believe it's not an Italian Nutella eating freak who likes vagina" type of way.....

I'll pass him your number, yeah...

Please don’t steal my new boyfriend.

Mmf? With chocolate spread....?

Get your own boyfriend he’s already the love of my life

So our weddings off then "

Men are like buses. You wait ages for one then two come at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Satans spread.....

Although not as bad as marmite but almost as bad as peanut butter

I once had breakfast with an evil Italian guy at a hotel (not like that ffs!). He picked up at least eight of the little packets of the stuff from the buffet bar and just used a teaspoon to shovel it into his face, didn't even spread it on anything, just straight in his EVIL face!!!!

Do you have his number? He might be my soul mate. At hotels I use about 4 of those little sachets to schmear a croissant

I do! He's a colleague, I'd have had breakfast with him this month in Barcelona if it wasn't for the damn virus! He's super fit, stylish, goes running every morning but then eats sugar and cake like he's buddy the fucking elf! Makes me proper sick, the sugar eating fitty....!

Oh my! I’ve already fallen in love. I have SUCH a sweet tooth AND so parlare un po' italiano!

He's always REALLY friendly to me but then again my other colleague from the UK thinks he might be gay, so maybe he's too good to be true, like an "I can't believe it's not an Italian Nutella eating freak who likes vagina" type of way.....

I'll pass him your number, yeah...

Please don’t steal my new boyfriend.

Mmf? With chocolate spread....?

Get your own boyfriend he’s already the love of my life

So our weddings off then "

This is news to me..... Imma tell Mattia.....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Satans spread.....

Although not as bad as marmite but almost as bad as peanut butter

I once had breakfast with an evil Italian guy at a hotel (not like that ffs!). He picked up at least eight of the little packets of the stuff from the buffet bar and just used a teaspoon to shovel it into his face, didn't even spread it on anything, just straight in his EVIL face!!!!

Do you have his number? He might be my soul mate. At hotels I use about 4 of those little sachets to schmear a croissant

I do! He's a colleague, I'd have had breakfast with him this month in Barcelona if it wasn't for the damn virus! He's super fit, stylish, goes running every morning but then eats sugar and cake like he's buddy the fucking elf! Makes me proper sick, the sugar eating fitty....!

Oh my! I’ve already fallen in love. I have SUCH a sweet tooth AND so parlare un po' italiano!

He's always REALLY friendly to me but then again my other colleague from the UK thinks he might be gay, so maybe he's too good to be true, like an "I can't believe it's not an Italian Nutella eating freak who likes vagina" type of way.....

I'll pass him your number, yeah...

Please don’t steal my new boyfriend.

Mmf? With chocolate spread....?

Get your own boyfriend he’s already the love of my life

So our weddings off then

Men are like buses. You wait ages for one then two come at the same time "

No hat then

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Satans spread.....

Although not as bad as marmite but almost as bad as peanut butter

I once had breakfast with an evil Italian guy at a hotel (not like that ffs!). He picked up at least eight of the little packets of the stuff from the buffet bar and just used a teaspoon to shovel it into his face, didn't even spread it on anything, just straight in his EVIL face!!!!

Do you have his number? He might be my soul mate. At hotels I use about 4 of those little sachets to schmear a croissant

I do! He's a colleague, I'd have had breakfast with him this month in Barcelona if it wasn't for the damn virus! He's super fit, stylish, goes running every morning but then eats sugar and cake like he's buddy the fucking elf! Makes me proper sick, the sugar eating fitty....!

Oh my! I’ve already fallen in love. I have SUCH a sweet tooth AND so parlare un po' italiano!

He's always REALLY friendly to me but then again my other colleague from the UK thinks he might be gay, so maybe he's too good to be true, like an "I can't believe it's not an Italian Nutella eating freak who likes vagina" type of way.....

I'll pass him your number, yeah...

Please don’t steal my new boyfriend.

Mmf? With chocolate spread....?

Get your own boyfriend he’s already the love of my life

So our weddings off then

Men are like buses. You wait ages for one then two come at the same time "

you need to follow your heart just know i will always order 2 puddings on a meal out and just devoured 6 kit kat chunkys i have the sweetest tooth going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Satans spread.....

Although not as bad as marmite but almost as bad as peanut butter

I once had breakfast with an evil Italian guy at a hotel (not like that ffs!). He picked up at least eight of the little packets of the stuff from the buffet bar and just used a teaspoon to shovel it into his face, didn't even spread it on anything, just straight in his EVIL face!!!!

Do you have his number? He might be my soul mate. At hotels I use about 4 of those little sachets to schmear a croissant

I do! He's a colleague, I'd have had breakfast with him this month in Barcelona if it wasn't for the damn virus! He's super fit, stylish, goes running every morning but then eats sugar and cake like he's buddy the fucking elf! Makes me proper sick, the sugar eating fitty....!

Oh my! I’ve already fallen in love. I have SUCH a sweet tooth AND so parlare un po' italiano!

He's always REALLY friendly to me but then again my other colleague from the UK thinks he might be gay, so maybe he's too good to be true, like an "I can't believe it's not an Italian Nutella eating freak who likes vagina" type of way.....

I'll pass him your number, yeah...

Please don’t steal my new boyfriend.

Mmf? With chocolate spread....?

Get your own boyfriend he’s already the love of my life

So our weddings off then

This is news to me..... Imma tell Mattia.....!"

You’ve been trying to come between us all along.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Satans spread.....

Although not as bad as marmite but almost as bad as peanut butter

I once had breakfast with an evil Italian guy at a hotel (not like that ffs!). He picked up at least eight of the little packets of the stuff from the buffet bar and just used a teaspoon to shovel it into his face, didn't even spread it on anything, just straight in his EVIL face!!!!

Do you have his number? He might be my soul mate. At hotels I use about 4 of those little sachets to schmear a croissant

I do! He's a colleague, I'd have had breakfast with him this month in Barcelona if it wasn't for the damn virus! He's super fit, stylish, goes running every morning but then eats sugar and cake like he's buddy the fucking elf! Makes me proper sick, the sugar eating fitty....!

Oh my! I’ve already fallen in love. I have SUCH a sweet tooth AND so parlare un po' italiano!

He's always REALLY friendly to me but then again my other colleague from the UK thinks he might be gay, so maybe he's too good to be true, like an "I can't believe it's not an Italian Nutella eating freak who likes vagina" type of way.....

I'll pass him your number, yeah...

Please don’t steal my new boyfriend.

Mmf? With chocolate spread....?

Get your own boyfriend he’s already the love of my life

So our weddings off then

Men are like buses. You wait ages for one then two come at the same time

you need to follow your heart just know i will always order 2 puddings on a meal out and just devoured 6 kit kat chunkys i have the sweetest tooth going "

oh my! I’ve just eaten 2 brownies!

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Satans spread.....

Although not as bad as marmite but almost as bad as peanut butter

I once had breakfast with an evil Italian guy at a hotel (not like that ffs!). He picked up at least eight of the little packets of the stuff from the buffet bar and just used a teaspoon to shovel it into his face, didn't even spread it on anything, just straight in his EVIL face!!!!

Do you have his number? He might be my soul mate. At hotels I use about 4 of those little sachets to schmear a croissant

I do! He's a colleague, I'd have had breakfast with him this month in Barcelona if it wasn't for the damn virus! He's super fit, stylish, goes running every morning but then eats sugar and cake like he's buddy the fucking elf! Makes me proper sick, the sugar eating fitty....!

Oh my! I’ve already fallen in love. I have SUCH a sweet tooth AND so parlare un po' italiano!

He's always REALLY friendly to me but then again my other colleague from the UK thinks he might be gay, so maybe he's too good to be true, like an "I can't believe it's not an Italian Nutella eating freak who likes vagina" type of way.....

I'll pass him your number, yeah...

Please don’t steal my new boyfriend.

Mmf? With chocolate spread....?

Get your own boyfriend he’s already the love of my life

So our weddings off then

Men are like buses. You wait ages for one then two come at the same time

you need to follow your heart just know i will always order 2 puddings on a meal out and just devoured 6 kit kat chunkys i have the sweetest tooth going

oh my! I’ve just eaten 2 brownies! "

Please tell me they were warm!!! With ice cream!! Thats my second favourite desert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Satans spread.....

Although not as bad as marmite but almost as bad as peanut butter

I once had breakfast with an evil Italian guy at a hotel (not like that ffs!). He picked up at least eight of the little packets of the stuff from the buffet bar and just used a teaspoon to shovel it into his face, didn't even spread it on anything, just straight in his EVIL face!!!!

Do you have his number? He might be my soul mate. At hotels I use about 4 of those little sachets to schmear a croissant

I do! He's a colleague, I'd have had breakfast with him this month in Barcelona if it wasn't for the damn virus! He's super fit, stylish, goes running every morning but then eats sugar and cake like he's buddy the fucking elf! Makes me proper sick, the sugar eating fitty....!

Oh my! I’ve already fallen in love. I have SUCH a sweet tooth AND so parlare un po' italiano!

He's always REALLY friendly to me but then again my other colleague from the UK thinks he might be gay, so maybe he's too good to be true, like an "I can't believe it's not an Italian Nutella eating freak who likes vagina" type of way.....

I'll pass him your number, yeah...

Please don’t steal my new boyfriend.

Mmf? With chocolate spread....?

Get your own boyfriend he’s already the love of my life

So our weddings off then

This is news to me..... Imma tell Mattia.....!

You’ve been trying to come between us all along. "

No need to make it durty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Cause the real question; fridge or cupboard."

Cupboard!! Always cupboard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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oh my! I’ve just eaten 2 brownies!

Please tell me they were warm!!! With ice cream!! Thats my second favourite desert "

No I ate them straight out the tin while I was waiting for the kettle to boil because I couldn’t wait to have them with my tea

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over a year ago


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This is news to me..... Imma tell Mattia.....!

You’ve been trying to come between us all along.

No need to make it durty! "

I never make anything dirty. I’m like a gooey marshmallow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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This is news to me..... Imma tell Mattia.....!

You’ve been trying to come between us all along.

No need to make it durty!

I never make anything dirty. I’m like a gooey marshmallow "

I've never tried putting my penis in one of those, I wouldn't know....

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

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oh my! I’ve just eaten 2 brownies!

Please tell me they were warm!!! With ice cream!! Thats my second favourite desert

No I ate them straight out the tin while I was waiting for the kettle to boil because I couldn’t wait to have them with my tea "

Thats fair enough at times the kettle just takes to long what you need to try if you havent already take a tripple choc muffin from asda personally warm it in the microwave for 30 seconds (the chips melt) take a tub of ben and jerrys (half baked my fav) put all together in a bowl and enjoy best thing ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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oh my! I’ve just eaten 2 brownies!

Please tell me they were warm!!! With ice cream!! Thats my second favourite desert

No I ate them straight out the tin while I was waiting for the kettle to boil because I couldn’t wait to have them with my tea

Thats fair enough at times the kettle just takes to long what you need to try if you havent already take a tripple choc muffin from asda personally warm it in the microwave for 30 seconds (the chips melt) take a tub of ben and jerrys (half baked my fav) put all together in a bowl and enjoy best thing ever"

oh that sounds so good!

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"

oh my! I’ve just eaten 2 brownies!

Please tell me they were warm!!! With ice cream!! Thats my second favourite desert

No I ate them straight out the tin while I was waiting for the kettle to boil because I couldn’t wait to have them with my tea

Thats fair enough at times the kettle just takes to long what you need to try if you havent already take a tripple choc muffin from asda personally warm it in the microwave for 30 seconds (the chips melt) take a tub of ben and jerrys (half baked my fav) put all together in a bowl and enjoy best thing ever

oh that sounds so good!"

It really is im afraid though i cant help with the Italian bit but if your parshall to a bit of Spanish that i can assist with x

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